Describe your most erotic fantasy

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  1. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Mine involves running through the jungle stark naked, vines, an exotic location, drums rolling, a little creek of water running through, body oils and throw in a tarzan or two and bingo, its all a cracking.
    http://z.hubpages.com/u/1089495_f496.jpg

    1. Himitsu Shugisha profile image72
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Damn, I think I have a new fantasy!!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    A large rubber sheet covered in 10w-40.

    1. adamareangere profile image66
      adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol, AWESOME!!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    bumps

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    bumps

  5. carolina muscle profile image67
    carolina muscleposted 14 years ago

    Just to be able to abandon any and all inhibitions completely for a little while.. then just go with the flow! :-)

    1. tantrum profile image58
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Are you going to be able to float ?
      all that muscles !! wow ! big_smile

      1. carolina muscle profile image67
        carolina muscleposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        no, actually, now that you mention it, I sink like a stone....
        LOL

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    bumps

  7. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    erotically erotic suggestively suggestive - sometimes words like EROTIC! are enough. you know?

  8. Frugal Fanny profile image60
    Frugal Fannyposted 14 years ago

    Well, I was going to post something hot and juicy, but then I realised that my biggest fantasy right now is to have someone do my dishes for me! big_smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  9. cheaptrick profile image74
    cheaptrickposted 14 years ago

    Some of you may not want to read this one cause its Really out there,so here goes...
    The government straightens up and flies right...I told you it was Crazy...

    1. Frugal Fanny profile image60
      Frugal Fannyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, that's really reaching lol

  10. Mrs.Nita profile image61
    Mrs.Nitaposted 14 years ago

    Hmmm.  I have so many where to sart?  I'll go back in time for a moment. 
    The night sky was clear.  The stars glistened, and the moon was full.  I was subdued by her influence.  My body ached as I sat on the hood of the car awaiting the arrival of my secret undercover.  The blue car arrived, pulling up next to me.  When our eyes met, I could read in him what he was reading in me and our thoughts became one.  Drawn by passion,we reached for each other and embraced.  My hand found his secret most sacred place and I played freely,making him rise to the occassion.  I knew we should take our activity behind closed doors, but I was under the spell of a full moon. Heat bounced off our bodies creating, steam;it was a sacrafice to the heavens.  The best was yet to come..................k that's enough.

  11. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 14 years ago

    Pondering.....

    Awaken to darkness on this place we call earth.

    One vampire's bite brings another one's birth.

    A vampire wakes with blood thirsty needs.

    On the warm rich sensation he feels when he feeds.... smile

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago
    1. adamareangere profile image66
      adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Interesting. I wasn't aware you could post those stories on blogspot!

  13. adamareangere profile image66
    adamareangereposted 14 years ago

    PG-13 I struggle to do since I write erotica for a living. Lol. But two hot ones for me (and I'll keep it vague) is: hot stranger, in a darkened hallway, chances of getting caught are high. Other one involves some BDSM and blood. :-)

  14. alexandriaruthk profile image60
    alexandriaruthkposted 14 years ago

    too young for this

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    A belly dance by tantrum, or even Habee. Both at once would be great! LOL

  16. AdsenseStrategies profile image63
    AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years ago

    I'm not saying but it involves Itchy and Scratchy (oh no, I think I might have said too much)

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Mine involves getting a haircut from BP!

  18. H.C Porter profile image80
    H.C Porterposted 14 years ago

    I am not too sure mine can be explained without at least being Rated R, and that's editing out a whole bunch of stuff... big_smile

    1. dave272727 profile image61
      dave272727posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I won't tell anybody.  I promise!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Just whisper it in my ear! smile

  20. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Okay...Ralwus is my college history professor, and he makes me stay after class because I'm failing. I HAVE to pass this class, or else I lose my financial aid. We step into his office, and I'm wearing this really low cut blouse. I notice him eyeing the twins, and I beg him to let me get extra credit. I tell him I'll do anything...

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      naughty!  Mine is similar only its PCunix and he's teaching me how to do some programming thing (an excuse really, because I'm not paying much attention) and I'm like, trying to get his attention, if you know what I mean, and he's like anxiously looking to the door where he thinks his wife might come in and get the wrong idea!  Well, one thing leads to another and she does come in, but she gets the RIGHT idea!  if you know what I mean

      1. Pcunix profile image92
        Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        With the cat mask?

        We're in smile

        1. Pcunix profile image92
          Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Well, that sure shut this thread down!

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ha!

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    cosetteposted 14 years ago

    omg haha!! big_smile

    "the twins" hee hee

  22. skyfire profile image78
    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Abandoned island and only girl you can have over there, what more you want ?

  23. Jonathan Janco profile image62
    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    I've always liked the idea of a woman leading me around on a leash, who then uses a series of commands to get me to do what she wants. And every time I do as I was trained, she gives me a treat. I mean, it's all you ladies who say that men are dogs but so few of you actually walk the walk, no pun intended.

