Pick a girlfriend/boyfriend from Hubs

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  1. Cranoo profile image59
    Cranooposted 14 years ago

    If you had to pick someone from hubs based on the what you've learned about them here, who would it be? smile

    1. TamCor profile image81
      TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, I'll play....TOM CORNETT, hands down...sweetest, most charming man on HubPages!!!


      big_smile

      1. Sufidreamer profile image81
        Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Hey - hands off. Tom is mine...mad

        1. TamCor profile image81
          TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol   lol   lol

          1. Sufidreamer profile image81
            Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            How was New Year? Hope that you and the family had a good one smile

            1. TamCor profile image81
              TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              It was great, thanks!  We actually had the evening alone, the two of us--for once, lol 

              How was yours?

              1. Sufidreamer profile image81
                Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Must have been nice to spend a little quality time together big_smile

                Spent New Year at my friend's taverna - lots of good food, wine and whisky. Great fun, although I felt a little delicate the day after sad

                1. figment profile image78
                  figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  You're dreamy dreamer!!  smile

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                    cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    i love his sunny disposition and positive demeanor. the world needs more people like that. smile

        2. Tom Cornett profile image82
          Tom Cornettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          OK....Greeks are hot....American women are hot.  Hmmmmm? But which one can beat me...hurt me and make me write bad checks?  smile

          1. K Partin profile image61
            K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
    2. Diskobolos profile image57
      Diskobolosposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Definitely you. Your picture is such turn on.smile

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Paul Deeds! he's cute and friendly and helpful and the most powerful man here big_smile

      second is my secret crush. he doesn't show his face though on his avatar, just cartoons sometimes, but he's got a dynamite personality and charming wit. wink

      ...and then there's SufiDreamer and Dohn, both poetic visionaries, and they would probably be very sweet and gentlemanly besides! smile

      and of course The Captain, who could forget him.

      oh and darkside oh boy. his patience and quiet stealthiness are really interesting.

      and RyanKett. we would have a blast drinking espresso and brainstorming all night big_smile

    4. Friendlyword profile image60
      Friendlywordposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      PGrundy!
      But she left me...

    5. Robhastey profile image60
      Robhasteyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Bed is such a best friend!

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        kadhiraviposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        hai iam kadhiravi from INDIA

    6. prosmentor profile image61
      prosmentorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Please don't choose anyone just because of picture.

      1. Harvey Stelman profile image61
        Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        pros,

        Every does at one time or another.

      2. alonelysoul31 profile image55
        alonelysoul31posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        definitely yesssssssssss

    7. AdsenseStrategies profile image66
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I pick myself

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        lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

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          ilelahposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          i pick lyricsingry

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          kadhiraviposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          HAI IAM KADHIRAVI FROM INDIA

  2. wsp2469 profile image60
    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    I won't embarrass anyone . . . yet I have a question.
    We are disqualifying married hubbers, right?
    i don't want to break up any not-really-that-happy homes.

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      Wendi Mposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd pick WSP...I like challenges!

      1. wsp2469 profile image60
        wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I am so flattered!
        Would you keep showing off those legs?
        I'm a challenge?  me?  Sweet, innocent, shy, white-boy me?

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          Wendi Mposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yes WSP, you seem like you could be quite the challenge.

          Life would be boring without challenges though!

          1. wsp2469 profile image60
            wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Sweet, shy, innocent me a challenge?  Do you guys believe this?
            Honestly, i have plenty of challenges and would be happy to be free of them for the rest of my life for the most part.

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  3. itech profile image65
    itechposted 14 years ago

    I don't want to be get bitten.

  4. H.C Porter profile image78
    H.C Porterposted 14 years ago

    do we get to check yes or no if someone picks us???
    smile

  5. wsp2469 profile image60
    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    What if the goddess you worship lives in another state--like TX--and you know you are truly
    not worthy of her?

    1. H.C Porter profile image78
      H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol...
      that's a tough one, texas is like another planet, but i heard the girls there are cute as hell.
      i am sure your level of worthiness should not be a question big_smile

      1. wsp2469 profile image60
        wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I know one who is surely cute as hell.
        my level of worthiness should not be a question/
        Wow.
        You flatter me, my dear.

        1. H.C Porter profile image78
          H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile
          This question reminds me of high school

        2. H.C Porter profile image78
          H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          likewise sweetheart

          1. wsp2469 profile image60
            wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            So if we do this in Utah so Blonde can have more than one, how do you feel about lyricsingray or mighty Mom for the third?  Or are you one of those women who won't share?

