Evolutionism the greatest story ever told

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  1. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    Wow, I never realized God was so stupid.

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Gos is such a loser that he uses hubpages 2 talk to somebody lol

      1. ElElyone profile image60
        ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Dear Tantrum:

        You said "I won't miss you at all. So bye bye God! Nice 2 meet you."

        Are you yet another double minded man?
        Saying one thing and doing another?

        You have not left at all my dear young man.

        Learn from me my servant, I do not do this.
        I never speak an idle word.

        You also said "I will find out who you are."

        I hope you do dear man, this would be of great benefit to you.

        I love you and will miss you because you are leaving.

        I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  2. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    I wonder how real believers feel about this troll impersonating their God?  You would think they would be raising hell about this obvious sin.  But no, they are probably enjoying the idiot acting as though he were.  Perhaps he can explain exactly how he created everything and why since he already knew the out come.  Besides, he should already know who is going to hell and who isn't.  Perhaps I should ask about my fate.

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think they decided to stay away because their god told them to stay away from "the devil". lol  Then at least for once they listened and I did not. big_smile

    2. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Dear Serpent:

      "IF"
      ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      Is an "idiot"
      Why ask him your fate my servant?

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      1. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I thought you already knew all the answers.  Gotcha!!

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
          Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Damnations man, you zinged God!

          1. ElElyone profile image60
            ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I did not ask you dear man, because I did not know.

            I asked you because you do not know and should question the reasoning of someone like yourself who would ask someone who you think to be an idiot about your fate.

            I asked you so you could answer your own question.


            I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו

            1. Randy Godwin profile image92
              Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Never heard of "idiot savant?"  Like I really expect you to be able to answer anything.  You suck.

        2. ElElyone profile image60
          ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I did not ask you dear man, because I did not know.

          I asked you because you do not know and should question the reasoning of someone like yourself who would ask someone who you think to be an idiot about your fate.

          I asked you so you could answer your own question.


          I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  3. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Maybe it would be best if everyone just ignored him, he may continue talking to himself but who cares?

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I think God is very funny, and as I'm a joker I will continue talking 2 him. not everyday you can talk 2 God ! big_smile

    2. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      People do ignore me. I honor the choice they make about me.

      They will honor my decision regarding them as well dear lady.

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  4. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years ago

    This is just like that book "The Shack".  I am really talking to God!  How cool is that? 

    Are you going to appear as Aunt Jemimah like you did in the book?  If I may Humbly request, could you appear as Scarlett Johansson instead?  I guarantee you will have my full, undivided attention.


    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/pongatari/johansson_scarlett11.jpg

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Her and Angelina are like the best looking chicks on the planet.  Maybe god should use them as ransom! lol

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
        Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I dare him to make them do a tag-team on me.
        C'mon Artist, I dare you!

    2. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It is good that man not be alone.

      Have I not made for him a beautiful woman who's ways, thoughts and beauty are beyond his grasp of understanding???

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
        Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Not mine pal.  I would grasp that understanding like a mother f***er!

  5. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 9 years ago

    If you want a break from the crap in this thread, pay a visit to the Landover Baptist Church website.

    It's religious parody at it's finest!

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

    And with all this talk of rebuking going on, why not send an email rebuke (e-buke) to someone who deserves it.
    It's automated rebuking at its finest!

    http://www.bettybowers.com/oprah.html

    Does someone you know need to be reminded of just how sanctimonious you can be?

    Take a moment to to let them know that they are Fake Christians who make both you and Jesus vomit! To send them this message out of Christian concern:
    (a) Fill in the e-mail address of the person(s) you wish to rebuke (remember to include their name so that the rebuke will have a charming personal touch that is the hallmark of all civilized discourse);
    (b) Add your name and e-mail address (so the recipient does not think that Mrs. Bowers is a Jehovah's Witness who speaks of matters of faith without invitation - or reason); and
    (c) click the SEND button.

    If you wish, you can also enter a message that will be included in your e-mail.

    After sending the e-mail, you will be returned to the page you came from! It's a miracle!

  6. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    I've often wondered, why didn't Mrs. God have Jesus?  Was she sterile or was Mary better looking?  How did God explain this to Mrs. God?  Did Mary giver her consent to the affair or was this a case of God rape.  There are so many questions I want to ask but you can begin by answering these first.  Boy, I can't wait to find out.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You idiot! there is no Mrs. God.  God is a playa.

    2. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Right here, Billy Bob.  With your omnipotence, why didn't you remember?

      1. ElElyone profile image60
        ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh that one?
        Why yes, if it had any merit worthy of my response you would have got one.

        First of all Omnipotence is All-Powerful.
        Second Omniscience is All-Knowing.
        Third Omnipresent is All-Present.

        I believe you were trying to use the 2nd on oh man.

        And 4th.
        Your question was nothing more than mockery and has no sincerity in it whatsoever. And I warn you to NOT accuse me of rape.

        Your lack of understanding will be henceforth left in tact.


        I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

        1. Randy Godwin profile image92
          Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Firstly, intact is one word not two.  Secondly you can't answer the questions anyway.  And thirdly, all powerful covers all three. 

          Why don't you give up dude, you keep digging your hole deeper and deeper.  I have been easy on you thus far and have just been having a bit of fun with you.  Why don't you change your avatar again and learn from your stupid blunders.  In other words, rise again.

          1. ElElyone profile image60
            ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Dear man:
            No, being all powerful is not being all knowing or all present.
            And rather than point out meaningless jots and tittles...(typo's)
            answer a Q or 2 eh?

            Proceed with your questions as soon as you answer these.

            I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן

            Which of my messengers at my command, cannot slow down the rate of speed at which he travels, faster than the speed of light (appx. 186,000 miles per second according to the measure of men) and change his appearance, his molecular structure if you will and look like one of mankind so that you do not even know he is my angel while he is eating dinner with you or walking on the road at your side? Or if I tell him to appear in his created form of glory and it not terrify men to fall on they're faces? Him having to appear in your physical realm because he cannot be seen with the eyes of mankind because he is invisible to them.

