Pick a girlfriend/boyfriend from Hubs

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  1. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    WOW!!!!
    Thank you guys !!
    You made my day !!!!!
    tongue

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    LOL Tis true! and furthermore, that new glass spider thing hubber is a good chill just waiting to crawl up somebodies spine, like mine! ewwww I am not liking spiders. LOL

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I wonder who this spider is. I fanned him/her because I like her/his posts.

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
        TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'm a girl Spider. :-D Not that it's very easy to tell.

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol
          Then don't bite me ! lol

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Wasn't too sure...

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I like the posts as well, but I get a chill upon the viewing of the avatar. LOL

  4. TheGlassSpider profile image63
    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    Perhaps this new avatar will give you less of the creeps. ;-) I promise, I only bite if you ask me to...

    unless you deserve it. ;-)

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      before you bite me, I want to know your gender.

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
        TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        *thinks the lovely tantrum might not accept love bites from girl Spiders* :-(

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          blatvaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ;D  I'll accept bites from girl spiders

          1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
            TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yay! Perhaps you'll find me crawling up your web sometime to leave a tiny, tender, love mark someplace hidden. :X

            1. myownworld profile image72
              myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              the guys ought to enjoy this....!

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                Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                we are.

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              blatvaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              ^^  sounds like a plan.

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      woman.  wink  ive met spiders before.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Hmmm, this one is just as mysterious. big_smile

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    It still chills me! LOL And I know what female spiders do to their lovers. Do you know the wonderful Portia? Coolest of your species.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL some of us are not brain-eaters. But Portias are fun. I'm also intrigued with Dolomedes Triton. They're pretty and mysterious.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I like where this is going....

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    I only accept bites from habee and tantrum.

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yikes why only them?? pure favoritism I say....!

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        ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL No it is not, they are the only ladies willing. I think. You may bite me as well if you'd like. Now I must leave, drama at home with the oldest son's arrival. See y'all later.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    The lines are forming albeit fuzzily......

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile (I bet ral's busy being bitten!)

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Yeah, cause he's not twice shy ... lol

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol!

      enjoy the drama ral...ah the joys of parenthood....!

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Later Ral!

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    blatvaposted 14 years ago

    Bye Ral! I'll bite cha big_smile

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    who picked me?  nobody?  pick me! pick me!

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      *Hands you a piece of paper* I got this from some guy in the back row......

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        could you read it to me?

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Survey says! : Mr. Right. big_smile

    2. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Picks mega. *offers her a lei and a mixed drink with a little umbrella on it*

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        gee thanks - its a virgin mai tai isn't it?  I can't have alcohol yet!

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
          TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh! Oh...*shuffles around, swaps for the virgin drink* *mumbles....so much for gettin' her drunk...*

          *presents mega with a Virgin Mai Tai* Here you go...of course, it's virgin. Heh. heh.

    3. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      mega,

      I picked you earlier, it's your personality. Although I think you're not really that tough.

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        you did?  and flattery gets you my vote!  even though our relationship would probably be stormy since we don't agree on most things?  do we?  I don't remember from one day to the next what anybody says on these forums!  Maybe its because to me its ALL fantasy!  and no, I'm not tough at all, but I am fast - therefore, the CHEETAH!

        1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
          Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          mega,

          I always speak honestly. IfI say something, I've given my word. Years ago I would have kept you until you begged to leave.

  14. TheGlassSpider profile image63
    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    Yes, it's always fun to stir up a lil somethin' somethin'...It's a shame I'm in the middle of my work day and can only skitter back and forth intermittently.

    Building webs is time-consuming, you know. But a gal's gotta eat.

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thank goodness, I'm bigger than you. big_smile

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
        TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        How do you know? ;-)

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Unless you are an Elephant Spider then this Sheep is pretty well safe. lol

          1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
            TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Well...I guess you're probably right then.

            But you know, sometimes it's fun to imagine that I'm a huge alien spider. Or a spider that grew to fabulous size because of some government experiment. Us spiders watch your movies too, you know. ;-)

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Oh(shivers) You DO have a point there...