            1. H.C Porter profile image78
              H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              My mother taught me to always share, just keep your eyes on ball, and if you cum with it leave with it wink

              1. H.C Porter profile image78
                H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Not familiar with Mighty Mom-but lyricsingray is a hottie...

                1. wsp2469 profile image60
                  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Mmmm . . . good.  She might not be a hot little redhead who knows her Beatles but she's got something special; that's for sure.  Mighty Mom was away but has come back again.  She's the one who always says she'll dress up as Super-girl.  Oh, wait.  She's married and married people are disqualified.

      2. thisisoli profile image80
        thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Just as well I am getting married to a texan lady big_smile

  6. blondepoet profile image69
    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    How many can we pick?

    1. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, look at you!
      How MANY!?

      So HP is like set up in Utah is that it?

      1. blondepoet profile image69
        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO I'm blonde and that just went over my head. Do you mean mormons? I got to have backup if one is taken you see, got to have your reserves!!!!

        1. wsp2469 profile image60
          wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          yes, you got it and yuo don't even live in America!

          1. blondepoet profile image69
            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Haaaa I amaze myself with my wisdom...lol.
            No I wouldnt want more than one at a time I am a one woman man, or should that be a one man woman.......
            But as I said you got to have backup....I do however have someone in mind.

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

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        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        well seeing as how some guys have picked out like multiple girls.  i guess everyone here is free to pick as many as they'd like.

    3. hubby7 profile image67
      hubby7posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You took the question right out of mind. Some of us have to do some catching up given Tiger's record.

  7. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    I'm happily married, but in hypothetical hubworld, I would pick:

    Ralwus
    hmrjmr1
    bearclawmedia
    carolinamuscle

    I love the personalities of all these guys!

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      ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Better watch out girl, it could happen. LOL I am not saying whom I would pick. I am married, but I see nothing wrong in having a spare to share my love with. I would have to go with an older one as to not be looked upon as a pervert, at least in her thirties. LOL And she must have double D's or more. hehe Oh, and a great cook that knows pecans.

      1. starme77 profile image78
        starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I think ya been watchin too much tv smile

      2. GoldiString profile image60
        GoldiStringposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Spill some more Ralwus. More clue pls. Haha!

    2. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      habee - You are a sweetie! XXOO cool

    3. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      For all the other Ladies I would point out That I am the only Single guy on this List! All requests will be seriously considered, Statehood or Nationality does not matter available for World wide Deployment! cool cool

    4. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      right, its not at all based on how they LOOK?  heh heh

  8. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    wsp, you have found a hottie that is smart too.

    1. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, blondepoet wants a back up but I figure if we do it in utah then men can have more than one woman.
      I know HC knows more about the Beatles than most girls I've met, that's for sure.  Plus she likes Kim, too.
      Maybe she'll like some other ideas I have for her potential sister-wives . . .

      1. H.C Porter profile image78
        H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        so what potential ideas am i to consider?

        1. wsp2469 profile image60
          wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Just, you know, certai select other hubbers as your potential sister-wives

          1. H.C Porter profile image78
            H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'm an open minded kinda girl-i can consider just about anything

            1. wsp2469 profile image60
              wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              just another reason to love n worship u!

              1. H.C Porter profile image78
                H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ahhh  big_smile  and that is just the beginning  big_smile

                1. wsp2469 profile image60
                  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  i am so tempted for more details but i won't . . .not here in a forum anyway just in
                  case there are other things besides you cook and clean

                  1. H.C Porter profile image78
                    H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    i have many useful talents and abilities

    2. H.C Porter profile image78
      H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ;D  big_smile   big_smile   ;D

      1. wsp2469 profile image60
        wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        see? word is out on you cutie

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    LOL she knows her G spot as well. BP is too far away, and I would die in her arms.

    1. blondepoet profile image69
      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL Ralwus I wouldnt kill you on purpose. My mother always told me "it's always good to go out with a smile on your face however".

  10. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Hi, CC! I see you're up bright and early!

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Morning Habee. My nose awakened me. It is now a faucet and my head is a balloon.

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image78
      Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I got up when I was dreaming I had to pee badly...figured I'd better smile My faucet is still running too, but a little less.

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Don't need to pee the bed huh? LOL Good for you then. Mine broke loose today and steadily worsened. It is almost raw now from wiping and sneezing and, well you know.

  13. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    My back woke me up a little after four, so I got  up and starting writing!

    'mornin', UW!

