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Funny Christmas Gifts -- Secret Santa Gift Ideas

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By NaomiR


Christmas Gag Gift Ideas

Buying Christmas presents for your friends, family and co-workers can be serious business, but a funny Christmas gift is the perfect way to bring some holiday laughs. You don't want to give a Christmas gag gift to just anyone -- for instance, probably not your boss -- but for your older brother who still loves to tell fart jokes, sure.They make great gifts to include as a stocking stuffer or in a Secret Santa Christmas gift exchange at work, where the gifts are expected to be funny. You can even give them out as favors at your Christmas party.

In my case, my friend, Lani, whom I've literally known since we were babies still laughs at anything that remotely sounds dirty and still acts like a 13-year-old. So for her, a funny Christmas gift is perfect. I'm purchasing the Jingle Jugs singing boobs for her, as well as a Swear Bear (a cuddly teddy bear that tells you to f--k off). I can't wait to see her face because I KNOW that my gifts are going to be her favorite Christmas presents this year!

So get ready to laugh at some of these funny Christmas gifts ... and celebrate that loveable weirdo in your life by giving him or her a Christmas gag gift this holiday.


Jingle Jugs Dancing Boobs

What can you say about Jingle Jugs dancing boobs? Are they classy? No way. But they sure are hilarious!

Imagine the laughs that you and your friends will get with this Christmas gag gift that looks like a dancing pair of boobs and plays a holiday tune.If you want to be more original and show off your creativity, you can buy the version that lets you record your own message. Either way, these funny Christmas gifts are sure to make you smile and get you dancing!


Funny Christmas Gifts That Fart And Swear

Santa is usually a gentleman, but what do you think happens to him after he flies around the world delivering gifts in one freakin' evening and gorges on dozens and dozens of cookies left out for him along the way? He gets tired ... and cranky ... and probably gassy. This Pull My Finger farting Santa gives you an amusing look at the REAL Santa who we don't know. He's plush and adorable ... and reminds me a bit of that old uncle you know and love.

Meantime, the Swear Bears may look cute, but boy, do they have mouths on them! These funny Christmas gifts are certain amuse any of your fellow Christmas gag gifts lovers.


Santa Toilet Seat Covers And Shower Decorations

He sees you when you're sleeping ... he knows when you're awake. He sees you when you're using the facilities or taking a shower?! Apparently so!

If you REALLY want to get into the holiday spirit, and I mean really, really, then these Santa toilet seat covers and Santa shower decorations are perfect for you. This way, you make sure that Santa is looking over you as you recover from a night of too much eggnog and are hugging the porcelain bus or when you're naked in all your glory.

So if you've already decorated your kitchen, living room and front hallway and want to be certain that every nook and cranny of your home is set up for Christmas, than these funny Christmas gifts are the perfect way to make your place or your loved ones' festive. 


Dancing Santa, The Classic Funny Christmas Gift

I know that the holiday season makes me feel like dancing, and it does for Santa, too! These Dancing Santa toys shake their stuff to Christmas music. There's a reason why they've been around for years and are so popular -- because they're funny! there's even a Dancing Mrs. Claus who sings "Santa Baby," and shows off waaayyy more than we ever expected from her.

Imagine how much your friend or co-worker or family member will enjoy receiving one as a stocking stuffer or as a Christmas gift exchange present. Or how much your guests will enjoy interacting with these funny figurines at your next holiday bash.


Paper To Wrap Your Christmas Gag Gifts

Of course, once you buy one of these Christmas gag gifts, you'll need something to wrap them up in. These sarcastic and funny Christmas wrapping papers are the perfect fit.

You can cover your gifts with Crappy Holiday gift wrap that gives you a nice shot of Santa's behind or you can use the Sloshing Through The Snow wrap, which is probably appropriate after you and your friends have been to one too many parties this holiday. Or you can use the wrap which well, says, exactly how you might be feeling this holiday!

If you've gone all out and bought a funny Christmas gift, then go ahead and set the tone with these hilarious gift wraps. The receiver of your gift won't know what hit him!


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