How Many Active Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years ago

    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames

    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum

    109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this conversation to another thread

    203 to demand that cross posting to other lists about changing light bulbs be stopped

    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this thread which makes light bulbs relevant to this list

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs

    33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

    12 to post to the list that they are quitting because they cannot handle the light bulb controversies

    19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

    4 to suggest they read the light bulb changing hub

    143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb


    (Found this on a website, edited it slightly. I found it funny, hope you enjoy too lol)

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, we have all experienced this!  You think this is involved .... check out the religious thread!  LOL

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      what about the fight about wich kind of light bulb to use?

      1. Faybe Bay profile image68
        Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And ten to say make sure the Light Bulb is Made in The USA. big_smile

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol will this involve a union?

          1. Faybe Bay profile image68
            Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Only if we can get enough hubbers who want to change light bulbs. There must be a quorum and a vote and well, I think it would have to be a certain number before the AFL-CIO would even consider a charter.

            We may have to start a whole thread about that next.

            Such a can of worms Pani has opened. big_smile

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    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    Not a bad hub!  Uh, I mean post.  Particularly like the use of the word "concatenate".  big_smile

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Couldn't make it a hub, it's not my original work. I just edited it slightly to apply to HP and thought I'd share lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    I love it!

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years ago

    Anybody else awake? smile

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image62
      Ultimate Hubberposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *UH is snoring*

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        Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol Better wake up or I'll splash cold water on you tongue

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image62
          Ultimate Hubberposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You already did, now I feel cold and wet. sad

    2. Faybe Bay profile image68
      Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I missed it! My internet went down!

      So did you change the light bulb or not?

      lol

  5. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 8 years ago

    Is it a christian or an atheist lightbulb?

    1. shazwellyn profile image65
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile lol ---- see my reply above!

  6. Mikel G Roberts profile image75
    Mikel G Robertsposted 8 years ago

    Me Too!!  big_smile




    hmm What is a concatenate, is that when you think really really hard?  hmm


    big_smile

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Concatenate: To link together like a chain smile

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
        TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        *sigh* Could you speak English wink

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol I'll start speaking English when YOU do tongue

          1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
            TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Hehehe...well then that'll be the day, eh? tongue

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              Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Second Tuesday of next week, deal? lol

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                Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I'll be there! lol

  7. Lisa HW profile image65
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    Enjoyed it.  I especially like the one about people quitting because of the light-bulb controversies.   smile

  8. 1974 profile image70
    1974posted 8 years ago

    Here are a few you forgot

    1 to say "First!"

    1 to say "First!"  EDITED: "Damn!"

    45 to say "Use the search feature noob! There are tons of threads on lightbulbs here already!"

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image62
      Ultimate Hubberposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lollol

  9. Arthur Fontes profile image85
    Arthur Fontesposted 8 years ago

    That was funny.  (did you check the help section for info on lightbulbs before you posted the question to the forums?)  LOL

    smile

  10. dyonder profile image74
    dyonderposted 8 years ago

    beautifully true

  11. Rafini profile image86
    Rafiniposted 8 years ago

    lol  enjoyed it, thanks for bringing it here to brighten our day!   (lol   oops, didn't intend the pun)


    I musta missed the one about the 25 to highjack the thread  smile

  12. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 8 years ago

    Oh this is awesome, I love it!  Thank you for a good laugh!

  13. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    also

    1 to plead that everyone recycle their used lightbulbs
    and
    1 to beg that everyone send a few lightbulbs to Haiti

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    SwampDonkeyposted 8 years ago

    It only takes one swampdonkey.

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years ago

    Ah, I crashed lol

    I see everybody has added some more I forgot though lol

  16. TheGlassSpider profile image70
    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

    LMAO How funny. You've got the forums down pat, Pani. smile

  17. myownworld profile image76
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    ...wtf???

    I'm sorry, i meant..."thank you for sharing"! big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    lol okay which one am I?

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hm... don't know. I've recognized myself in a few of them though lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    Okay I reread and I saw myself in three of them lol

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol We all had to fit in somewhere.

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        dang it I was hoping I could say you were wrong but yea...you are right we all fit in there somewhere lol

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years ago

    Felt like laughing some more so... bump! lol

    1. Faybe Bay profile image68
      Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What kind of light bulb was it again?

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        Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Um... I think it's the kind that lights up? big_smile

        1. Faybe Bay profile image68
          Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Just checking! big_smile

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            Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile

 
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