  14. cashmere profile image76
    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    I'm not in favor of long distance relationships...plus being married for a decade makes it tough to imagine being quite as comfortable with any one else.

  15. Dao Hoa profile image61
    Dao Hoaposted 14 years ago

    It looks like fun, but I like to bow out!

  16. TamCor profile image81
    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    That sounds great, Sufi...well, except for the whiskey part, lol...but I like wine! big_smile

  17. DogSiDaed profile image59
    DogSiDaedposted 14 years ago

    I'm not sure there's really anyone here my age lol tongue Although I'll see xD

  18. Bill Manning profile image69
    Bill Manningposted 14 years ago

    Well since I'm new and so many here keep changing their pictures I'm not sure who's a guy and who's a girl!

    I already asked out one hottie here, but she likes girls too, lol! Can't seem to find any here in Orlando, what's up with that? I guess I need more time to know who is who here. hmm

  19. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    This question is without equal, unfair. To ask us males to chose from the bevy of brains and loveliness permeating Hubpages is typically as inequitable and ill-conceived as requiring us to stay monogamous, at least one mulligan should be allowed, (this is a proposal, other wise how are we to confirm we made the right choice?) 

    However given the unreasonable parameters of this question, for which quality selections abound and apparently quantity is thus limited, I admit coveting these intriguing female hubbers for not only their beauty, but unparalleled talents. In no particular order, nor is listing exclusively limited to:

    Lyricsingray
    Sunflowerbucky
    AEvans
    Luciendasky
    Habee
    HCPorter

    And the list could go on and on

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ready, I wasn't 100% positive you were a guy! I was pretty sure, but without a real pic...I do LOVE your personality, though!!

      1. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Ah, I just didn't want to give away any secrets, and the avatar is me, in negative. It's my performance logo. But it's me, 200lbs of screamin steel and sex appeal,lol. And the feeling is mutual.

    2. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is the problem with getting involved with writers... the verbage alone makes one weak in the knees.. Ready - you made me blush and I'm not even ON your list! lol lol
      (of course, I'm out of the running being happily married anyway... big_smile)

      1. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You are now!

        1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
          ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks! I'm flattered...

          ...but I'm still not helping to take down all those Christmas lights! HaHa.

          1. readytoescape profile image59
            readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You know I hadn't thought of recruiting, but....

        2. AEvans profile image73
          AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Aahhh how sweet ReadyToEscape I am honored to be on your list. smile

          1. Harvey Stelman profile image61
            Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            AE,

            Did anyone say anything about getting involved?

          2. Harvey Stelman profile image61
            Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            AE,

            My feelings are hurt. I put you on my list with an explanation. Now I'm crying and feel worthless, thanks.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Don't worry Harv, you still have me.

              1. Harvey Stelman profile image61
                Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Ron,

                I was affraid of that!

            2. AEvans profile image73
              AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Don't cry I didn't see the list , I am happy that I am on your list too! smile

              1. drej2522 profile image68
                drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                AEvans was on my list too, Harvey...tis okay hmm

                1. Harvey Stelman profile image61
                  Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  drej,

                  Oh these women. I mean, OOOHHHH these women!!!

                2. AEvans profile image73
                  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I am sorry too! This thread is so long you can miss people. sad

              2. Harvey Stelman profile image61
                Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                AE,

                I'll try to forgive you.

    3. H.C Porter profile image78
      H.C Porterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      WOW- I made your list! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside-
      to say the least-flattered and honored to be among the beautifully talented women on your list

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    PrettyPantherposted 14 years ago

    I'm new here, and I'm spoken for, but if I were to imagine . . .

    carolina muscle for his sexy shoulders and arms as well as his humor

    Ron Montgomery and Shadesbreath for their sense of humor

    Ralph Deeds for his wisdom

    I'm sure there will be more as time goes on.  wink

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    So, a happily-married Hub GF/BF prolly wouldn't be a good idea? lol

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know... are we operating under a "what happens on hubpages, stays on hubpages?"

      lol

      I think I need to read back and review the rules. haha.

    2. readytoescape profile image59
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Seems to me such an arrangement works out wonderfully, no pressure to go elsewhere, a little “hubfoolery,” and then contentedly back at home with said happy spouse.

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe this is only for those excited by the "danger of being caught" then? lol I read recently that "facebook" was listed as a reason in 20% of british divorce filings this year. (no good source though).  Watch out! Hubpages could be next!



        "Hubfoolery" lol

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          Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I believe that qualifies as a sniglet. lol

          1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wow! I haven't thought about sniglets in years!!

