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Can you break a penis? There is an answer

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    I heard on the radio today that indeed you can absolutely break the penis. 

    Do you know how and does it heal?

    Thanks

    Kimberly

    1. jiberish profile image72
      jiberishposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is it a real one?

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i think so lol

      2. Flightkeeper profile image73
        Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        Well, if it's as real as Obama's promises there shouldn't be anything to worry about.

    2. ledefensetech profile image71
      ledefensetechposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yep.  Maxim had an absolutely horrifying article on it about 15 years ago.  I still have night terrors about that article. 

      It can happen during sex if the girl is on top and it...uh...slips out.  Hit just right it can bend and break, just like a straw.  Apparently there is a treatment for this, but the author of the article I read didn't ask about it, he was too embarrassed.  It took months to heal and there was...ah...structural damage.  When he finally did go to the doctor, he was told that he should have come earlier.

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
        mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        My God, was that pun intentional "When he finally did go to the doctor, he was told that he should have come earlier"

        ROFLMAO big_smile

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          ledefensetechposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I do have flashes of brilliance once in a while.  Glad you liked it.  big_smile

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile  big_smile   big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    OW OW OW OW Horrible thoughts there...and nope no answers from me... lol that is just so wrong.

    Poor males!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I know

  3. Flightkeeper profile image73
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    Lyric, you really do have the most interesting titles for your forums big_smile

    i agree with Crazd, OUCH!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile  love a good chat.......

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    I'll have to come back to this one and see if anyone can answer that question as painful as it might be to read and find out.

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    It's called a penile fracture and it's a lot like tearing the cartlidge in your knee. These can happen often to a man but if the penis is erect during the extreme bending and it is bent severly enough it can require surgery.

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you go girl - ya hoooooo

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        lynnechandlerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        They did an episode on Grey's Anatomy where it happened to one of the doctors. I got curious and did some research after that is the only reason I know, and I'm sticking to that story, smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          i feel a hub coming on.

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            Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Me too! HUB it! I ain't tough enough to hub about it lol

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              lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              i'll hub it tonight

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            lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I think you need to get a room, gal!  yikes)

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            tomorrow

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lynne, your a hoot,I like you already

    3. Flightkeeper profile image73
      Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ooooh, cartilage, it sounds like it takes awhile to heal.

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Oddly, where are the men for these answers Hmmmmmmm

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      1974posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I just got back from vomiting in the bathroom thinking about a broken penis.  The rest will be here shortly

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    what about a domestic dispute break - OMGosh, did I just type that?

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    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    Good Question. lol

  9. 1974 profile image75
    1974posted 8 years ago
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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks but did you read that said "AND NOT ALL THAT UNCOMMON"

      maybe this was a mistake

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        1974posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You've never had someone "slip" and then say "ouch".  I can easily see how this is a common problem.

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    smile <<-- I'm blushing but can't find a blushing emot.

  11. Flightkeeper profile image73
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    It will be a hub bookmarked for emergencies I'm sure.

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    ooo lyrics gots the balls to hub it good for you. no pun intended I swear lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Maybe men already knew just didn't want us to know hm..

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    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    Can someone tell me what position was used that it caused a break?

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like to know too

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        They never did say well, more research.....

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      1974posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Normally occurs when the female is on top (according to scientific american anyway)

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        what about Scientific Canadian eh?

      2. Flightkeeper profile image73
        Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I guess when women are dominant we forget ourselves wink

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          ooops bad us lol

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I suspect when angry woman has it in two hands wink

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    lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

    In the Grey's Anatomy incident the woman was on top.

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    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    God forbid ladies, god forbid yikes

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol Misha cute pic...now wakey wakey

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Misha, you woke up smile

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Suddenly. Wasn't it you who kissed me? wink

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, not guilty I am afraid, at least not this time wink

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Umm, she soooooooooooo looked like you....