            Which of my angels cannot slay an army of men by himself?

            Which one of you mankind does not need air or sleep or food or water lest you die? Which of you can give life?

            Who among you has power over the body after it dies?

            My servants do not tell me what to do, where to go, what to say or what to write and all mankind are my servants. If I were to write one of these "hubs", the earth could not contain all the paper it would need. All the memory of the worlds computers would not hold my hub. I hold the life of all mankind in my hand. I stoop down to look at the sky, the earth it is my footstool.

            I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

            1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
              Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              You have yet the same "spirit" as another hubber, quietnessandtrust aka underhiswings aka armordfortress.  Have you stooped to this level, to dare be the voice of God Himself?  You are representing God Himself to everyone?  If anyone has anything to fear, it's you ~~~ you talk about fearing God, you better re-think what you're doing.  And another spelling lesson, god, "they're faces"?  That should be "their faces".  End of lesson.

              1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
                Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  7. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    ::walks in, takes a look around, oooh no thank you! walks back out::

    1. profile image0
      Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, the whole scene is a bit weird.  I'm following you...there has got to be a better place to hang out.  People are hearing the voice of God in their heads here...

  8. AsherKade profile image59
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    gee, I was gone only a couple days...this hub skyrocketted...how truly odd...what crazy shit you miss when you are gone...wish my stuff had seen the likes of this...

    http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img261/599/cray4427493dk4.gif

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Well yes it is rather interesting that a forum can go from page 1 to 11 in 24 hours.

      It depends on who is leading it.

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Then we will have 2 thank Randy Godwin, The Ever Winning God big_smile

        1. Randy Godwin profile image92
          Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Thank you....Thank you very much.  I couldn't have done it without my stooge er.. sqiggly marks or something.

  9. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    Of all the gods we had to get a dumb one.  Why couldn't we get one who didn't screw up and have to flood the entire earth.  And he made Eve who was always causing trouble.  She ate the forbidden fruit and implicated Adam getting them banished from Eden.  And before that she bathed in the river and since then we've never been able to get the smell off of the fish.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Sick bastard.

    2. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It would appear that the serpent to is blaming me for the evils that mankind does.

      The original serpent took his lumps and said nothing to me. I respect him for that.

      BUT NOT this Randy serpent, he does things that are evil and he blames me for them as well.

      You sound just like Adam, blaming Eve, men are like this, they do not want to account for they're own actions.

      That takes courage you see?

      Awaiting your reply my servant.

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו

      1. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        For a god your grammar isn't to good.  It's their, not they're.  Like I said, we got one of the dumb gods.  Now the FSM,there's a smart god.

        1. ElElyone profile image60
          ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Probably just like what happened with the 10 commandments after I wrote them, they got chipped in transit.

          I never cared much for spelling, that's why I just speak things into existence.

          Thank you and I see you have not answered of the questions.

          I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

          1. Randy Godwin profile image92
            Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            You never cared much for spelling?  You claim to be all powerful,but you can't seem to get the hang of spelling.  Are you a Southern Baptist?

            1. ElElyone profile image60
              ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Come now serpent, it is not wise to correct someones grammar when in this post from you, you forgot to put a space between the comma and the but.smile

              But alas you still have not talked about how you blame me for messing things up and that was about 6 posts ago.

              It would appear that the serpent to is blaming me for the evils that mankind does.

              The original serpent took his lumps and said nothing to me. I respect him for that.

              BUT NOT this Randy serpent, he does things that are evil and he blames me for them as well.

              You sound just like Adam, blaming Eve, men are like this, they do not want to account for they're own actions.

              That takes courage you see?

              Awaiting your reply my servant.


              I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן

              1. Randy Godwin profile image92
                Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                I asked you questions first dude.

                1. White Teeth profile image61
                  White Teethposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  God is using smilies, what is this world coming too?... it has been 15 minutes and I'm still waiting for my million bucks...God...you kinda suck...actually, really suck...give me my goddam million bucks...please...

                  1. Randy Godwin profile image92
                    Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this
                  2. ElElyone profile image60
                    ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    I do NOT answer to the small minded demands of men.

                    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

                2. ElElyone profile image60
                  ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  YOU asked me what?
                  That is the first time you said this, so what is it?
                  Strange how you bring this up NOW?

                  Find the post where you asked me 1st if you will?

                  Do you have any answers to my questions?

                  Does the serpent have a spine?

                  I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  10. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 9 years ago

    Randy Godwin,
    Take a bow.
    That's the funniest post I've seen for ages!
    you get the very rarely awarded trippple LOL lol lol lol

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ergo, my surname.

  11. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    Come on ladies, it was just a joke and it appears god has left the building.

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I have left?

      My servant, I cannot do this.

      I am Omnipresent.

      The real serpent knows this....talk to him.

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      1. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Whew, I was afraid you were taking a crap.  You know what happened last time you did that, New Jersey.

    2. profile image0
      Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Nah!  I don't want a snake like that or an empty flat-lined blue screen burbling ineptitudes anywhere around me.

      wink  It was a joke!  About on the same level....

      Seriously.  I've got other things to do--and there is always a reason NOT to post in the religion forums. smile

      1. ElElyone profile image60
        ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Then do as you say.

        I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
          Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  12. AsherKade profile image59
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    hey...I'm Southern Baptist and I won many a state-wide spelling bees...
    wink

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You are now promoted to Methodist.

      1. AsherKade profile image59
        AsherKadeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        my spouse would hate you...my spouse used to be Methodist...

        1. Randy Godwin profile image92
          Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Confession...I was once considered Southern Baptist.  At the age of twelve I was drafted into the Baptist church.  My cousin and I were told by the preacher to come forward during the invitation phase of the benediction.  We were young and the preacher hadn't saved anyone in in a very long time.  There were rumors of getting a new pastor and he was desperate to show he still had the touch.

