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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   speaking of avatars - why? what if no one ever discussed them anymore, ever. ?  and then again huh?

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   ediggityposted 15 years ago

   I like banana pudding with vanilla wafers.

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      I always like to keep this is my pantry. Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!

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         logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         MMMMMMMMM! Tasty!

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            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            You want to try?? I got a big paint brush

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               logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               BP, may I use my hands to apply it? I promise to use my tongue and lick it off after I'm done spreading it all over you!

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         ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Wow, is there any left, or have you used a lot of it?

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            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I have three jars left from last week's carton LMAO

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               ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               It must get pretty sticky in your house.

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                  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  I don't know about the house, but the milkman mistook me for a chocolate fairy cake, only last Tuesday afternoon.

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      Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      nilla wafers! LOL
      brings back some memories.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   got piece of my heart on the sole of your shoe! got a little bit of thunder . . .♫♪♫♪

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   I can't help it.

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   They just gotta stop bending em!
   Bananas that is. We get all our bananas from Queensland and appeals to leave them straight fall on deaf ears.
   
   I have written to Queensland's chief banana bender on several occasions and only receive rude replies.
   
   As for those New South Welshmen. As soon as BP arrives, and we have straightened enough bananas we will send the beautiful banana totin blonde poet into the dark swirling waters of the Murray, and with her lithe body propelled by her enormous flippers we will string a rope across the river and bring all necessary equipment across, such as bananas.
   They won't know what hit em!
   
   Teach em to throw rocks at planes!

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Earnest what a novel idea I am anticipating the splash into the water with an abundant enthusiasm like never before. Oh we ought to make this into a major Aussie movie LMAO !!!
      Maybe once I hit the water I could grow a tail and turn into a mermaid, that has always been a huge wish of mine lol.

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         mermaid it is! Queensland girls have mermaid genes anyway. Pick em up off the bananas.

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   LeanManposted 15 years ago

   Is circumcision more painful for a grown adult?

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   Those Aussies have a wicked sense of humor.  At least I think I get most of the jokes.  Probably a bit too much time hanging with the kangaroos!  nevertheless - chocolate goes well with bananas.
   
   p.s.  adult circumcision probably doesn't hurt one bit, you could try it yourself, leanman!  then report back to us!  :

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      LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I did............. lol
      
      It hurts a lot............
      
      The trouble is the pain sensation is quite arousing which leads to more severe pain.... vicious circle and all that.... Probably the worst week of my adult life..... hehehehehe
      
      Have I shared enough now???

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         now we know what leanman did on holiday!

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I get most of my humour from kangaroos!
      
      Have you ever had a chat to a kangaroo family? They are hilarious!
      
      The kids are always playing up and bouncing in and out of the pouch, dad is always gettin in punch ups with the neighbours, the only thing funnier is bananas!

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Far too much information LeanMan!

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      LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe a hub in there somewhere.... one to be read whilst sat with legs crossed and a leather strap held firmly between the teeth.. hehehehe

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         mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         that there is either sexy or funny, I can't decide!
         
         

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            LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Come hold the leather strap and we can work it out...
            
            hehehehe

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               mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

               somehow I doubt that will go over very well in S.A.!

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                  LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Amazing what you can do behind closed doors here...
                  
                  Just keep the noise down so that the neighbours don't complain...

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                     mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     my theory is that the more you censor and ban, the more people think up to do!  and do! so you have proof of this, then

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                        LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                        I hope they not reading this.... but....
                        
                        I have met more local people here than any other country I have ever been to that have drink and drug problems....
                        
                        As to their sex lives ..... well!!!!!!!!!!! Even I have been known to blush when being chased by the women here....

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   LeanManposted 15 years ago

   Why do I have to go back to work now?????

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    steffsingsposted 15 years ago

    ...heard some pretty interesting - 'Ground Breaking' health related information on the kNEWS TODAY!
    1) Smoking isn't as healthy as once thought
    2) More water is to be consumed daily
    3) Whole grains & fiber are supposed to add roughage (which is supposed to be good too?)
    I'll confirm these findings on tommorows kNews... ALSO~
    
    (hijacked ' BooYa!)

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    If you skydive naked will you whistle as you fall??

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    sex, drugs, rockandroll!  I don't wanna work, I just want to party all day!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I can't get the picture out of mind of those cute little baby roos jumping up and down in the mama's pouch!  also the daddy roos boxing!  oh.  so cute!

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       ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       What's a roos?

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          steffsingsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I hijacked this post yesterday, in all fairness, it should Probably stay that way...
          
          
          (ooh... more kNEWS.., the glove doesn't fit you ARE innocent!)

