End Of The World..,.

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  1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    It's the 21st of December 2012 here right now..... and no apocalypse in sight

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      You guys are literally 'Backward!!!!!'  lol

      It is currently 10.45 hours into Doomsday here... and only Mayan Tour Operators and Souvenir Salesmen along with 41 Aussies are ass-uming the 'kissyourbuttgoodbye' doomsday pose, waiting, waiting, waiting for the event!  smile

      I do feel sorry for the Aussies who have spent the entire day so far, with their lips puckered up to their tail feathers.... Sheeesh, if the wind changes, they'll be stuck where they are and end up really having a problem talking without a speech impediment, as well as changing their socks!  sad

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Lol PD,

        Ass-uming not quite right as you love to confuse us Aussies with 'Mericans and their hell bent death wish apocalyptic nonsense mayhem smile

        1. A Thousand Words profile image77
          A Thousand Wordsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Hehe. I'm 'Merican but I get how ridiculous it is. wink

    2. A Thousand Words profile image77
      A Thousand Wordsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      It'a party time!!! WOOT

    3. profile image0
      Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, we didn't vaporize.  Whoo Hoo let's party like it's 1999 big_smile

  2. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6082312_f520.jpg

  3. profile image0
    rgmg50posted 5 years ago

    Still 45 minutes to go here in SA. O dear me different times in different places in the world. How is the end of the world going to know when to strike and be on time!! LOL

    1. wilderness profile image97
      wildernessposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Midnight, GMT.  Even asteroids and ET's know that much!

      1. Castlepaloma profile image75
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Still no zombies.

        1. Michele Travis profile image69
          Michele Travisposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          heavy sigh.....no zombies:(

          1. Castlepaloma profile image75
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Zombie Plague
            A Record of the Year of Infection: The dead start rising early in 2012, and soon the plague has spread across much of North America. And corporate greed has ensured that you can become a zombie  Being a worldwide traveler my amused system is amazing and will be the last to die, which includes plan B and C for back up.

            It’s most likely American greatest pass time is lying. I don’t lie because I don't fear anyone.  Ones only lies when they are afraid. 

  4. profile image0
    Kathryn LJposted 5 years ago

    Well it's almost the end of the world for me, went to supermarket to find Christmas goose priced at 75 Euros!  Bloody chicken for me for Crimbo dinner.  Crumbs those Mayan Johnies were good. tongue

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Mayan Rump Steak is really cheep everywhere today!  tongue

      You might just have to kick it first though, to separate it from the lips used to kiss it goodbye!  sad

      1. profile image0
        Kathryn LJposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        What happens to the puckered butts when the next day comes?  (Assuming they haven't been kicked.)

        1. Pearldiver profile image81
          Pearldiverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          I'm pretty sure you get them in an anal retentive state, which means a lot, considering the cut and the use by dates.... besides, they can also be used as bookends if the thought of kicking repels logic! smile

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            Kathryn LJposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile big_smile big_smile

  5. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    This is the way the world ends.

    This is the way the world ends.

    This is the way the world ends.

    Not with a bang but a whimper.

    - T.S. Eliot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQX4N5mt_Yg

  6. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Ya know... If there is another existence, I would be fine with concluding this one. Just my current mood. It changes.

  7. SimeyC profile image96
    SimeyCposted 5 years ago

    Sorry - the official End of World time is 1:00PM US Eastern Time!!!

  8. Cheeky Girl profile image71
    Cheeky Girlposted 5 years ago

    What a lot of nonsense. The Mayans are supposed to have made a prophesy? Did they? Come on... If they were so smart at predicting things into the future, uuh... where are the Mayans now? Apparently they are mostly extinct as a culture. (There are some descendants apparently still.) And not blown away by any Cosmic apocalypse I know of. So the Mayans never saw that one coming.

    Enjoy your peaceful Christmas and Holiday Season. Don't scare the kids. I mean that in a good way of course.

    1. A Thousand Words profile image77
      A Thousand Wordsposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      They didnt make a prophesy. This madness is based on the fact that their calendar ended. Sad, really.

  9. wavegirl22 profile image40
    wavegirl22posted 5 years ago

    The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
    drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
    Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
    Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
    symbiotic, patriotic, slam bug net, right? Right.

