Last one to post is the Winner!

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   watching the municipal election results roll in.

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   SirDentposted 17 years ago

   I took the crown days ago you know.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      Funny, I didn't see you do it....did everybody miss it?

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         WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

         Well in his defense, he does have a crown of thorns on his avatar!

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   the sun is setting a beautiful evening

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   WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

   Here's a tally of the votes for who wins:
   
   Shirley is in the lead (and WINS) with FOUR votes!
   DJ, compu-smart, weddingconsultant and shirley all voted for her!
   
   Everyone else loses with only one vote from themselves!
   
   In fact, at this point Shirley is writing her acceptance speech and fighting with her agent over which speaking arrangements she'll do and in which order!

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   WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

   And for the record, I suspect that Bob and stephchicks both want to vote for Shirley...
   
   SirDent does as well, but he is outwardly opposed to it!

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      SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      The rules are fairly simple to understand. Nothing stated about voting.

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         Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

         Now listen Handsome, there's no need to pout.  This is a democratic Forum Deathmatch.

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   I support myself as always

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      WeddingConsultantposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      Even though Shirley gives all your cooking hubs a big "thumbs up?"  Now's your chance to repay her.

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   WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

   SIrDent, shouldn't you be out getting ready to vote in the primaries?

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   Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

   i owe no one anything.

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   SirDentposted 17 years ago

   Voting is already done. I must now leave for a short time.
   
   NO JUMPING THE LINE!!!!!!

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      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

      Okay

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    no problem

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    Eric Graudinsposted 17 years ago

    Crikey.
    
    10 pages of posts in about the last 12 hours.
    
    You guys are seriously crazy.

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       SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       And your point is?   

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          Eric Graudinsposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          No point at all.
          Why should I be any different from anyone else who posts here?
          
          But I was wondering whether there was some hidden benefit to building up heaps of forum posts at hubpages.
          
          Do people with more than 10,000 get a puppy?

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             SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Not sure what they get actually.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    They get the win.

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       SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Yea that's it!!!!!!

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Uh-huh, that is it.

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             SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Well I give up. I have been shunned by many of the hubbers here and voted against winning.

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                Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Sad 

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                   Zsuzsy Beeposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   Don't be sad Shirley! I'll let you win...

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                      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      Thx, Suzy.

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    DJ Funktualposted 17 years ago

    Ya know what, there's nothing mo0re boring than a landslide...I'm now switching my vote to SirDent because he participates in the Pick A Group, Any Group. 
    
    I LOVE BEING A SUPERDELEGATE!  No alliegance whatsoever.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Nuts!

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       stephhicks68posted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Now that's funny!

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, it is.

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          Eric Graudinsposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          I must confess that over here in Orztraylya we're bewildered and confused by your US election system.
          We cop political crap only for a month or two before an election.
          With you guys, it goes on for months and months and months and months and months and months.
          
          Probably the way same way that this thread is going

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             DJ Funktualposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             It's mind control on a much more massive scale.  As Americans we don't get impartial opinions, we get propaganda stuffed down our throats until we believe it out of sheer exhaustion. 
             
             The little brain republicans offer the least resistance and therefore win every election.  Since everyone in the party is only allowed one opinion they appear unified.  But those of us who discuss OR WORSE think about an issue are called indecisive flip-floppers.
             
             It's actually quite simple.
             
             thinkers = weak
             slaves = strong

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    SirDentposted 17 years ago

    There once was a lady named Shirley
    Whom I thought wasn't very girlie
    In my mind I did surmise
    She's the devil in disguise
    Cause her posts are husky and burly.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       LOL!  I feel pretty and feminine now    You called me a lady.
       
       One tiny mistake though....you said, "devil"....I'm assuming you mispelled angel.

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          SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          No misspellings on my part. I used spell checker even.

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Sir Dent, as I mentioned before, my head is too big to share the crown, but I'd be willing to share the throne with you - you could hold the scepter (sceptor?).

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                SirDentposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                I said before that I give up and quit. Being shunned is not fun at all.

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                   rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   Especially when you are shunned by Ms. Evilpants!

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                      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      Oops!  I'm not wearing any pants.

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                         rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                         Don't tell funride that.

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                            Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                            Oh yeah, last time I saw him he was looking up my skirt.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 17 years ago

    So it's degenerated into poetry now.
    Where's the bucket.

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    SirDentposted 17 years ago

    Good night everyone.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    Nighty-night, Sir Dent.  Sleep tight.

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    shangrilaposted 17 years ago

    how long has this post gone on? i cant resist being a sure winner (at least for a few minutes)!!!

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    RUTHIE17posted 17 years ago

    And a few minutes is all you get!!   I win!!

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    Andrew0208posted 17 years ago

    Interesting, I'm back to be celebrated.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    good morning

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    Eileen Hughesposted 17 years ago

    Good evening bob you not being last today... Not on your nelllly.  I will win today.

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    DJ Funktualposted 17 years ago

    Good Morning winners!

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    rmrposted 17 years ago

    Ok, it's my turn again.

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    gamergirlposted 17 years ago

    Not quite for long, rmr!

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Just tryin' to sneak one in, while Shirley's not looking!

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          I saw that.

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             rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Aw jeez, how can I dominate if you keep stepping on my toes? I got a mean looking avatar, and everything!

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                Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Your avatar scares wussies, but I am a fearless and determined winner-type person.

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                   rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   So am I, just ask my mom. Oh, wait, that's a bad idea. Ask my wife!

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    round and round we go

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    RMR - this competition has changed you, you're not the same person you were when you started.

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       I do have a bit of a headache, at the moment. My eyes feel a little funny, too.

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm....wonder what could be causing it.  Maybe you should go see the doctor.

