End Of The World..,.
You guys are literally 'Backward!!!!!'
It is currently 10.45 hours into Doomsday here... and only Mayan Tour Operators and Souvenir Salesmen along with 41 Aussies are ass-uming the 'kissyourbuttgoodbye' doomsday pose, waiting, waiting, waiting for the event!
I do feel sorry for the Aussies who have spent the entire day so far, with their lips puckered up to their tail feathers.... Sheeesh, if the wind changes, they'll be stuck where they are and end up really having a problem talking without a speech impediment, as well as changing their socks!
Lol PD,
Ass-uming not quite right as you love to confuse us Aussies with 'Mericans and their hell bent death wish apocalyptic nonsense mayhemHehe. I'm 'Merican but I get how ridiculous it is.
Hey, we didn't vaporize. Whoo Hoo let's party like it's 1999
- rgmg50posted 11 years ago
0 - Kathryn LJposted 11 years ago0
Well it's almost the end of the world for me, went to supermarket to find Christmas goose priced at 75 Euros! Bloody chicken for me for Crimbo dinner. Crumbs those Mayan Johnies were good.
Mayan Rump Steak is really cheep everywhere today!
You might just have to kick it first though, to separate it from the lips used to kiss it goodbye!I'm pretty sure you get them in an anal retentive state, which means a lot, considering the cut and the use by dates.... besides, they can also be used as bookends if the thought of kicking repels logic!
If the Mayan calendar doesn't do us in, we still have the Fiscal Cliff to look forward to. And if that doesn't happen we have the 'Revolution part 2' when Obama comes for our guns.... If we somehow survive that, we're going to crash into that 'Debt Ceiling' and the Chinese are going to take possession of all our property which will then lead to WW3. The Eastern and Western world is turned into Glass and Africa unites and becomes the world Superpower.
If the Mayans can make a prediction... so can IJust a glimpse at my next novel... and the sequel is even crazier... Zombies 'ain't got sh*t' on what rises from the ashes in the East and West where a top top secret 'Plan B' takes form. That's where the persona's of the 1% were implanted on the T2014 chip and give rise to the chosen ones. That's right, bio-mechanical Androids, totally immune to the zombie virus; and the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of a young Australian girl, but only if she survives the Aussie / New Zealand war of 2015. Before the 2012 'Event' this young Aussie girl won the World Xbox360 Black Ops Tournament and awarded a trophy made from a rare crystal, the only known crystal that could 'turn off' the machines.
Fabulous!
Can't wait for the screenplay!
C'est Fini...... + 1.50 hours into Saturday 22nd
I hope you are all honest enough to ADMIT that you did have a little twinge of anticipation in the back of your mind! A 'what if' moment, a quick scan round the room for another to share breath with!
Enjoy this new beginning.... but make sure in 2013 you don't buy Insurance or anything else from anyone that will bend over backwards, just to kiss their own butt!I'm not sure if that could be described as Eternal or Internal Optimism
Aussie/Kiwi Wars sound an interesting prospect... Believe me.. THAT will never happen... I don't think the rest of the world (maybe other than Turkey) understands what war means to ANZACs...
Aussies and Kiwis forged a 1000 year pledge to each other, in the blood of our young men (Diggers) in April 1915 at Gallipoli and throughout WW1 in Palestine, France and Belgium... we are 'Mates' wherever in the world, we happen to be.... unless we stop to play sport against each other!
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