Bow down and worship me!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   .. for I have just broken the $44 lifetime AdSense earnings barrier!!!
   
   It only took me 2 short years to reach this lofty figure.
   
   
   

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      luvpassionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Do they have Red Lobster Resaurants in Canada?   (((hugs)))

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         they do indeed... and I have enough money now to get one of their salads

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      KeithTaxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And in this economy!

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         i know.. and to think i was originally debating whether to go the AdSense route, or the escorting business.
         
         In the end, i realized I would have just screwed around with the profit in that other line of work

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Woohoo!!!

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      Arthur Fontesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I am sure the next $44.00 dollars will come much faster now that you are established. 

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      frogdroppingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And it will take you twice as long to squeeze the $4 out of Mark Knowles that he currently owes you.
      
      Have ya tried saying "Mark - don't make me repeat myself" or even "Mark don't make me reveal myself" ?

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         those wanna be Catholics are hard nuts to crack

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      sandra rinckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I bow to your lowly income excellence.  May the powers of Google forever bless you in their favor.  Amen.

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         thank you... and it would be remiss of me not to thank the wonderful people at Amazon Associates for the $2.34 I have waiting there in my account

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And where is my cut?

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         It's been tithed.

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            Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Figgered.

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      Jeff Berndtposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats, Greek1!

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'm thinking of changing my name to the Greek Tycoon

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ya cool dude, I just threw up and I hate you too, I started publishing, you said nothing in support in petition thread, or comment on ,y latest hun with your pic and link to profiler as well as all hubs ready to publish.
      
      loser. ,maybe get a friend and learn when 1 person holds up their end of a bargain, the other reciprocates.
      
      maybe its a cultural thing,  in Toronto we are polite, So are Greeks they're just behind more than us
      
      dude-post in my thread, rate my hub up, and tell me if your feature is cool, so far 9 pics including almost published hubs
      
      
      
      and sorry this thread totally confuses me could be hormonal, hence my rage
      
      :

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I have no idea what that means

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            OK that did it,  I am minutes from you and its easy to get your address, got tons of toilet paper roles and it's on
            
            
            thanks
            
            http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/51307#top
            
            
            http://hubpages.com/hub/He-was-my-First-I-was-his-Last

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Well considering things could be worse. Congrats!

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Cagsil...
      
      I knew I was making the right decision when I made the choice to base all my hubs around the lucrative topic of "Elmer Fudd"

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You should tithe 10% to Brenda.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            it is already directly taken from my account..
            
            I call it Paradise Insurance

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Bless you.

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Mazel tov

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         Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I have enough money in Adsense to buy a translator so I can read your Elmer Fudd hubs in American.
         
         But I forget how much that is.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            whatever it is, spend the money..
            
            it's an investment in your future

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   BenjaminBposted 13 years ago

   Does the captain of the ship give you a pair of wings for that accomplishment,lol. Seriously though good job! Keep on hub a dub hubbin!

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      We can't afford a Captain.. just a lot of semen doing nothing

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         BenjaminBposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Lmao!

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Are you going to retire now that you have this money to invest, Greek One?

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      well, I was looking into getting involved in the sub-prime mortgages business.
      
      I figure the government would help me out if the market heads south.
      
      I also have the option of buying into a Chinese factory that makes plastic toys

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   Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

   Hey Greek One, now that you're flush, can you loan me a fiver?
   
   But in US money of course.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that's $200,000 Canadian

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         Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Wow, I didn't know Canadian inflation was so bad, then can you loan me a $10US? In for five might as well be ten.

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            that's a little steep.. Let me check with my bankers in Beijing and I'll get back to you

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               Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Good thing your banker isn't in Greece.
               Smart you.

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  oh I did have a few there, but they did the wise thing and killed themselves long ago

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                     Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     They must have immigrated from Japan. Hari kari. No culture is pure anymore. So sad.

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                        Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        have you ever eaten sushi wrapped in olive leaves?

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                           Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Um, no. And I don't want to. Raw fish in olive leaves. Nope. not goin' there.
                           