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          kangaROOS!

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             ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Oh, lol.  We don't have those where I live.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    no kangaroos here either
    
    there are squirrels
    
    and bluebirds
    
    and rats ugh
    
    and I think I saw a mountain lion last year

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Chatting to an emu the other day, he reckons he can run the pants off a kangaroo!
    
    I was too embarrassed to tell him that roos don't run.

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    I have ducks and turtles.  They always think I'm going to throw them bread.

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    rmrposted 15 years ago

    If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I'll go ask old man emu.

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm trying not to worry about you Earnest.  If it was any other bird except the emu - they can be quite mean, you know?  So be careful - don't get to close to the emu, 'k?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Does he have a brother, old man river?

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    Peek a boo............

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    
    ANYBODY HERE????????
    
    ECHO....ECHO..echo...echo...
    
    No one home?? I better go have a lie down...

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    seanorjohnposted 15 years ago

    My cat just killed my favourite goldfish.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Buy a pirhana and put it in the goldfish bowl!

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       LeanManposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Those goldfish can be vicious.... that's cruel...
       
       I used to hand feed my pirhana live goldfish to impress the girls when I was a teenager, often wondered why I could not keep girlfriends...

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I fear earnest got to close to that damn emu - possibly lost his banana!  I tried to warn him, I really did!

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    Does anyone think that polititians are in it to do the best for the country??

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       poli..what? he he 

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Does anyone know what is the best interest of the country?

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    Should have elected bannanas, kangaroos, pirahnas and goldfish...

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    Im hungry.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    I am the  walrus cucucatoo!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    does anyone have an extra pineapple lying around?

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    yes.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Kinky!

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    Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years ago

    Anyone got Rum?

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    and tequila, vodka, gin, triple sec, beer....

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       Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Awww, that's what I like to hear!!!

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    Justine76posted 15 years ago

    long island iced tea..
    
    btw, welcome to hp, non offensive user... Are you SURE your non offensive?

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       Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, the truth is that I'm not new here.  I've been here in the past but kept getting banned because people found me offensive.  So now I have commited myself to be 100% non-offensive!

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          Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          did you use lots of bad words and post pictures of nakid ladies?

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             Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             That wasn't me!  I was more of the Blood and Latex kind of guy

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          Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          suuuure    non offensive it is.

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             Non-offensiveUserposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Hey, I'm trying to be good over here...

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    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    I can't drink that he said to the barman..
    
    "why not" replied the barman..
    
    "It's got no head!"

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    get ready, get set, MAI TAI!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       MAI TAI!     with bananas naturally!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I had a yarn to old man emu. First thing he said was "Your knees are just wrong son! If you lot had yer knees the right way around ya could sit on ya eggs properly for starters, and yer'd only need short stools Now that cost yer three bananas."
    I never argue with the old fella, he gets crotchety, and could kick me to kingdom come! (a small outback town)

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    Twenty One Daysposted 15 years ago

    of course you like cheese, doesn't everyone?

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       mmmmmmmM! camembert, brie, sharp cheddar and gouda - no feta for me thanks!

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          ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No big greek salad for you.  They make non goats milk feta it's pretty good.

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    Not people who are lactose intolerant.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    hhmmmmmmmmmm.....................

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    I like cheese, I'm tolerant.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    I smoke plants, not tolerant

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       Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       mmm, smoked tulips. this is my kind of cook out.

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    LOL, don't catch your hair on fire.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    LMFAO
    
    grab some water dude - red flames

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    Oops that was soda, but at least it put the flames out.

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I just doubt all of the preceeding.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    juggling photos
    motivation gone
    might have been the fire

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    no one opens a thread for me having 200 fans
    
    fine
    
    see if i care
    
    katma

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       congrats!  I haven't ever opened a thread for anyone else! I'm mean and selfish I guess.  But good for you, Kim! 

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    ediggityposted 15 years ago

    I've always wanted to learn how to juggle, so every couple years I pick something up and try, but I suck.  Dang juggling is hard.

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       Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       pretend you are tossing three midgets and really, REALLY need to use the bathroom -juggling becomes a snap!

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          Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          There we go, ready to hijack away into kewpie doll land, where there are no midgets, just big and little dolls...

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          Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I wish I could find the latest posts on this thread.  They seem to have got lost!

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             ediggityposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Tell that to John Locke.

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                Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Ha!  Cute reference!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    The firing order of a side valve Ford V8 is 15486372.
    
    Thank you!
    bananas.

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       Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Bananas.  Fruit for the fruits.  Sort of monkeyish...
       
       Speaking of monkeys...

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