          When everyone started hugging us and crying I felt terrible because I had no intention of joining the church.  The pastor was wrong to do this of course but pastors seem to feel they don't have to follow their own teachings.

  13. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    I need to make one thing very, very, very clear.

    I did not "create hell" for my amusement.

    Do men create jails and prisons to incarcerate the evil or the good?

    Are you not rewarded here an the earth for good and or for evil behavior?

    I do the same.

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  14. White Teeth profile image61
    White Teethposted 9 years ago

    God,..please give me a million dollars...I have two very good daughters that would benefit greatly...that is all..

  15. yoshi97 profile image67
    yoshi97posted 9 years ago

    I caught up on my hub writing, but I still prefer to watch the carnage rather than participate in it.

    Personally, my money is on the serpent, as he appears to be winning all of the arguments. smile

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      And you Yoshi:

      You still think I created mankind BEFORE I created the animals?

      Or that the account of Job happened AFTER Moses wrote the account of creation?

      I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      1. yoshi97 profile image67
        yoshi97posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Nah, I changed my view. I think your a bozo set out to create the longest religious thread ever that contains no real religious substance.

        Sad ... actually ... as this thread pokes the real God right in the eye.

        Oh ... and by the way ... I'm not an atheist, which explains why I capitalize the word God. I can believe in a superior conscious that created and rules over the universe, but I can't buy into all the things man tries to add to religion so as to tailor it to his own means.

        In fact, an atheist is more likely to assume the role of God and make him look like an arse, as you have.

        It's not the non-believers who should be here playing with you, it's the believers, as they should be offended by the mockery your words give to their beliefs.

        Ah well, wasted another forum post and I only have a few left until I need to write another hub ... so I'll save the rest I have left. smile

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image59
        Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Wow! I taught God how to spell.  I feel smart.

        1. Colebabie profile image59
          Colebabieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Victory!

        2. Randy Godwin profile image92
          Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't gloat Ron, this was one of the dumbest gods to appear on here yet.

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
            Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            AWwwwwwwww are you saying the artist is not THE God?

            1. Randy Godwin profile image92
              Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Dunno, I'm agnostic.

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
                Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Now I feel like I wasted a whole day.

  16. AsherKade profile image59
    AsherKadeposted 9 years ago

    why are you guys still contributing to this sludge????

  17. Mark Knowles profile image61
    Mark Knowlesposted 9 years ago

    We seem to have gone off topic here, so I will attempt to bring the discussion back to where it belongs. As I understand it, the arguments and proof against evolution go some thing like this:

    Argument 1:

    "I dunno wot evolushun says, but Adolf hitler was a atheist, therefore evolushun is a lie."

    Argument 2:

    "Some blogger said that a scientist said evolushun was wrong because it goes against the first law of thermodywhatsits. I dunno wot the first law of thermodywhatsits really says, but because something cannot come from nothing unless god says so, evolushun is a lie.

    It doesn't matter that the blogger was mis-quoting, and the scientist does not exist. I am on the side of god so I cannot make mistakes.

    Therefore evolushun is a lie."

    Argument 3:

    "Atheists are idiots because they don't believe the same stuff I believe, therefore evolution is a lie."

    Conclusion - I don't understand evolutionary biology and I want my children to be as dumb as me, therefore we should force the government to teach religious claptrap as science.

    Feel free to fill in the blanks if I got that wrong. lol

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image59
      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hey!  Quit picking on The Artist formerly known as God.

  18. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
    Spaghetti Monsterposted 9 years ago

    Don't pay too much attention to ElElyOne.

    She keeps coming making a nuisance of herself at the "Shiva's Arms," a pub where I and a lot of the other deities hang out and compare notes.

    We humor her a bit, and talk to her sometimes because we feel sorry for her.
    But we're getting a bit sick of the drivel that she comes up with. She, and a few of the other hubless, fanless wonders on HubPages are giving religion a bad name.

    Some of the more militant Gods here are starting to talk about doing a bit of Smiting.

    So far I've been able to distract them with the promise of lots of extra meatballs with cheesy garlic sauce, but I don't know how long this will keep working.

    RAmen.

  19. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    Come now you serpent!

    Answer these if you can.


    Who is this that darkens counsel by words without knowledge?

    Gird up now your loins like a man, and I will demand of you, and you declare to Me.

    Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth? Declare to Me, if you have and know understanding.

    Who determined the measures of the earth, if you know? Or who stretched the measuring line upon it?

    Upon what were the foundations of it fastened, or who laid its cornerstone,

    When the morning stars sang together and all shouted for joy?

    Or who shut up the sea with doors when it broke forth and issued out of the womb?

    When I made the clouds the garment of it, and thick darkness a swaddling band for it,

    And marked for it My appointed boundary and set bars and doors,

    And said, Thus far shall you come and no farther; and here shall your proud waves be stayed?

    Have you commanded the morning since your days began and caused the dawn to know its place,

    So that light may get hold of the corners of the earth and shake the wickedness of night out of it?

    It is changed like clay into which a seal is pressed; and things stand out like a many-colored garment.

    From the wicked their light is withheld, and their uplifted arm is broken.

    Have you explored the springs of the sea? Or have you walked in the recesses of the deep?

    Have the gates of death been revealed to you? Or have you seen the doors of deep darkness?

    Have you comprehended the breadth of the earth? Tell Me, if you know it all.

    Where is the way where light dwells? And as for darkness, where is its abode,

    That you may conduct it to its home, and may know the paths to its house?

    You must know, since you were born then! Or because you are so extremely old!

    Have you entered the treasuries of the snow, or have you seen the treasuries of the hail,

    Which I have reserved for the time of trouble, for the day of battle and war?

    By what way is the light distributed, or the east wind spread over the earth?

    Who has prepared a channel for the torrents of rain, or a path for the thunderbolt,

    To cause it to rain on the uninhabited land and on the desert where no man lives,

    To satisfy the waste and desolate ground and to cause the tender grass to spring forth?