                           I'm not even sure the goats on the hillside would go there.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...hey congrats....strrrrretch that $44.00 and invest in a Timbits team.....your future family hockey player is on the way right?
   
   
   
   
   and here's one for ya....
   
   

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      nope.. hockey camp is expensive.. my son's going to be a chess player

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   Richard Craigposted 13 years ago

   Congrats Greek!  Someday it will be my turn, someday...

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hang in there.. fortune can be yours too!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   I have to get at least 10% of me into Heaven

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   SO, now that you have enough money, are you finally taking me out on a date?

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you would be way to expensive for my meager resources

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That's what men always say when they are not interested! Ugh! I thought you'd be more original than that!

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            yeah, go check your comments on the 5 things that woman must have forum and THEN come back and see me

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               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I'm leaving...

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  they ALWAYS come back :p

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                     klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     I don't remember what I wrote! Refresh my memory please! I talk a lot of BASURA!

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                        klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        You won't tell me? Man, You really hold grudges. Don't you? I don't know what I said!

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                           Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           something about diamonds

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                              klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              That wasn't me GREEK! Whoh cheat'n weth?!!!

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                                 Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 don;t deny your goldiggery!

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                                    klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    Hahahaha.... I don't have one single diamond! Could care less about gold or diamonds. You have me confused with someone else for sure! But that's ok... If that's what you think of me...

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                                       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                       klarawieck
                                           1793 posts
                                           Joined: 2 months ago
                                           Hubs: 11
                                           Followers: 86
                                       
                                       1. Jewelry, Clothes and Shoes
                                       2. Nourishing Night Cream
                                       3. Dental Hygiene Kit
                                       4. Bath kit (including large sponge and body cream)
                                       5. Chocolate
                                       
                                       Posted 9 days ago

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                                          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                          Greek, You are REEEEEALLY watching every move I make. Aren't ya?!
                                          
                                          Anyways, I never said diamonds. I don't like diamonds or gold. The only gold jewelry I have is my wedding band. I love silver, and native handmade jewelry.
                                          
                                          You silly silly goose!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    WHAT! WORSHIP you?  I already worship the Great Goddess Peach - and people have been trying to convert me to Bananaism (as if!)
    
    now I have to follow THEGREEK and worship?  I don't know if I have time.
    
    Plus - you will probably just ignore me the way you usually do, and ignore my pleas for your wisdom.
    
    but I'll try to fit you in!

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I am here for you, my child

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    lrohnerposted 13 years ago

    

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       that guys is farting in my presence, not bowing...
       
       I know the difference!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Oh mighty Greek One - share your knowledge - I'm still at US$38 I think and that might by me a couple lattes at the mall.

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       one word.. SPAM

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          SPAM n eggs? SPAM fried? or steamed?  SPAM the daylights outta all my fellow hubbers/ and my followers?  NO NO NO!  I couldn't.
          
          
          
          
          
          (how do you do it?)

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I started spamming by fax, but then I realized it was much better for AdSense revenue if you did it electronically

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                guess I should ask someone else, then.  That's ok.  I probably will only procrastinate about doing it anyway.

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                   Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   the best part about procrastinating is you can always do start doing it tomorrow

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    EVERYTHING is hormonal - do not despair - we are all there, even if not all here!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    Geek

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       THAT part I get

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       perv

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          your words offend me by their accuracy...
          
          yet I commented on your hub...
          
          and if you scroll back, you will notice i was among the very first to sign the petition
          
          

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          Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You said kimberlyslyrics and yet Greek One is strangely compelling.  His on line flirting is the stuff of legend and he gets away with very naughty stuff!

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             To quote Teddy Roosevelt. I type softly and walk with a big stick

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                Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Does it make you limp?

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                   Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   like a pogo stick

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                      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Interesting, does it snow a lot where you live?

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                         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         eventually

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                            Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Just wondered whether there are a lot of 'Jumping Jack Flash' sightings where you live.

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                               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               it always goes back to the penis with you women.. geesh!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    a really beeeg schteek too!  Geek One!  I like it!

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       it helps pay the bills AdSense doesn't cover

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          oh hahahaha!   look!  Kim is smelling her fingers now!  hahahahah!

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