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              That was my favorite part of that show....

          2. readytoescape profile image59
            readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Actually I think I may have to be proud of that>

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              You should.

  22. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Yeah, because what happens here doesn't get read by a few thousand people on a daily basis anyhow... lol

  23. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    well if i had to pick out of all the girls i know on here.  i would have to say that only two of them would get my vote if i could date any of them.

    Beth100
    B.C. Boutique

    however, if any of them felt the same way, might be a different matter entirely.  lol

    1. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, BC is another good choice!

      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        thanks, i thought so too.

  24. Gregg Biancci profile image62
    Gregg Biancciposted 14 years ago

    I haven't been here long enough to merit choosing by personality - so I guess I'll have to sit this one out.

  25. Miss Belgravia profile image60
    Miss Belgraviaposted 14 years ago

    As in the real world, I can't say for fear that he doesn't feel the same way and I would make a fool of myself! Which is probably the reason I spent New Year's Eve at home with my dog. But I know she loves me, so it was a safe choice.

    1. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing ventured...

    2. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So just nominate the guy as a good choice n not necc. yours.

  26. wyanjen profile image70
    wyanjenposted 14 years ago

    http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv19/wyanjen/glitternote18lt9.gif

    1. Arthur Fontes profile image66
      Arthur Fontesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Do you mean like or like like?

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You can't ask that... you have to get your buddy to pass a second, less understandable note in language arts class and then report back to you during gym. big_smile

      2. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
        Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        or do you mean Really REALLY Like? big_smile big_smile cool

    2. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like you - but you're a girl, I'm a girl and I'm not a lesbo - so we're going no where with this!  lol

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        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        So says you. big_smile

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          says me.  and any minute now I might get offended!  Also, it did not take the marines to get me out of the shower!  boy, do I have a great odor now!  smell terrific!  like head&shoulders!

        2. wyanjen profile image70
          wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          See, now you've got Denno's imagination running WILD.

          When I was a freshman, I gave my yearbook to a friend who gave it to another friend who had a senior sign it for me because I had a MAJOR crush on him and I was too shy to ask him myself.
          That very same day I sat next to him on the bus. I couldn't even say hi to him. lol

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I had a way with the senior boys when I was a freshman & soph - one of them was quite the hunk, they liked to be like my "protectors" but there was  a little more to it than that - aaah - gee its fun to reminisce - reminice? reminicse? ahh forget it@#**!

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              Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              So, Ooomph is not synonymous with good grammar.

          2. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wow... speaking of not knowing what people look like.  I have no idea how you look, but in my head, the whole time reading that post, you had a side pony-tail way up high on your head, too much eye make up and were chewing gum.  You took me WAY back in the WAY BACK machine that time! (I mean no offense by that... just reliving some very awkward years!)

            1. wyanjen profile image70
              wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              This was in the 80's, so add some pink legwarmers to your imaginary picture of me. And probably some bangle bracelets. smile

              1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
                ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this
                1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
                  ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  The one to Wyanjen was supposed to have something other than a quote in it.

                  I think it said:

                  I'm pretty sure the bangle bracelets were already there... maybe alternating colors of puffy socks though, instead of legwarmers.  Would've been late 80's/early 90's for me - Still horrible in the world of fashion though! lol

                  1. wyanjen profile image70
                    wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    True TS, although I do miss jeans with legs that don't flap around like sails when you wear them.
                    I take mine in to get tailored. Not to the 80's skin-tight at the ankles look, but still narrow. Remember skorts? That's how they make jeans now except they are full length tongue

    3. drej2522 profile image68
      drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like me...a lot

      wait a minute...hrmmm

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Where's the maybeso box? big_smile

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      there is none.  make a choice damn it.  there is no in between.  lol (Joke)

      1. profile image0
        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You've been hanging around Mega too long big_smile

        1. profile image0
          Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, i think so too.  lol

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    lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
  29. flread45 profile image60
    flread45posted 14 years ago

    I would not pick a person either way as one doesn't know whether these people are male or females.
    You could be accused of crossing the line!!!

  30. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    So, there are rules to passing notes too? I didn't get that memo.....

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      There are rules for EVERYTHING when you are in jr. high.  That's probably why I hated it so much. (That and teenage girls are just plain mean.)

  31. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Thought it up all on my own, haven't hit the scotch yet....but I'm close..

  32. Bredavies profile image63
    Bredaviesposted 14 years ago

    ohhh goodness.

    1. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      See?  bredavies here is a cutie, too, but i think she's taken.

