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Bow down and worship me!

  1. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    .. for I have just broken the $44 lifetime AdSense earnings barrier!!!

    It only took me 2 short years to reach this lofty figure.


    http://d2gr0rrkrkzk97.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dollar-sign.png

    1. luvpassion profile image59
      luvpassionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Do they have Red Lobster Resaurants in Canada?   (((hugs))) smile

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        they do indeed... and I have enough money now to get one of their salads

    2. KeithTax profile image71
      KeithTaxposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And in this economy!

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        i know.. and to think i was originally debating whether to go the AdSense route, or the escorting business.

        In the end, i realized I would have just screwed around with the profit in that other line of work

    3. couturepopcafe profile image61
      couturepopcafeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Woohoo!!!

    4. Arthur Fontes profile image82
      Arthur Fontesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am sure the next $44.00 dollars will come much faster now that you are established.  smile

    5. frogdropping profile image83
      frogdroppingposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And it will take you twice as long to squeeze the $4 out of Mark Knowles that he currently owes you.

      Have ya tried saying "Mark - don't make me repeat myself" or even "Mark don't make me reveal myself" ?

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        those wanna be Catholics are hard nuts to crack

    6. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I bow to your lowly income excellence.  May the powers of Google forever bless you in their favor.  Amen. big_smile

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        thank you... and it would be remiss of me not to thank the wonderful people at Amazon Associates for the $2.34 I have waiting there in my account

    7. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And where is my cut?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        It's been tithed.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Figgered. sad

    8. Jeff Berndt profile image85
      Jeff Berndtposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats, Greek1!

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'm thinking of changing my name to the Greek Tycoon

    9. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ya cool dude, I just threw up and I hate you too, I started publishing, you said nothing in support in petition thread, or comment on ,y latest hun with your pic and link to profiler as well as all hubs ready to publish.

      loser. ,maybe get a friend and learn when 1 person holds up their end of a bargain, the other reciprocates.

      maybe its a cultural thing,  in Toronto we are polite, So are Greeks they're just behind more than us lol

      dude-post in my thread, rate my hub up, and tell me if your feature is cool, so far 9 pics including almost published hubs

      big_smile

      and sorry this thread totally confuses me could be hormonal, hence my rage lol

      hmm:

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I have no idea what that means

        1. profile image0
          kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          OK that did it,  I am minutes from you and its easy to get your address, got tons of toilet paper roles and it's on


          thanks

          http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/51307#top


          http://hubpages.com/hub/He-was-my-First-I-was-his-Last

  2. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Well considering things could be worse. Congrats! lol

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Cagsil...

      I knew I was making the right decision when I made the choice to base all my hubs around the lucrative topic of "Elmer Fudd"

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You should tithe 10% to Brenda.

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          it is already directly taken from my account..

          I call it Paradise Insurance

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Bless you.

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Mazel tov

      2. Daniel Carter profile image75
        Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I have enough money in Adsense to buy a translator so I can read your Elmer Fudd hubs in American.

        But I forget how much that is.

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          whatever it is, spend the money..

          it's an investment in your future

  3. profile image0
    BenjaminBposted 7 years ago

    Does the captain of the ship give you a pair of wings for that accomplishment,lol. Seriously though good job! Keep on hub a dub hubbin!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      We can't afford a Captain.. just a lot of semen doing nothing

      1. profile image0
        BenjaminBposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Lmao!

  4. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    Are you going to retire now that you have this money to invest, Greek One?

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      well, I was looking into getting involved in the sub-prime mortgages business.

      I figure the government would help me out if the market heads south.

      I also have the option of buying into a Chinese factory that makes plastic toys

  5. Flightkeeper profile image71
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Hey Greek One, now that you're flush, can you loan me a fiver?

    But in US money of course.

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that's $200,000 Canadian

      1. Flightkeeper profile image71
        Flightkeeperposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Wow, I didn't know Canadian inflation was so bad, then can you loan me a $10US? In for five might as well be ten.

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          that's a little steep.. Let me check with my bankers in Beijing and I'll get back to you

          1. Daniel Carter profile image75
            Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Good thing your banker isn't in Greece.
            Smart you.

