The older I get, the more I ________
"The older I get, the more I..."
…regard cynicism and resignation as the most accurate way to perceive reality.
(The above statement only applies when my blood sugar is low.)
I older I get,the more I feel handsome
talk to myself.
doze in my chair at the end of the day,
become young at heart
fall asleep in my chair!
Awwww.
the more i make jokes about my age like how me and fred flinstone were classmates back in high school.
Granted, I'm not that old, but I still like to kid about it. - Too funny---I am WAY older than you are !
The older I get the more I appreciate waking up in the morning!
the more satisfied I feel
- No--But (and that is a huge BUT here, ) we were all waiting for YOU to bring it up.
Is that before or after you fart?
After of course
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