My Life Is Ruined Helpppppppp

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   Well what else can go wrong???? Last week I got my hair stuck in my headset talking to Blue on Skype, had to call a friend to help me get out of them.
   A few days later my office chair broke while I was sitting on it, and I went flying through space, I never planned to be an astronaut. I landed on the floor with my chair in three pieces. Grrrrrrrrrr.
   A few days ago my modem blew up, and have had no net access since, carne the crows and shoot the cow.I am awaiting one in the mail, if the postman ever pulls his finger out.
   To top it all off I was backing up files last night on my PC, and a lightning bolt hit my house, and the whole lot of power went out in my house, and guess what???????????
   IT BURNT MY PC UP IT IS COMPLETELY DEAD....FRIEDDDDD LIKE KFC CHOOK.
   So now I am sitting in a shopping centre on a PC that you put coins in, but it is not working properly, and passerbys are looking at my red face of ANGER AND DESPAIR. I am paying by the minute here and it took 20min for this piece of @###$$$$$ to even connect to write this.
   WHY ME WHYYYYYY OH WHYYYYY MY LIFE IS DOOMED
   I miss my Hubpages soooo much,not to mention I have a business online which I can't even see.
   So if I am not here with you guys, you will understand. xoxoxoxxo

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      My Inner Jewposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh you poor thing!  When it rains it pours...take a bubble bath with some hot tea and relax when you get home!

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh thankyou for your kind advice My Inner Jew, honestly when the pc blew up last night, it was my last straw and I burst into tears. I shall try your kind advice. The clock is clicking away here on this PC it says I have 11min left, sigh. Love u heaps for that. (hugs)

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            My Inner Jewposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I am so sorry, that would have me in tears too!  I hope the bubble bath or hot tea worked...if not i suggest a massage

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Oh bring on the massuese I say woo hoo.

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      my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      WOW! I didn't know this stuff happened to other people. Thought it was just me LOL

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         You too??? Wow this must be fate... x0

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dang that sucks.  I have been having a week like that too...
      
      Hope it all gets better soon unless of course you run out of quarters.

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         haha I did too that day I used my last one on a vibrating massage chair they had at the mall. Jiggling and going up and down on a chair in a busy shopping centre....Well put it this way was not real relaxing after all when you have to hold onto things, to stop them jiggling in front of hundreds of passerbys.

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      TrinaLynneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my. I know you do not wanna hear this but what don't kill us makes us stronger. I hope everything gets better sweetie.

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks a million TL, you guys must have done a little rain dance when I was not looking as all is going again on the deck and I am delirious.

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      flread45posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dang I hate it when that happens..

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ROFL it just about sums up everything doesn't it. Twas only last a few weeks ago I set my hair on fire trying to find the hole in the back of thy PC with a lighter. Twas then I saw a flame leaping up thy hair, twas not impressed grrrrrr. Luckily I got it out in time

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      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I know the reason why all this is happening.
      
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      All these bad things happened to you so that you can write a hub about them and that would be the best hub in the history of HP, or lets make it "history of mankind", as hubs didn't exist before HP. Anyways write a great hub about this stuff and forget all this, go on a vacation if you can.

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         haha oh yes I knew there had to be a logical reason...it could be called "BP's Formula For Blowing Up Things Without Any Arson."

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            Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            So - the first bit will be about
            "How To Wreck A Spa by Arsin about" "lol:
            
            The second part could be;
            "How To Wreck a Massage Chair with jigglin body parts."
            
            third part:
            "Emergency Computer repairs illuminated by a Blondfire"
            
            There you go - the start of a best seller

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Hahah Eric you going to help me write it, I need a mentor. xox

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Poor thing
   
   Just means you are not meant to be online a few days. Relax and enjoy, don't fight it

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You would not believe it Misha that bugger of a machine just sucked up my cash, and I have had to move to another one. Now I am sitting beside a tattoo artist that works here, looking at his strange piercings coming out of his nose. (hugs)

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      anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

           

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Aww you guys are just the sweetest things out, no wonder I missed it here soooo much x0

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   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   Aww that sucks! So sorry to hear it. Don't you have a library where you can use the internet?

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes there is one I guess it is just getting down there, with work etc.....

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   Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

   Tear that PC from its base in the shopping mall and make a run for it, stash it under your coat and leg it through the nearest fire escape...

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha great idea....can I take this cute bloke sitting next to me too ???? (Damn I knew I should have worn a bigger coat)

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   lrohnerposted 14 years ago

   Sorry to hear you're having a bad week.
   
