Funny reasons to get arrested

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   dingdongposted 13 years ago

   Because I want to feel the hand-cuffs.

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      cpvrposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Because the cops pissed me off

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      Brooke Lorrenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Getting a DUI for sleeping in your car while drunk.

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   Home Girlposted 13 years ago

   Because I am stupid.

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   Julie2posted 13 years ago

   Peeing in the bushes

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   manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

   For not wearing a seat belt while driving my tractor!

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   weblogposted 13 years ago

   For giving a 'missed call' to the cops.

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   dishyumposted 13 years ago

   For farting in public.

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   Ultimate Hubberposted 13 years ago

   I wanted to be in prison with dishyum. Now that I am in prison, please someone get me out of here. She is farting in the next cell!

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   Molly Christieposted 13 years ago

   Telling the police "I pay your salary"

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   kmackey32posted 13 years ago

   Telling him, No you assume the position.....

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    dingdongposted 13 years ago

    For being a honest citizen

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Her name was Bambi…

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    blogdigzposted 13 years ago

    For posting in Sandpit forum on HubPages!

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       dtn111posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       For telling some pretty damn bad jokes

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    For writing 3 substandard hubs in a row.

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    For fighting with the police while being drunk! (real story)

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    Disturbiaposted 13 years ago

    There is nothing funny about getting arrested... good grief, I sound like my mother

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       Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, it is funny, when people behave like morons and just ask for it .

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          Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          My daughter and her friends got arrested for trespassing because they were climbing on rocks above a waterfall in the park where the power station is.  There are signs posted all over the place but of course nobody paid them any mind. The cops could have just sent them on their way with a warning, but instead they arrested a group of 15 year olds for trespassing. 
          
          She was arrested again for disorderly conduct.  An officer came to the house to question her about some of her friends.  She said some rude things to him, he told her to mind her mouth, she shot a few choice words back and him and he cuffed her right there on our front steps.
          
          Oh yeah and there was the time when she drove herself to the hospital in her boyfriend's truck from work because she was in labor and got arrested for stealing the vehicle.  We still don't know what she was thinking or why she didn't just call a somebody.
          
          All really stupid things, you don't trespass on government property, you don't argue with the cops, and you don't drive off in a truck that doesn't belong to you, expecially when you're in labor.

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             Christy Goffposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah, one of our cops just got fired because of sleeping with a minor, but no one pressed charges to make him file as a pedifile.  Not fair in my book.  But hey, its going to be my first article in the paper.

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    ImChemistposted 13 years ago

    Because my boss is sexy women!

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    weblogposted 13 years ago

    For being a friendly neighbour.

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    L a d y f a c eposted 13 years ago

    For getting picked up by your boyfriend outside your friend's place on the sidewalk at 2 am, and being accused of being a prostitute.

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       ejashiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       lmfao!  Thats too funny~! I am so sorry that happened to you......had to explain that to my inlaws- they confirmed our say in the matter!

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          L a d y f a c eposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Lol It was so embarrassing! I wasn't even dressed like a prostitute! I even had work files in a bag I was carrying that they made me leave in the car !! They don't listen to you about anything much when you're being arrested for prostitution. Lol
          
          (now)

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    L a d y f a c eposted 13 years ago

    For asking the officer if he'd like to go on a date. Try to convince him by saying you're willing to go to a donut shop.

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    For chewing a gum while being reprimanded..

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    theseusposted 13 years ago

    For getting caught stealing from MY OWN pocket..hahaha.

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    For farting on the elevator

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    weblogposted 13 years ago

    For failing in the exams.

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    thirdmilleniumposted 13 years ago

    i  pinched the policeman's you-know-what

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    webismineposted 13 years ago

    As I asked the cop the way to go to jail.

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    blogdigzposted 13 years ago

    For peeing while in the swim pool..!

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    newmemberposted 13 years ago

    to run away from debt collector?

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    weblogposted 13 years ago

    For asking the traffic police what's the time!

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    for tearing up the paper hearts design for valentine

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    sligobayposted 13 years ago

    for overdue parking tickets that I didn't know about because I lent my car to a friend- nice friend

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    for not knowing about the rules of parking tickets

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    sligobayposted 13 years ago

    For asking if I could try shooting his gun.

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    Julie2posted 13 years ago

    My boobies were out!

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    theseusposted 13 years ago

    For picking a flower for myself on Valentine's..

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Flashing
    

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    Julie2posted 13 years ago

    Changing my clothes in the car

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       blogdigzposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       For peeping in while you were doing so!

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    brimancandyposted 15 months ago

    Almost getting arrested at a gay pride rally for protesting the religious protestors.
    
    I got a group of people to stand in front of them and sing "It's raining men" over their shouting of gays going to hell. If you know the words it praises god for men. The cops told us to move along, and ignore them.
    
    I told one cop I was just trying to irritate the protestors (not my choice of words) And, he looked at me, and said what did you just say to me? Let me rephrase that sir. And, he said that's better. No need to use that kind of language with an officer of the law, can land you in jail buddy. OOOPs.
    
    I ragged on another protester for holding a sign that said gays are going strait to hell.
    I said hmmmm, is that some kind of a river to hell? Is there a boat? Where is this strait?
    But, if it were spelled straight. I would have just said...we are not going straight, we are going gayly forward.
    
    But, it would be funny to tell people come get me in jail. I have been arrested for singing it's raining men!! Oh, and the police were very friendly, and understanding.

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