  24. katabad2010 profile image60
    katabad2010posted 14 years ago

    My fantasy has already come true some time ago... ha ha twice actually. To this day, I can't look at my dining room table the same. LOL

    I have always wanted to have a gorgeous woman as a dessert platter on a dining room table with strawberry slices arranged neatly around the "lower part" of her body while I eat them off one by one. The events that happened afterwards will forever give me the chills...in a good way of course.

    1. jgw899 profile image58
      jgw899posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Having sex in a public place.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    lets get this forum started again. smile

  26. Pcunix profile image92
    Pcunixposted 13 years ago

    I married my erotic fantasy.

    How could I not?  She still gives me thrills  when I look at her.. 45 years after the first time.

  27. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    wOw.
    you'd have to get me in bed to find out! lol lol

  28. brimancandy profile image78
    brimancandyposted 13 years ago

    Not sure if I responded to this one. But, I think it would involve a speeding ticket, handcuffs, and a man in uniform. Prefer the man in uniform to have a rocking bod, facial hair, and a huge nightstick! I've been a very bad boy! Lock me up!

    How do I go about getting the charges dropped? Very well thanks!

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
      schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      If you're serious, Kudos! for baring your........sex smile (soul)

      1. brimancandy profile image78
        brimancandyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yes I like men with facial hair....did I mention that I also like them hairy? WOOF!

        1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
          schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  29. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    there's so many things I couldn't list them all
    but lots of kissing and foreplay is the best

  30. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    Erotic, that's an interesting word. Seems to describe a combination of love, lust, and passion.

    Sounds like it would involve passionate kisses, pulling hair, hot tubs, sexy loungerie, bikinis m/f, nice bods, water dripping off nose, lips

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      pulling hair???  the rest seems good, but pulling hair???

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
        schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        smile lol I meant grabbing hair

      2. Black Lilly profile image61
        Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Well, if done gently...

        I'd be much more concerned about 'loungerie'.

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          but sexie loungerie!!!   ok, we're not all the world's best spellers!  I love it when my man wears his sexy loungerie!

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ...yea....loungerie for loungin on the lofa! ...hey mega!.....pulled up a seat around the fire...but you left...brought the cat too!

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

              sorry - I'm suffering from advanced ditzy scatterbrainedness today - losing things, forgetting where I am and what I'm doing.  Is it the weather, lack of sleep?  Every year when we turn back the clock I get all weird - I thought today was Wednesday all day.  Can't find my leather mallet.  Just way too out of it.  Forgot I was even in the tribe!

              1. blondepoet profile image66
                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Oh me too. I can't find my house keys I am locked inside the house, can't go anywhere.
                I even forget my name............misplaced the soap, my handbag, my pink stilhettos with the ankle straps, can't find my recipe book, there will be no dinner........

                1. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  dejavu!  I'm lost again - I think I was here, but then later maybe I won't be!!  I'll be right over BP, could you throw your key out on the sidewalk for me?

                  1. blondepoet profile image66
                    blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Omg I will rescue you as soon as I find my compass......damn where is it?

              2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                probably the change in light and the darn time change....wish gov't would just leave it alone....we have to adjust each time....that's happening to me too....not focusing on stuff as well this week....omg! oh well!....supposed to write something for work and i just can't do it...so i'll attempt again early tomorrow a.m.

                1. blondepoet profile image66
                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I would lend you my pencil but I can't find the blasted thing...

          2. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
            schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            smile I'm good speller but not when posting 1,000's of comments!!

          3. Black Lilly profile image61
            Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            In the lounge or bedroom too? big_smile
            How've you all been here?

          4. Pcunix profile image92
            Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            My loungerie has Simpsons characters.   Is that sexy or what?

            OK, maybe not.

        2. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
          schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  31. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    you missed each other so much, you go absolutely crazy like magnets..

    1. Black Lilly profile image61
      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Try ++.

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
        schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        what is ++ ??

        1. Black Lilly profile image61
          Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ++ = positive and positive...

          1. blondepoet profile image66
            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Two batteries making out smile

            1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
              schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              lol
              I kinda thought so, but wasn't sure!

    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...u started it! lol

  32. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I love a man who's not afraid to play dress-up in order to spark things up!

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4076270_f248.jpg

  33. blondepoet profile image66
    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    First one sorry can't explode this screen........

    Second I want to make love on top of a mountain top on new years eve, just the two of us, a bottle of wine and rug as the fireworks explode in the sky around us.

    Third and fourth and fifth and sixth an sev and eig.......blah blah................................

    http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz165/JORJI_Girl/Couples/funny_wedding_cake_thingies.jpg

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
      schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol smile good one

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    this has nothing to do with eroticism - or erotically or etc.  but I want you to see my daughter's dog and her new friend!

    http://i54.tinypic.com/14xe8ab.jpg

    1. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh wow they are gorgeous are you going to mate them??

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        nice....i love pugs!!!!!

  35. Diane Inside profile image73
    Diane Insideposted 13 years ago

    For me my most erotic fantasy and this is a fantasy, is my sexy, handsome man and his undivided attention.

    The rest is semantics, as variety is the spice of live

  36. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4080728_f248.jpg

    1. blondepoet profile image66
      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh suddenly I have another fantasy smile smile

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image78
        schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        smile tongue to die for

 
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