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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   Anything you like as he wont hear you......

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   must be those bananas in his ears

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   LeanManposted 14 years ago

   Why does it itch so much?

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      YOU PUT THE HAIRY END IN YOUR EAR THAT'S WHY! TAKE EM OUT AND TURN EM ROUND. sEE?

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         Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Don't do it!!!  Earnest has a habit of teasing with funny jokes!!!  Especially hairy ones!!! 

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   probably hanging around with the bad girls!

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   *yawn*

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   that causes a stir!

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   i have a confession to make....im not who you all think i am....(sighs)...what im about to say will shock you as i have to tell you that...i..i..im a independent!  oh the humanity. my parents raised me to become a republican and my brother became a democrat.  why o why was i cursed...to be..an independent?

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      C.A. Johnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Just lucky I guess.

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   Independent......
   
   as a person
   as an intellectual
   as a fountain of wealth
   as a thinker
   
   ....i could go on and on
   
   
   @ logic -- why a stir?  Why not mix it all up tonight?  We can rhum-baaaa!!!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      how about a tango?

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         Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Only if the rose has no thorns! 

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            logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Do you have the dress to tango in?

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      no independent as in a third party electorial.  in the usa, besides democrats and republicans, we have independents who vote for a third political party.  i think they last called themselves liberterians.  that's basically what i meant by that...

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         Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I know that!!!  We have independents up here too, but they go by the name of the Independent party as well as a few other names, which depends on who you are conversing with. 

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            Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            oh im sorry beth....i thought you were serious there for a minute.  i guess i can be a bit slow sometimes.

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   @ Steven -- No, not slow.  Just sensitive to explain.  But, you forgot, I lived in the big ol' U - S of A for a while.    I'm soooo glad to be home with my polar bears!! 
   
   
   @ logic -- Of course.  It'll kill you and every man in the room.  Just don't drop me!! 

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      sensitive?  you make it sound like im some sort of wuss or something.  and your right, i did forget that you did used to live in texas for a while.  sorry about that.  i guess going senile at my old age, i guess.  sorry.  lol.  anyways, im sure the polar bears must be glad to have you back up there.

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd never drop you and I'd take the chance on the dress!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    @ Steven -- a wuss is a man who can't admit his emotions. 
    
    
    
    @ logic -- we might not make it out the door to the dance floor. 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'll take my chances there as well!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh really. thats interesting to know.

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          Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh, were you refering to my response to you or to logic????

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    @ logic -- That's good.  Be prepared. 
    
    
    @ Steven --  You already know that it takes more courage to admit the truth.  You also know that most people will avoid the truth like the plague. 
    
    
    @ logic -- what time?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    failure to prepare is preparing to fail

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       Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Never fail.  You'll always succeed.

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    oh dear sweet beth...wouldn't you like to know. 

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Tell me all!  I'd like to know!! 

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       really? whats in it for me?  

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    My attention. 

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       really?  i thought i never lost your attention.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    No, you haven't.  Though it's now 5 am and I'm losing my consciousness.  I think I'm already dreaming.....

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    great! An unconscious woman in a bikini!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    @beth100
    
    to answer your question though, i was responding to what you said to me.  besides, you should know by now whenever we talk, your the only person here that i pay attention to. 

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Someone pinch me....I really think I am dreaming.

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       (pinches beth's arm)  there, does that help?  why do you think your dreaming though?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I think I'm still dreaming with my eyes wide open.  My brain is thinking of other things....(can't tell or I'll get banned for sure)

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       logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       whisper in my ear!

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          Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          But you already know the part you are playing.....

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             logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah, but I like it when you say it!

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                Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Come a little closer, and I'll whisper....you follow the directions and we'll tango all night long.....  hear the music? 

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                   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   come a little bit closer now, you're my kind of girl, come a little bit closer, we're all alone and the nite is so young.
                   I forget who sings that

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                      Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      I don't know either, but keep serenading me.  You're sending tingles up and down my spine!  Oh, how I love my dreams!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       really?  what are you thinking?    am i in it too? 

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    mmmmmm....of course........ 

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       are you referring to me or logic?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    What, I can't have BOTH of you???

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Seeing how I have  you both speechless, I'm heading off to bed on my own.  Good night!  xoxo

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    no, i don't mind sharing you.    i was just asking...  goodnight beth.  it was good seeing ya

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    good seeing you too. thanks for the smiles, laughs and love.  xoxo

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       yw. anytime. likewise.  i love you too beth. sweet dreams.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Quick, Quick!  somebody congratulate me!  I got a brand spankin new 100!  Hey!  Notice me  Notice me!

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       congratulations to me ♫♪♫♪ congratulations to me ♫♪♫♪ congratulations to Mega, congratulations to me!

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          congrats again...i posted your pic in the 'cute pet' section!

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             mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             HA HA!  I'm following you around this morning.  I have to go to town now and do some shopping - but I wish I could just stay here and revel in the glory all day.  looking at my 100 gives me goosebumps.  I hope this will bring me more traffic now!  Actually in the last 2 days I made $2 which is also a first!  pathetic that I am so thrilled, sorta, but I don't care!

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Not going to comment, going to Hijack... I'm going to Hijack... Damn, Damn, Damn,
    
    Congrats Mega....
    
    Failed again...
    
    But it still itches, should I scratch it? What cream should I use?

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm glad you were here in time to see my 100, LeanMan!  It was pretty special, but it didn't last long.  Now I'll have to try and try to get it back and maybe I will!  keep watching!
       
       don't scratch it, you'll only make it worse!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Jock itch?

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    My son and his girlfriend just got a cute kitten.
    I wonder if it eats bananas?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Just the straight ones!

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thank goodness for that. I only have straight ones.

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    lonniewahlposted 14 years ago

    I had a cheap deck like this that used to drive my friends crazy. I can't remember the full decklist,
    
    Teeth Id

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    okay???

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Help it itches so much, what caused it? Did it go somewhere it shouldn't have??

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    lady_love158posted 14 years ago

    Do you think red is my color?

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Should I have done it? Should it have been done that way? Is that where the itch came from??

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Looks like we got us a convoy!

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    mikelongposted 14 years ago

    I'm hijacking this thread like U.S. CIA agents posing as Communist Cubans in the early 1960's...... I am rolling like Operation Northwoods all over this thing trying to justify my invasion of your space....

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    wytegarillazposted 14 years ago

    where is the best private spot in the world to go skinnydipping ? ( In summer!)

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    dead men tell no tales

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I have a little something for the boys.
    
    http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_295040

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       HAHAHAAA. That was funny.

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          rats, I messed up again..I forgot this was the hijack thread.

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    Goth Shizzleposted 14 years ago

    Never in my life have I seen so many beans.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot!  The more you toot the better you feel,  so let's have beans for every meal!

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       preyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Or eat prey, always a good option.
       
       Night!

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          logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I like the sound of that option!

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    saleheensblogposted 14 years ago

    this forum sounds like sentence train missing the track and coming back as ever as always

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    have you considered joining oaoaoa?  on and on and on anon?

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    What do I do with it? Once the itching starts I can't stop scratching...

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I'll try to explain.  first, just lean a little closer.

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Going to bed 6.30am... goodmornnig all... damn fingers.. wht are the ksey so close together???

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    k then I go to watch Japanese homosexual movie  nighty night or whatever it is there!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    well alrighty then, I think that pretty much covers things

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    LeanManposted 14 years ago

    Been trapped in here all day, where is the exit? Someone help me please..................

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