Lets have some fun :)

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   Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

   Sometimes the forums just seem too serious.  Post something funny.  Make the community forget about deadlines, crisis, bad news. Lets just have some fun conversations.
   
   

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      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha oh I want one of those.

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      sagbeeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hahahhaha....nice dance...but whose tune is this? Michael Jackson or Britney Spears Whatever it is.. it's a nice display of entertainment lols

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      nikki1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      LOVED THE DANCING CAT. I'm all for this thread.. lets have fun!!
      party!!! I'll bring the pizza..

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         figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Good to see someone wants to have some fun!!  I've had enough of the serious stuff! 
         
         

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      Ben Evansposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Here is a rhyme I wrote several years ago:
      
      If you tap dance on a land mine,
      don't wear your best shoes.
      This could get messy.
      Just see what ensues.   
      
      I would wear armor coated boots
      covered with steel four foot thick.
      I would also be poking and banging
      with a really long stick.   
      
      But, let me tell you
      before I digress.
      There's other things I wouldn't do
      because they would make a mess     
      
      I wouldn't eat bananas
      in front of a hungry Chimpanzee.
      I hear they're really strong,
      and I would not like to test and see.     
      
      Playing Russian Roulette
      with a magician would be only an idiots lot.
      You know he could palm a bullet,
      and guess who would get shot.     
      
      Trying to tickle an elephant on the foot
      may seem fun and fancy free,
      but if he steps on you
      you'll be dead..I guarantee.     
      
      So when you go out dancing,
      remember what I said.
      Stay away from the land mines
      so you can go home to your bed.   
      
      If you must go out there,
      please be careful I deplore.
      Wear your titanium stompers,
      and leave your good shoes on the floor.

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   yoshi97posted 15 years ago

   My cat dances better than your cat.   j/k
   
   Actually, I love the cat - nice touch!
   
   Let's go with a few philosophical questions ...
   
   Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?
   
   Why is one the loneliest number when zero and two are on either side of it?
   
   If talcum powder is made from talcum, what is baby powder made from?
   
   Why do they have braille on the buttons of drive-up ATMs?
   
   Why do psychics ask you your name before telling you your future, shouldn't they know it?
   
   Why is it we wear diapers, drool, and lose control of our bowels as a child ... and then if we live long enough ... we relive the whole experience?
   
   Why does the Pope drive around in a bulletproof car? Doesn't God protect him?
   
   When we go to Heaven, do we get back all of the good stuff we misplaced during our lifetime?
   
   If the national speed limit is 65mph, why do they give us all of those higher numbers on the speedometer to tempt us?
   
   Why is it that most of the things we are really good at are either gross, disgusting, or useless?
   
   Why doesn't the president need to go through a job interview before he gets the job?
   
   Why is the word 'two' spelled with a 'w' and the word 'one' isn't?
   
   Why is it when you go to the bathroom you say 'I just took a ****' when in reality you just left one behind?
   
   Why do we even need to announce it? Are we looking for a committee to vote on our performance?
   
   Why do we read in the bathroom?
   
   Why do they call it toilet paper when it's so difficult to write on?
   
   Why don't we use our own (internal) gas as fuel? Wouldn't this help reduce our foreign dependency?
   
   Why do we borrow money from some countries and then lend it to others? Isn't this a governmental laundering of money?
   
   Why do old people always win the lottery?
   
   For that matter, why do they play the lottery? Doesn't it already benefit them?
   
   Why do they call it streetwalking when most of the work is performed in hotel rooms?
   
   
   
   Anyone else got some interesting questions that need answered?

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      Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you put a lot of thought  into those questions

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         yoshi97posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Yesh! And I'd like some good answers ...

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      Betty Reidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Which is closer, the middle of nowhere or the edge of nowhere, and does no where really have a middle?

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   thranaxposted 15 years ago

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Just a few funnies ^_^
   
   ~thranax~

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      poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      love the penguin pic.

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   samboiamposted 15 years ago

   

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   Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

   That's what I'm talking about.  Shit to make me laugh!!  I need a good laugh.

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   Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

   

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   

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      stephensaldanaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hahahhahahhaha...thats too funny blondepoet .. saddam on cycle lols.. too cool man!

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   Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

   

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      selrachposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      HEY! Thats my avatar

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         Pandoras Boxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Looks just like you.

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            selrachposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Wasn,t I a handsome kid?

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               Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               precious LMAO

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               Pandoras Boxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Still are!

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         tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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   rmrposted 15 years ago

   

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    These pics are bringing a smile to my face.  Thanks
    
    

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    I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 15 years ago

    LOL.. these images are so are so awesome. hmm, I am nicking one

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    i just peed my pants

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    again :

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    Originposted 15 years ago

    I've always found this funny, or at least interesting.
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9RGZxjORF0

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that's awesome

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          Originposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          It's also strangely hypnotic!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    hey!
    
    

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       beautiful Kim.

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    nikipaposted 15 years ago

    Just a joke:
    
    Who's your best friend? Just try this experiment...
    Put your dog and your husband in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       love it ---LMAO

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       brilliant,

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    what a brilliant thread..... going to practice getting pictures up...
    
    got a job i have been trying to get for one year, so am happy, but even happier at seeing the fun on hubs.... where's Mark Knowles i wonder if he has some good jokes

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       Pandoras Boxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Congrats! That's wonderful!

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    there's plenty of serious issues c\and debatable issues drowning  the forums lately. i just like to have some fun

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    come on over to Cris A's thread and post some funny pictures, he has 1,000 fans if you are not a fan ....... why not, he is the biz....

