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  1. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    and the man in the back said everyone attack it's turnin to a Ballroom Blitz!

  2. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Do ya wanna be in my gang?

  3. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Be careful what you ask for!

  4. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    I stubbed my toe and broke a nail....

  5. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    That must be a really hard toe!

  6. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    who said anything about wicked butts?

    also, oh crap, I forgot what else I was gonna post!

    oh.  yeah.  is there anyone who specializes in pet tattoos, do ya think?

  7. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    you can find ANYTHING on the internet!

    http://www.petsciencelabs.com/PETATTOOS_GALLERY/ZACK_01_mod.jpg

  8. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Who would have a tattoo of a pet?

  9. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I don't know.  Me, maybe.  If I had a pet. 

    If I had a little dachsund I would get it tattooed with little flowers, daisies and pansies, I think.  Very colorful.  I would not tattoo words like "flea bag" on the poor thing.  I think a flowered dachsund would be outstanding!

    However, how do you get a little dog to sit still for a tattoo?  Do you have to get them drunk first?

    It is a kind of low class thing to do, I suppose.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    I don't know.  they probably go around showing them off to all their doggie friends!

  11. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Ok.  Now I really am going away for awhile - see ya!

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I'm back!  Anyone want to poke fun? 

    just sayin'  poking fun! could be fun, eh?

  13. DzyMsLizzy profile image73
    DzyMsLizzyposted 14 years ago

    Is it lying to pretend to be asleep?  tongue

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yes.  one must always be awake when awake.  no pretending.  unless its funny.  or if you want someone to leave you alone.  I used to do this all the time in bed with my husband.  one must not feel guilty.

      1. DzyMsLizzy profile image73
        DzyMsLizzyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL--that's the thing...if I want to go to sleep without being disturbed by the TV, the only way he won't turn it on is if he thinks I'm already asleep.. so I have to be in bed first for a while.. LOL LOL

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          you could get him some earphones for the tv!?

          1. DzyMsLizzy profile image73
            DzyMsLizzyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            nope--TV on ceiling mount

  14. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    are you awake?

  15. FuzzyCookie profile image73
    FuzzyCookieposted 14 years ago

    I dont know what to do with my life. Oh i am such a whiner neutral

  16. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    So you say your vision of the future is a little fuzzy, cookie? smile

  17. earnestshub profile image71
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Can this thread still be hijacked by bananas?

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Which ones, the cubans or the Queenslanders?

      1. earnestshub profile image71
        earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'm not sure logic. Are cubans bananas straight?

        Those crazy Queenslanders bend all ours. smile

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          logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I don't honestly know if the cubans have come out of the closet or not!  Whatever they want to do in the privacy of their own tree is okay with me!

  18. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    For all those interesting thoughts and provoking commentaries on the forums, which one has given you pause for thought?

  19. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Where is god in this thread.... come on god, give us a post...

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      god has left the building -  and so have I!  check ya later~

  20. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    God is changing clothes to show off his new tats

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      when I was maybe 15 or so, my littlest sister was afraid of thunderstorms. In an attempt to distract her from the thunder, I said the first thing to pop in to my mind without fully thinking it thru. I was trying to have her pretned the thunder was one thing, the rain the result of another, and the lightening something else. I did not mean all events were simultaneous but anyway...I said..."just pretend the thunder is angels bowling, some others are taking a shower and God is taking pictures."

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        ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I must remember that lil lie, 'tis good.

  21. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I saw Inception today - very very good - Leonardo is back in the game!

  22. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    yes that's a wonderful thing to say - but       does God have to take pictures?  would he do it just for fun?  oh, no, I've stooped to religiosity!

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you dont understand how mad my parents were. I had just claimed that all knowing all seeing god was a voyeur....plus, I just now tried to google that word to spell it right since I dont have any spell check....whoa...well...I wont be sleeping tongiht...and I think I still spelled it worng

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        you spelled it right!  and that is my take on God, also - that's just what he is!  But that's ok, he has to watch because . . .

        I forget!  Why is that again?  oh yeh - so he can know when to punish and reward  (what a crock.  just my humble opin.)

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years ago

    deleting cookies......

  24. profile image0
    DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years ago

    whoa..that guy toataly wins for hijacking....

  25. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    I was given one months notice at work this week, that includes getting out of the country!!

  26. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    really LeanMan?  are you happy or unhappy about it?  is it good or bad?  I hope you're ok.

    I'm unbanned now and just want to say - uh - oh yeh ----I'ma gonna bea good girl now, reallyIam!

    at least I'll try.

