Banned Because?

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  1. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    AAAAAaaaaagh!  if had realised I was talking to a human I would have banned you ages ago big_smile

    but now I am off to bed as it is half ten and the movie is getting cold, you will have to ban yourself until tomorrow - night !

  2. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for living in a country where it is half ten - where I am it is only 4:30 in the afrternoon!

  3. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for talking about time zones instead of staying in 'the moment'.  smile

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for losing those magic two points on your author score!

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not finding a husband for me yet - what kind of wedding planner are you?

      2. Denise Handlon profile image89
        Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        @ DIY   lol

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned cuz i love ya just the same!

  4. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I only PLAN the weddings, I don't FIND the husbands...or I would have found my own by now!

    1. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for lack of vision LOL!

  5. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not being able to hypnotize anyone into marrying you by now!

  6. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for implying that my lassoing and wrestling skills are not up to par. I do try honest!

  7. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not using hypnotism...much easier on the body than hog tying! smile

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for suggesting that husbands are hogs !

    2. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not realising that you have to catch them before you hypnotise them LOL!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Duh !  You just use the alternative  hypnetism - Banned for being clueless about hog tying !

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          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for bringing hogs into the forum.

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for Spock eyebrows !

            1. profile image0
              BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for being over personal.

  8. emievil profile image67
    emievilposted 14 years ago

    banned for the laughing smiley face.

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for being in the street and not on grass
      \\\\\\you p\oop\\\
      \\\\\\\\\\you scoop\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  9. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having way sexier avatar pics than mine!

  10. travelespresso profile image69
    travelespressoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being an uncurable romantic!

  11. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you are so right!

  12. travelespresso profile image69
    travelespressoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for always telling me I'm right - my heads getting too big to fit through the door!

  13. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    OK, I'll bring you back down.  Banned for being a fathead!

  14. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because why is the first thing that I have to do in the morning is ban you?

  15. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you need to get a life, I guess! And so do I... smile

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being too good looking

  16. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you can never be TOO good looking...but thanks!  And you took your glasses off...good going!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for schmoozing in a family thread - both of you !

    2. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your making me blush smile

      1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
        DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Awwww!

  17. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for poorly disguised jealousy...my cute little panda schmoozie woozie!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being fickle !!!!!!!  big_smile

  18. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not recognizing playing the field is not necessarily a bad thing...

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for trying to play footsie in the forums.smile

  19. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for busting me!

  20. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being busted and announcing it on the forums!

  21. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for pointing out my own stupidity...ouch!

  22. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for taking cover behind so-called stupidity!

  23. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not taking DIY at her word

  24. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for expecting me to believe that DIY could possibly be stupid or say anything in stupidity! smile

  25. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because DIY can be anything that she wants to be smile

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Un-banned for life! smile

  26. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned because so then may I be anything I want to be and banned is not one of them! big_smile

  27. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Yes but I can also be want I want to be and I want to be a banner, so you are so banned smile

  28. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm banning you so that you can become a banner - I need an ad banner for my website if you care to apply. big_smile

  29. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    LOL you can be an ad banner on my website as well if you want, so that you can stay banned

  30. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banning you for assuming I want to be a banner when I would prefer to be a pop-up ad - one of those irritating in your face ads!

  31. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I think that you secretly want to be a fish foot spa ad!

  32. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you know she secretly wants to be one of the obnoxious musical ones!

  33. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you are secretly Mark Ewbie's bikini clad ad woman!

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for wishful thinking smile

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because you are wishful thinking, I am merely speculating smile

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being a speculator...didn't those die out during the Gold Rush?

          1. CMHypno profile image95
            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for thinking that I am that old - and still haven't found a husband LOL!

      2. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
        DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        And Brian, banned for having so little faith in me!

        1. profile image0
          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Patti, banned for even thinking that I had no faith in you.

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for suggesting that a woman does thinking stuff big_smile

            1. CMHypno profile image95
              CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for introducing pandas to sexism!

  34. travelespresso profile image69
    travelespressoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking pandas aren't smart enough to have figured this sexism stuff out already!

  35. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realising that recommend is bringing all pandas into disrepute

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not realizing there's only ONE really disreputable PANDA! smile

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for thinking that recommend is the big G! LOL!

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because that was my first laugh of the day!

          1. profile image0
            BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for not laughing regularly enough.

  36. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for slacking off!

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for using terms that I don't understand.

      1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
        DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not doing your job by making me laugh several times daily! smile

        1. profile image0
          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          smile smile smile

          1. CMHypno profile image95
            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned because it takes more than a couple of smiley faces smilesmilesmile

            1. profile image0
              BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for thinking men have all the answers smile

              1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
                DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                And all this time you guys thought you did!  Banned for putting up a false front!

        2. profile image0
          BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for using the words 'several times daily' a none specific phrase that isn't exact enough.smile

          1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
            DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for not owning a dictionary!

            sev·er·al   /ˈsÉ›vÉ™rÉ™l, ˈsÉ›vrÉ™l/  Show Spelled
            [sev-er-uhl, sev-ruhl]  Show IPA

            –adjective
            1. being more than two but fewer than many in number or kind: several ways of doing it.
            2. respective; individual: They went their several ways.
            3. separate; different: several occasions.

            1. profile image0
              BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Men can only work with exacts and specifics, 'several' is a female term that implies they don't really know, - your banned.

              1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
                DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for not konwing that we know EVERYTHING, we just haven't let you in on it yet!

                1. Sun Pen 50 profile image60
                  Sun Pen 50posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for doing other things forgetting your job... wedding planning.

  37. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for reminding me I still have 6 more pew markers to make and a bunch of bubbles to put ribbon on...sigh...

  38. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for trying to put ribbon on bubbles  lol

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being alliterate for the umpteenth time in this thread !

  39. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing alliteration was used by all the great writers in history!

  40. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for missing the glden opportunity to write 'the gweat writers in histowy' !

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This sounds a little Elmer Fudd-ish!  Banned for impersonating Elmer Fudd!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Well you can just Fudd off !and never ever call a Panda, Elmer !
        Banned for gross impoliteniess big_smile

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not knowing how to spell!

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for expecting an over excited Panda to be able to spell !

            1. CMHypno profile image95
              CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned because you are the panda who causes all the trouble!

              1. travelespresso profile image69
                travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for insinuating the panda is a trouble maker.

                1. CMHypno profile image95
                  CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned because you should know that the panda is a trouble maker by now smile

                  1. recommend1 profile image60
                    recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Banned for bad-mouthing the cute little Panda !  How could you accuse such a cuddly thing like that big_smile

  41. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for making me laugh yet again...do you have ban writers or something?

  42. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for laughing instead of working !  Get those bubbles ribboned  lol

    1. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not whistling while you work - lighten up and laugh lol

  43. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for multi-tasking instead of focussing on your work (and for still wanting to be a banner) smile

  44. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using a closed mouth happy face instead of an open mouthed happy face like ours.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for happy-facemanship !

  45. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being a panda

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being a big pussy !  big_smile

      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for coming up with such a lame cliche joke. roll lol

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not realising that this thread is ALL about lame cliched jokes  !   big_smile

  46. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not visiting me on the 'last one to post' forum.

  47. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for....well...you're just banned.  big_smile

  48. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for meaningless banning!

  49. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for always smiling

  50. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for seal squishing!

    1. earnestshub profile image69
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for being part Irish!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not pointing out which part is Irish

 
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