You know that you are geting old when..........

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   Crazdwriterposted 15 years ago

   I acn't say gray hair because I have had this one strand of gray hair since I was a young kid...one doctor says lost of color pigment. I was mean to one teacher back in 7th grade for April Fool's Day I told her all of the stress gave me gray hair...she believed me HAHAHAHA

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   Sue Adamsposted 15 years ago

   When you don't get angry with people because you can imagine them as newborn babies.

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   elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

   you groan when you bend over to pick something up off the floor

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   elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

   you find that first gray hair... in your underwear

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   stefferposted 15 years ago

   When there isn't enough room for the candles on the birthday cake

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   elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

   when you realize that you have stopped waiting for your fabulous life to begin

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   stefferposted 15 years ago

   When you went to school with Einstein

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   NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

   When your kids reach over to you in the passenger seat to protect you while braking.

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   camloposted 15 years ago

   When I see old pictures of people I thought were old, I realise now they were actually young - or am I getting old?

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    sooner than laterposted 15 years ago

    You know you are getting old when...
    
    your grand kids want to take your "stuff" to the antique road show.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    you see more candles than cake
    the smoke alarms go off when the candles are lit
    the firemen arrive after your cake is lit
    everyone is taken to the hospital for smoke inhalation
    your walls and ceiling have smoke damage
    your insurance won't cover the damage
    your insurance offers you the senior discount
    
    

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       B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO...ROFL!!!!  VERY GOOD ONE AND VERY TRUE..LOL

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    elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

    anyone under 35 is a kid

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    awareposted 15 years ago

    i never felt pain . i could bend and climb run and jump .i could do cartwheels and walk on my hands . but the very day i turned 40 . my knees began to ache . and my eyes started to squint.

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       NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Your mantra becomes,"reading glasses, don't leave home without it"

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    AC/DC, MEGADETH, and OZZY are considered "CLASSIC ROCK" and teens have no idea who these bands even are anymore!!!

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       wesleycoxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Great bands and it makes me mad when I'm telling some kid about these bands and they stare at me blankly, then say, "OK old man."  Shoot I'm only thirty.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 15 years ago

    you get married, have a kid, become disabled, and have 1 or 2 friends in your neighborhood anymore..everyone suddenly forgets you when you used to have 15 people over every friday, now Im lucky 2 see anyone

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    elisabethkcmoposted 15 years ago

    just thought of this from another post
    
    embarrassing things can happen when you sneeze

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       Carmen Borthwickposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       or laugh to hard

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       rebekahELLEposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        
       
       the glasses come out at restaurants...

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          elisabethkcmoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          unless of course, you FORGOT them!

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    wesleycoxposted 15 years ago

    You know you're old when you meet a kid in his or her thirties that was born the same year you graduated high school.
    
    When I was younger I could fall down flat and jump right back up.  Now if I fall down it takes me like five minutes to get back up.

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    Every year at the doctor's there is a new test that you must take.
    20s- BSE AND Paps
    40S ADD Mamogram
    50s Add Bone density and Colonoscopy
    60s-70s Check every orifice and more often
    80s Forget it!

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    when you see a situation that someone thinks is earth shattering, and you realise it is really nothing at all..... you have seen so many things so much worse, over and over and over again....  oh to be young, with the wisdom of the elderly, that would be a dream come true

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    When a child thinks you had dinsoaurs for pets ( hopes Mark dont read this ) 

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    When you were raised in a small town that hasn't existed for 30 years (eh EK?)

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       Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhhhh Im mortally offended Pearldiver , fancy dissing the sausage capital of New Zealand besides they should have set  movie there , 'Out Of Tuatapere' well it worked for Africa

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          Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You Make sure that you're wearing Clean Undies then on your Filmy Debutie
          But I wasn't referring to Tuadeckedcameron or Tuahosepere...

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             Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             When you were raised in a small town that hasn't existed for 30 years  (eh EK?)
             
             Say whhhhhhhhhat ??

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    when kids ask you did you have electricity in your day?

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    JBrettposted 15 years ago

    Remembering when it was okay to drink milk straight from the cow.

