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  1. SoftCornHippo profile image59
    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    did someone say pie?  I got here as fast as I could!

  2. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

  3. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I still haven't had that piece of pie - how long must I wait?

  4. mrpopo profile image74
    mrpopoposted 15 years ago

    OMG WHERE DID ALL THIS QUICKSAND COME FROM

  5. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    back to the pie!

  6. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    banana cream?

  7. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    turkeys is my topic today!

  8. Hmrjmr1 profile image69
    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    I resemble that remark!!

  9. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Hey Hmrjmr!  I missed this post earlier, and it seems it was quickly gobbled up by all the religious posts!  I'm venting about that!  too many religion posts . . .grrrrrrrrr

  10. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    all the fruit got ripe at the same time!  arghhh - fruit salad.

  11. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    fruit of the loom

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    RIPE fruit of the loom! - oh teeheehee!

  13. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    standing in the corner by itself.

    1. sajal.mark profile image60
      sajal.markposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      What for?

  14. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    for awhile until someone takes them to the washer.

  15. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    code talk?

  16. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    seriously

  17. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    butt seriously folks

  18. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    It's about time someone mentioned.

















    bananas. smile

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      it's about time, I don't think anyone has mentioned them for years! smile

      1. earnestshub profile image70
        earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I know! I got banned for a while,   not enough bananas they said! smile

  19. Faybe Bay profile image68
    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    It is possible I will not be getting any sleep at all, now. big_smile

  20. Faybe Bay profile image68
    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    Do bananas promote sleep, or not. I need to know. I have two left, but I don't want to eat one if it will keep me awake...

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Just make sure they don't get stuck together cause when you take them apart  you will have a banana split! smile

      1. Faybe Bay profile image68
        Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

        Alright, baby-sitting in the AM. I have to go.

        Everyone have fun, and don't forget,

        The topic was bananas.

  21. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Like a pirate I am jumping on board your ship to tell you that President Obama is on his way to the Gulf and that little oil pill will soon be cleared up - please read this important notice and understand that Obama is doing his best - God Bless America smile

    Good afternoon,

    Today I am travelling to Louisiana with President Obama to review the efforts currently underway to respond to the massive oil spill and to lend support to the region. The Administration's efforts have been relentless from Day 1, and I know the President is eager to return to the region to check up on the progress and meet with those most directly affected by this tragedy.

    Yesterday, the President briefed the press and the American people on this disaster. You can watch the video of his press conference here:





    To give you a sense of where we are today: We have about 20,000 people in the region who are working around the clock to contain and clean up this oil, approximately 1,300 vessels are responding on site, over 11 million gallons of oil-water mix have been recovered, and over 3 million feet of boom have been deployed to the Gulf region.

    Earlier this week, the Federal Government gave BP the approval to attempt a "top kill" procedure – plugging the well with densely packed mud to prevent oil from escaping. It's too soon to tell whether this approach will be successful at reducing or eliminating the flow of oil, so we are exploring every reasonable strategy to try to stop this leak before the relief wells are finished.

    For people living in the Gulf Coast region, for Americans across the country, and for the Obama Administration, the only thing that really matters is stopping the leak, cleaning up the mess, and restoring the Gulf Coast's environment and the livelihoods of the people who live there. We will not rest until we've done just that.

    Those who are responsible will be held accountable. That includes not only the obligations BP and other responsible parties have, but also the commitment we have, as public servants, to build an effective framework for regulation that protects the American people and guards this country's natural splendor.

    In case you don't have time to watch the video from yesterday's press conference, I want to reiterate a key point the President made, because while stopping the leak remains priority #1 at the White House, it's also important to recognize the need for longer-term solutions. He said:

    Let me make one final point. More than anything else, this economic and environmental tragedy – and it's a tragedy – underscores the urgent need for this nation to develop clean, renewable sources of energy. Doing so will not only reduce threats to our environment, it will create a new, homegrown, American industry that can lead to countless new businesses and new jobs.

    Here are two important resources to keep track of the situation:

    The first is the website of the coalition of groups, led by the National Incident Commander for the BP oil spill, Admiral Thad Allen of the Coast Guard. It has a number of links to assistance for those affected by the spill and many other resources:

    http://www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com/

    In order to keep the Nation aware of everything its government is doing in response to the spill, the White House has also created a web page that includes a daily report of the ongoing Administration-wide response to the Deepwater BP Oil Spill:

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/deepwater-bp-oil-spill/

    As the President also said, we are going to make sure this leak is stopped -- but our work doesn't end there. This Administration will use everything in its power to protect the safety and livelihoods of our fellow Americans in the Gulf Coast.

    Sincerely,

    Carol Browner
    Assistant to the President for Energy and Climate Change

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Browner is a moron that doesn't have the brains to pour poop out of a boot!  She only says what she is told to say.

  22. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Did someone mention bananas? I hardly noticed that. smile

    1. Faybe Bay profile image68
      Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, write this down. There were multiple sources used for the Bible.E, J and P. I can't find the original.

      E is source (Elohim) and mentions God in the Multiple (We, Us, Our) J is for Jehovah or YHWH and the texts were written later.

      P is for Patriarchs and written from diaries.

      So they took all the different written stuff and didn't know which to keep, so they kept them all, to make one book out of all the similar stories.
      I will find the actual encyclopedia entries, but that's the gist of it.

      Here's the Wikipedia version:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_hypothesis

      Now I can sleep. Goodnight Earnestshub.

