Worst Pick-up Lines

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   RKHenryposted 14 years ago

   Worst Pick-up Lines

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   dabeanerposted 14 years ago

   Those earrings would look great on my nightstand.

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   reeltaulkposted 14 years ago

   Don't I know you from somewhere?  Absolutely Not!!!

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   Lee Booleanposted 14 years ago

   This is the worst I ever overheard, the more disturbing thing is that it actually worked:
   "Hey, I'll pack you so full of meat your eyes will look like the butcher's store window"
   
   Guess any pick up line is only as good as the willingness to be picked up.

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   Laura Thykesonposted 14 years ago

   Well, I have had some awful pickup lines said to me, but once a guy said,"I sure would like to get in your pants". I said, "Sorry, but there's no room - there's already one asshole in there!".

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   stricktlydatingposted 14 years ago

   Excuse me, do you have a pen? (I hand him a pen - And he attempts to write his phone-number on my hand!).

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   Paul Marshallposted 14 years ago

   Hey, have you ever had your belly button tickled?...
   But I mean from the inside!!
   
   No, I did not use it. But I did laugh at its originality.

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   Delaney Bolingposted 14 years ago

   I once saw a guy ask a girl at the bar how she liked her eggs in the morning. Without missing a beat, she replied "Unfertilized."

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   OhKathrynposted 14 years ago

   I had one guy ask me "If I flip a quarter what are the chances of me getting head?"

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    queenbeposted 14 years ago

    I heard a guy ask a woman in a bar if "she was going to be his next ex-wife"  The oddest part of this is that this guy WAS my ex!

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    Rthoughtsposted 14 years ago

    I'm digging you and you're digging me so let me dig your digits.

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    DatingDragonsposted 14 years ago

    is your father a terrorist? cos u da bomb.

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    nochanceposted 14 years ago

    This is one my boyfriend came up with and no he never used it on me... because that would just be weird. It makes me laugh whenever I think of it because he can say it with a straight face.
    
    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you... no, well then will you go out with me, I grabbed the wrong bottle."

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