Create a worthless Accolade..

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   WryLiltposted 14 years ago

   If you could create an accolade - either unique to your profile or for a certain strange achievement... what would it be?
   
   My profile:
   Over Opinionated
   I replace my brains with coffee
   
   General HP:
   Spammer - posts lots of short, fast hubs.
   Amazonian - of course Nelle would get this award.
   
   Your suggestions?

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   1000 anti-Obama or anti-government of any kind threads on the forum.
   
   Over 1000 arguments started in the religion forum, pro or con.
   
   Over 1000 sarcastic comments.
   
   Number of accounts said person has.

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      EmpressFelicityposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Extra points if said accounts are used as sockpuppets in the forums.  Mega bonus points if sockpuppets belonging to the same user are identified replying to each other's posts.

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         Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         "Hubber contributes to the community by making it look like there are more people than there really are, through the skillful and not-so-skillful use of alter-egos."
         
         "Hubber has started great discussions (with himself) by commenting on his own Hubs."
         
         "Hubber doesn't write very engaging or entertaining Hubs, and visitors tend to click away as quickly as they find them; but this Hubber's sockpockets all seem to like his Hubs."

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            ADDHomeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOLOLOLOL

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            Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL
            
            Best Drama King or Queen
            Best Drama creator

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   climberjamesposted 14 years ago

   General HP: "Pointless forum poster"

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   Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

   I think my milestones may look a little like this...
   
   
   
   That just MY personal achievement list, hehe

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      WryLiltposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Congratulations - you just got the award for most pointless effort put into a forum post. Good work!!!

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      Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I love it

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         Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Well I was going to put in some effort, but I did see from the beginning of the post, it would be pointless

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   Jeff Berndtposted 14 years ago

   For my profile:
   Death Valley award
   This hubber's humor is so dry, if it were a martini, the bartender would have simply shown the bottle of vermouth to the glass.
   
   
   Pointless accolades:
   
   Troll, First Class
   This hubber has created at least 500 forum posts that are deliberately belligerent, baiting, inflammatory, or insulting.
   
   Thesaurus Verbosicus
   This hubber writes hubs full of long words when short ones would do just as well.
   
   FatFinger Award
   This hubber's writing is full of typos.
   
   Spellcheck-Reliant
   This hubber habitually confounds homonyms, much to the amusement of readers.

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      Kathryn LJposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Love the fat finger award.  Please can we have that one for real?
      
      I would like to nominate the 'Self Publicist award' for smug, boastful hubs, which rub the readers nose in the authors sweet smell of success.  Not that I'm at all bitter.

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      travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I really like your accolades.   HP should implement them immediately!

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   WryLiltposted 14 years ago

   Kathryn, maybe you're eligible for the "checks her affiliate accounts more than 5 times a day award?"

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      Kathryn LJposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You've been peeking!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   This hubber has achieved 10,000 forum hijacks.
   
   This hubber has written 100 recipes that do not turn out well.
   
   This hubber gives useless and sometimes dangerous advice.

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   This hubber ignores spelling and grammar and writes hubs that are practically impossible to read.

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   Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

   Don't forget the, "Forum-Poster with the Most Effective, Fake, Life-Drama Yarns"
   
   
   and...
   
   "Hubber who feels the need to chew Hubba Bubba bubble gum when he writes - just because it has the word, "Hub" in its name, and he thinks it will help his Hub Karma score."

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    Richieb799posted 14 years ago

    How about an accolade for changing your profile pic 'this writer changes their pic at least 10 times a week'

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Me!  Here I am!  I get that one!  me me me!

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    How about a Trifecta Accolade..
    
    Hopes you think the model-beautiful woman in the picture he uses is he and will make you more likely to be interested in his Hub.
    
    Writes about nothing but technology, making money, or breasts in the hopes of getting anyone who searches "what everyone searches for" sucked into reading his Hub.
    
    Has a screen name like "Earn Money", "Obama", or "Migraine Headache"

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       Kathryn LJposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Haha, love it.  Unfortunately the chap receiving this award would probably be making money.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    . . . has written over 10,000 boring "Buy This" hubs in hopes of earning ad revenue!  "Most Commercial Hubber Accolade"

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Yeah, I was thinking along the same lines, Jane@CM.
    
    "The Hubber who has left in a prolongued, dramatic huff (despite eliciting 250+ "Oh, please, please don't go!" Forum posts), reemerged as a new persona, gotten banned from the Forums, reemerged as yet another new persona (or several), announced his/her retirement more times than Michael Jordan and Brett Favre combined, then simply reappeared as if nothing had happened, no explanation, nada, and started hubbing again."

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       travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       MM that could be called the "Reggie Perrin" award!!!
       
       No...wait....he "left" without a fuss!

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          Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          How about calling it the Victor Meldrew award?

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    The hubber who has never written a hub yet has 10,000 plus fans/followers. Go figure!

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       Jane@CMposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Now that really tweaks me!  What do they do to get that kind of following, pay people??? lol lol

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    Pcunixposted 14 years ago

    Has  inserted a link to their own post in the forums and gotten away with it X times.
    
    Has yet to earn $100.00 from Adsense but has written X SEO hubs.
    
    Has used the same keyword X times in one post (starts at 100)
    
    Hates at least X other hubbers

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       EmpressFelicityposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And the accolade icon for this achievement would be a picture of a box of Paxo stuffing, natch...

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    The Misguided Missionary Award
    Alternates Bible verses and intolerant rants in the vain attempt to convert diehard atheists/expert debaters like Mark Knowles to "their" form of Christianity.
    
    The Political Junk Food Award
    Mindlessly regurgitates hysteria-inducing lies "learned" from political commentators as gospel truth.

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Jane -- I wish I knew!! I do know a couple you could ask, tho:-). I wonder if they're raking in the AdSense $$$ for their posts? LOL.

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    Hey - you know what used to be overdone but seems to have disappeared from the face of the Earth?  The "Freemasons-are-out-take-over-the-world" discussion.  I kind of miss the Freemason threads.  They usually got lots of funny responses. 

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    Mutiny92posted 14 years ago

    the "Meh" award for being an average writer with an average amount of hubs and an average amount of followers...You just aren't special.

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    The 'almost nearly there' award goes to the Hubber with over 100 Hubs yet has made only 1c on AdSense per hub for the life of their hubs.

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    An accolade for the most accolades award.
    
    Or an accolade for the most overuse and inappropriate use of smilies
    
    

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    thranaxposted 14 years ago

    #1 Boston Hubber
    Rep Boston, MA!!!
    
    Computer Game Addict
    Spent 6.5 Years playing the same MMORPG, spent the last 5 months playing a 10 year old First-Person-Shooter game.
    
    
    100 Days thinking of the Next Hub to Write
    Lol. Not an Excuse. It was a bad 3ish months.
    
    #1 Dragon on Hubpages
    I fly high and spit fire...yes fire.
    
    Spends Most Time Staring at the Screen NOT Doing ANYTHING.
    Duhhhhh...time to check out the forums.
    
    Lazy Backlinker
    Under 100 Backlinks per Hub.
    
    
    Most Used Animations/Pictures on the Forums
    
    
    I think I went overboard.
    
    ~thranax~

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