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    brethodgeposted 15 years ago

    hahahah thats too funny.. all the pictures are awesome and the joke on friend and husband is rocking.. loved this thread..

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    I love pics
    
    even when they resemble what i feel like in the morning

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       you are brilliant at posting pics, and finding them, you have made me smile this morning off to work now,

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo.........a woolly jumper

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       any more irish

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    Sage Williamsposted 15 years ago

    LMAO!!  These are hysterical, thanks for starting my day off laughing.

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That's the best way to start off a day! 

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    

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    selrachposted 15 years ago

    Just found someone with same avatar. My mother has a few questions to answer.
    
    http://hubpages.com/profile/loveofnight

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       you're still the better looking  one

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          selrachposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Where we twins seperated at birth?
          
          Did my mother adopt me?
          
          Was it my father I take my good looks from?
          
          Why is my brother in USA and i,m in the UK?
          
          Oh my god so many questions I can,t cope.
          
          Going to (is it just me forum )to smoke some weed

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             mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             If you want answers to your wacky questions, why don't you ask them in the Wacky Questions thread - that way the wacky women there can answer them for you! 

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    cutevampireposted 15 years ago

    i miss being young

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       We are whatever age we want to be on here

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          poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          i am am 21 o.k.

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I always knew that poetlorraine. No-one can dispute that.

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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       waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Where'd you find this dancing pic of me??!!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Remember you did it for me at my Birthday party, and that was only the beginning of it all LMAO.

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             waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Hahaha oh yeah that's when I dressed up as Meatloaf! it's all coming back to me now lol!

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh Wayne "You took the words right out of my mouth, must have been while I was kissing you".
                
                

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                   waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Yep, me being a blue fish can do that!

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                      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      "I would do anything for love."
                      
                      

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                         waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         But I won't do that...there's some Wolverine thing going on there!!! arrrrgh!

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                            blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            But you were history with the slamming of the door
                            and i made myself so strong again some how.

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                               waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                               But....
                               
                               Like a bat out of hell
                               I'll be gone when the morning comes
                               When the night is over
                               Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
                               Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
                               But when the day is done
                               And the sun goes down
                               And moonlight's shining through
                               Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
                               I'll come crawling on back to you

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                                  blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                                  I can't lie
                                  I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
                                  No matter how I try
                                  I'll never be able
                                  To give you something
                                  Something that I just haven't got

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    

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    Daniel Carterposted 15 years ago

    Check this out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that was a good one!!!

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Cal and I won the ice-skating at the games
    
    http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/3APxTevcqwNvyPFe

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    

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       DevLinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That brings back some memories. I used to milk cows. It helped when they got in that mood. Easier to get the milkers on.

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          figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that's too much!  LOL

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Ahhh ha ha, those animations have me roflolpmp!   
    
    @ Yoshi, no answers to your questions.  Can you, or anyone else, answer mine??
    
    Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
    
    Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
    
    Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight?
    
    Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
    
    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    
    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    
    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    
    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
    
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    
    

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    Those are a lot of questions

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       Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Really?!?  I'm just warming up!   
       
       How ya doing Fluffy?

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          Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'm having a down day.  Need happy forums and fun people to help pull me out of it

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    PaulaKposted 15 years ago

    = )

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOsIbqpR5s

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that was awesome

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    mythbusterposted 15 years ago

    That's an amazing vid, kimberlyslyrics!
    
    Thanks for posting.

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    mouse on mouse action
    
    

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha oh I love it

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO

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          alternate poetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hi Fluffymetal - how is your life changing coming on?

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    i'm trying to defeat cigarettes today

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Good luck Figment you can do it!!!!

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       H.C Porterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Me too-but I lost.   maybe tomorrow

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       We all get it in the end!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Even if it involves a rather bizarre three way LMAO

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             logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             So did you ever have a 3 way that wasn't a little bizarre?

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh definitely not it was always a little bizarre LMAO.

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    Love it!!

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    

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    Pandoras Boxposted 15 years ago

    hey ya'll, shades is starting a 30 minute hub challenge over in the other thread. We start in 11 minutes, wanna join?

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       H.C Porterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Love to, but posting from my cell phone (putting kids to sleep)-not sure I can type fast enough to join in-but ill attempt it.

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    does anyone need to laugh besides me
    
    

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    Fluffymetalposted 15 years ago

    This is sooooooo funny. It WILL make you laugh!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTasT5h0LEg

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ahhh! I needed that! Wonderfully funny fluffy!

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       mevsmyselfposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha, cats are so awesome.

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          Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          my meds are kicking in

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       funny!  so I always wonder how they happen to get the videos at just the right moment, some of those things can't happen all the time?  Or is the cat so funny they just video it all the time!?
       
       Cat's are hysterical!  When they jump and miss, they always try to look like nothing really happened afterwards!
       
       very funny.

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    Betty Reidposted 15 years ago

    This is a wonderful thread! 
    Did you see this hub the other day?  iTampon
    It's got some funny jokes and videos about the iPad.

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       Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Glad you like it. 
       
       @ earnest - the video is great for a laugh - glad you watched it!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Here's a big kiss goodnight for ya!
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFmFm7N7M0o

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That was really embarrassing to watch!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    well, then, if you liked that, you'll really like this!
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4y3UjLG … re=related

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh mega LMFAO

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          Fluffymetalposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          that is FUNNY mega

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