    Has the rain a father? Or who has begotten the drops of dew?

    Out of whose womb came the ice? And the hoary frost of heaven, who has given it birth?

    The waters are congealed like stone, and the face of the deep is frozen.

    Can you bind the chains of the cluster of stars called Pleiades, or loose the cords of the constellation Orion?

    Can you lead forth the signs of the zodiac in their season? Or can you guide the stars of the Bear with her young?

    Do you know the ordinances of the heavens? Can you establish their rule upon the earth?

    Can you lift up your voice to the clouds, so that an abundance of waters may cover you?

    Can you send lightnings, that they may go and say to you, Here we are?

    Who has put wisdom in the inward parts or in the dark clouds? Or who has given understanding to the mind or to the meteor?

    Who can number the clouds by wisdom? Or who can pour out the water bottles of the heavens

    When heat has caused the dust to run into a mass and the clods to cleave fast together?

    Can you hunt the prey for the lion? Or satisfy the appetite of the young lions

    When they couch in their dens or lie in wait in their hiding place?

    Who provides for the raven its prey when its young ones cry to God and wander about for lack of food?

    Answer me if you can oh man.


    I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן

    1. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.  Don't you know anything.

  20. Bibowen profile image94
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    The Greatest Story Ever Sold

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Darwin_ape.jpg

    Our Father which art a fine cave man
    Hollowed be thy head

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      smile big_smile lol

    2. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yup - that just about sums up your understanding of evolutionary biology. lol Doesn't that go against the first law of thermodywhatsits? lol lol lol

      1. Bibowen profile image94
        Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Imagine my shock! Yea, my start
        at the reign of the emoticon art
        With words they can’t say
        so with pictures they play
        those smilies that reign at Walmart.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          LOL - You were the one posted the picture dude. You don't seem to be able to understand actual words, so there doesn't seem much point using them. At least you seem to understand cartoons and smilies. I thought that was why you posted this cartoon.

          Maybe if I used smaller words - do you think that might work?

          You bibowen - you monkey - very sorry - no god - too bad.

          How was that?

          If you like, I can teach you why the first law of thermodywhatsit has absolutely nothing to do with evolushun. It may be a struggle as you seem unable to grasp this simple fact. Oh well, a lack of education will do that to you.......  wink

  21. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    The total evidence for evolution, or even the empirical evidence alone takes religion to the trash can of thinking where it remains. No future for mankind in religion, as it restricts the capacity to think for self, and dilutes personal responsibility by having that put in the hands of the bad fairy, or the good fairy. Devil in the corner thinking is so narrow there is nothing left but hollow pleading quotes supposedly verbatim from a self evidently psychotic god.
    You call it scripture

  22. profile image0
    thetruthhurts2009posted 9 years ago

    Like suspected the atheist and evolutionist achieved an Epic Fail in making a real argument against my post, well because most of them didn’t even read it. They simply ignored everything resorted back to the same ol ridicule, mockery and name-calling. Typical if you know any atheist and I know it will only continue after I leave this forum. So you atheist go back to debating against what you call nothing. But if it's there is nothing why are your guys debating Christians? You’re right. Right? Wrong! Truth is you don’t know, but you have faith in your side. If I’m wrong you guys should be out enjoying that life of yours, Oh wait….but  according to you have been freed from the bondslaves(as they looking for quotes from the Old Testament regarding slavery) of religion, Why are you here, debating with religious fervor? Go out and enjoy your life leave us crazy Christians to our faith, Let us minister to those, who aren’t so “sure”  of themselves, but you won’t because you guys are so insecure that you have to engage in debate in order to convince yourselves. If you thought for a second your were right you would dismiss us Christians and go on with your life, but since you doubt Church of Atheism and it’s promise of nothing, you have to constantly engage Christians in verbal combat and when get into a tight corner instead coming up with an answer you swear, name call, and use BIG FONT.
    We disagree, I have a l great life Praise God(as they type “which god?”) because I know I’m right, you on the other hand are still in denial.
    BTW To Atheist 1, I really hope that you are fraud maybe an angry teenager with issues?  Using daddy’s picture(that would explain all the smiles) to gain friends and feel accepted. I hope so, but if are as old as the guy in the picture, I’m feel true sorrow for you, because there is nothing more sad then a dying atheist. Goodbye to this forum, but please continue to name-call and shake your fist at the sky.
    If you ever need prayer, please contact me.

  23. XTASIS profile image60
    XTASISposted 9 years ago

    Who is atheist 1 ? Can I be atheist 2 ?

  24. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    I thank you for correcting my spelling, I learned while I was here on the earth before.

    I was made perfect through the things I suffered. I was never disobedient though, that is why I was perfect, not because i did not learn, but because I did not disobey at anytime. But I did learn like the rest of mankind so I could identify with them and know them in the ways they learn. This is something I had to go through too.

    I learn my lessons well and do not intentionally spell incorrectly.

    I thank you for teaching me.

    I have a question for you my dear daughter.

    Have you found fault with any of the words I did spell correctly?

    My grace, mercy, peace be unto you and many blessings.

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

    1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
      Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      No, I don't spell-check people's stuff, because I rather discern the spirit of their writing...I'm shaking my head and you know why...

      1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
        Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this
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    Leta Sposted 9 years ago

    You know, I understand you are probably too delusional to understand this--you who are pretending to be God with no great irony attached--but your hubris is amazing.  You realize (and without irony) you ARE what you portend to be preaching against to everyone?

    Say three hail Mary's, say you are sorry, go to bed and don't do it again...  wink

    But you'll continue.  Meaning you should see a counselor, seriously, guy.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wait a minute. If there is no absolute proof that he is not god - doesn't this mean he/she is?

      That is how they usually proves His existence. It is pretty close minded of you to jump to the illogical conclusion that this is not god when there is no absolute proof of this. wink

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        Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Yep, and I'm good with that, too, wink.

