Worst Line Your Partner In Bed Ever Said

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   formerbronxboyposted 13 years ago

   It happened only once, honest. Is that it! I hadn't had any for two months, footbal injury (leg).

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   lightning johnposted 13 years ago

   "God these pillow cases smell great"!

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   I am amazed at how long it's been since I left saying:
   "BRB.. I just need to have a smoke!"
   Yep it was so long ago that she said:
   "What do you mean 'Can I move?'....
   I'm enjoying what you're doing.. I can't move as well!"

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   schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

   I just ate, can we try later?

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      formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      He probably told them to oversize the meal. mistake.

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      eaglecreekposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      mine hates it when i say that

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...guess I've been lucky and don't have a worst line!  I'm sure I could make up a few if you'd like....
   
   how about....'you're the best in bed!'

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      formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Every honest person that gets around hears something.

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         i guess that's my line! and I'm sticking to it!  LOL!

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   I would think saying "God! You're better than your sister!" would empty your bed in a hurry.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!  yep...that would do it!....and then 'and don't the let door hit you in the ass on your way out'

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         earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         :lol; Now that would really do it!

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      earnest-you are BAD, and it is sooo funny, LOL

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      formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      earnest, That's a good one, but you could have gotten killed.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   It doesn't smell that bad!

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      eaglecreekposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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   lynxleeposted 13 years ago

   "If you get me pregnant, I'm gonna kill you."

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      schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO!!!

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      formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lyn, Are you dead?

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   samboiamposted 13 years ago

   She said: Who are you gonna please with that?
   
   I said: Me

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      courtney_nealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow!!!!

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      formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      sam, A fraternity brother was known as being small. All he said was; "little, but educated."

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    wychicposted 13 years ago

    "We better be careful or you might get pregnant."
    "Too late."

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       courtney_nealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       DUDE!!!! hahahaha

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       wychic, Guess he didn't know how to be careful.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Get off me.

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       para, Did you knock him off of you?

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    And stay off.

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       courtney_nealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hehehehe I have said that before... but thats because I wasn't feeling good and my boyfriend was trying to cheer me up.. but backfired on him.

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    Do you know the game bedroom rodeo????
    
    
    You climb on, get into the swing so to speak, and you then call your partner by someone else's name and try to stay on board for as long as you can, extra points if you use their sister's (or brother's) name..

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    Richieb799posted 13 years ago

    Her: Wow! Where did that burst of energy come from?
    Me being Modest: Sorry I was a bit tired tonight
    Her: I don't care that was amazing!
    
    sorry that was the best line because I couldn't think of a worst one

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    "I'm going to have to charge you double for that"

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    night all!  don't forget to bring me coffee and breakfast in the morning.....and don't let the cat out when you leave....and don't let the door hit ...............(continued from my earlier post (up above).
    
    

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ....hey, where's my breakfast?  thought I left my instructions before I went to sleep?

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    One of my pals used to sing "Jesus Loves Me" during the act.

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       habee, That's sick!

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    WizardOfOzposted 13 years ago

    Well, I'm glad at least you're happy.
    
    I was not impressed obviously and proceeded to remark something about a starfish.  We parted ways not long after

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    So if a girls eyes go totally white, she starts speaking in tongues, her head spins and she looks like a hurling of green pea soup going to happen REAL soon.......is that bad ???????

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe, did she spit-up on you?

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    selrachposted 13 years ago

    Your ceiling could do with a lick of paint

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       sel, I was waiting for someone to say that or you have a crack in your ceiling.

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    pisean282311posted 13 years ago

    'i love it john , oh sorry ur name i chris'

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       pis, As long as you got off.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Was that you or the dog

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       it's me.....couldn't find a pic of myself...so used the dog!  same instructions though!

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       the, I'm not gonna say anything about that; was the dog panting?

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          no, not at that moment...was totally reeeeeeelaxed...and waiting tor breakfast!

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Great pic dont know where you get them

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    CrystalSingletonposted 13 years ago

    "Come on Im horny." gee is that supposed to put me in the mood or make feel beautiful or just used?

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       eaglecreekposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       at least i added a "please" when i said that lol

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    mavisdavisposted 13 years ago

    Here is the scenario: you two in bed like spoons - you behind and he/she in front; grab a handful of hair and grip tightly round the waist as you say, ardently; "...you are sooo good, so very delicious and good...not as good as my first wife/hubby...but you are sooo good...".  Then hang on for the ride of your life!

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       mav, Yee, haa!

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          ptosisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That's rodeo sex -  same position - and say, "Your sister was better..."

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    "Why those are my hubby's shoes."

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       formerbronxboyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ral, You put hubbys shoes on; were they big shoes to fill?

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    thooghunposted 13 years ago

    "My arm's tingling" She had a heart attack paranoid.

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    Hubbin4V12posted 13 years ago

    oops!?

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    Diane Insideposted 13 years ago

    Never said it but wanted to, "It would stay in better if it was longer."

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    privateye2500posted 13 years ago

    I was told "I'm goning to treat you SOOOO good....one of these nights."  LOL!

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    Daliah Legoposted 13 years ago

    "Baby, you make me hot...oh, baby...."
    It is soooo cheap! Turns me off instantly. LOL.

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       "Can we do it missionary so I can sleep?"
       
       (Me, with a not very old baby and very tired! lol)

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    andywill63posted 13 years ago

    John..... (that's not my name)

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    Adult Contentposted 13 years ago

    There was a time in college back in the 1980s when a girl told me she once took a whole phone receiver inside her woo.  (Think about what your basic phone looked like in the early 80s, okay?)
    All in all though I generally have enjoyable moments in bed . . . be it mine or someone else's.

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    I can't think of any .. except this one.. 'that's not going to work." :

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    Adult Contentposted 13 years ago

    I know I am going off on a tangent here but has anyone ever experienced the other person hopping up and running into the bathroom to fart?
    What did the person say?
    I have found myself in position of having to get up but I don't really give any explanation I simply apologize when I return and make certain I finish the job, if ya know what I mean.
    I think the most I have said is:
    I'll be right back!

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    it's sad when the guy seems to always have the headache.

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       Adult Contentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Well, I read an article somewhere that said that the headache excuse no longer works as an orgasm releases a certain chemical or chemicals that is good for a headache . . . at least in the case of women.  I don't recall if it applied to men or not!  Anyway, Joy, just FYI: I NEVER have a headache!

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    jolinabettsposted 11 years ago

    " hold on a sec, i don't know if i still have it in me..ooh my arms hurt"

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    Jeramiposted 11 years ago

    Three words a woman doesn't want to hear her husband say while she is making love is ...
    Honey I'm home  as he walks in the front door.

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    gmwilliamsposted 11 years ago

    C'mon, honey, you know that YOU were the ONLY one-please!

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    Healthy Pursuitsposted 11 years ago

    I'd have to guess that a guy saying, "I think it just broke" when he's using a condom could be pretty bad. But only at certain times...

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    eaglecreekposted 11 years ago

    "are you finished yet?"
    or even worse: "whats taking you so long?"

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    gmwilliamsposted 11 years ago

    Calling out someone else's name at THAT PARTICULAR moment!

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    jolinabettsposted 11 years ago

    "Oh come on! try not to act like a starfish this time"
    
    " Hold on a sec, my dentures gets in the way".

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    LeanManposted 11 years ago

    "is it in yet?"

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    recommend1posted 11 years ago

    I asked a friend if she told her husband when she hit 'that' point,  she said, "no, I'm never near a phone when it happens".

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