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   Alotaposted 15 years ago

   In Parade - published in the USA - Elton John claims Jesus was a Homosexual....what do you think....was Jesus Gay?

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      IntimatEvolutionposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That is an answer that only Jesus could know.
      
      Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't.  Who cares, it his message of peace, love, and acceptance that we should be commenting on. 
      
      Oh how great he was!!!
      
      You know, when I see stuff like this, I try to put things into perspective.  I think of Alexander the Great.  He was openly bisexual.  However, I don't think there is a single person that would have called him a fagot to his face.  I don't think WestPoint teaches young Cadettes about his sexuality.  No, they teach him about his brilliance. Not who he was poking that day on the battlefield.

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         TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         *high five!* I couldn't have said it better myself!

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            figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            yeah good answer

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         Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I completely agree with ya there...

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      tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      who cares !What's important is the message. For those who believe in him.
      the rest is myth

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         drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         actually, he has an important message even for those who don't 'believe' in him.

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      brimancandyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      leave it to Elton John to say something like that. I'm sure whomever quoted him, took what he said seriously. this from a man who claims that he slept with all of the backstreet boys and Justin Timberlake.

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      Cly Walshposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      There is no contemporary evidence that Jesus existed outside of niche religious texts. The claim is intellectually bankrupt.

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Spot on.

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      AdsenseStrategiesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Elton John probably knows as much about this as he does about the Napoleonic Wars. Just another example of a non-professional spouting off about a highly specialized field with thousands of full-time experts studying a difficult question. Oh, I forgot, he's a celebrity, he must know stuff

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      Disturbiaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I thought Jesus Christ was a Superstar.

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   Alotaposted 15 years ago

   What day does Parade come out in the USA?

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   tobey100posted 15 years ago

   Sounds to be like Elton is just asking to be smote!

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      Brenda Durhamposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yup.

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   Alotaposted 15 years ago

   its a strange one alright, I dont know what to make of it

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   Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

   Why does anyone care what Elton says?

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   Alotaposted 15 years ago

   probably not, but at least he has raised a good discussion....

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      Hauntyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      No, he hasn't. He knows as much about Jesus as I do about you, so if I claim you are a pedophile, is it a good discussion raised?

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   skyfireposted 15 years ago

   Why test-tube baby prophet  didn't asked god about why he created defects in human like that ?

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   Alotaposted 15 years ago

   Surely if Jesus was homosexual that would be ok with christains as christians love everyone any way, dont they

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   de'Arabposted 15 years ago

   Jesus did not have a spouse(that is what it is led to believe)so he must be Gay.A logical explanation for the solvers of mystery.

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      brimancandyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      If the bible is true, Jesus died at a very young age. (I would like to know exactly how old he was when he died.) If that is the case he might not have been interested in marriage, as most young men are not.
      
      Also, it would seem that he was more interested in gathering worshippers than having any known interest in sex or love of any kind. That could be why most priests take the no-sex vow. but, we all know none of them really practice it.

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    de'arab, I know many men who are not married and they ride like rabbits very week end, none of them are Gay, that is not a good explanation.......

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    I am DB Cooperposted 15 years ago

    The historical evidence of Jesus is so sparse it's impossible to say what skin color he was, how long he grew his hair, or how tall he was, let alone his sexual orientation.

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    I just noticed Alota has no hubs and just recently joined.  Damn did I just respond to a sock puppet? No more.

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Once upon a time I was a newbie and had no hubs...I was thrilled when people responded to me. I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt until they prove otherwise.

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          Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          True, it's so easy to be jaded.  However, I'm more suspicious of a hubber without any hubs and posts something provocative.

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             TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I can understand...Apparently there are a lot of sock puppets around. But, eh.

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             IntimatEvolutionposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah Flightkeeper, I hear what you are saying.  I wrote a couple hubs first, before I ever started posting forum thread.

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                Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                I didn't even know what the forums were until I had 10 hubs

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                   earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Same. I did not go near them at first, I thought I should be involved in the purpose of hubpages first. To write hubs.