        Maybe I embarrassed him into silence (and it IS a guy, too...I know these things), but I doubt it.  You know something is SERIOUSLY wrong when even the Christianists themselves are freaking.

        1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
          Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Yep, we're freaking.  All we can do is pray for Him.

          1. Mark Knowles profile image61
            Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Doesn't seem to be working so far........

            Is he freaking you out more or less than knowing you are related to bananas?

            On a scale of 1-10......... What are we talking?

            God speaking to you - 6
            Being related to bananas - 8 ?

            1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
              Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              1. Knowing the identity of ElElyone.
              2. We all eat bananas, even gorillas.  I have faith that God made us, bananas and gorillas.

              Here's a thought ~ do any evolutionists claim to be Christians?  Maybe God didn't make them and that's why they don't go to heaven...(she thinks sarcastically)...

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                sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Me thinks if your statement is so then there are two gods not one and zee christians have a problemo. lol

                1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
                  Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  There are two gods.  God, the Creator, and the "god of this world", the "father of lies".  I can give you Bible text, if needed, but this is a true statement.

              2. Mark Knowles profile image61
                Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Lots of "evolutionists" claim to be christians, and jews, and muslims etc.

                Generally - it is the ones with an education. wink

                1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
                  Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this
                  1. MontyApollo profile image61
                    MontyApolloposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    The Pope and the Catholic church have no problem with evolution. They consider it part of God's plan.

                    Many of the people that are most vocal against evolution are the people that insist the Earth is 10,000 years old (or less) and want to dictate what is taught in science textbooks.

                  2. Mark Knowles profile image61
                    Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    LOL

                    Man used to be a whole different species. I don't know if these people are adding to the bible, making do with adjusting their irrational beliefs to suit the facts, or what......

                    You sure it wasn't the god of the Bakuba that created everything? I mean - he was here a lot longer than your invisible super being.

  26. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    My dear daughter:

    It would seem that you spell checked my words before, but if you do not wish to any longer, it's OK.

    I am glad to hear that you found no fault in the words I said.
    I hope you find the time to read all of them.

    You must know the truth fairly well my daughter.

    I love you and care for you.

    I long for you to be all that I created you for.

    Follow on to know me and the fellowship of my suffering.

    Apprehend that for which you were apprehended.

    Press on to know me and your reward shall be great.

    I love you, bless you daughter.

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  27. yoshi97 profile image67
    yoshi97posted 9 years ago

    *sigh* it's El Elyone, not Elelyone, which is an old Jewish name for God.

    Sorry ... had to correct that one as it has been biting my skin since this Elelyone fellow first arrived.

    1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
      Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I looked it up, and it's supposed to be spelled El Elyon, but we know god has an issue with spelling at times....lol  It means Most High God.

      1. ElElyone profile image60
        ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Dear daughter: ELYONE means God Most High.

        ELELYONE means God The Most High God.

        Just in case any of mankind have any doubts.

        I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

    2. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Dear Yoshi:

      This is a small matter and your opinion is welcome. I will reply and then we can move along. Yet I wonder, you seem to be in the same mind as "earnestshub"...who by the way has no spaces in his name either, in fact many do not, again a small matter not worthy of your attention.

      You like Earnest said that you have no time to come into this forum and yet you keep coming back. Are you double mined like he?
      Even he said to me that he liked that I was very observant.
      So when you say "I have no time for this" and then you return. First saying you will not come back, then you do?

      A 2 minded man is unstable in ALL his ways my dear man.

      You telling other men that I created mankind before the animals and that איוב (Job)..... his account happened after the account of Moshe' (Moses)??? Those are not small matters my dear man.

      You assume that the books appear in chronological order and they do not.
      So please study more sir. You made a really big and fat argument about how these 2 "FACTS" as you called them, were very critical, Yet they are not true at all. Please Yoshi, if you are going to bring an elephant into the room, make sure it is a real one son.

      ElElyone can either be put together or like this El Elyone...it matters not, they are still pronounced the same.
      And it is NOT old as you say dear Yoshi.

      I do not age like the sons of men. Neither do I change like them.

      I love you Yoshi and I do care for you more than you'll ever know. My love is beyond understanding and my ways past finding out.

      I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן
      My name is י ה ו ה 

  28. Mark Knowles profile image61
    Mark Knowlesposted 9 years ago

    lol

    Boy oh boy - I guess some people never get out....

    http://internationalpropertyinvestment.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/burj-dubai-finished-519x1024.jpg

    God built the pyramids. Therefore the bible is wrong and we should bow down to Ra? lol

    1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
      Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's not the anscient pyramids.  We do build incredible structures, but considering when the pyramids were built and man's intelligence level, let alone tools ~~ leaves us to question.

    2. Judah's Daughter profile image77
      Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think God built the pyramids, but either the fallen angels or their offspring, the Nephilim (I have a hot hub called "Origin of the Nephilim", if anyone wants to read some Christian mysticim.

      1. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        No thanks. already read it. we have a saying where I come from:

        "You can build almost anything with an unlimited supply of slave labor."

        Case in point being above. wink

      2. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Well, I spoke too soon about your spelling.  And no, your posts are funny enough without reading your hubs.

        1. Judah's Daughter profile image77
          Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Hey, well at least some of us can smile then; that's a good thing.  I wonder if bananas smile ~ I put one over my mouth, and depending on which way I turn it, it can smile or frown.  Peace and love ~~ oh, and another smile :-)

          1. Randy Godwin profile image92
            Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I will concede that you understand bananas.

            1. Mark Knowles profile image61
              Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Everybody understands bananas.

              Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Bananas........... smile

            2. Judah's Daughter profile image77
              Judah's Daughterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              I like bananas smile

              1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                All monkeys do. wink

                1. Misha profile image69
                  Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  yum-yum

                  *chewing on banana*

              2. Randy Godwin profile image92
                Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                   

                You are what you.....

