Banned Because?

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  1. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I didn't know that merbabies had teeth?

  2. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned because, why not?

  3. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I have no idea why not!

  4. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I use the wrong type of toilet paper.

  5. Cagsil profile image70
    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    Banned Motown for not properly playing the Banned Because game. tongue

  6. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    A lion with blue eyes?Banned for the beautiful avatar.smile

  7. agentmomo profile image68
    agentmomoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being jealous of the blue-eyed tiger's beautifulness... and banned for thinking it was a lion when its really a TIGER. smile

    1. Cagsil profile image70
      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for double banning of one person. wink

      1. agentmomo profile image68
        agentmomoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        There's no rule against it! Banned for making up your own rules! big_smile

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for making up rules about making rules

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ...ban me!...i'm just 'flashin' by'....

            1. recommend1 profile image61
              recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for not banning the person above you - whether you are flashing or not (what exactly are you flashing as a matter of perverted interest ?)

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ..ha ha ha...i forgot to 'flash' thru again...i was making dinner.... just flashin' my size 15 boots......extra wide - i need a lot of wiggle room....

                ...oh yea..yer banned....

                1. recommend1 profile image61
                  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for making the perversion of the day - big boots !

  8. agentmomo profile image68
    agentmomoposted 14 years ago

    Recommend1, "Banned for making up rules about making up rules"    Banned for being repetitive! tongue

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for repeating what I said !

      1. agentmomo profile image68
        agentmomoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not knowing the difference between repeating and quoting!

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for repeatedly repeating and quoting while trying to wriggle out of the repeating and quoting rule that you repeatedly quote and repeat !

  9. agentmomo profile image68
    agentmomoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for making me say, "Say what?"

  10. Julie2 profile image61
    Julie2posted 14 years ago

    Banned because I cared too much

  11. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you wish you were uncaring in retrospect????

  12. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for confusing the issue!

  13. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being confused.

    1. BaliMermaid profile image59
      BaliMermaidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned because your profile name is pearldiver

  14. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because there are way too many mermaids around here these days!

  15. profile image0
    khmohsinposted 14 years ago

    Banned becoz sun is rising not falling

  16. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I can set wherever I choose!

    1. profile image0
      khmohsinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned becoz have no rules set

      1. recommend1 profile image61
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not realising there are a set of complex and very strict rules for posting in this thread

  17. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years ago

    Banned for trying to put people off.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for breaking rule number 78 section 92 subsection C

  18. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having too many rules

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for anarchy

  19. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...mornin' all!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being late, banned for not banning the banner above you, banned for infraction of the strict rules and secret codes of the banning thread !  evenin SOH big_smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ...yor banned for sayin' there's more rules for me to remember....what's a woman to do...

        http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/22/2244/MY4ZD00Z/posters/housework-rules.jpg

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry I will ban myself for not remebering that a woman can't remeber hard stuff like rules sad

          Hah ! when was the last time you ironed anything for a man - I bet you even got him to coil up your whip when you were finished with him !!

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ...huh?... i was just ironing sumthin' in between posts...wait, that was for me.....

            ...no one gets to touch my whip!...it's okay to shine my boots tho!...Bob liked to....

            yor banned for sorta sayin' i don't iron...off to the grind...someone's gotta pay the bills...

            ...what's for dinner?  i like most foods..fresh is best ...don't burn yorself, k? it'll put a damper on my day..

            ...later gater!  good to run into you!

          2. lorlie6 profile image72
            lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I don't even iron for myself...what sort of liberated woman does that make me?  *sigh* smile

            1. Denise Handlon profile image89
              Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Same kind I am, I guess, lol

  20. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years ago

    Banned for leaving long replies.

    1. lorlie6 profile image72
      lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for poking BRIAN SLATER too much, and stalking him. wink

  21. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years ago

    Banned for stalking, poking and winking when just one would have been enough. smile

    1. CMHypno profile image96
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because most people like being that popular smile

    2. lorlie6 profile image72
      lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      One is NEVER enough. smile

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being a BAD girl! smile

        1. Druid Dude profile image60
          Druid Dudeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          come over to my place. Being a bad girl gets you IN! Banned for thinking too much. Banned for thinking too little.

  22. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking at all!

  23. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using the word 'thinking' at the end of a long day.

  24. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not using that sizeable brain...and how are you, Denise?

  25. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for calling Denise a bighead !

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for having a big head.....can't see yor ears

  26. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having only feet and no head!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha...i knew my lack of a head would get me banned....

      yor banned for not having any feet!

    2. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for mentioning two feet and head in the same sentence big_smile

  27. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for every reason you can think of

  28. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being too beautiful. wink

  29. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being too flirty!

  30. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being jealous. wink  lol

  31. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being a bad cat!

  32. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned because your Heat team won tonight. wink

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being a cat on heat

  33. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    banned for being part of an endangered species.

  34. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for suggesting I am a Panda's  'parts' !  how rude !

  35. Brinafr3sh profile image72
    Brinafr3shposted 14 years ago

    As a black woman, banned for wearing my natural hair.    sad

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for dark thoughts in a happy thread !!   I love the tight curled short African hair, especially on a beautiful tall black woman  big_smile

  36. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking naughty thoughts.

  37. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not allowing a panda their natural instincts!

  38. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for giving me a creepy visual!

  39. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Honi soit qui mal y pense - banned!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for latination

  40. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for not translating!  lol

  41. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being here over 2 years and not making a pass at me lol

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And you're banned for playing the field!

      1. profile image0
        BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not taking opportunities when they are presented to you on a plate smile

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well, ban me! smile

          1. profile image0
            BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wouldn't be much fun without you-not banned this time.

      2. profile image0
        BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Not been accused of that for some time- i'm banning myself- off on holiday with Beth 100 smile

  42. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing how to google! Hi Beth!

  43. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Hi DIY!!!  smile


    Banned for waiting for Brian to make the first move.  wink



    @ DIY -- Banned for not being grumpy in the morning!  smile

  44. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Be A-GG..R-E-S-S-I-V-E! Be aggressive! Be aggressive!
    Whoops!  Lapsed into my high school days. Banned for not being the aforementioned...

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for playing it to cool smile

  45. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Banned for telling Brian how to make the first move.  lol

    @ Brian -- where we going???

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm coming to join you on the beech- i'm banning myself for naughty thoughts, again.

  46. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for not following the rules and not being aggressive enough!  lol


    gtg!  c y'all l8r!

  47. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for keeping it to yourself.  wink

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      When i share it around DIY gets on to me, what about a threesome- OMG i'm banning myself for having naughty thoughts at 11.55 am.

  48. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Wait, let me get my USA bikini on!  Banned for being naughty before noon!

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's two days in a row- i'm banned

    2. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Don't forget your snorkel and flippers lol

  49. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    lol  banned for getting me excited before 7 am!!!  lol

    1. profile image0
      BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm banning myself for letting your partner have a great start to the day. smile

  50. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because this is getting way to racy for lunchtime!

 
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