Wouldn't it be cool if there was Facebook in heaven?

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   daskittlez69posted 11 years ago

   Wouldn't it be cool if there was Facebook in heaven?
   
   You could speak to those who have passed on.
   
   

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   msorenssonposted 11 years ago

   Indeed I love Facebook..............................

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   megniposted 11 years ago

   Maybe there is. Who has been and come back to to say it is or isn't so? And then again, why would you need it? Everything and everyone you need to know would be known.

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   uniquewritings4uposted 11 years ago

   there will be more interesting thing than fb

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   steinbergrposted 11 years ago

   I don't think there will be. I feel that when we get there it will be the wake up call to realize that there was so much more going on in the world than just what our friends were doing on facebook.

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   Civil War Bobposted 11 years ago

   Maybe Heaven is divided up into historical periods?  You could visit Civil War folks at one place, first century Jerusalem folks at another, and I guess there would be a big "YOU ARE HERE" signboard with directions to where you'd go...or maybe Google Maps will have a Heavenly Site with everyone located?  Good question, DK!

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   SportsBetterposted 11 years ago

   Will you need a Facebook if you are in heaven? What if you are able to communicate by just thinking and everyone in heaven receives your status update in their head.

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   lburmasterposted 11 years ago

   No. I would be horrified. Facebook is for people with issues who cannot connect with others or individuals who are lonely and wish to share their lives with others who don't care. There is plenty of time to speak to everyone who has died since you will be there for eternity.

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      Mr. Happyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Facebook is also for wolves who use it for their volunteer work, sharing data, posting Hubpages articles and keeping Anonymus, as usual. : )

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      lburmasterposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      What will you need to share and post about? Everyone will know everything. And there won't be "volunteer work" in Heaven.

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   klarawieckposted 11 years ago

   You can still speak to those who have passed on, the only problem is that you might not be able to hear their reply.
   No, seriously... it is entirely possible to communicate with the spirits of your loved ones that no longer exist in the flesh. It takes practice, and obviously it won't happen with the easiness and clarity of reading and writing with the use of technology. But it can be surprisingly effective nontheless.

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      jaredbangerterposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Have you done this?  Did you acutally see them or physically hear their voices?

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      I Am Rosaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Most who can spent our childhood being told to "Stop!" or that we're making it up, so it has been lost or repressed.  With a Heaven FB, *everyone* would be able to communicate across the Divide with ease.  Using this imagery would be good practice

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    Antoine Van Hoveposted 11 years ago

    We ARE in heaven, and we have facebook. (Although we often don't realise the first...

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    I Am Rosaposted 11 years ago

    Now THAT would be a cool visualization to use in meditation.  Thanks for the idea!  LOL of course, I'm assuming that you mean the Heaven FB would be connect those of us still on this plane to those who have crossed over instead of a means of connecting everyone in heaven to each other ... :-P

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       daskittlez69posted 11 years agoin reply to this

       Exactly, those of us here on Earth being able to communicate with those who have already passed on, through a medium like Facebook.

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    Mr. Happyposted 11 years ago

    Haha ... this must be one of the most outrageous questions (by the way, I like outrageous things - more interesting ...) I have read in quite a while. Do You think You might need Facebook in Heavens to find all the past buddies?
    
    I was thinking that once we get to Heaven, we can use telepathy or something cool like that ... but back to Facebook?! Even in Heavens I am going to be poked? ... lol

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    Rosemary Banksposted 11 years ago

    Perhaps for some but not for me. I think God will have much more interesting things for us to do when we reach heaven. Things so heavenly and devinely Facebook will be totally forgotten.

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    CyclingFitnessposted 11 years ago

    No! They'd probably overstate what's up there like they did with their floatation!

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    jaredbangerterposted 11 years ago

    What  you mean what if? Facebook IS heaven.  haha  On the other hand, if you go to hell then you get stuck with Myspace.

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    bethperryposted 11 years ago

    Hmm, maybe...if in heaven we don't have to accept new profile formats we don't want or updated policies about our privacy info every two weeks. And I can envision that one annoying angel who endlessly posts "SHARE NOW" motivational images and pix of his butt-ugly kids from their vacations to Nirvana.

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    Electro-Denizenposted 11 years ago

    Since Heaven is theoretically the most harmonious inter-connectedness of all things in one place, Facebook should surely figure within the Heavenly landscape, it being based on inter-connection.
    