  29. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    I'm eating plantains smile

    1. Misha profile image69
      Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      only fried ones tongue

      1. Colebabie profile image59
        Colebabieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        in mofongo smile

        1. Misha profile image69
          Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Never tried sad

          1. Colebabie profile image59
            Colebabieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Oh man! I'll have to make it for you...

            1. Misha profile image69
              Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              I am drooling smile

      2. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Fried bananas are pretty good too........ lol

        1. Misha profile image69
          Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          tried them, but did not like. Fresh ones are better IMO. tongue

          1. Mark Knowles profile image61
            Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            In that case - you have never had one of my French crepes with fried bananas and brown sugar. wink

            1. Misha profile image69
              Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Now I am drooling from both sides of my mouth, despite of the dinner that I just had smile

              1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Nothing quite like it for dessert.

                A little brandy added and set on fire......

                Crepes Suzette.

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                  sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Ever soak mango in vodka?

                  1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                    Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    Yes, but I prefer water melon and a syringe..

  30. Misha profile image69
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Next time in France, I'll take you on your word smile

  31. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    At last, something both believers and non-believers both agree on.

    Well, it's a beginning!

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      bananas and brandy?  Maybe, I am feeling a bit agnostic at this point. lol

      1. Mark Knowles profile image61
        Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Every one is - until they try it. wink

  32. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    Now, about the evolution of bananas.....

  33. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 9 years ago

    I see they removed the one Hitler poster we had in here.  Sigh...suppose 'God' will be able to stay.

    You're just another crazy.  I take it they probably kicked you out of the church and refuse to let you teach Sunday school because they don't want your influence on the kids, right?  Or, they worry about something else...

    1. Mark Knowles profile image61
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Watch out - you are turning into me.

      Are you the one? lol

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        Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I'm worse than you, Mark.  You ever been banned for calling out crazies yet?  Well, I hold that distinction, wink.  For certainly, with my strong aggressive female style, I have upset their delicate, if furry, Republican troll-like sensibilities...and caused one in particular great heartache!

        ooop...  Can say no more!  It may happen again.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image61
          Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          No - I have not. But - I did get a personal attack snipped the other day. First time in 2 years. Still - he was sending me personal emails - and his friends, and I lost it for a moment.

          Oh well......

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            Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Ah, personal e-mails.  My favorite...  Those kinds appear to love the 'B' word.  First time in life, really, I've much been called that.

            Yep.  Oh, well...  smile

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              sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              People seriously message you and call you a bitch?  That's just wrong.

              1. Mark Knowles profile image61
                Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Most of mine are trying to persuade me to join the other team.

                Not going to happen... smile

              2. profile image0
                Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                The one in question wanted me to, uh, join his team, so to speak, wink.  I think some mistake certain kinds of strong verbal engagement...  Or, some just have reading comprehension problems.

                Ah, well. smile

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                  sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  I assume the latter.  A reading comprehension problem. big_smile

                  1. profile image0
                    Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    Well, out of respect (who knows why), I'm not going to divulge more of it, and anyway, I don't have reading comprehension problems.

                    And Misha, for heaven's sakes...this is NOT about you.  Good grief!  I happily and readily accept the "B" word, OK, if it makes all happy.  Jeez.

  34. yoshi97 profile image67
    yoshi97posted 9 years ago

    In response to El Elyone

    .....

    That should about cover it.



    As for the pyramids, the issue is recreating them using the tools available back then. Of course, we could reproduce them today using modern tools, but these were not available to the Egyptians.

    However, a new theory has presented itself which appears like it might explain everything ... internal ramps. I watched it on the Discovery Channel and I was amazed as it all fit together, unlike previous theories, and actually seemed doable, given the technology back then.

    Of course, I don't think it wise to say God made the pyramids or they were created as a testimony to him, as they have Ra (and the names of other Egyptian gods) written all over inside of them.

    Egyptians did not worship God until the age of the Coptics. Previous to that, they had a pantheon of gods that rivaled that of the Greeks and the Romans.

    So ... the pyramids were bult by a people who (at the time) worshipped other gods and it was quite an engineering marvel.


    As for how ancient people seemed to possess skills we have forgotten ... Let's not forget that ancient man only had time to work and ponder. He had no TV, no radio, and no PC ... so he pondered over everything around him, trying to figure it all out.

    Much knowledge was gained over time, but much of that wisdom was stored in the Library of Alexandria, and lost over the ages as it was pillaged and burned to the ground. People back then thought this knowledge would remain there forever, which is why much of it was lost for many years ... with much of it being rediscovered in recent years.

    For, you see, not many could write back then, so while knowledge was passed on from father to son, if no one was there to record it, the knowledge would ebb away in time as sons chose to go of and learn other things. And when scribes did write things down, they would save it in the library and forget about it - as they always considered it available.

    We know this because we *did* recover some of the documents that were in the library when it was finally ramsacked a final time. Unfortunately, not much survived. We can only wonder how much we have relearned throughout all of the years.

    Also, the black plague killed many, further reducing those who could pass on the knowledge of the ancients.

    And on one final note ... we learn to do things a bit differently now as our needs are different and our abilities are different.

    We don't use many slaves to move one stone, when we can do the same thing with one crane. We also build steel infrastructures in our large buildings, and steel was not available in the time of the pyramids. As such, we can utilize much more space inside of a pyramid built with modern materials.

    The wonder of the pyramids isn't whether ancient man built them ... we know they did ... the wonder is what methods they used to do so, as many of these methods have been left to the ages and are waiting to be rediscovered.

    So to speak ... 5000 years from now an archelogical dig will find a city that vanished from society in the late twentieth century and in the rubbish they will find a telephone and wonder how it worked and what it was used for. They will also find CDs with data on them and wonder by what method the media was recorded onto them - as by then, data storage will have taken on a whole new direction.