    I bet nobody even noticed I was gone! smile

    1. earnestshub profile image71
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I noticed. How ya goin? smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    i have a crush on one of the hubbers in this forum.  i'll let you all guess who it is.  wink  lol

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG!   ME!  it's me isn't it!  You missed me when I was gone, didn't you!  smile  This makes me very happy.   Oh - I think I'm going to
      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-ashamed002.gif

      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        well as i told you before mega, opposites do attract.  wink

  28. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    so glad you noticed Earnest - I'm doing good

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I noticed too Mega...but just thought you took some time out to write or you went on vacation...I'm starting to read your hubs now....why'd you get banned!...or don't answer if you don't want to....can't imagine why you'd get banned.

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        oh, I got baited into saying I thought what someone said was stupid!  a little bit more than that - I sorta of called him a bigot!  well.  well. well.  I got baited!!!  really - I can't believe I don't know better than to stay out of those crazy threads that are just male testosterone and guys pumping themselves up like lizards in the sun!

        hahaha  - but since it happened on a Friday and I don't post much on Sat and Sun I only really missed Monday - and geez - I oughta stay out of the forums and get something real done, anyway! 

        but I am kinda worried about how many of our hubber pals are staying away and even taking down their hubs.  what's up with that?

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I haven't been around long enough to notice....sometimes people touch in, pick something up for awhile...and then move on I guess...It would be good if people wanted to stay in touch to be able to email still...like when you disconnect from FB...you can still receive email if someone wants to get in touch....not sure how it works exactly.

          I like that 'pumping themselves up like lizards in the sun'...I'm picturing it now.   LOL! What if you post a pic with swearing on it...do you get banned?  I'll probably get banned one day....unintentionally....what happens when you get banned - get a message....YOUR BANNED for 3 days 'cause you were a BAD Kitty!  Curious?  I guess someone has to report you....

          1. mega1 profile image78
            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            yep, he told me he was gonna report me and went on a rant about how liberals get preferential treatment here and I probably wouldn't get banned - so after all that I guess they kinda had to ban me.  Thing is I've never professed to be "liberal" I hate those terms and I've said so before - but since I don't agree with the flaming conservatives, that makes me a liberal.  But now I'm going to skip on past the political and religion forums and just pray that they don't infest the funny and helpful threads or I'll be a gonner.

            I think that they ban you only if you get reported - so if no one reports your post as swearing you won't get in trouble.  They can't read every single post on the forums.  You would think staff would tag certain hubbers who are often involved in reports - especially when they just manage to not get banned themselves!  How entertaining - not!

            oh, and thanks for your comments - I hope you like Aroused - I got the idea from hearing some ads for male erectile dysfunction rememdies on tv and they always make me laugh - especially when the girls chime in about how well it works!!! lol

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              LOL! about the ED ads......I wonder how men react when they see them?....I'll have to pay more attention......your story is good...'cause it is a story, and sounds more like reality for some.

              So you're a 'libtard' r u?  LOL!  I love that term....I'm only kidding!...I just like the term!

              Or r u a Leant Leftist like me!  LOL!....another one I get a kick out of.

              Too bad you were placed into a category...that's what really happened!    People assume and place people in categories...just because you have an opinion on something...too bad!

              Sheesh!  I wonder who reported you....hmmmmm.....I could think of a few but I won't mention names.

              Oh well....glad you're back!  Thanks for the laugh!

  29. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I'd tell you who, but that would just get me in trouble - so anyhow its over and done and I'm simmering down.

    but I still want to rant about the "thugs" in the forums who are so vocal and so unable to live and let live!  I get apoplectic - (just wanted to see if I could spell it!)

  30. YesWay profile image60
    YesWayposted 14 years ago

    This thread has now been hijacked to the topic of changing the subject. Changing the subject is accordance with the rules of this thread, but if the next poster changes the subject, to something other than changing the subject, he or she will still be changing the subject, thus creating a paradox. Maybe. Or maybe not, I don't know.

    Next poster, good luck! big_smile

  31. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ha ha!  Hey, BP was here last night...I had fun with her, Logic.commonsense and Lorlie!  Not on this thread...can't remember which one...we were having a party!  oh, it was the BP where are you thread.


    Woof! Woof!  YesWay!

  32. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    paradoxically, altho I am not at all good at hijacking = I am good at hijacking the hijack thread (which is staying on topic) and also hijacking the hijackers - which is fun to do - try it! You go into one of the threads and find Cagsil and BP or Shadesbreath and BP or  Stan and Lorlie  chatting and flirting and you talk to just one of them - distract them, see?  and then you have hijacked a hijacker!   smile  oh, I am just so proud!

