The older I get, the more I ________

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  1. Sunshine625 profile image86
    Sunshine625posted 14 years ago

    find myself saying "it is what it is."

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      want sex

      1. Cardisa profile image96
        Cardisaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Me too!!!

        1. Rosie2010 profile image69
          Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol ok, me too!

    2. Miss Paula profile image39
      Miss Paulaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      forget it  and relax

    3. yumyumfoodrecipes profile image61
      yumyumfoodrecipesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      gets prettier... LOL, just kidding.

  2. knolyourself profile image61
    knolyourselfposted 14 years ago

    love life.

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    become more patient!

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    EmpressFelicityposted 14 years ago

    Forget my... what was it called again?

  5. AEvans profile image75
    AEvansposted 14 years ago

    go with the flow.

  6. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    ...appreciate my parents.

    1. Sunshine625 profile image86
      Sunshine625posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      realize I'm not getting any younger.

    2. Sally's Trove profile image98
      Sally's Troveposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto. I get more and more like them every day. A blessing and a curse.

  7. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

    I realise there is so much more to know

  8. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    "The older I get, the more I..."

    …regard cynicism and resignation as the most accurate way to perceive reality.

    (The above statement only applies when my blood sugar is low.) smile

    1. jponiato profile image85
      jponiatoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

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    annmackiemillerposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I wrinkle

    1. Leptirela profile image74
      Leptirelaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I hate beatroot neutral

      1. Leptirela profile image74
        Leptirelaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        beetroot* ...huh!!

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    writeronlineposted 14 years ago

    "..............need to go to the toilet!"

  11. Teylina profile image60
    Teylinaposted 14 years ago

    "... the more I hate it!"

  12. Bellamie profile image60
    Bellamieposted 14 years ago

    appreciate my free time.

  13. twobmad profile image60
    twobmadposted 14 years ago

    I older I get,the more I feel handsome big_smile

    1. Tatara profile image60
      Tataraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  14. Tatara profile image60
    Tataraposted 14 years ago

    the more I get silly.

  15. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    The more I acknowledge my awesomeness.

    1. Rosie2010 profile image69
      Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  16. Joy56 profile image67
    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    the more knowledg i acquire, i think.....

    1. Druid Dude profile image61
      Druid Dudeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The younger I feel...until reality hits. Getting down is still good...it's the getting up that...oooh!

  17. fastfreta profile image76
    fastfretaposted 14 years ago

    I don't know as much as I thought I knew!

  18. kmackey32 profile image54
    kmackey32posted 14 years ago

    Forget

  19. Shadesbreath profile image77
    Shadesbreathposted 14 years ago

    ... dread the doctor and his damn finger. WTF.

  20. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    realize life is too short for pettiness!!!

  21. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    Remember...

    "Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed."

  22. Laura du Toit profile image69
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    The less intimidated I feel.

  23. Christene profile image62
    Christeneposted 14 years ago

    sleep.

  24. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    squint

  25. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    talk to myself.  lol

  26. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    laugh out loud

  27. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    doze in my chair at the end of the day, lol

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    realize I'm not maturing!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  29. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    become young at heart  smile

  30. ddsurfsca profile image72
    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I say Huh, What did you say??

  31. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    fall asleep in my chair!  smile

  32. ddsurfsca profile image72
    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the farther away the floor is.

  33. Lisa HW profile image65
    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    Change the age for determining what "old" is.  (Some would call it, "denial".  I call it, "Being confident enough to make up my own definitions for stuff.")

  34. Stacie L profile image74
    Stacie Lposted 14 years ago

    the older I get the more I ache!

  35. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I shrink!

  36. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    the more I am alone

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    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    The better I understand myself and other people.

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    the more cynical i get about things

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Awwww.  sad

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    the more i make jokes about my age like how me and fred flinstone were classmates back in high school.  lollol  Granted, I'm not that old, but I still like to kid about it.  lollol

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol   Too funny---I am WAY older than you are !

  40. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

    The older I get, the more I'm just happy to still be alive!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  41. jponiato profile image85
    jponiatoposted 14 years ago

    The older I get, the closer I am to reaching my prime.

  42. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I appreciate waking up in the morning!  lol

  43. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 14 years ago

    The more I can see through Corporate Games and Lies and I tire of it and wounder if I can stand these head games long enough to retire!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Applause-Applause.  How true!

  44. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I feel every ache in my bones and joints.

  45. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    The older I get the more I wish I knew then what I know now.

  46. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    the more I need a nap in the afternoon

  47. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    the more satisfied I feel smile

  48. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    I can't believe no one said "fart"!!  Whoops!  Will that get me banned?

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol   No--But (and that is a huge BUT here, lol  )    we were all waiting for YOU to bring it up.   lol lol lol

      1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
        DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Always glad to oblige!

  49. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    the more I don't care what people think of me.

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image68
      DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Is that before or after you fart? smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image90
        Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        After of course  lol

  50. Laura du Toit profile image69
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    the more I appreciate my children.

 
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