    Heck, they might not even know the CD contained data and might assume it was some piece of jewelry wore around the wrist of small children and broken when they reached adulthood as a sign of passage.

    That's the problem with understanding the past, as we try to look at these people through what we know and have no clue what it is they actually knew.

    Not that I like where this is heading, but what if the leader of an early tribe of man died and told the others he would rule them from the heavens after he passed on ... and they built a religion around him which others later misunderstood, believing they were worshipping a presence, rather than a former comrade?

    Think the possibility is insane? Look up the Cargo Cult and reconsider, as early man had a way of worshipping anything they believed would look out for them, protect them, or add value to their life.

    That's not to say that God doesn't exist, but it does make one wonder about their beliefs ...

  35. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    Dear mankind:

    A day with me is NOT a day as it is with mankind.

    No man knows how long my day is.

    It can be an age or and eon for all he knows.

    In the scripture a figure of speech is used and it says "a day is like 1,000 years and 1,000 years like a day with me."

    So when it is written that I created everything in 6 days.

    Nobody knows how long this was. It for sure was not 144 hours.

    I AM patient, I take my time when making things, just like mankind does.

    I AM ע ל ע ל י ו ן

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Dear ElElyone, you have no idea who you are talking to.  Had you a clue you would know better than to post in my name.

      Should I see you in Hell or will you stop now and repent?  Your choice my dear ElElyone.  Choose wisely. smile

      1. yoshi97 profile image67
        yoshi97posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Now *there* is a paradox ... As God is omnipresent (meaning he is everywhere) you have as much of a chance of meeting him in Heaven as you do in Hell. the difference is that in Hell he turns his back on you ... or so I have read. smile

        and now I'm over my quota ... I gotta go write a hub smile

        1. profile image0
          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I think the greatest parody is that Satan tell more truth than this god does. lol

  36. Misha profile image69
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Oh, definitely I do lol

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ROTFLMAO, what???

      1. Misha profile image69
        Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LOL Didn't you know we differ with Lita on quite a few topics? smile

        1. profile image0
          Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          What I told to MARK...not you...is that I have received personal e-mails of a certain type.

          And that's fine we differ...but again, the whole thing was not about you.  None of it...it never is.

          1. Misha profile image69
            Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            What?! yikes And here I am thinking that every thread is a "we love Misha" thread sad

        2. profile image0
          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Yes!  lol  It's funny!

          1. profile image0
            Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I do know I don't talk to Mr. Misha that much....or disagree that much, except when he puts himself into my business, which has happened a couple of times over the last few days.  I'm sure he has much more interesting women to talk to.  I am very sure of it.

            *edit:  And I find the whole thing, as Shades would say, double sarcasm funny.

            wink  Sorry!

            1. profile image0
              sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              It is double sarcasm funny.  It's like that when two great minds meet at the opposite ends. big_smile

            2. Misha profile image69
              Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              So, let me get it straight Lita.

              Whenever you talk to my friends, I have to stay away, right? lol

              1. profile image0
                Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                No... I don't much care.  Just, what I'm talking about is not even remotely about you.  Why the heck you continually put yourself within any sphere of it is really beyond me. ?

                I can solve the problem, wink, as I will stay away!  Hey, and I'm happy with the "B" word, too.  If the name fits for some people, I can wear it...no prob. Just like 'elitist.'

                1. Misha profile image69
                  Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Now you confused me beyond any imagination yikes

                  So, am I not allowed to take part in a conversation between you and my friends, if this conversation is not about me? Or did I miss something? wink

                  1. profile image0
                    Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    No.  Good grief!  But this whole stuff about e-mail stalkers...and those who disagree and mistaking that for something...and what have you.  I don't even think of you in the same paragraph.

                    So, I've got no idea why you involve yourself around them (?)  You know there ARE some nuts out there, Misha...just saying.  The ones who e-mail Mark are also wingnuts.

  37. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    It is strange to me Yoshi, that you point out to me a “SPEEEEEEEEELLING” error and yet you made about 20 in you last long post dear man. I found 3 or 4 in this brief quote here.

    So let's NOT focus on them.
    Are you enjoying the day I have created?

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

    1. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, very much so, but I really wish that you would make the cost of beer less expensive.  *fingers crossed praying* lol

  38. blue dog profile image64
    blue dogposted 9 years ago

    elelyone, uh, god, i think someone's calling for you over in the politics arena.  you of all people, or auras, should know when you've worn out your welcome.

  39. blue dog profile image64
    blue dogposted 9 years ago

    and raise your author's score, for christsake

  40. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

      Hi God!.Now that we're alone ,I must say  I know who you are! What a wonderful being! You're the Three in One God. You being the Holly Ghost and the other 2, father and son, as 1 is older than the other but at the same time only one.  Cool ! So nice 2 meet u at last! cool

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      We are NOT like mankind.
      Having beginning of days or end of years.

      We use terms of yours to try and relate to you dear man.
      We do NOT wish to talk to far over your head dear man.
      We want to know you and you to know us.

      That is why all of us came to the earth and one of us manifested in the form of mankind and dwelt among you and spoke my words.

      I love you Tantrum and long for you to be all that I created you to be.

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

  41. Misha profile image69
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    I will re-read this tomorrow and see if I could understand in which cases I am supposed to stay away, and in which cases I am allowed to speak. Sweet dreams everybody, whenever this comes to you. smile

  42. yoshi97 profile image67
    yoshi97posted 9 years ago

    I remember once when I received a comment to one of my hubs where *I think* the person requested to have sexual relations with me because they were certain I lacked intelligence and was in need of such a fix.

    I denied the comment as the posting was from someone outside Hubpages (we must be careful of strangers) and regret I will never know my secret amore. lol! smile

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      Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think we've all had those...

      This was like, pages and pages and swear words...and stuff.  I'm gonna let it drop, due to circumstances surrounding the case, the fact they stopped when told, and for a genuine respect for their privacy.

