It's the 21st of December 2012 here right now..... and no apocalypse in sight
You guys are literally 'Backward!!!!!'
It is currently 10.45 hours into Doomsday here... and only Mayan Tour Operators and Souvenir Salesmen along with 41 Aussies are ass-uming the 'kissyourbuttgoodbye' doomsday pose, waiting, waiting, waiting for the event!
I do feel sorry for the Aussies who have spent the entire day so far, with their lips puckered up to their tail feathers.... Sheeesh, if the wind changes, they'll be stuck where they are and end up really having a problem talking without a speech impediment, as well as changing their socks!
Ass-uming not quite right as you love to confuse us Aussies with 'Mericans and their hell bent death wish apocalyptic nonsense mayhem
Hey, we didn't vaporize. Whoo Hoo let's party like it's 1999
Still 45 minutes to go here in SA. O dear me different times in different places in the world. How is the end of the world going to know when to strike and be on time!! LOL
Midnight, GMT. Even asteroids and ET's know that much!
A Record of the Year of Infection: The dead start rising early in 2012, and soon the plague has spread across much of North America. And corporate greed has ensured that you can become a zombie Being a worldwide traveler my amused system is amazing and will be the last to die, which includes plan B and C for back up.
It’s most likely American greatest pass time is lying. I don’t lie because I don't fear anyone. Ones only lies when they are afraid.
Well it's almost the end of the world for me, went to supermarket to find Christmas goose priced at 75 Euros! Bloody chicken for me for Crimbo dinner. Crumbs those Mayan Johnies were good.
Mayan Rump Steak is really cheep everywhere today!
You might just have to kick it first though, to separate it from the lips used to kiss it goodbye!
What happens to the puckered butts when the next day comes? (Assuming they haven't been kicked.)
I'm pretty sure you get them in an anal retentive state, which means a lot, considering the cut and the use by dates.... besides, they can also be used as bookends if the thought of kicking repels logic!
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.
- T.S. Eliot
Ya know... If there is another existence, I would be fine with concluding this one. Just my current mood. It changes.
Sorry - the official End of World time is 1:00PM US Eastern Time!!!
What a lot of nonsense. The Mayans are supposed to have made a prophesy? Did they? Come on... If they were so smart at predicting things into the future, uuh... where are the Mayans now? Apparently they are mostly extinct as a culture. (There are some descendants apparently still.) And not blown away by any Cosmic apocalypse I know of. So the Mayans never saw that one coming.
Enjoy your peaceful Christmas and Holiday Season. Don't scare the kids. I mean that in a good way of course.
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, patriotic, slam bug net, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
If the Mayan calendar doesn't do us in, we still have the Fiscal Cliff to look forward to. And if that doesn't happen we have the 'Revolution part 2' when Obama comes for our guns.... If we somehow survive that, we're going to crash into that 'Debt Ceiling' and the Chinese are going to take possession of all our property which will then lead to WW3. The Eastern and Western world is turned into Glass and Africa unites and becomes the world Superpower.
If the Mayans can make a prediction... so can I
Great prediction. I'll have to call you Nostradamus 'cause I believe you will be correct.
Frankly, all of that would be far more exciting than just a big boom.
Just a glimpse at my next novel... and the sequel is even crazier... Zombies 'ain't got sh*t' on what rises from the ashes in the East and West where a top top secret 'Plan B' takes form. That's where the persona's of the 1% were implanted on the T2014 chip and give rise to the chosen ones. That's right, bio-mechanical Androids, totally immune to the zombie virus; and the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of a young Australian girl, but only if she survives the Aussie / New Zealand war of 2015. Before the 2012 'Event' this young Aussie girl won the World Xbox360 Black Ops Tournament and awarded a trophy made from a rare crystal, the only known crystal that could 'turn off' the machines.
Tum te tum... will soon be 3pm here.... maybe I should go out for a beer later tonight... just in case...
tum te tum....
let me know when it all ends..
tum te tum...
time for a cup of tea...
tum te tum....
so boring waiting...
tum te tum...
3 hours and 36 minutes remaining till the Mayan long count comes to a close.
Still here, but apparently the end is 11.11am GMT - but so far it's Friday!!!!!
C'est Fini...... + 1.50 hours into Saturday 22nd
I hope you are all honest enough to ADMIT that you did have a little twinge of anticipation in the back of your mind! A 'what if' moment, a quick scan round the room for another to share breath with!
Enjoy this new beginning.... but make sure in 2013 you don't buy Insurance or anything else from anyone that will bend over backwards, just to kiss their own butt!
Here in India, only 5.40 hours remaining for 22nd December....
If you want to survive, why not sign up with the Navy and work in a submarine
+12 hours into the 22nd at the time of this post in Australia. Hope you all in the Northern Hemisphere are still there......
Only California remains. All the rest are already gone.
"Phew! Asteroid to miss Earth in 2040, NASA says"
I give at humans 10,000 more years, along with greater intelligence
I'm not sure if that could be described as Eternal or Internal Optimism
Aussie/Kiwi Wars sound an interesting prospect... Believe me.. THAT will never happen... I don't think the rest of the world (maybe other than Turkey) understands what war means to ANZACs...
Aussies and Kiwis forged a 1000 year pledge to each other, in the blood of our young men (Diggers) in April 1915 at Gallipoli and throughout WW1 in Palestine, France and Belgium... we are 'Mates' wherever in the world, we happen to be.... unless we stop to play sport against each other!
by Jeff Boettner 8 years ago
What if you only had 120 days left to live (2012 Mayan Apocalypse)? How would you spend your days?The Mayan Apocalypse is just 3 months away from today (8-22-12)!, which to me means nothing more than the end of their Long Count Calendar,.... but, thinking along the lines of "Carpe Diem",...
by Nell Rose 8 years ago
If the world was going to end in the mayan apocalypse, and you had one chance on a desert islandWhat would you take with you? You are only allowed one thing, and remember this is for life not just for the apocalypse! lol!
by shabarigirish 11 years ago
Do you believe world ends on 2012?
by ajaya-93 8 years ago
Will the world end in December 2012 and Why ?Please answer my Question as to why the World should end in 2012,if it ends in the First Place?.Also,Please explain your viewpoint.
by Jefferypalama 10 years ago
It won't. But if it does, please e-mail me in case I missed it. If it does happen, it will be a solar flash, which is the sun getting way too close to earth, then heating up too hot, and then traveling away
by prophet2012 10 years ago
oops, did you read the forum rules first??the grey box next to the reply box.<--------please read before posting.
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