   But forget the tea. Time for vodka!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Great minds think alike haha I am sitting here eyeing off the bottle shop over the top of this screen. Aha I see Bourbon is on special $22 bucks a bottle. (hugs)

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         HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Bourbon at $22..... Girl after my heart. Take a break and enjoy even if you have the on-line crap..... Relax, or you can join me in san Diego on the beach Saturday. I am having a huge party, drinks under cover since the yuppies don't want booze on the beach. Clothing optional......

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            earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Now you know what will happen if you give BP the clothing option!

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               HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Anything for a HP friend.....

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  At last I get to try out that fig leaf I have been saving between the pages of "Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus".

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Haha Earnest you know what this means? No wedgies...I am in....

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Hell yes !!!! What time did you say? Can I bring Jodie too? She is a party girl I can't hold her down. All documented in my little black diary. See you then if I can recognise you with no clothes.

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   getpaidtopostposted 14 years ago

   get a life, get a pc
   
   

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for your compassion, the bugger only blew up last night I can't work that quick. Geez I have the memorial service for the old one shortly. PC's are like husbands, if you replace them too soon it isn't very respectful to the old one hahahah.

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         getpaidtopostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         At least you still have your sense of humor.
         
         I have a spare laptop here wish i could lend to you, but I am in the UK, Sorry.
         
         

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh what a wonderful offer, but guess what? Long story but I swapped a power box (well a neighbourly bloke did) my modem arrived, and yahooooooooooooooo BP is back with a vengance. I am so hyped up, just got it back this very instant and  with a stocking on my head, heavy rope tying me to my chair I am totally exhilerated. Woo hoo

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               Jodi Hoekselposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Yahoo!! I've my evening crime  kit on....let's find a party! ROFL 

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh hell yes after all this drama, show me the way Jod, and I am a coming woo hoo. x0

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            Balineseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            sorry to heard that- i supposed its time for spa day program for you and relaxing   ))

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Honestly haha this is a true story. Last time I went for a spa I some-how sat on the suction thingy, it was malfunctioning and it sucked my buttocks in so hard, worse than a giant hickey, sucking deeper, harder, faster. I was stuck while it sucked me in even further. I cried out for help, when they finally shut down the spa, both cheeks were totally black. Ohhh I could not sit down for a week. I swear this is totally true.

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            Skydwellerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Just chill for a few days and you'll start feeling better.

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               blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Thanks Sky

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   KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago

   I agree with Misha....it's a sign you should take a break from the pc.  Perhaps you'll meet someone, perhaps you'll witness something you can write about later, perhaps you'll relax and think of something you wouldn't have thought of before.  Enjoy it!  We'll still be here when you get back.

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You are so right, KCC you just have to go with the flow. This bloke beside me is getting better looking all the time LMAO.

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         KCC Big Countryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LOL.....now we're talking!  Things can only get better from here!

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         Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Is he looking better with each sip of bourbon ??
         sorry to hear about your probs B.P.
         
         Hope you can get your PC going, and that you had a backup if the hard disk is fried.

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh you would not believe it for the first time in my life Eric the night before the surge I decided to back up all my files, on a removable hard drive. A friend of mine dropped it on the ground though last night and now that is going erratic flashing on and off. Oh sigh, life is like a box of choccies that is for sure. xo

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               earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               That is just rotten luck! I hope you can get the drive working or get the data off it. It is amazing that you backed up the night before.... like a premonition.

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh absolutely Earnest, absolutely, amazing what my powers of ESP, can do LMAO. 

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   thranaxposted 14 years ago

   Lol you should write a book.
   
   Honestly, get some shock guards and a new pc, buy a new chair for $25 (Creigslist ftw!) or use a lawn chair like I did for 1.5 years (sturdy pipes). Buy a backup system from WD, there great and quick, you can back up every night, have a mini laptop that is wireless to make sure you can always access your business. For a headset get an old style over the head usb headset (suggests one around $70) and if that isn't the problem you can always wear your hair up, or go as far as wearing a hat or hairnet if needed.
   
   To relieve your stress, you might want to go to a funny movie or get a back massage, both are normally effective.
   
   Anything else wrong?
   
   ~thranax~

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO ROFL love your great advice you have suggested. Hahahaha I am speechless,trying to get all the hair in a stocking, do not have a proper hair-net. Oh you made my day..... You should have your own Martha Gardner page..