    Though for many it could be their idea of hell :-))

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    TexasBobbyposted 11 years ago

    I am hoping for something a bit more private.

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    Blond Logicposted 11 years ago

    I believe if I spoke to my parents, they would say, "what are you  wasting time on this for, life is too short."

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       Rosemary Banksposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       You got that right.

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    Ramsa1posted 11 years ago

    I don't agree. I gave up Facebook months ago and would want to enjoy my peace and quiet in heaven.

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       Rosemary Banksposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       Heaven is just that enjoying heavenly things.

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    Karreposted 11 years ago

    Heaven is for our wildest dreams and wishes to come true and for glorifying God. So, I'm cool with facebook in heaven and all those Jesus status's. But, I must insist on not having any Jesus chain statuses -- you know, "share this status or God won't bless you." I also do not want all the keyword advertisements. We don't need Christian Singles sites in heaven or life insurance. But, we could use chocolate and ice cream ads.. :-)

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    CBartelmeyposted 11 years ago

    Funny question and I guess you would have to go the root of it in order to answer it.  Would there be computers and high-speed internet readily available?

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    stclairjackposted 11 years ago

    if you wake up in the next life and they have face book there,.... you are in hell.
    
    mark suckerburg will change the layout and format every 28 days,...
    
    you will be bombarded by chain posts like,... "bet you wished you had clicked like and share on my picture now,.. dont you,.. SINNER!"
    
    you will no option but to swtch your time line to "deadline"
    
    you will not be able to "like" anything anymore, but you may click on the "brimstone" button if you dont like somthing,...
    
    and lastly,.... you will be forced to read posts from your sicky sweet buddies who made it to heaven and keep posting sacrine drivel from beyond the grave,... "click like and share if you love heaven"

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       stclairjackposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       i am utterly stunned at how many people took this question so insanely serious,..... wow.

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    Chuck Bluesteinposted 11 years ago

    Actually God created a Facebook for heaven 139,000 years ago.

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    kartika damonposted 11 years ago

    No, I don't want anything to do with technology when I leave my body.

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    eddiemarsposted 11 years ago

    There is a Facebook in heaven. It's called the Book of Life and everything from our lives is being written in it.

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    howlermunkeyposted 11 years ago

    They Do have facebook. I already have backlinks.

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    Perspycaciousposted 11 years ago

    The reverse would be nice, too, if we could find Heaven by going to facebook.
    You can speak to those in Heaven.  You will just have to wait for them to answer.

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    Emmyboyposted 11 years ago

    No, I don't think it's gonna be cool cause Good angels might get addicted, start making and liking every other useless post and also forget to lock up the gates of heaven  and the fallen angels will come back and make everyone's life hell...once more!
    
    If you wanna talk to dead ones, I suggest you try twitter!

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       I Am Rosaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       lol - Hey, daskittlez69;  think you've been one-upped!!  Follow your favourite dead on Angel Twitter :-D

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    prasadjainposted 11 years ago

    Yes, that would be helping us to send messages to them . But they would be busy in chatting with angels there. Hence we would not be getting replays!

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    Brett Winnposted 11 years ago

    Somehow I have the idea that whatever social networking abilities heaven offers, that they will definitely trump Facebook! But yes, baring nothing so good, it would be cool!

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    Suki Cposted 11 years ago

    Aaarrgghh no!  - I need a nice rest from the internet!!!!

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    Billrrrrposted 11 years ago

    If there is a Facebook in Heaven, I hope the Winklevoss twins get paid for it, because down here, thanks to Kid Zuck, they got zip for creating FB.

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    Radikumposted 11 years ago

    It would be cool if they had facebook in hell; especially since there might end up being more people in hell then heaven. It would be cool of heaven had twitter though; less people and more conversation!

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    HSanAlimposted 11 years ago

    God forbid that something as insignificant as Facebook be present with us for all eternity.

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    MickSposted 11 years ago

    no.................................................................

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    DRG Da Real Grincposted 11 years ago

    Personally leaning towards no. Isn't is already to much a part of reality?

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    Matthew Weeseposted 11 years ago

    I believe that heaven is a collection of positive intelligent energy, that joins together to contemplate the next step in your spiritual journey. worldly technology's are irrelevant  in "Heaven" or apart of that wave of positive collective thought and preparation.

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