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                      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I didn't even know what they were. I came here to write and stumbled on them by         . Just kind of exploring.

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    what is a sock puppet?

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       A Texanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Elton John!

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       A sock puppet is a sort of alter-ego of someone who has another account, but uses the alter ego (usually) to stir up mischief. It's generally frowned upon, but I understand lots of people do it...and many people know about who's sock puppets are who's. I, for one, have never been able to unravel it. I assume that every avatar is a single entity until proven otherwise. LOL

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    I thought he was a singer

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       A Texanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       He's a talented sock puppet!

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          Arthur Fontesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Elton a sock puppet are you implying he might have someones hand up his oh I cant say it?

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             A Texanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Thats just one of the things he's had up there!

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    thanks glassslipper, never heard of that before, No, I am simply waiting to see how this forum operates before I invest any time or real effort in it, I really like the writing of so many but there is one major problem and I have to see how the man deals with these issues.....

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ehhh...the worst they'll do is flag your hub and ask you to edit it to comply with TOS if it's not in compliance. As long as you cooperate with TOS (terms of service) you should be fine. Make sure to read all the FAQS in the "help" section.
       
       If you're really worried about a first Hub, go to the Hub Makeover thread and get some help. There are all kinds of supportive people around here willing to lend a hand.
       
       Now, get out there and publish something so everyone knows you're a real boy! (or girl)!

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    StormRyderposted 15 years ago

    If Jesus had been gay he would have dressed much,much better...Those ratty old robes???...No gay man would be caught dead in those.

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       A Texanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And the hair, it was so B.C.

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          TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          LMAO...Okay, this was funny! :p

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          Flightkeeperposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Good one Texan

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          skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    Flightkeeper, the only way to test the tempreture of the water is to put you hand in....I have no intention of wasting great energy in a place that may be controlled by the petty and feable minded..

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    Imtimat - you sound like you check in the wardrobe every night before you go to bed....

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    still hes the only man that I know who said he had only been in the brothel to get his feet washed

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    Daniel Carterposted 15 years ago

    He was gay, he was married....
    [yawn widely]
    
    As Intimate already eloquently stated, who the hell cares? (Not quite in those words...) Obviously it was not the focus of his life, or something would have been stated about it some place in the Bible. And even if it was covered up for whatever reason, so what? Like it would undo the good he brought to the world....
    
    I'm thinking not.

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    I am inclined to agree with you Daniel, but it was the only news item that caught my eye today...no offence taken I hope...I did like his sandles.....you would report me will you....

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       Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Personally it wouldn't surprise me if he was married. But he and John the Beloved were also very close. Who knows...
       I'm sure there is a fine B.C. soap opera in there somewhere....
       
       Report? I usually don't have time to report anything but taxes. Or drama. I married drama twice, and that story is completely done and over. I like to live simpler than that.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 15 years ago

    

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       skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Edit: Jesus died for your sins,so he gotta love you

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          He died for his radical ideas.  I appreciate that, but my sins are my own business.

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    Lady_Eposted 15 years ago

    Did the so called Elton John ever meet Jesus in the Flesh?
    
    The answer to that question is your answer.

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       Mark Knowlesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, maybe.... just maybe... Elton John has a personal relationship with Jesus.
       
       In which case, he is well qualified to comment.....

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          Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          That's one I like Mark

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       getitriteposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       My answer to that question is:  MAYBE!  Because, see, you can't prove Elton John hasn't met Jesus in the flesh.  So you are saying that Jesus is MAYBE gay?  OK, it makes sense, Teacher.

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    I'll agree with all of those who say "Who cares". It's absurd to think about, because it cannot ever be answered.

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    tobey100posted 15 years ago

    Why would he say something like that out loud?  Even if he meant it?  Just asking to be scourged by the press.  Similar to John Lenin saying we're bigger that Jesus.

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       Mishaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Who's John Lenin?

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          A Texanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Vladimir's little brother!

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          Mark Knowlesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Well known atheist Communist pop singer in the 1970s.

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             tobey100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Now that, I will agree with Mark!

