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The older I get, the more I ________

  1. Sunshine625 profile image94
    Sunshine625posted 6 years ago

    find myself saying "it is what it is."

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      want sex

      1. Cardisa profile image93
        Cardisaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Me too!!!

        1. Rosie2010 profile image78
          Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

          lol ok, me too!

    2. Miss Paula profile image41
      Miss Paulaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      forget it  and relax

    3. yumyumfoodrecipes profile image58
      yumyumfoodrecipesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      gets prettier... LOL, just kidding.

  2. knolyourself profile image60
    knolyourselfposted 6 years ago

    love life.

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    become more patient!

  4. EmpressFelicity profile image75
    EmpressFelicityposted 6 years ago

    Forget my... what was it called again?

  5. AEvans profile image81
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    go with the flow.

  6. DIYweddingplanner profile image87
    DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years ago

    ...appreciate my parents.

    1. Sunshine625 profile image94
      Sunshine625posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      realize I'm not getting any younger.

    2. Sally's Trove profile image83
      Sally's Troveposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ditto. I get more and more like them every day. A blessing and a curse.

  7. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 6 years ago

    I realise there is so much more to know

  8. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    "The older I get, the more I..."

    …regard cynicism and resignation as the most accurate way to perceive reality.

    (The above statement only applies when my blood sugar is low.) smile

    1. jponiato profile image79
      jponiatoposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!

  9. annmackiemiller profile image79
    annmackiemillerposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I wrinkle

    1. Leptirela profile image78
      Leptirelaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I hate beatroot neutral

      1. Leptirela profile image78
        Leptirelaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        beetroot* ...huh!!

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    writeronlineposted 6 years ago

    "..............need to go to the toilet!"

  11. Teylina profile image60
    Teylinaposted 6 years ago

    "... the more I hate it!"

  12. Bellamie profile image59
    Bellamieposted 6 years ago

    appreciate my free time.

  13. twobmad profile image80
    twobmadposted 6 years ago

    I older I get,the more I feel handsome big_smile

    1. Tatara profile image59
      Tataraposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  14. Tatara profile image59
    Tataraposted 6 years ago

    the more I get silly.

  15. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    The more I acknowledge my awesomeness.

    1. Rosie2010 profile image78
      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  16. Joy56 profile image61
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    the more knowledg i acquire, i think.....

    1. Druid Dude profile image59
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      The younger I feel...until reality hits. Getting down is still good...it's the getting up that...oooh!

  17. fastfreta profile image80
    fastfretaposted 6 years ago

    I don't know as much as I thought I knew!

  18. kmackey32 profile image62
    kmackey32posted 6 years ago

    Forget

  19. Shadesbreath profile image84
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    ... dread the doctor and his damn finger. WTF.

  20. livewithrichard profile image85
    livewithrichardposted 6 years ago

    realize life is too short for pettiness!!!

  21. paradigmsearch profile image94
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Remember...

    "Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed."

  22. Laura du Toit profile image88
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    The less intimidated I feel.

  23. Christene profile image72
    Christeneposted 6 years ago

    sleep.

  24. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    squint

  25. Beth100 profile image75
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    talk to myself.  lol

  26. Beth100 profile image75
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    laugh out loud

  27. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    doze in my chair at the end of the day, lol

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    realize I'm not maturing!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  29. Beth100 profile image75
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    become young at heart  smile

  30. ddsurfsca profile image72
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I say Huh, What did you say??

  31. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    fall asleep in my chair!  smile

  32. ddsurfsca profile image72
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the farther away the floor is.

  33. Lisa HW profile image79
    Lisa HWposted 6 years ago

    Change the age for determining what "old" is.  (Some would call it, "denial".  I call it, "Being confident enough to make up my own definitions for stuff.")

  34. Stacie L profile image91
    Stacie Lposted 6 years ago

    the older I get the more I ache!

  35. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I shrink!

  36. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    the more I am alone

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    The better I understand myself and other people.

  38. Stevennix2001 profile image92
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    the more cynical i get about things

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Awwww.  sad

  39. Stevennix2001 profile image92
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    the more i make jokes about my age like how me and fred flinstone were classmates back in high school.  lollol  Granted, I'm not that old, but I still like to kid about it.  lollol

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol   Too funny---I am WAY older than you are !

  40. Disturbia profile image59
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    The older I get, the more I'm just happy to still be alive!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  41. jponiato profile image79
    jponiatoposted 6 years ago

    The older I get, the closer I am to reaching my prime.

  42. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I appreciate waking up in the morning!  lol

  43. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 6 years ago

    The more I can see through Corporate Games and Lies and I tire of it and wounder if I can stand these head games long enough to retire!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Applause-Applause.  How true!

  44. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I feel every ache in my bones and joints.

  45. 2uesday profile image84
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    The older I get the more I wish I knew then what I know now.

  46. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    the more I need a nap in the afternoon

  47. sofs profile image83
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    the more satisfied I feel smile

  48. DIYweddingplanner profile image87
    DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years ago

    I can't believe no one said "fart"!!  Whoops!  Will that get me banned?

    1. Denise Handlon profile image92
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol   No--But (and that is a huge BUT here, lol  )    we were all waiting for YOU to bring it up.   lol lol lol

      1. DIYweddingplanner profile image87
        DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Always glad to oblige!

  49. Denise Handlon profile image92
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    the more I don't care what people think of me.

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image87
      DIYweddingplannerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Is that before or after you fart? smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image92
        Denise Handlonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        After of course  lol

  50. Laura du Toit profile image88
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    the more I appreciate my children.

 
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