            1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
              mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Are you sure it wasn't a wet dream?? wink

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                lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Hmmmm............. smile

                1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
                  mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  LOL, now here's the lady to ask, she knows ALL about wet dreams wink

              2. Misha profile image76
                Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Sure I am not sure. Do you have any idea where dream stops and reality starts? I don't smile

                1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
                  mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Not being a man, not sure at all smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    can penis evvy cause any form of fracture?

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    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    This is one topic I hope I never see again. So it happens mostly when women are on top?-- are they doing back handsprings off of the guy or something? I'm a fan of the rough stuff but--- penile breakage is a whole other level.

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    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    Mr. Bobbit lost his willie entirely when his wife chopped it off for disageeing with her. lol

    For breakages: Do they still attach (tie) the splint to around their necks? hmm

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      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I thought he was having an affair which is why she chopped it off, however this backfired when he had it stitched back on again, then became a massive porn film star (this is true).

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    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    Yes it can happen.  It's basically pulling the penile muscles.  Sounds frickin terrible!

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hang on a minute, when I did my O'level Biology they taught us there were no muscles in a penis, and that the erection is caused by "spongey tissue filling up with blood which is released by blood vessels when the man is aroused", now they have developed muscles!!!!!! OMG, heaven help us females!

  21. starme77 profile image78
    starme77posted 8 years ago

    Why would you want to break a penis?

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Husband or boyfriend having an affair behind your back.... I would wink

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nasty girl. Thanks for letting me know in advance. wink

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          "Smiles innocently", well it is only justice being served Misha, not revenge in any way shape or form!!! big_smile

    2. drej2522 profile image81
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good question!

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    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Finally, something interesting in this forum!  Painful, but interesting....  lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol  lol

      1. starme77 profile image78
        starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Intresting - now theres a word for a penis --interesting hahaha smile

        1. lorlie6 profile image82
          lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Actually, when you've seen one, you've pretty much seen 'em all. yikes)

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Ummm, yeah, when you've seen a girl, you pretty much seen them all tongue

            1. starme77 profile image78
              starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Maybe I just don't see right

              1. lorlie6 profile image82
                lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Okay, I take that back, but honestly, ladies...

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

      owie owie owie that is all I can say is OWIE! Even for a girl that sounds painful. I'm sorry guys!

    3. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years ago

      PS. I never knew until tonight we even had a "Genital Issues" forum, who on earth came up with that one? (forgive the pun).

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Larry Freeman lol

        1. Beth100 profile image75
          Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Back in great form Misha!  lol

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Thank you smile

    4. jiberish profile image72
      jiberishposted 8 years ago

      So then, once it's broke do you put a cast on it or what?  smile

      1. Beth100 profile image75
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe a splint...like a finger or thumb (depending on size I guess)  lol

        1. Misha profile image76
          Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You just craft an implant out of an offending pelvic bone. *evil laughs*

          1. Beth100 profile image75
            Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Well, new definition for a boner!  lol

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          Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lmao now there is a painful thought...splinting the poor broken penis..

    5. Christoph Reilly profile image75
      Christoph Reillyposted 8 years ago

      Oh. I thought this was break a penis like you break a wild horse. You know, so you can ride it. I know the answer to that one.

    6. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
      mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years ago

      I broke my Husband's once, but a baseball bat as a splint soon sorted it out big_smile big_smile big_smile

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      buffalo wingposted 8 years ago

      i don't know if you can break it , but i recently found out what they do if you take viagra and get an erection that last for too long--they lance it and drain it--think i'd prefer to stay a softy

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        mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You should write a hub on that one, it might help stop all the Viagra junk mail they send out via email. smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOL smile  smile

      2. Flightkeeper profile image73
        Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I have to ask.  What are they draining?

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Blood I would think as that is what causes the erection, are you a closet vampyre then??? big_smile big_smile big_smile

          1. Flightkeeper profile image73
            Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Okay, I was wondering. I was thinking that the Viagra was causing some weird chemical reaction....