  33. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    lol

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    1)  who is makeing these rules!?
    2)  what's wrong with having multiple online boyfriends - even if they don't even know that's what they are! ? ?
    3)  what the f is a sniglet?
    4)  what do you mean hanging around with mega too much?
    5)  who wants to fool around? 
    6)  if he can write, spell most of the time, and make a good little joke now and then, he's gonna be in my virtual harem, whether he likes it or not!

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      BWAH HA HA HA!!!
      Its a good thing I wasn't drinking... I'd be cleaning my computer monitor right now!

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And the Ooomph machine has been fixed!

    3. habee profile image92
      habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, Mega, me likes the virtual harem idea!!

      1. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Can I join, as a hunt and peck typist, I can spell but my fingers can’t.

        It seems my hunter is not as good as my pecker.

        1. readytoescape profile image59
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oops! Did I type that outloud?

        2. wyanjen profile image70
          wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Typing is easier when you are using both hands smile

          1. readytoescape profile image59
            readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am one on the keyboard, the other on the.........scotch glass

          2. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'm not sure Ready is using his hands at all!
            You know, that could be part of the problem, I can't imagine it improves accuracy.

    4. wsp2469 profile image60
      wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, virtual is okay but I was trying to help this impossible choice situation by disqualifying married folks.

    5. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm down for that Mega and seein as how I'm a gifted multi skilled paid professional; with an attached flavor saver I volunteer for as many Harems as needs dictate, I will forthrightly and steadfastly do my duty as I see it, send me a picture of you naked! cool

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        you first!  once I've seen you naked I'll know better whether the harem idea is a good one! lol

        1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
          Hmrjmr1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          somebody tell me how to put a picture here!  big_smile
          See and I'm not afraid to ask for directions when I drive, big_smile big_smile though I rarely need them.cool

  35. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    I have found it is always better to introduce your wife to your girlfriend, then to just let them find out about one another, which always happens. There is usually less yelling and hitting…. and if there is you’re not involved.

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ok, that time I WAS drinking.  Dam*it.  Now I have to find something to mop the keyboard with...

      1. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry, just repeating lessons learned for the benefit of others

    2. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      of course there's always the chance they'll like each other better than either of them like you!!!!  big_smile:

      1. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yes but jumping in the pile is fun, atleast once.

      2. profile image0
        Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Giggity.

  36. yoshi97 profile image57
    yoshi97posted 14 years ago

    PrettyDarkHorse and Cosette ... They both have charisma, spunk, and warm hearts ... but as I could only be true to one person and it's difficult to chose between the two I would need to remain unattached to either ...

    And so I will keep my current miss. smile

    1. wyanjen profile image70
      wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And she is a lucky miss smile

  37. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I love that image "jumping in the pile"  - man, I'm going back in the shower!!! lol

    1. wyanjen profile image70
      wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I was enjoying that image myself

  38. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    I need a shower now.

  39. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    It is also quite interesting as when you, as the jumper, become the jumpee......much fun......for awhile, then the yelling starts.....that or the wine bottles start flying

  40. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    Alright... something is definitely going on with my posts. I keep having to edit them and only parts show up... WTH?!

  41. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Thinking of women in legwarmers walking like Egyptians.....

  42. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Well, words with a P in them may be more accurate. lol

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  43. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    Ok, I really must stop... I don't even know you all that well yet! I usually save my gutter humor for AFTER I make a first impression. lol

    1. profile image0
      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I believe you are currently working your way through your third impression. lol

      1. wyanjen profile image70
        wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  44. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Okay it may be time to leave the forums and go to the bar, since my hunter is taking so much abuse, I’m gonna go use it before it gets broke.

    Haven’t done that introduction thing in a while, and since history has the tendency to repeat itself why fight it?

  45. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Happy New Year all, gonna go try to give mine a little drama

    1. wyanjen profile image70
      wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      HNY have a good time

  46. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Okay, folks I'll tone it down a bit as well; I like it here. big_smile

  47. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Shoulder pads are back I see. Take it easy Ready!

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Shoulder pads should only be worn by athletes. ugh. smile
      (I'm relatively small, and they make my shoulders look way too close to my ears...)

  48. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    Happy New Year Ready! Enjoy the drama...er.. bar.

  49. profile image0
    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Hmm, big gap there big_smile

  50. ThoughtfulSpot profile image70
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    I'm going to have to run myself soon.
    Take care all!

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image61
      Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      thoughtful,

      I'm older so I don't know new things. Has G turned into thoughtful?

 
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