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   Janettaposted 14 years ago

   BP you poor thing! When it rains, it pours-- hopefully life will get straightened out soon for you...

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Janetta I sorted all the situation out wooo hoooo. I had so much spare time I decided to follow the great advice here and I took up some hobbies
      
      EATING WAS ONE ))
      
      TOOK UP YOGA
      
      DID SOME READING
      You know the usual stuff

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Blondepoet, you poor dear! I have lost a couple of computers to meltdown during a storm. No fun at all!
    I like the approach of walking away for a day or two. I have found an amazing relationship between me and my computer. My mood seems to be a big factor in how well my computer works! I know that's crazy, but many of my computer crashes have been when I am crashing in some way myself. Over tired, feeling flat etc seems to get inside my computers bits...... I go away for a while and come back fresh.
    Love and support to you beautiful one, be cool!

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Aww thanks Earnest, yea it was really hard, what made it worse is I crunched on a bit of plastic yesterday and snapped a tooth aghhhhh, I was running around with it in my mouth going beserk lol, I popped it in my handbag in case the dentist can glue it back on, have an appointment later today. (Hugs)x0

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    Sorry dear!!!!!
    Even in the face of adversity, you are cracking jokes and being cute. You're a good one, and are missed when you're not around. Hope your PC issues get straightened out soon - I know I was in withdrawals when my internet was disrupted for several days recently.
    For you------>

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You are soooo lovely Roobee yes it was all that for sure. I tried to keep my spirits up especially the Bourbon from the discount store ROFL xoxoxo

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    viryaboposted 14 years ago

    Aw sorry blondepoet.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       AWw thanks for that viryabo, you the bees knees

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    rum, all things are fixed with rum!

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       rastrotherposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       yeah rum does fix all things, especially captain morgan. Did you have your pc plugged into a power surge poet? i was just wondering the circumstances cuz it maybe easier and cheaper to fix your p.c you have now? if you need anything let me know i fix and repair p.c's, if your wanting to save your old p.c i may be able to help you online.

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          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh wow AK thanks a million for that offer, you sure are a sweet thing, truly, thank heavens a nice bloke up the road swapped a new power box in my PC, and now wooo hoooo I am back, I certainly will keep that in mind for next time. With me sigh there always is something going down loool. xo

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO oh yes not quite rum but the bourbon went down well x0x

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Sorry to hear about your week, BP.  On the bright side,  you get to shopping for a new PC, have a drink with the tattoo bloke (and I'd stay away from the tattoo and body piercing parlors...) and take a mini vacation from the internet.  Miss your humor and wit, but it'll be that much better when you're back!(and I hope that it's soon!)   

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Awww thankyou Beth..Believe it or not the tattoo bloke  offered me a discount eye-brow piercing....haha. x0x0x

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    Princessaposted 14 years ago

    I don't feel so lonely now with weird things happening to me -I know, that doesn't make it better but like they say around here "C'Est la Vie", relax
    
    

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Awww loved it. Gee you guys really cheered me up. Love u heaps. xox

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    aquaseaCreativeposted 14 years ago

    When was there lightening? I'm lucky my mine didn't blow up.
    You should open up a bottle of Shiraz.. and make a HUGE bowl of pasta.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh my now this sounds like a plan..I love your mind lol. xo

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    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Gee, Blondepoet, and I thought it was just me when my main laptop  blew up / froze up anyway won't start all the way any more.  (Yeah, at least I had this one still hanging around, Vista believe it or not, so nothing to compare with your angst.)  And when my digital camera lens drive jammed permanently (no, I DON'T have another one of those), so now I've gotta convince Pam it's a good idea to use a few bucks from our nonexistent grocery cash stash to snag another one off eBay, and....
    
    Ah, who am I kidding.  You're WAY ahead of me in the Hurt Department.  (Crosses fingers and raps knuckles on skull, i.e. knock on wood)

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    trooper22posted 14 years ago

    Well, now that that you're through all that you can set your busy fingers to writing, you only need the PC to spell check...that is if you're like me and can't live without the ol' F7 key (spell check command for word)
    
       Hurry back, this place isn't the same without you.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh Trooper alas and alack I am back, but where have you been hiding lol? Candie and I were on a Trooper hunt last week to no avail. I hope you are not being stalked, was a little worried I must say. xo

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Wow loss of PC sucks
    But after a couple of days
    Life offline looks so good ya wonder why ya left it
    
