What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from a man?

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   DDEposted 9 years ago

   What was the best Pick up Line you have ever heard from  a man?
   
   Mostly men use pick up lines. I once heard this line ''Send me a photograph of you and I will tell Santa what I want for Christmas.'' Do you think Pick up Lines are humorous?

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   Rui Carreiraposted 9 years ago

   I never heard any, but I say some myself - "Baby if I was a tire I would roll over you" (sounds humorous on my language) | and there's this one I use which I saw on the Internet and really works to get some laughs - Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you.  As more  men tend to use Pick up lines  it wouldn't be a common for you to hear these lines. The Pick up line used  is funny.

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   Shyron E Shenkoposted 9 years ago

   Most pickup lines are an attempt at humor and some are funny. I heard so many and can't remember but one.
   
   Guy came up to me and ask if he could use my comb. I said no!
   He said "I am 21 years old and I can only do it twice a week, and I just had it last night or else I would take you to bed.
   
   I can't print my answer here, but my answer had an entire restaurant laughing so hard some were crying, and the guy left.

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Shyron thank you and that was a very funny.  I heard a few but did not take much heed to these lines and have forgotten about it.

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   word55posted 9 years ago

   I overheard a guy tell a lady that was wearing sandals "you're a pretty lady with very beautiful feet" I kind of glanced over at the lady and her feet. It was true... They started talking afterwards.

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      word55 Sometimes these lines can be funny or frustrating. Thank you.

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   lovedoctor926posted 9 years ago

   Haha. I've heard some pretty funny pick up lines. Last summer I was on a Carribean cruise in Nassau. I was walking along the shore when this really good-looking guy approached me. Before he even asked me my name, he was like Damn girl! If  you were a fruit, you'd be FINE apple.. I must say it really made me laugh out loud too. Lol

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lovedoctor926 thank you and very funny.

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   Phyllis Doyleposted 9 years ago

   One guy said to me: "I am not here to chat, I am looking for a wife to spend the rest of my life with."  Well ... I sure appreciated his honesty.

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Phyllis Doyle thank you and that was  a meaningful one.

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   peachpurpleposted 9 years ago

   Nope, haven't heard of corny lines from hubby, except i love you

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      peachpurple thank you for taking part here and ''I love you'' sounds great.

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   Lady_Eposted 9 years ago

   "You have something on your back, let me help you?"
   I thought it was a kind gesture but later on, I though he probably put it there himself. lol.

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      DDEposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lady _E Great one! So funny! Thank you

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