    It's the end of the world as we know it.
    It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

  10. livewithrichard profile image85
    livewithrichardposted 5 years ago

    If the Mayan calendar doesn't do us in, we still have the Fiscal Cliff to look forward to.  And if that doesn't happen we have the 'Revolution part 2' when Obama comes for our guns.... If we somehow survive that, we're going to crash into that 'Debt Ceiling' and the Chinese are going to take possession of all our property which will then lead to WW3.  The Eastern and Western world is turned into Glass and Africa unites and becomes the world Superpower.   

    If the Mayans can make a prediction... so can I smile

    1. profile image0
      Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Great prediction.  I'll have to call you Nostradamus 'cause I believe you will be correct.

    2. profile image0
      Motown2Chitownposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Frankly, all of that would be far more exciting than just a big boom.

      1. livewithrichard profile image85
        livewithrichardposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Just a glimpse at my next novel...  and the sequel is even crazier... Zombies 'ain't got sh*t' on what rises from the ashes in the East and West where a top top secret 'Plan B' takes form.  That's where the persona's of the 1% were implanted on the T2014 chip and give rise to the chosen ones.  That's right, bio-mechanical Androids, totally immune to the zombie virus; and the fate of humanity rests on the shoulders of a young Australian girl, but only if she survives the Aussie / New Zealand war of 2015.  Before the 2012 'Event' this young Aussie girl won the World Xbox360 Black Ops Tournament and awarded a trophy made from a rare crystal, the only known crystal that could 'turn off' the machines.

        smile

        1. profile image0
          Motown2Chitownposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Fabulous!

          Can't wait for the screenplay!

          wink

  11. LeanMan profile image86
    LeanManposted 5 years ago

    Tum te tum... will soon be 3pm here.... maybe I should go out for a beer later tonight... just in case...



    tum te tum....




    let me know when it all ends..



    waiting..







    tum te tum...





    time for a cup of tea...






    tum te tum....








    so boring waiting...








    tum te tum...

  12. Evan Blenn profile image62
    Evan Blennposted 5 years ago

    3 hours and 36 minutes remaining till the Mayan long count comes to a close.
    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/maya?p0=5

  13. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 5 years ago

    Still here, but apparently the end is 11.11am GMT - but so far it's Friday!!!!!

  14. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 5 years ago

    C'est Fini...... + 1.50 hours into Saturday 22nd

    I hope you are all honest enough to ADMIT that you did have a little twinge of anticipation in the back of your mind!  A 'what if' moment, a quick scan round the room for another to share breath with!  smile

    Enjoy this new beginning.... but make sure in 2013 you don't buy Insurance or anything else from anyone that will bend over backwards, just to kiss their own butt!  lol

    1. profile image0
      Sarra Garrettposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

  15. thakurrajesh profile image58
    thakurrajeshposted 5 years ago

    Here in India, only 5.40 hours remaining for 22nd December....

  16. ocbill profile image57
    ocbillposted 5 years ago

    If you want to survive, why not sign up with the Navy and work in a submarine

  17. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    +12 hours into the 22nd at the time of this post in Australia. Hope you all in the Northern Hemisphere are still there......

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Only California remains. All the rest are already gone.

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        LMAO - Must be Red Dawn over there, have the North Koreans invaded already?

        1. paradigmsearch profile image89
          paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Actually, the triffids and tribbles divvied the place up.

  18. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    "Phew! Asteroid to miss Earth in 2040, NASA says"

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/21/us/space-asteroid-threat/

    Darn!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image75
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Happy Days

      I give at humans 10,000 more years,  along with greater intelligence

      1. Pearldiver profile image81
        Pearldiverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I'm not sure if that could be described as Eternal or Internal Optimism  smile

        Aussie/Kiwi Wars sound an interesting prospect... Believe me.. THAT will never happen... I don't think the rest of the world (maybe other than Turkey) understands what war means to ANZACs...
        Aussies and Kiwis forged a 1000 year pledge to each other, in the blood of our young men (Diggers) in April 1915 at Gallipoli and throughout WW1 in Palestine, France and Belgium... we are 'Mates' wherever in the world, we happen to be.... unless we stop to play sport against each other!  smile

 
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