The older I get, the more I ________

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   Sunshine625posted 7 years ago

   find myself saying "it is what it is."

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      want sex

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         Cardisaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         Me too!!!

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            Rosie2010posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            lol ok, me too!

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      Miss Paulaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      forget it  and relax

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      yumyumfoodrecipesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      gets prettier... LOL, just kidding.

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   knolyourselfposted 7 years ago

   love life.

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   prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

   become more patient!

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   EmpressFelicityposted 7 years ago

   Forget my... what was it called again?

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   AEvansposted 7 years ago

   go with the flow.

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

   ...appreciate my parents.

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      Sunshine625posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      realize I'm not getting any younger.

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      Sally's Troveposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto. I get more and more like them every day. A blessing and a curse.

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   barryrutherfordposted 7 years ago

   I realise there is so much more to know

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   paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

   "The older I get, the more I..."
   
   …regard cynicism and resignation as the most accurate way to perceive reality.
   
   (The above statement only applies when my blood sugar is low.)

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      jponiatoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

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   annmackiemillerposted 7 years ago

   The older I get the more I wrinkle

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      Leptirelaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I hate beatroot

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         Leptirelaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         beetroot* ...huh!!

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    writeronlineposted 7 years ago

    "..............need to go to the toilet!"

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    Teylinaposted 7 years ago

    "... the more I hate it!"

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    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    appreciate my free time.

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    twobmadposted 7 years ago

    I older I get,the more I feel handsome

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       Tataraposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    Tataraposted 7 years ago

    the more I get silly.

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    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    The more I acknowledge my awesomeness.

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       Rosie2010posted 7 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    Joy56posted 7 years ago

    the more knowledg i acquire, i think.....

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       Druid Dudeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       The younger I feel...until reality hits. Getting down is still good...it's the getting up that...oooh!

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    fastfretaposted 7 years ago

    I don't know as much as I thought I knew!

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    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    Forget

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    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    ... dread the doctor and his damn finger. WTF.

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    livewithrichardposted 7 years ago

    realize life is too short for pettiness!!!

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    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    Remember...
    
    "Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed."

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    Laura du Toitposted 7 years ago

    The less intimidated I feel.

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    Christeneposted 7 years ago

    sleep.

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    squint

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    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    talk to myself. 

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    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    laugh out loud

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    doze in my chair at the end of the day,

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    realize I'm not maturing!

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    become young at heart 

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    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the more I say Huh, What did you say??

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    fall asleep in my chair! 

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    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the farther away the floor is.

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    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Change the age for determining what "old" is.  (Some would call it, "denial".  I call it, "Being confident enough to make up my own definitions for stuff.")

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    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    the older I get the more I ache!

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the more I shrink!

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    the more I am alone

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    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    The better I understand myself and other people.

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    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    the more cynical i get about things

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Awwww. 

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    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    the more i make jokes about my age like how me and fred flinstone were classmates back in high school.    Granted, I'm not that old, but I still like to kid about it. 

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Too funny---I am WAY older than you are !

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    Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

    The older I get, the more I'm just happy to still be alive!

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    jponiatoposted 7 years ago

    The older I get, the closer I am to reaching my prime.

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the more I appreciate waking up in the morning! 

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    dutchman1951posted 7 years ago

    The more I can see through Corporate Games and Lies and I tire of it and wounder if I can stand these head games long enough to retire!

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Applause-Applause.  How true!

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the more I feel every ache in my bones and joints.

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    2uesdayposted 7 years ago

    The older I get the more I wish I knew then what I know now.

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    the more I need a nap in the afternoon

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    sofsposted 7 years ago

    the more satisfied I feel

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    I can't believe no one said "fart"!!  Whoops!  Will that get me banned?

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       Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          No--But (and that is a huge BUT here,   )    we were all waiting for YOU to bring it up.   

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          DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Always glad to oblige!

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    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    the more I don't care what people think of me.

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       DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Is that before or after you fart?

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          Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          After of course 

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    Laura du Toitposted 7 years ago

    the more I appreciate my children.

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