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             rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             I think a generous dose of victory is just what the doctor orederd.He told me to tuck my eyes back in, and get back into the fight!

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                Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                Tell ya what....I'll buy you a victory beer when I win.  Just a small one though, there isn't a monetary prize in this contest.

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                   rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   It's not about prize money. It's about all the advertising contracts after the win! The Wheaties box photo alone is worth millions!

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                      Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      Hey, you're right.  I need to start toning!

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    SirDentposted 17 years ago

    Good Morning Losers.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       You must be referring to the others, not me obviously.

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Now that's just mean! Shirley is not a loser. She's just not winning.

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Yes she is!

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    Eric Graudinsposted 17 years ago

    Ok guys, you put in a bit of effort last night while us aussies were asleep, and added about 10 pages.
    
    I'll bet  a very nice prize that you can't get it up to 120 pages in the next 12 hours.
    
    Winner would be the person whose post is the first one on page 120.
    
    Night all.

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    rmrposted 17 years ago

    Maybe a less threatening photo will put you at ease, while I sneak up to grab the win!

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Aren't you cute.  That snail may slow you down tho, I'll be across the finish line before you.

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          rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          I'm already there, drinking the Gatorade, while, I suspect, you have drunk the Kool-Aid. Hey! I think I see the Wheaties box photogragher coming!

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             Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

             Outta the way, Bub!!  He's coming to see me.  Tell him to hold on just a sec, I just want to fix my hair and make-up.

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                rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                No way! I put on my favorite snail hat for this! I like Wheaties too, Bob. Especially when me and my snail are on the box.

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                   Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                   Get real!  Nobody's gonna want cereal with a slimy amphibian and snail on the front....they'll think that there are flies in the box.
                   
                   What they want is a hot Canadian babe with fixed hair and make-up.
                   
                   Duh.

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                      rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                      I do appreciate hot Canadians (remember, I'm half Canadian), but frogs and snails are cute as hell. And when you put them together, it's like magic in the forest! You don't have a chance!

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                         Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                         Is the Kool-Aid spiked?  I just wasted a bunch of time looking for a pic....just imagine some sexy super model and pretend that's what I look like with fixed hair and make up.
                         
                         I should be writing notes for a training session I'm holding on Friday and I have no idea what the subject matter is going to be....I've already taught them the meat of what they need to know....instead I'm doing something productive like winning this contest.....again.

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                            rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                            Uh-Oh. You had better go work on those notes. Don't worry about the contest, I'll hold your place for you!

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                               Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                               That's very sweet of you, but I couldn't possibly ask you to do it.

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                                  rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                                  It's no trouble. Honest. I'm right up here at the front, anyway. I'm happy to hold your spot behind me.

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                                     Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                                     So this is how you play leapfrog.

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                                        rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                                        I tried playing leapfrog alone for a long time. Sad, really. It's much more fun with the snail.

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                                           Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

                                           Oh, that is sad.  There are some things that are just better done with other people.

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    gamergirlposted 17 years ago

    I win.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    great day nearly time for a walk.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    wheaties not a bad cereal

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       I've never tried it.  I like Shreddies, though.  And Frosted Flakes.....grrrrrr, Tony.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    time for a walk.

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Enjoy

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    BeatsMeposted 17 years ago

    Huh??? 106 pages? And still counting?

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    I really do have to go and do some work.....but I'll be back, so nobody move until I return.

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    rmrposted 17 years ago

    I think I saw the Energizer Bunny marching across this thread.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    Energizer Bunny?  Everybody wants in on the action.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 17 years ago

    Okay, I'm really going this time, gonna sign out and everything so I'm not tempted to peek back.
    
    Ciao, for now all!

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Looks like I finally have the place to myself! I could get used to this!

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Ah, no, I wouldn't if I were you.
          
          Hey, isn't that a lily pad calling your name?

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    gamergirlposted 17 years ago

    *pokes the snail on the frog's head*

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Watch it. My snail has teeth, and he's faster than he looks!

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    Eileen Hughesposted 17 years ago

    Snails and bunny .....da da.....my dog will eat themalive....

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Perhaps not! This is a watchfrog, and the snail is a sport model. All the latest upgrades. Your dog could be in trouble here.

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    Eileen Hughesposted 17 years ago

    How about this
    
    Advert
    Click on this and earn money  Wouldn’t that be good if everyone got paid for clicking on each page or writing a page gee we would be rich

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    too nice out to stay in, heading to front porch with newspaper

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    Rhythm City Prod.posted 17 years ago

    pssst.  I'm sorry to bug you winners but I just published my first hub for this company and I want to make a good impression so if you guys wouldn't mind checkin it out.
    thanks dj funktual.

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       you got a big thumbs up from me.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    back in for lunch

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       rmrposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Enjoy! But check out my hangtime first! 47 minutes is a personal best. Shirley's not around to cramp my style!

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          Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

          Oh yes, I am.  Think I'd leave you alone for long?

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    ribbit ribbit!

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    Shirley, with all this frivilous posting on this pointless thread, you have overtaken me and my number of forum posts!

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       I'm doing a lot of writing, but not the kind I thought I'd be doing here.

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    Bob Ewingposted 17 years ago

    great lunch, back to work.

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    SweetiePieposted 17 years ago

    Shirley, you have won the contest.  I think you should win so the thread is over.  I commend your efforts

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       Shirley Andersonposted 17 years agoin reply to this

       Thank-you, Sweetie-Pie.  Actually, I was declared winner yesterday, but SOME PEOPLE aren't letting go.

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    WeddingConsultantposted 17 years ago

    Rock on, we have like 4+ votes for Shirley.
    
    Not only do you beat me with # of posts, but you beat us ALL in this contest.  Great work!

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