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    Twenty One Daysposted 15 years ago

    atheist communist? lol, ain't that a contradiction in terms.
    
    communism: Any economic theory whereby all persons are 'required' to work without wages (slaves) for the collective good of the idea, resources; or system based on the collective ownership of property and by the organization of labor for the common advantage of all members.
    
    funny, because 'Christianity' was the basis for this.
    "believers sharing all things in common", with no self ownership of anything.
    
    How exactly does atheist adhere to that?
    
    irony is not without a sense of humor...

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       Mark Knowlesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       It was a joke, sweetie pie. LOLOLOL
       
       You know - about John Lenin.
       
       Dear me. Yes - Irony. Well done.

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          Twenty One Daysposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          missed the pop singer part, makes it even funnier.

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       Pandoras Boxposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah try and get the far right to agree with that version of a godly nation.

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    StormRyderposted 15 years ago

    Jesus wasn't gay..

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    skyfireposted 15 years ago

    

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    Sara Tonynposted 15 years ago

    It matters to me if he was married, or at least if he had kids. Lineage and all.
    
    You know, I bet that's it. I bet Elton is a descendant of Jesus' and he's just trying to stir up trouble in the family.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 15 years ago

    I dont care if he is GAY or not, I am a believer and thats it!

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    camloposted 15 years ago

    Wasn't Jesus married to Maria Magdelene?
    Okay, I've been reading Dan Brown.
    But who cares whether Jesus was gay? It makes no differences to anyone's life what anyone likes to do in bed, so to speak -- unless they want to do it with you, so to speak.

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       MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       jesus wasn't married to mary magdalene there is no evidence that jesus ever married at all, she was a disciple and followed him, sexual orientation only matters to religious people and then only if htey want to convert you to thier faith. i am not trying to convert you so we are friends, see ya camlo

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    So a guy who may or may not have even lived 2000 years ago was gay or not. Who gives a rats arm!
    He is dead or never was, and not being a bible bashing homophobe I could care less!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Amen

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       camloposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       But what if they did prove Jesus was gay? Would the '...bible bashing homophobes' all turn gay, just to be like Jesus -- to live as He did?
       Just a thought ...

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          earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'm betting they would!

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          MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          i do not think the bashers would believe if it was proved they would just call it a fake and go on bashing, people need to let people into church and let God decide if they are in sin, the word says judge not lest you be judged all the more harsh and whatever measure you measure out shall be measured back unto you, guess what Jesus gets to do that measuring back and he disaproves of hatred, I am not gay but I am not going to bash someone who is or not allow them into church

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Hey BP, lovely to see as always.

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    It all makes sense!! Christmas and Easter is about as camp as you can get!

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    camloposted 15 years ago

    This is what Elton John actually said:
    
    "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead."
    
    It doesn't make much sense to me ...

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    Cagsilposted 15 years ago

    What's up Earnest?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Brand new laptop. Another Toshiba Satellite cos I like em!
       My dear old steam driven one died yesterday.
       How are things cagsil?

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          Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Congrats on the new laptop.
          
          I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.

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    LovelyThoughtsposted 15 years ago

    Who cares about this?  What a stupid topic LOL.

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years ago

    There are rumors that Jesus was married too... And had children. Since we have no proof of Jesus even EXISTING, other than a book dedicated to his teachings, which could be entirely made up since there are MILLIONS of other books out there written about imaginary characters, there is no way for anyone to know if Jesus was a homosexual.
    
    Personally, I don't think it should matter either way. Christianity teaches its followers to love and accept people for who they are, although about 85% of Christians seem to have forgotten that the main focus of Jesus's teachings were about love, peace, and acceptance of your fellow man.

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       We must be reading different vivles! Mine is homophobic! Like to see the scripture again?

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I guess it all depends on your personal interpretation of the Bible and religious texts. If you look at the teachings in a negative way, all they will teach you is hatred. If you look at the teachings in a positive way, they will teach you love and tolerance.
          
