LOL Hollie. If I didn't know better, I would suspect you and Cags are actually the same hubber using different names!
That is sooo something I could hear coming out of his mouth.
Kinda reminds me of when my dad used to turn me over his knee for a no doubt deserved, good old fashioned spanking. He would say, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you."
Uh, no, Dad. Not hardly!
Only in the case of Hub Pages, the spank-ee has the modern equivalent of CPS on their side and can yell "personal attack" and the spank-er gets banned.
So the spanking (or tongue lashing) however much deserved, does, in fact, hurt the issuer more than the issuee.
Whoever it was who turned Cags in, I hope that they have learned from this experience and are out improving their intellect. Or at minimum, growing a thicker skin.