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      lynnechandlerposted 8 years ago

      Eww, Ew and Ew

    9. Beth100 profile image75
      Beth100posted 8 years ago

      We've gone from broken to wet (is that possible if its broken?) to soft (can the pain allow it to be soft?) to a million Ewes and Owies and Ouch!  So, any other stimulating thoughts???  lol

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        mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        If broken I am guessing "stimulating" is the last thing they need big_smile

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        Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yep I have one OUCHIE! HAHAHA

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      buffalo wingposted 8 years ago

      but if i do get one that lasts for 4 hours as the commercial says--look out cause i'm gonna make the most of it before that trip to the ER

    11. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 8 years ago

      I do not even want to know! Youch!!!

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      buffalo wingposted 8 years ago

      and you thought a broken heart was hard to mend  !!

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      poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

      GO EASY ON YOUR MEN GIRLS.................

      It can be fractured, but no bones there, so can't break it.  Any nurses with funny stories from casuality..... there must be some i would say.  You know hell has no fury like a womans scorn

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      buffalo wingposted 8 years ago

      no worries here. it is hard to break a short stick in half

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      philip carey 61posted 8 years ago

      There's got to be a better way to get on Oprah....

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LOL smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      Any of you men been broken or fractured?  I was just told by my buddy that men know this but don't share it with women and couldn't tell me why.  Honestly it's not something I would share as well.  hmmmmm......  smile

    17. Helen Cater profile image80
      Helen Caterposted 8 years ago

      Maybe a hammer might break it. It has no bone structure, which is surprising seeing as most men call it a boner lol.

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      Adnan Habibposted 8 years ago

      See, how much ladies have interest on this topic? big_smile.. most of the posts are from them...big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I noticed this as well hmmmm....

        1. manlypoetryman profile image76
          manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I hope they're not on the Warpath...!

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            prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      It's the cartilage that breaks - ouch OMG!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      I don't know what I'd do if I was having sex and my partners penis broke - what do you do?  This is what we women need to find out.

      I am so hubbing this tomorrow  smile

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        philip carey 61posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You say, "I suspected you were a broke dick when you didn't pay for the movie..."

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      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

      OUCH, if my partners penis broke while making love, I will try to glue it and continue....good day to all!

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        superglue for sure big_smile

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image96
          mistyhorizon2003posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Or very strong hold hairspray smile

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            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            great idea

      2. Helen Cater profile image80
        Helen Caterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Great tip...Always have super glue by the bed..just in case.

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      can a penis break in more than one spot at the same time ?

      1. steffer profile image59
        stefferposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        hope not smile
        would be pretty bad for the sexlife i guess.

        1. Helen Cater profile image80
          Helen Caterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I'm sure you would have no trouble..with or without broken penis.

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        Flightkeeperposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Good God!

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          lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          oh my god

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      bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

      I've heard of that.  I guess it happens if it gets bent hard while erect.  One of the large blood vessels can rupture, and it swells up and requires surgery to be repaired. 

      The thought just scares me!

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      lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

      Can Viagra increase the risk of breakage?  hmmm....

    25. steffer profile image59
      stefferposted 8 years ago

      Who knows
      am not going to try tough
      don't need it either wink

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        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        for some reason I gathered that  big_smile  big_smile

    26. Eaglekiwi profile image80
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

      Change ya radio station lol

      (Its not a bone )

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      mosfar2009posted 8 years ago

      Hahaha!!! looool! At last something to laugh about. I was beginning to think these forums are all about people bashing each other. Or is it only in the religious forum that there is constant warfare..
      Though I think we need more men to address this topic!

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      BodybuildingBuddyposted 8 years ago

      This Thread makes me uncomfortable.  hmm

      Is this what they call "sympathy pains"?

    29. jadon662 profile image57
      jadon662posted 7 years ago

      That sounds very painful! But as much as it sounds painful, the penis can bend quite significantly without damaging tissue!

      1. calpol25 profile image70
        calpol25posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        it can be dislocated it was on the tv ages ago

     
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