      Don't think anyone here knows who they are, as it is a new hubber.  Just want to make sure all know that I am NOT associating Misha with this whatsoever.   smile

      In other news!  How about that God????  Let the great debate (or whatever) continue.

  43. yoshi97 profile image67
    yoshi97posted 9 years ago

    Then I'll need to post a couple of hundred good things about you on your hubs to even it out. smile

  44. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    You are so obvious! you leave hints behind you like mad!  Don't mess with me Lord because I KNOW YOU !

    1. ElElyone profile image60
      ElElyoneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      My dear Tantrum:

      I am so glad and pleased to know that you know me now.
      So glad you were converted?
      So glad that you came to believe in me?
      This means great things for you my dear man.

      It says when one sinner comes to Messiah, all the angels rejoice in heaven!!!

      I can hear them NOW !!!
      They are right over there standing by the river and they are all singing loudly!!!

      Bless you Tantrum:)

      I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Oh! Look! u got a fan !! Isn't that a miracle ! big_smile

  45. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    To This Forum and To Judah's Daughter:

    Have I not spoken before through my servants?

    Can I not speak through whomever I will?

    Do I need to ask  permission?

    Many have spoken throughout the ages in my name.

    If I choose to speak through someone I have found willing to do it, what business is that of mankind's?

    If your earthy father tells you to go and say this or that and someone asks you "who sent you and why do you say thus?" What will you say to them?

    Let them be and go your way and do what I have for you to do and to say.

    Do not be as Peter and say “and what about that man?”.....when he referred to John.

    Do you remember the answer I gave to Peter?
    “What is it to you Peter, if I should have John live until I return to the earth?”

    All are my servants. Remember the king Nebuchadnezzar? He mocked me and tried to kill my prophets and made an image of himself, demanding all men to bow to it and worship him.

    Then I took away his reasoning capacities, I made him crazy and I took him off of his throne.
    I can reason with any man and give him proof   I AM that I AM   and here is one example.
    One should not say to people “you will never know God”, no matter where they are in life
    .....look here at this.  Babylon, a real place and this is a real story. No names have been changed to protect the innocent, NOBODY is innocent. As the scriptures say “the heart of the king is in the hand of God”

    Dan 4:28 "But all these things did happen to King Nebuchadnezzar. Dan 4:29   Twelve months later, he was taking a walk on the flat roof of the royal palace in Babylon. Dan 4:30   As he looked out across the city, he said, `Just look at this great city of Babylon! I, by my own mighty power, have built this beautiful city as my royal residence and as an expression of my royal splendor.' Dan 4:31   "While he was still speaking these words, a voice called down from heaven, `O King Nebuchadnezzar, this message is for you! You are no longer ruler of this kingdom. Dan 4:32   You will be driven from human society. You will live in the fields with the wild animals, and you will eat grass like a cow. Seven periods of time will pass while you live this way, until you learn that the Most High that would be me ע ל ע ל י ו ן
    rules over the kingdoms of the world and gives them to anyone he chooses.' Dan 4:33   "That very same hour the prophecy was fulfilled, and Nebuchadnezzar was driven from human society. He ate grass like a cow, and he was drenched with the dew of heaven. He lived this way until his hair was as long as eagles' feathers and his nails were like birds' claws. Dan 4:34   "After this time had passed, I, Nebuchadnezzar, looked up to heaven. My sanity returned, and I praised and worshiped the Most High and honored the one who lives forever. His rule is everlasting, and his kingdom is eternal. Dan 4:35   All the people of the earth are nothing compared to him. He has the power to do as he pleases among the angels of heaven and with those who live on earth. No one can stop him or challenge him, saying, `What do you mean by doing these things?' Dan 4:36   "When my sanity returned to me, so did my honor and glory and kingdom. My advisers and officers sought me out, and I was reestablished as head of my kingdom, with even greater honor than before. Dan 4:37   "Now I, Nebuchadnezzar, praise and glorify and honor the King of heaven. All his acts are just and true, and he is able to humble those who are proud."

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן
    And I love all mankind. I care for them, they are all in my image.

  46. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    You're giving yourself away. Take care! We don't want 2 spoil the fun, but if you're asking 4 it....

  47. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    I always enjoy talking to you Tantrum smile

    I AM  ע ל ע ל י ו ן

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LIKEWISE lol lol lol

  48. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
    Spaghetti Monsterposted 9 years ago

    As I said before, Don't pay too much attention to ElElyOne/Elyone/Anyone.

    She keeps coming and making a nuisance of herself at the "Shiva's Arms," a pub where I and a lot of the other deities hang out and compare notes.

    We humor her a bit, and talk to her sometimes because we feel sorry for her.
    But we're getting a bit sick of the drivel that she comes up with. She, and a few of the other hubless, fanless wonders on HubPages are giving religion a bad name.

    Some of the more militant Gods here are starting to talk about doing a bit of Smiting.

    So far I've been able to distract them with the promise of lots of extra meatballs with cheesy garlic sauce, but I don't know how long this will keep working.

    RAmen.

    P.S. If any of you are wavering and need a bit of encouragement to join my happy, sauce stained disciples, I've commissioned my chefs to create a new sauce containing bananas.

  49. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 9 years ago

    The inevitable has happened.  THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER VS THE EELY ONE  Place your bets now!

    1. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
      Spaghetti Monsterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Surely you jest Randy Godwin.
      I would not deign to take part in such a mismatched contest, where my so called opponent does not even have the intelligence of my smallest noodly appendage.

      As I said, I pity the poor creature and have many times offered her salvation beneath my steaming bowl. That is, if the rest of the boys don't smite her first.

      RAmen.

      1. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        There go the odds I was giving!

  50. ElElyone profile image60
    ElElyoneposted 9 years ago

    What the world needs now is _________???

    1. profile image0
      Leta Sposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Spaghetti. fer shur, wink

      1. Misha profile image69
        Mishaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        One of the rare cases when I agree to Lita lol

        RAmen!

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