    Take Care BP ,Im sure you will be fine.
    Just imagine how you will feel getting back online again ( with your machine)
    
    Bliss

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO EK which one of my machines would thine be referring to. Just call me Inspector Blondo....I love my gadgets obviously more than they love me grrrrrr. xox

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    Jodi Hoekselposted 14 years ago

    Hey, BP...what's your status with the PC? Any luck getting it sorted! Nedd another fun night on forums. Too many wedgee's about! ROFL

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Heyyyy honey bun, I am back, I had very few wedgies over the last few days, I actually moved around and discovered a wonderful contraption, called the "Legs." Hahaha I put my best face on despite the adversity that was crushing me like a 10foot anaconda snake in the desert. xoxo

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          Jodi Hoekselposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ohhhh...I know!!! Ps. do you have a good PMS coctail recipe

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             blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh no you poor thing, yes put your feet up and I will bring you a cocktail right over, BP special.
             Made of ice for hot flushes, with chocolate to settle the nerves, and a special ingredient, crossed with a laxative and aphrodisiac, you wont know whether you are coming or going. Pretty neat eh !!!!x0

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                Jodi Hoekselposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ROFL...I think you slipped me one while you were away!

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                   blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I just rang him Jodie he is just flossing his teeth then coming to pick us girls up woo hoo
                   

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Hey BP! You know the saying, "Absense makes the heart grow fonder" well, you have been missed and we love ya! MM

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Awww MM you are so sweet I could just eat you up like a MM too. xo (Readers do not be alarmed at my terminology I mean eat in a very MM way, do not mistake for lesbian tendencies,haha.) x0x0x Missed all u guys too, it seems it has been like yearssssss.

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    Tigermadstanleyposted 14 years ago

    Keep smiling even though it's hard.
    
    My week's not been so bad except today the puppy decided to start chewing on my laptop and has eaten one of the keys.  Luckily I can touch type and it's obviously not one I use often.  In fact I don't know which one it is!  I should be thankful she didn't put her teeth through the screen!
    
    Alcohol of any form plus chocolate always helps.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Glad you are back to business. And can you show this yoga trick to me in private?

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Woo hoo now we are talking,  meet you in the Aerobics room in half hour Misha Disha. xo

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    Cris Aposted 14 years ago

    BP
    
    Even your tales of woes and misery are entertaining! Oh and I come in peace. And here's hoping for better days ahead my friend

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Howdy Cris A I bet you are a bit dubious coming over tonight now for my Tupperware Party. Don't worry, I guarantee your safety, the Tupperware lady is sealing all my appendages for insurance purposes hehe. Love ya buddy.

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    Christoph Reillyposted 14 years ago

    Hi BP:  This is such a sad story!  How are you?

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Heyyy Christoph me buddy, how is it hanging???? xox

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    Christoph Reillyposted 14 years ago

    I thought I was blondepoet's "machine."  lol

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You want to see my new Time Machine Christoph, meet me down at the docks at midnight. Please wear your goggles and flippers, in case of something malfunctioning.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 14 years ago

    Hope that the techno gods leave you alone for a while.
    
    And somehow Deb, I don't see you as a $22 bourbon lady

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    dohn121posted 14 years ago

    They say that laughter is the medicine...Too bad it's not the best computer manufacturer, else you'd be up and running by now!

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Well Dohn I can happily say, it must have paid off as I am back and my engines running hot.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    poor thing, maybe we could have a whip round and send you some cash to buy a new one.... or coins to put in the machine...

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Here is a beautiful rose for a beautiful lady.You are such a sweet sweet hubber.
       
       Thankfully I am back up and running Brenda I have a new power box in my PC so yahooooooooooooooo,I am thrilled, all your love sent signals to a bloke up the road who came and rescued me from my fate ROFL

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    bgamallposted 14 years ago

    Well, that lady was in her kitchen and the lightning entered the kitchen from a light fixture and the kid called 9/11. She was ok.
    
    I think this must be global warming lightning. It is more ferocious. Hope you have a good day. Did anyone ever tell you that you look a little like the blond on Friends? No Aniston but the funny one.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey bgamall, I am so sorry I just saw this message.Do you mean me? No-one has told me that wow that is a compliment if it is for me. I have been told I look like a lot of people but that is a first, woo hoo. You have a wonderful day too.

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          my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hope your life is better now LOL

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    cool guy there just seen my message thanks....  xxxx

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Glad you're back BP!  Help is always around the corner for us ladies.... 

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