          Unfortunately, most use the Bible as a way to put fear of God into the people. Perhaps this is part of the reason why I am no longer a Christian. As I grew older, I realized how easy it is to misconstrue the teachings of the Bible to mean, "Hate anyone even slightly different than you." Of course, I believe the people who have misconstrued it to mean these things must be miserable little people who only want others to be miserable with them.
          
          Fortunately, I have found a different path, one that teaches us to embrace differences and accept all other living creatures for what and whom they are.

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Good for you! I guess you didn't learn it from the bible then! Or do you rip the OT out to store your whiskey?

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    mlizardo2010posted 15 years ago

    wy do you agree that jesus was a homosexual. could he have married the whore and have children
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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       No one is agreeing that Jesus was a homosexual. Most of the responses have made that clear. Had you read most of the comments, no one can ever know.
       
       And what would you be basing your accusation of the woman, you so blatantly describe as a "whore"?
       
       Do you consider Mary a "whore", because you read it somewhere in the bible? Was she a "whore" by choice? Or did someone force her?
       
       Do you even have a clue?
       
       Just a thought?

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    Jesus could have been the original gay man that all that came after were made in his image and camp ways!
    
    Here's jesus....spotted on a sunny day!
    
    

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Waynet, where do you get this stuff? Beautiful!

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          waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'm quite good at googling the obscure stuff!!

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I would say expert!

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          MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          we are created in the image of God not Jesus and God is not flesh there fore he is not any sexual orientation at all, the image we are created in is spirit not flesh this is why you are eternal whether you accept christ or not, accept and enter eternity in heaven, reject and enter eternity in hell, yhou could not spend eternity in hell if you were not already eternal. just a thought.

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       sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Now that is gross.

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          waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Don't let Jesus hear you say that!!

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    A Texanposted 15 years ago

    I think its been confirmed that Jesus did exist, the historical Jesus that is.

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ya a dude with cool hair.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    no disrespect but he always did wear a dress.

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       MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       they do not call it a dress it is traditional and considered a type of robe or caftan, they are still wearing them in the middle east today and if you called it a dress you would be shot for insulting a man.

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    Oh dear! Someone left the cages open and the rats are loose, please!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey sneak! How they hangin?

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          sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Whipped! Just got home and this has been a tough week. Thanks for asking! Hows everything with you and your family?

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Fantastic thanks sneak! I get to see everyone tomorrow when we celebrate 2 birthdays. One of my boys turns 21, and one of my grandsons turns 12. I get to see the whole clan, and party on.

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    camloposted 15 years ago

    Back to what Elton John said: I think he'd like most men to be gay, just so as he could (according to his own conception of things) feel 'normal'.
    In actual fact, thinking, intelligent people don't give a damn about who is or isn't gay, and certainly have nothing against anyone who is -- because that would be plain stupid.
    I think he's also saying that only a gay man could have such good virtues as Jesus did.
    It's totally ridiculous.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    I have to say, even I'm not a believer, that that pic of Jesus is a little bit too much !
    

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    If he was gay maybe his name was not Jesus.  Perhaps it was Zeus but his friends always called him "Heeeeeyyyyy  Zeus"

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       waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahaha!

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       MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha eternity will tell who is right and who is wrong, shame is your actually dying to find out

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    C'mon Tantrum! The barb wire is a lovely touch!

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, something about my catholic education is bothering me
       

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          earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I did not know you were dragged up as a Mick? Me too!

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             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             When I say I don't like Christainity, I have a reason

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                earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                You sure do! I remember all the fire and brimstone very well!

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    Ooooh Hi Boys!
    
    

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       sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Now thats just plain mean!

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          waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hahaha lol!

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             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             What the Hell !!
             
             

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             sneakorocksolidposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I'm putting you on my list!

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          MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          the pic looks rigged whatever, you can't stop the haters. lol

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    ok I am not going to make any jokes or puns involving the "Sermon On The Mount"  I promise.

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       MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       dude you have issues seriously ha ha

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    Arthur Fontesposted 15 years ago

    Nor will I make reference to "eating of my flesh"  I refuse!

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       MBP42posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       too late, what r u thinking, wonder what could be made of ur conversation if someone were minded to be mean. lol

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