  33. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    LOL!  yea, you're good at it....hijacking a hijacker...

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/HabaneroHead/humor/dilbert_hijacking.jpg

  34. YesWay profile image60
    YesWayposted 14 years ago

    I'd like to take this opportunity to greet John, whom I know by a more familiar moniker.

    "Hi, Jack!"

    Yeah, I know that was terrible. smile

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      YesWay!

  35. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    and then BP - when she runs out of good flirts she brings up the jello tub bath - which is so erotic and at the same time wholesome!  oh, she's a genius, that one!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha!  I haven't seen the jello tub bath!  or is that jello bath tub!

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        no, if it was a jello bath tub, it would melt when you turned on the water faucets!

  36. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    did someone say monkey?  or oh - moniker - sorry.

    http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/saviour_monkey.jpg

  37. YesWay profile image60
    YesWayposted 14 years ago

    I've never been to Conifer with a donkey.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      its one of those don't ask, don't tell situations! right?

      1. YesWay profile image60
        YesWayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I ate a turkey in Santa Monica.

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/2yzet21jpg.gif

        2. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          not touching that one with a ten foot pole!





          I once tried to pick up a ten foot Pole, but he couldn't hear me.

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I like this one.....

            http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/cheap-drugs.gif

  38. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    It slipped and went in the wrong hole!!!!!

  39. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    that was the most pathetic attempt at a hijack!  but, however, it did get one's attention.  for a second.  or a minute.  and it was -  what?  and that's why he has to leave in a month?   


    golly - I'm just so confused and losted!

    I saw a guy the other day with a t-shirt on that said "LOST"

    and I was going to try to return him but he was so big and mean looking I figured he was probably just misplaced!

  40. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    suddenly I don't feel like hijacking

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ...there's one you could hijack...the one about the conservatives against gay marriage and abortion....i'm sure you'd have a good answer to the question....let me know what you think 'k?

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        okay...i'll find a good pic instead.....

      2. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        oh boy, I would get in so much trouble talking to conservatives tonight - I would probably be banned forever if I started.  So, no, don't think I'll go there.   I actually support the woman's right to choose - but I think people should be thoroughly educated about what they're doing.  I don't want conservatives telling what to do about anything!  I get rabid. . . it's just not pretty to watch.  And as for gays - I have many gay friends who are wonderful, wonderful and I also support them without reservation.   I think homophobia is one of the clearest indicators of ignorance that there is in this country - so I also get rabid about that when confronted with people who just aren't reasonable and have no idea what they're saying.   ditto the religionists who want to shove their brands of Christianity down your throat with quotes taken out of context from the Bible.  and I'm still shocked at how many threads there are on these forums that ask the most ridiculous questions over and over - why?  why are they doing this?  what do they get out of it?  they'll never convince anyone.   It's liked I said - lizards pumping in the sun!

        there - now I feel so much better

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          you're right...the question on the thread was funny...don't know if you looked or not...I had a good chuckle anyway....

  41. earnestshub profile image71
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I would just like to interject with... rhubarb! No particular reason, I just enjoy saying it. smile

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  42. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    rhubarb makes my tongue sore

  43. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    the best hockey team in Canada....

    http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d159/19babe/Nolan%20Baumgartner/canucks_79381.jpg

  44. leeberttea profile image56
    leebertteaposted 14 years ago

    So what do you think about Sylvia Jefferies HBO role?

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ...don't know who it is...

  45. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    I just wanted to know if you have a super string in vacuum with a total mass of zero and zero kelvin temperature.... what colour would it be? ................. Anyone?  ......anyone?????



    Why am I hearing crickets now???? lol

  46. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    They're coming to take me away ha ha!

  47. earnestshub profile image71
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I've gone with bananas again. Bananas roool!!!!!!!

  48. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Bananas can't rule because they always split! smile

  49. LeanMan profile image72
    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    What do you call a madman carrying a loaded shotgun with a banana in each ear???

    1. earnestshub profile image71
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      C'mon! There is one coming down the street now. (probably a Queenslander) What do I call him?

      1. profile image60
        logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        late for dinner!

        1. earnestshub profile image71
          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm out of bananas! I can only buy bent ones. And anyway I don't want him around for dinner. He'll bend all my bananas and it takes ages to straighten em out again! smile

          1. profile image60
            logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Well you could hire some illegal immigrants to do it for you! smile

            1. earnestshub profile image71
              earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Sorry I have a problem hearing you. Bananas in the ears you know, it's a new trend, but growing. smile

              1. profile image60
                logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Well if you clean out your ears more often, the bananas would stop growing! smile

  50. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    def?

 
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