              1. myownworld profile image72
                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                guess the fun's over guys!! yikes

                1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
                  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  LOL I was having fun! LOL

            2. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              see that 50's movie "TARANTULA"  relative of yours?

              1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
                TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Well, that was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's 8,000th cousin 30 times removed.

                That side of the family was always getting into trouble.

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                  Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, I'd be angry if tiny hairless monkeys kept nuking me too.

                  1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
                    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Well, yes I suppose it was understandable, but two wrongs don't make a right. Us spiders get so much bad press anyway; it set our relations with humans back hundreds of years. Do you know fear of spiders is still in the top three most common fears?

                    *sigh*

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Oh no! Everyone left again?

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    at least that smell that was in here the other day is gone!

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, that was one heck of a smell. Do you have any idea what had to be done to get rid of it?

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        all I know is when I got back, it was gone!  big_smile:

  17. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    Look who's here ! big_smile

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    That compost heap WAS a bit over the top.....

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah. You were warned about the compost heap, weren't you? And now look. Spiders ten feet tall AND wearing high heels.

      Only from your garden. We should have known. ;-)

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        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        High heels? The ten inch ones?....

        1. myownworld profile image72
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ah...back to fantasy...!

        2. TheGlassSpider profile image63
          TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hehehe...you know it.

  19. myownworld profile image72
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    * MOW sprays clean the place...dusts around...pats everything in place...

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Wow...even virtually clean. That's awesome. *gives MOW the cleanest virtual space award*

      1. myownworld profile image72
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        * wonders if she should dust the spider webs.....hmm
        decides to make an exception...this one's way too nice! smile

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
          TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yay! Thank you...I'll make sure to just keep them over here in this one little corner.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    wasn't me.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    child-proof umbrella too

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      don't have to child-proof things for me, I'm at least as clever as those republicans over there!  hehehehe big_smile:

  22. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I will report all of you for indecency ! mad


    lol

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yikes don't tell me...you're one of them now!!!  those 3 days! what did they to do you????

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Ah !!!!!!
        you'll never know !! (sarcastic laugh )
        lol

  23. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    lol

  24. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Hi there. big_smile

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi there! *happy waving display of four front legs*

      I know I keep popping in and out...that's part of the mystery. You never know when Spider will be here. ;-)

      1. myownworld profile image72
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        yikes four hairy legs....10 inch heels...!! now that should give you sleepless nights denno!

  25. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    yeh - I heard they were all druggies - ingesting potions that get them in trouble everytime!  You're not gonna do that are you? because I'll have to clear out of another forum if that happens!  that tarantula's legs were hairier than my sister's when she didn't shave for a month that time she broke her leg! big_smile:

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG...that really made me laugh. You must have known them.

      I'm a clean Spider. And not a particularly hirsute one.

  26. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I eat almost everything !big_smile

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      *backs into the web as far as she can* Erp.

      I love you Tantrum. You wouldn't...just...eat me.

      Would you?

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I said: Almost everything.
        Girls are not in my menu ! big_smile

        1. myownworld profile image72
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          whew...! relief to know...!

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      tan,

      I'll take this up a notch for those getting bored. But do you swallow what is in your mouth?

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Oh, the visual....

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Made me hungry. big_smile

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I'll need to see the lineup again? big_smile

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What! You mean there's some contest between my legs and maggots eating through meat??

      Maybe I shouldn't be so upset that tantrum ate half of you. ;-)

  30. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    denno - you already picked me, remember?  and I picked you, motricio, hmrjmr, that other cowboy - in fact, all the cowboys, even manly, (and his tractor)  and a couple of the girls, too, (they know who they are)  now have I forgotten anything?  or am I still hiding anything?  possibly - so what the hell  - I love everybody!

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ((((it's ok. mega...*hands her the pacifier)))

      1. AdsenseStrategies profile image63
        AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Nice use of American English wink

        1. myownworld profile image72
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile soother if you like!

