Accept Jesus Christ in to your life today, Hell is real, Jesus saved. Only Jesus Christ can give you peace and joy.
You're in the wrong place- puke religion in the religious forums!
Maybe it reached critical capacity and the apocalypse is leaking into the general forum. God help us!
Oh God, the Religious Forum is BOOKED. Well, here WE are..........Where are YOU now? Give US one moment of your time. Where are YOU? YOU seem LOST.............We are here to get you on THE RIGHT PATH.............
Oh crap, AGAIN..........SHUT UP, leave me alone.................
Oh God, can't THEY at least wait until Saturday when I'll be OUT OF TOWN...........
LISTEN, you are ALL SINNERS, save yourselves before it's TOO LATE. We see HELL in front of our eyes and YOU ALL are in HELL. LISTEN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PLEEEEASSSE!
I told YOU to STOP ringing my bell and ANNOYING me with this........I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, KEEP IT UP, C'MON........YOU don't want to see my BAD SIDE, NO YOU DON'T .........
The hell's wrong with his head? He's got one horn coming out of his ear and another from the back of his head. And his mouth is too high up. And his torso is, like, a mile long. And those claws are too long to be practical on a humanoid hand.
This guy is the worst demon ever. He needs to take a lesson from Zodd the Immortal, who's only got one horn (left) and is infinitely more intimidating:
I can't believe your comment has landed in a place I have to read.
Didn't HP separate the forums out so that we don't have to even see this drivel?
But I already have peace and joy without Jesus? Did you purposefully lie? Did you lie for Jesus?
(Checks calendar) he's not coming back on Friday, is he? Cuz I totally have a lunch date with Satan on Friday. That could get awkward.
accept a cold beer into your life today,... stupidity is real and beer saves countless lives every day,... only a beer can give you a buz and thin your blood while helping you resist the urge to choke someone who desperately needs it,..... god,.. er uh,... beer bless you my son
Oh no, not ANOTHER one of these! Just when you thought there were enough, there seems to be......MORE.......told ya the world has become much, much stranger. Where IS the logic?
Yes, there is NO ESCAPING this whatsoever. I just can't believe this at all! Well, welcome to the Twilight Zone people.
IT CAN'T BE. Say it ISN'T so............
Oh, man............there's MORE!? Unreal..............
I am a Christian myself,but don't believe that this sort of thing helps our cause at all. It just reinforces the stereotype that Christians are wild-eyed fanatics bent on forcing our beliefs on everyone else. If you want to persuade people to become Christians, show Christ's love in your life to others and only talk religon unless they want to. Don't do posts like this that turn other people off and make us look bad.
Let him/her be at peace. He/she is where HE/SHE should be. Each person responds spiritually, ethically, and/or religiously according to HIS/HER spiritual evolutionary level. The OP is where HE/SHE is supposed to be right now, so let HIM/HER be at peace.
I accepted a 12 pack of cold beers into my life over the weekend. Hallelujah!!
I think religion spam is still spam. No hubs, just here to sell God.
So atheists can have something to NOT believe in?? LOL
Someone doesn't need to follow (more like pick and choose) a set of rules set by a group of occupied Jews 3000 years ago in hope to be rewarded when they die. Religion has always been a burden on others and is an anchor on a progressive society. One should live a fulfilling life without being a slave to a false hope.
Dear original poster,
I, for one, am all ears...eyes.
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