This works---
Always be non-specific and ride the middle ground on your values. Yes, I mean compromise your values if you want everyone to like you.
Never speak against the things that are just plain wrong.
Give everyone the "I'm Okay, you're Okay" speil anytime someone really needs moral advice.
And above all, never mention that The Higher Power has rules of conduct that are the same as society's general rules of conduct.
Psst---yes, I mean, NEVER mention ...(gulp).... God! Nor the Bible either!
And if you mess up and DO mention Him, make real sure you label Him as the namby-pamby god who says "I'm Okay, you're Okay, do whatever you wanna do!"