          1. AdsenseStrategies profile image63
            AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Don't know that one. Gobstopper, maybe? No, that's something else...

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well now you have half Denno ! lol

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        let's see, half a sheep - I know! I'll clone him!

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    anyone know how to give a baby massage?  just a baby one? ahhhh!

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ask Will! wink

  32. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Will?  don't know about that - he massages the facts pretty well, but as for babies?  ya think?

  33. myownworld profile image72
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    lol

    1. AdsenseStrategies profile image63
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's the first time I've seen your teeth

      1. myownworld profile image72
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile it's because the gobstopper fell out! no, wait that's something else u said...!

  34. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago
    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    boo

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      now behave sheep...that's a perfectly fine tune!

  36. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    goo

  37. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    gah gah gah goo goo goo! ♫♪♫♪

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      even better! wink

  38. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    thats ok - now I've cloned him and he's good as new - soon he'll be showing up all over the place kicking up his little hooves and jumping the fences and and and . . .giggitying up a storm! big_smile:

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Whew! Thank goodness mega knows how to do that cloning business.

  39. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    lol
    that's what you think !

  40. myownworld profile image72
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    lol lol we're all crazy here!

    (hope u feel better mega! see u all soon! good to be back in the forums! xx)

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Have a good day!! *waves two legs in goodbye*

      1. myownworld profile image72
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        *shivers and laughs at the same time! (that too happens only in the forums...only here..!)

  41. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Yup. Good as new. big_smile

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      tongue
      i'll be hungry in a couple of hours ! big_smile

      1. myownworld profile image72
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        save a leg for me T!

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I will save a whole new cloned Denno for you ! big_smile

  42. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Good thing for Mega's cloning vats. big_smile

  43. TheGlassSpider profile image63
    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    Hmm...all this talk of eating things has reminded me that it's nearly lunch time.

    I'm getting all lethargic. Will have to go eat something...

    Be back in a bit.

  44. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Apparently I'm Solyent Sheep.

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      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      follow, follower
      hehehe

    2. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and as a shepherdess I really stink!  I've lost so many sheep by now can't even count em all.  'course, can't count at all, really, so . . . wwaaawwwaaaah waa waa  my poor lost sheep! Tantrum is looking a little muttony around the chops - a definite wolf!

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        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah....um, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask for the staff back.....uh, budget cutbacks and all...

  45. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    dam those other duplicate threads confused me. I reported on one and hope it gets closed. Someone else do the other please.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ...And just when I said something funny, too, ralwus...LOL.

      1. profile image0
        ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL Oh no! It is that chill again. A rabbit just ran over my grave. hehe

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
          TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hehehe...You don't have to worry about me. You can think of me as a liaison for human/spider relations. I'm working on getting an audience at the White House.

          Just disregard the very large web behind me. It's nothing. I just like a lot of room.

          ;-)

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            ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am allergic to spider hairs. I sneeze.

            1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
              TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Really? I've never heard of such a thing. It's a good thing I'm not a Chilean Rose-Haired Tarantula. Then you'd really be in trouble.

  46. myownworld profile image72
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    my head is spinning too! it's right above/below this one!!!!

  47. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Hello MOW. I would not mind having you as a girlfriend, that is for sure. Woot!

    1. myownworld profile image72
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      am flattered...but didn't you choose someone else in the other thread??
      ah now I see.....it's a trick by the guys to two time us! yikes

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        ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        No! I never made any choices, too many to choose from my dear. LOL Anyone is fine with me, 'cept for males.

        1. myownworld profile image72
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          *puts aside her petty jealous thoughts...and melts! smile

  48. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    This one is warmer...

  49. Wyo Bobby profile image58
    Wyo Bobbyposted 14 years ago

    I still have yet to pick someone...  Hmmmmmm

  50. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    just passing through...

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image63
      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Where are you going?

      1. profile image0
        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I was on my way to the other identical post when I bumped into a virtual brick wall. big_smile

 
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