It is currently 10.45 hours into Doomsday here... and only Mayan Tour Operators and Souvenir Salesmen along with 41 Aussies are ass-uming the 'kissyourbuttgoodbye' doomsday pose, waiting, waiting, waiting for the event!
I do feel sorry for the Aussies who have spent the entire day so far, with their lips puckered up to their tail feathers.... Sheeesh, if the wind changes, they'll be stuck where they are and end up really having a problem talking without a speech impediment, as well as changing their socks!
Zombie Plague A Record of the Year of Infection: The dead start rising early in 2012, and soon the plague has spread across much of North America. And corporate greed has ensured that you can become a zombie Being a worldwide traveler my amused system is amazing and will be the last to die, which includes plan B and C for back up.
It’s most likely American greatest pass time is lying. I don’t lie because I don't fear anyone. Ones only lies when they are afraid.
I'm pretty sure you get them in an anal retentive state, which means a lot, considering the cut and the use by dates.... besides, they can also be used as bookends if the thought of kicking repels logic!
What a lot of nonsense. The Mayans are supposed to have made a prophesy? Did they? Come on... If they were so smart at predicting things into the future, uuh... where are the Mayans now? Apparently they are mostly extinct as a culture. (There are some descendants apparently still.) And not blown away by any Cosmic apocalypse I know of. So the Mayans never saw that one coming.
Enjoy your peaceful Christmas and Holiday Season. Don't scare the kids. I mean that in a good way of course.
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam bug net, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
If the Mayan calendar doesn't do us in, we still have the Fiscal Cliff to look forward to. And if that doesn't happen we have the 'Revolution part 2' when Obama comes for our guns.... If we somehow survive that, we're going to crash into that 'Debt Ceiling' and the Chinese are going to take possession of all our property which will then lead to WW3. The Eastern and Western world is turned into Glass and Africa unites and becomes the world Superpower.
Just a glimpse at my next novel... and the sequel is even crazier... Zombies 'ain't got sh*t' on what rises from the ashes in the East and West where a top top secret 'Plan B' takes form. That's where the persona's of the 1% were implanted on the T2014 chip and give rise to the chosen ones. That's right, bio-mechanical Androids, totally immune to the zombie virus; and the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of a young Australian girl, but only if she survives the Aussie / New Zealand war of 2015. Before the 2012 'Event' this young Aussie girl won the World Xbox360 Black Ops Tournament and awarded a trophy made from a rare crystal, the only known crystal that could 'turn off' the machines.
I'm not sure if that could be described as Eternal or Internal Optimism
Aussie/Kiwi Wars sound an interesting prospect... Believe me.. THAT will never happen... I don't think the rest of the world (maybe other than Turkey) understands what war means to ANZACs... Aussies and Kiwis forged a 1000 year pledge to each other, in the blood of our young men (Diggers) in April 1915 at Gallipoli and throughout WW1 in Palestine, France and Belgium... we are 'Mates' wherever in the world, we happen to be.... unless we stop to play sport against each other!
It won't. But if it does, please e-mail me in case I missed it. If it does happen, it will be a solar flash, which is the sun getting way too close to earth, then heating up too hot, and then traveling away
Many people seem to have some sort of faith in this? The Mayan calender many believe predicts the end of the world. (others believe they just stopped counting). I would be interested in knowing what your beliefs are,...