Rant Requests for King Larry

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   King Larryposted 13 years ago

   Having a bunch of bull s*** politicians ruining your life?  A dirty lying ex that cheats on you?  Or you want me to talk smack about your least favorite athlete?  then look no further than king larry's request forum. where you the readers will pick out the topic that really bothers you and i'll rant about it for you in a future hub.  as im trying to become hubpages newest and biggest bad a**, I would like to talk about even more controversial themes than the one's im writing about currently.  trust me, the more controversial the better.
   
   these are the topics i have in mind thus far.
   
   -Why are Some Catholic Priests Perverts that Molest Kids, and the Church continues to do nothing to stop and/or Prevent it?
   
   -Politics that are closet homos that are trying to ban gay marriages?  What the f***?!?
   
   -Reality shows suck!
   
   -Why are people so pathetic to follow celebrity dating?
   
   -Poker and Eating contests considered sports?!?
   
   -Why is prostitution illegal but pornography is legal?
   
   -Al Sharpton is a freaking idiot!
   
   -Isiah Thomas and James Dolan...gay lovers?  Or Isiah Thomas is one helluva a con man, and James Dolan is a freaking idiot!
   
   anyways, these are all the topics you'll see me take on very soon.  however, if you have even more juicy and controversial topic, that you want old king larry to rant about for ya, then post it in this forum.  booyah!!!

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   hey i have one.  why don't you rant about the struggling economy and school system, and how the government fails to do anything to stop it.

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      sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      do anything but just keep the swearing down, may be that will help.

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      darksideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes! The government needs to stop the school system!

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   maven101posted 13 years ago

   Why don't we call priests that punk little boys what they really are..? Homosexuals...

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      uhhhh no, priests who molest young boys are PEDOPHILES
      
      homosexuals are not always pedophiles and are for sure not bad people just cuz they are homosexuals.

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         maven101posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         How about homosexual pedophile...Does that suit your sensibilities..?

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            yep!

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Perhaps not, but it does suit a particularly bigoted agenda.  Muslims are terrorists because some terrorists are Muslims.  Illegal aliens are violent drug dealers because some violent drug dealers are illegal aliens, and of course homosexuals are pedophiles because some pedophiles are homosexual.

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               Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               yeah, that really is something to talk about.  racial profiling and stereotypes are always interesting to talk about.  especially when being talked about in the comical sense.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Larry - how do you feel about STUFF  - possessions, things, crap that people accumulate and most of it ends up in landfill?  I know there's no way to prevent people from having 60 junker cars in their front yard (if they're not in city limits, they usually get away with it)  or from having so much stuff they need 3 storage units and they never ever ever will use it all and they are compulsive shoppers and out there buying MORE STUFF!  in a capitalist society it is practically forbidden to mention this subject - we must BUY MORE STUFF! unless it is a health hazard
   
   where will it stop?  oh, and I did write a hub about it!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, that's a good point there mega.  king larry wanted me to tell you that he likes your idea a lot, so i'm sure he'll get working on it fairly soon.

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   stevennix2001:
   
   Due to a recent ban by hubpages, King Larry will no longer be attending forums anymore.  I don't know what it's about, as he didn't bother to tell me.  However, it might have something with him sending anonymous e-mails with death threats over his "LeBron James" hub being taken down.  (stares coldly at King Larry)
   
   King Larry:  Hey, I know NOTHING!!!
   
   Stevennix2001:  (shrugs) anyways, i'll be answering on his behalf in this forum, in regards to your request.  thank you all for your time.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   and then there's people with multiple personalities - you never know who you are really talking to!  oh, it is so frustrating and annoying! 

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, tell me about it.  people with multiple personalities freak me out. 

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   Tiny Pearlsposted 13 years ago

   I really did laugh at that one, this may be my first time out loud on HP, thanks

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      laugh at what?

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   remember folks if you want king larry to rant about a topic that really p***es you off, then have no fear than to post it here.  as you never know what he's going to say about it in a hub.

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