      Bananas anyone?

    2. Ign Andy profile image58
      Ign Andyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      There is banana rain when I watch Bananarama singing banana song in the banana jungle.

  23. RevolveR profile image59
    RevolveRposted 15 years ago

    Bananas ! lol

  24. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Banana fields forever!

  25. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun???


    A:... Sir



    What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun and a banana in each ear??


    A:... Anything you like he won't hear you...

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol I wonder how that works for a banana with a Gorilla in each ear? smile

  26. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    **pouring poop out of a boot**

  27. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    If god exists, which forum would he join??

    I think he would prefer the sandpit to the religious freaks forum..

  28. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    **pouring the poop back into the boot**

  29. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    What is worse than biting into a piece of fruit and finding a maggot???

    Biting into a piece of fruit and finding half a maggot!!!

  30. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    some unknown beast dug up some of my garden!

  31. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    A meteor impacted jupiter the other day, or was it uranus??

  32. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    An Australian man made a full scale model of the Hubble telescope out of plywood and aluminum.

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Those Aussies are bananas! lol

  33. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Who saw the space junk? smile Evidently it came down here somewhere. smile

  34. johnsams profile image69
    johnsamsposted 15 years ago

    My brother is a murderer! and I saw it all: He killed a cockroach tongue

  35. MrKnowledge profile image61
    MrKnowledgeposted 15 years ago

    this one time, at band camp....

  36. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Van Camps have great beans!

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Not to mention great   BANANAS!

  37. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Okay, I won't mention it! smile

  38. itech profile image64
    itechposted 15 years ago

    Elephant killed the ant before my eyes....

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Musta been one of them puny ants!

      The bull ants in the Australian outback eat elephants! smile
      I hear the also like  bananas. smile

  39. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Help! A banana has taken my baby!

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Did he get it from the dingo?

  40. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    I don't care what you say or what you do, I will not touch it!!!!

  41. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    What is white and if it falls from a tree it will kill you??

  42. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    An albino zebra?

  43. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Now that's what I call a hijacking!

  44. Black Lilly profile image61
    Black Lillyposted 15 years ago

    I would also like to provide my credit card details please. Where should I put those?
    big_smile

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Just send them to me and I will relay them! smile

      1. Black Lilly profile image61
        Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Logic, I don't trust you wink

        (this sentence taken out of context should sound really weird)
        wink

        1. profile image59
          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          If you cannot trust me, you cannot trust anyone!
          How have you been BL, haven't seen you around for awhile.

          1. Black Lilly profile image61
            Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I'm ok Logic. Been busy lately, living the life wink
            Don't remember when I've written something here... must've been ages ago...
            Missed everyone here wink

            1. profile image59
              logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

              Glad to hear someone has a life! smile
              Missed your interesting viewpoint!  It was refreshing!

              1. Black Lilly profile image61
                Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                wink Logic, I came up to one conclusion: if not for men, I'd have no problem in my life. But I'd have no joy too wink

                Glad to hear someone at least remembers me wink

                1. profile image59
                  logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Well BL, you know we men just live to aggravate women!smile

                  I am unable to recall everyone I have met here, but I do remember the ones that I found interesting in one fashion or another.

                  Anything special that brought you here today or did you miss the political and religious dronings? smile

                  1. Black Lilly profile image61
                    Black Lillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                    How could I forget those battles... A clash of the Titans, no other way to describe that wink
                    Just on the train for good 3 hours already, so have time to remember good old days.
                    You know that silly feeling you get when you read your own comments written maybe half a year ago? wink

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    big_smile

    http://www.novoco.com/career/photos/accolades.jpg

  46. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Careful where you put that thumb! smile

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Trust me I am most careful tongue

  47. earnestshub profile image70
    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    I know this will shock many, and is the furthest thing from my mind too. I didn't want this to be repetitive, so ..........






    Bananas! smile

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Would a jockstrap on a banana be called a fruit cup? smile

      1. earnestshub profile image70
        earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Why do you always bring up bananas logic?
        Actually a jock strap is called a ball bag on bananas. smile

        1. profile image59
          logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Because earnest no one else ever brings them up!smile

  48. Kangaroo_Jase profile image74
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 15 years ago

    All Your Posts Belong to US !

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Melbournites will soon own hubpages! smile

      1. profile image59
        logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Can they afford to buy it? smile

  49. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I can't find a thread that I read yesterday (I think) about women going after other women's husbands - and its been bothering me a lot. 

    I think I know why SOME women go after SOME women's husbands - its because they get so tired of hearing about this woman's wonderful, healthy, loving marriage that is just like a best friends relationship and how special it is what these two have together and how they do EVERYTHING together and never argue or fight and how they are just so very hunky dory and all that FINALLY    this other woman (not me, omg, no I'd NEVER go after some other woman's hubbie - not for anything) but see, this OTHER woman finally has just had it up to here and figures she'll give it a go and see if the hubbie is really so special, or just like all the others and will go for a little - you know, hanky pank.  So out of a kind of frustration she flirts her wicked butt off and sometimes, sometimes, when this occurs (I believe, although, I don't really know for sure)  it works!  and there IS the hanky pank! and then this OTHER woman thinks - so there!

    1. profile image59
      logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I've seen a wicked butt or two, if fact I just saw one this morning! smile

  50. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 15 years ago

    I have a rash, what should I do??? Please help...

 
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