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              oh I did have a few there, but they did the wise thing and killed themselves long ago

              1. Daniel Carter profile image75
                Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                They must have immigrated from Japan. Hari kari. No culture is pure anymore. So sad.

                1. Greek One profile image76
                  Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  have you ever eaten sushi wrapped in olive leaves?

                  1. Daniel Carter profile image75
                    Daniel Carterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Um, no. And I don't want to. Raw fish in olive leaves. Nope. not goin' there.

                    I'm not even sure the goats on the hillside would go there.

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...hey congrats....strrrrretch that $44.00 and invest in a Timbits team.....your future family hockey player is on the way right?

    http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p19/yuriboiblu/hockey/ice%20hockey/YBB_0006.jpg


    and here's one for ya....

    http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t164/graces_groovy_garage/Aug2006TimbitsYumm.jpg

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      nope.. hockey camp is expensive.. my son's going to be a chess player

  7. Richard Craig profile image78
    Richard Craigposted 7 years ago

    Congrats Greek!  Someday it will be my turn, someday...

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      hang in there.. fortune can be yours too!

  8. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    I have to get at least 10% of me into Heaven

  9. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    SO, now that you have enough money, are you finally taking me out on a date? wink

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you would be way to expensive for my meager resources sad

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That's what men always say when they are not interested! Ugh! I thought you'd be more original than that! hmm

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, go check your comments on the 5 things that woman must have forum and THEN come back and see me tongue

          1. profile image0
            klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            sad I'm leaving... sad

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              they ALWAYS come back :p

              1. profile image0
                klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I don't remember what I wrote! Refresh my memory please! smile I talk a lot of BASURA!

                1. profile image0
                  klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  You won't tell me? Man, You really hold grudges. Don't you? lol I don't know what I said!

                  1. Greek One profile image76
                    Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    something about diamonds

  10. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    WHAT! WORSHIP you?  I already worship the Great Goddess Peach - and people have been trying to convert me to Bananaism (as if!)

    now I have to follow THEGREEK and worship?  I don't know if I have time.

    Plus - you will probably just ignore me the way you usually do, and ignore my pleas for your wisdom.

    but I'll try to fit you in!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I am here for you, my child

  11. lrohner profile image82
    lrohnerposted 7 years ago

    http://i54.tinypic.com/a42yih.jpg

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      that guys is farting in my presence, not bowing...

      I know the difference!

  12. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Oh mighty Greek One - share your knowledge - I'm still at US$38 I think and that might by me a couple lattes at the mall.

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      one word.. SPAM

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        SPAM n eggs? SPAM fried? or steamed?  SPAM the daylights outta all my fellow hubbers/ and my followers?  NO NO NO!  I couldn't.





        (how do you do it?)

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I started spamming by fax, but then I realized it was much better for AdSense revenue if you did it electronically

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            guess I should ask someone else, then.  That's ok.  I probably will only procrastinate about doing it anyway.

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              the best part about procrastinating is you can always do start doing it tomorrow

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    EVERYTHING is hormonal - do not despair - we are all there, even if not all here!

  14. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    Geek

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      THAT part I get

  15. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1437986_100.jpg

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      perv

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        your words offend me by their accuracy...

        yet I commented on your hub...

        and if you scroll back, you will notice i was among the very first to sign the petition

        tongue

      2. profile image0
        Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        You said kimberlyslyrics and yet Greek One is strangely compelling.  His on line flirting is the stuff of legend and he gets away with very naughty stuff!

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          To quote Teddy Roosevelt. I type softly and walk with a big stick

          1. profile image0
            Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Does it make you limp?

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              like a pogo stick

              1. profile image0
                Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Interesting, does it snow a lot where you live?

                1. Greek One profile image76
                  Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  eventually

                  1. profile image0
                    Kathryn LJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Just wondered whether there are a lot of 'Jumping Jack Flash' sightings where you live.

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    a really beeeg schteek too!  Geek One!  I like it!

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      it helps pay the bills AdSense doesn't cover

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        oh hahahaha!   look!  Kim is smelling her fingers now!  hahahahah!

 
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