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    myra636posted 15 years ago

    When the cashier ask if you would the senor discount and you are just turning 40. or ask if your husband is your son and you are the same age.

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    Remember the old milk jugs left at the front door?

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    Lady_Eposted 15 years ago

    When your sitting on the floor playing with kids and when its time to get up, they all spring up, while it takes you a good 5 minutes to get up and straighten your back. 

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    Stimpposted 15 years ago

    When your child doesn't realize they used to take our temps anally

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    When the last dance move you remember is the macarena.

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    Tell the same person the story twice

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    Sgscaleseposted 15 years ago

    Sorry to interrupt this banter with seriousness, but all this talk is "graveyard humor" to make us feel better about something that we've all been programed to think is normal. As long as we do, we re-enforce a program in our marvelous and powerful mind that has terrible effects. Top aging researchers are saying that aging is a disease, and we can cure it. I suggest we not play around with fire. What if we can really reverse the aging process and grow younger?

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       maudine_05posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Aging I believe is a natural process which we can never stop..but we can DELAY which requires a lot of work, thats why we have a lot of anti-aging products and operation are like mushrooms nowadays..promising youth but whatever we do we  cannot really stop it, it will come day by day...we just have to learn how to age gracefully... :-)

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    when you forget how to spell "getting"

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    Sgscaleseposted 15 years ago

    Maudine...That's what we've been conditioned to believe and so that's what we create. As her therapist, I helped a woman heal herself of terminal cancer by finding in her mind a powerful ability that knew that she was killing herself subconsciously by shutting down her immune system. Our mind is extremely rich and powerful but neutral. We must be its master or it will master us. My point is that we don't know, at this point, what we are capable of doing with the aging process. At the very least, we can slow it down significantly by replacing the old programs, like "senior citizen." with new ones like "60 is the new 40." I have always refused senior citizen discounts for just that reason. Take them and your subconscious will make sure you become one and quickly.   I personally find it much more exciting to find ways to grow younger than to accept the "inevitable." In my book, that's aging gracefully with authentic power.

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    Paradise7posted 15 years ago

    When you lose track of how many cars you've owned...

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    Tamarii2posted 15 years ago

    when another race call you ma

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    fishtiger58posted 15 years ago

    When you had your 33rd high school reunion and your youngest is still in high school. What was I thinking!!!

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    When you have to get a doctor's permission for safety to have sex

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    Miss Takeposted 15 years ago

    what was that, can't hear too well

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

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       Make Moneyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hilarious.  out of the whole thread this one gave me the biggest laugh.

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    NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years ago

    Gravity has become your worst enemy.

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    awareposted 15 years ago

    give up

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    me too

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    awareposted 15 years ago

    no i ment you know when you give up . on thanksgiving i visited my mom my dad picked my grandmother up from the nursing home that they had to recently put her in because of a stroke shes 87. i went out to the truck when she arrived to help her into the house . i just wanted to pick her up in my arms. but she asked for her walker and frail and trembling she took afoot  . as she scooted to the front door me at her side waiting to have to  catch her falling weight . she said this i aint giving up yet

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Your shirts are older than your twenty-something kids?

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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    aguasilverposted 15 years ago

    When you have more friends waiting for you in heaven than you have here on earth.
    
    When politicians look young.
    
    When your 20 year old son says 'Let me drive dad' - and you do because your bored of driving.
    
    and like the song goes "When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!

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    John Kounoupisposted 15 years ago

    .... when they stick a needle in you for a blood sample, dust comes out.

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       NGRIA Bassettposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LOL That's good.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    You look at the painting of the Last Supper and wince at your 'big hair' days

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    when eminem becomes annoying

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       Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       He always was.....

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    drej2522posted 15 years ago

    when someone labels you by the decade...
    
    didn't they used to do that in the 80s??

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       Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       The 1880's, yes.

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          baaah boom!

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             drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             comedians...full of them on this site!

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             Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    they start pulling your teeth

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       Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ack! Or, you have more hair in your ears than on your head.

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    K Partinposted 15 years ago

    When you go to the restroom, and forget why you're there!

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