If your keyboard could talk, what would it say about you?

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   NappyMuseposted 13 years ago

   "How do you manage to type my letters off. I mean seriously what do you have on your fingers. Look the a, s, r, n, and c are almost gone. SHM. And 21 hours a day? I can only take so much! I love you though, you my girl. But we both could use some sleep, for real!"

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   tnderhrt23posted 13 years ago

   My keyboard would probably say I am a heck of a tap-dancer!!!

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   backseat_driverposted 13 years ago

   "Please stop eating directly above me. It is rude and I don't appreciate the crumbs. While we're at it, wash your hands after eating. I don't need Cheeto grease all over me."

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      janellelkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol, just saw this one after I posted mine..  My keyboard has the same sentiments!  Bad habits die hard!

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         backseat_driverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         goldfish? yum. I was eating Cheetos when I got the email about your reply, lol

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   Sanyielposted 13 years ago

   My keyboard would probably be telling me to stop playing games so much and get on with some writing.

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   camloposted 13 years ago

   It would say I'm a slob.

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   tsmogposted 13 years ago

   Let's Dance!

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   SweetSusan1435posted 13 years ago

   My keyboard would say,"Turn me on and start typing!"

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   Radical Rogposted 13 years ago

   Ah! That's nice. Up a bit. Just there, Uhm Oooo, a little bit more.

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   katenka_laloposted 13 years ago

   "If YOUR ideas escape YOUR mind, please, don't slam MY buttons, be so kind!"

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    cathylynn99posted 13 years ago

    she's slow but effective. she can massage my backspace any time.

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    Tataraposted 13 years ago

    Please be gentle.

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    janellelkposted 13 years ago

    Stop eating goldfish crackers while you play with me.  I'm dirty and it's embarrassing.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    My oh my!  What big fingers you have!

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    PabstPenroseposted 13 years ago

    Who are these chicks you're talking to?

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    Balineseposted 13 years ago

    Give me a break and stop typing for while

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    randomcreativeposted 13 years ago

    Probably that I shouldn't be eating at my computer haha.

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    The Jetposted 13 years ago

    "Stop looking at that!"
    
    Yeah.

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       PabstPenroseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh my god. Yes.

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    WannaB Writerposted 12 years ago

    You eat too much and I'm the only one who sees how much. You're not going to lose weight that way.

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    regina elaineposted 12 years ago

    Mines would say, "As long as you have been using me, you still can't type more than 26 words a minute? That's sad" and then it would laugh at me.

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    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    "Break out the 409 and some Kleenex, will ya!?!"

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    Poetic Foolposted 12 years ago

    It would say I spend entirely to much time on the computer!  Get a life!

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    brimancandyposted 12 years ago

    Stop spending so much time posting stupid crap on facebook! You're killing me! My letters are all stuck, and I can't function. If I had a lawyer I would sue!!!

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    Happyboomernurseposted 12 years ago

    Hey, I need a break. Stop pounding on me!

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    Thelma Albertsposted 12 years ago

    My keyword would say: Oh my God! It´s already 1:30 dawn. Are you not going to sleep? Your eyes are getting dark now. Please, please, I need to rest now...

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    Thelma Albertsposted 12 years ago

    sorry, keyboard i mean...

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    Tenerife Islanderposted 12 years ago

    You have used me so much that many of my letters have been rubbed away!

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    deacharliebrownposted 12 years ago

    my keyboard would probably say "your typing sucks"

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    ahostagesituationposted 12 years ago

    It would say, "she types fast!  And please keep her beer away from me!"

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    Doctor Kristyposted 12 years ago

    Mine would say: "You need to get out more. Seriously. I feel sorry for you."

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    kirstenoposted 12 years ago

    Mine would say, stop dropping crumbs in me and then expecting me to work 14 hours a day.  How is that ever going to work out for you?

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    terrecarposted 12 years ago

    Hello again. It's me, your faithful keyboard here. As always, I am just thrilled to serve you.  No, I am not being sarcastic. Bad day? Please commence with instructions.
    
    Hold on...Do you really want to do an online banking transfer? Are you certain that we are secure? Please, just humor me. Check your firewall.
    
    Great, thank you. Now, if you would please, update your Anti Virus software.
    
    Yeah, yeah I know, you did it once today. Just humor me, okay? I have only your best interests at heart. I'll wait.
    
    All clear? Excellent! Now, don't you think you should check in with the news?
    
    I know you let your subscription lapse! Try Google. Again, I'll wait.
    
    All caught up? Great! Now, before you go all ADHD on me, you'll need to check your email.
    
    All done? Fantastic. Now, you're free to surf the internet at will. Have a pleasant online experience, but if you are going to respond to any online forums, please, watch the typos. I do have a reputation to protect.

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    pam2897posted 12 years ago

    you really know how to push my buttons

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    Cracknutcaseposted 12 years ago

    Please slow down!!

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    Terri Meredithposted 12 years ago

    If you have to stop to think, could you pleeeeease stop resting your fingers on the last key you hit?  I'm sick of the beeps and popups asking stupid questions.

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    SnowRoseposted 12 years ago

    it would say i type like a horse galloping towards the finish line of the race track.

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    My Storiesposted 12 years ago

    Go get your grandmother!

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    swordsbaneposted 12 years ago

    My keyboard would say the same thing I do every morning: "It's WAAAY too early to be writing...."

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    KBowdenposted 12 years ago

    My keyboard would say, "10 years. It's been 10 years, and still no rest. When are you going to make enough money to buy a new keyboard? WHEN!!!"

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

    My keyboard would say to me, stop pressing the letter 'o' twice for every word with that letter in it.

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