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Jesus Christ is coming soon, Repent and give your life to Jesus Christ today, to

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    omo33posted 3 years ago

    Accept Jesus Christ in to your life today, Hell is real, Jesus saved. Only Jesus Christ can give you peace and joy.

    1. HollieT profile image88
      HollieTposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      You're in the wrong place- puke religion in the religious forums!

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        calculus-geometryposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Maybe it reached critical capacity and the apocalypse is leaking into the general forum.  God help us! wink

        1. gmwilliams profile image83
          gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          http://s3.hubimg.com/u/8210130_f248.jpg

          Oh God, the Religious Forum is BOOKED.  Well, here WE are..........Where are YOU now?  Give US one moment of your time. Where are YOU?  YOU seem LOST.............We are here to get you on THE RIGHT PATH.............
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          Oh crap, AGAIN..........SHUT UP, leave me alone.................
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          Oh God, can't THEY at least wait until Saturday when I'll be OUT OF TOWN...........
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          LISTEN, you are ALL SINNERS, save yourselves before it's TOO LATE. We see HELL in front of our eyes and YOU ALL are in HELL. LISTEN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PLEEEEASSSE!
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          I told YOU to STOP ringing my bell and ANNOYING me with this........I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, KEEP IT UP, C'MON........YOU don't want to see my BAD SIDE, NO YOU DON'T .........
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          1. stclairjack profile image82
            stclairjackposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            i love a mind that works like yours! lol!

            1. gmwilliams profile image83
              gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

              This thread just brought out THE DEVIL in me.
              http://s4.hubimg.com/u/8314939_f248.jpg

          2. Zelkiiro profile image84
            Zelkiiroposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            The hell's wrong with his head? He's got one horn coming out of his ear and another from the back of his head. And his mouth is too high up. And his torso is, like, a mile long. And those claws are too long to be practical on a humanoid hand.

            This guy is the worst demon ever. He needs to take a lesson from Zodd the Immortal, who's only got one horn (left) and is infinitely more intimidating:

            http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7814w40m21rnf7k8o1_500.png

            1. gmwilliams profile image83
              gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

              http://s4.hubimg.com/u/8314947.png
              Now, THAT is simply MAGNIFICENT. MAGNIFICENT! I simply LOVE a mind that works like YOURS...

    2. IzzyM profile image87
      IzzyMposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I can't believe your comment has landed in a place I have to read.

      Didn't HP separate the forums out so that we don't have to even see this drivel?

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      Brenda Durhamposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Amen to that, indeed.

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      Rad Manposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      But I already have peace and joy without Jesus? Did you purposefully lie? Did you lie for Jesus?

  2. SoundNFury profile image85
    SoundNFuryposted 3 years ago

    Sounds good to me.  What do I have to do?

  3. FatFreddysCat profile image94
    FatFreddysCatposted 3 years ago

    (Checks calendar) he's not coming back on Friday, is he? Cuz I totally have a lunch date with Satan on Friday. That could get awkward.

    1. SoundNFury profile image85
      SoundNFuryposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      lol.  feelings could get hurt.

  4. stclairjack profile image82
    stclairjackposted 3 years ago

    accept a cold beer into your life today,... stupidity is real and beer saves countless lives every day,... only a beer can give you a buz and thin your blood while helping you resist the urge to choke someone who desperately needs it,..... god,.. er uh,... beer bless you my son

  5. gmwilliams profile image83
    gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/8301531_f248.jpg
    Oh no, not ANOTHER one of these!  Just when you thought there were enough, there seems to be......MORE.......told ya the world has become much, much stranger. Where IS the logic?
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    Yes, there is NO ESCAPING this whatsoever.  I just can't believe this at all!  Well, welcome to the Twilight Zone people.
    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/8262877_f248.jpg
    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/8289978_f248.jpg
    IT CAN'T BE.  Say it ISN'T so............
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    Oh, man............there's MORE!? Unreal..............

  6. Carola Finch profile image96
    Carola Finchposted 3 years ago

    I am a Christian myself,but don't believe that this sort of thing helps our cause at all.  It just reinforces the stereotype that Christians are wild-eyed fanatics bent on forcing our beliefs on everyone else.  If you want to persuade people to become Christians, show Christ's love in your life to others and only talk religon unless they want to.  Don't do posts like this that turn other people off and make us look bad.

    1. gmwilliams profile image83
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Let him/her be at peace.  He/she is where HE/SHE should be.  Each person responds spiritually, ethically, and/or religiously according to HIS/HER spiritual evolutionary level.  The OP is where HE/SHE is supposed to be right now, so let HIM/HER be at peace.

  7. FatFreddysCat profile image94
    FatFreddysCatposted 3 years ago

    I accepted a 12 pack of cold beers into my life over the weekend. Hallelujah!!

  8. psycheskinner profile image79
    psycheskinnerposted 3 years ago

    I think religion spam is still spam.  No hubs, just here to sell God.

  9. Paul Wingert profile image79
    Paul Wingertposted 3 years ago

    Why do we need a god and Jesus for again?

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      Deepes Mindposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      So atheists can have something to NOT believe in?? LOL

      1. Paul Wingert profile image79
        Paul Wingertposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        Someone doesn't need to follow (more like pick and choose) a set of rules  set by a group of occupied Jews 3000 years ago in hope to be rewarded when they die. Religion has always been a burden on others and is an anchor on a progressive society. One should live a fulfilling life without being a slave to a false hope.

  10. Kathryn L Hill profile image85
    Kathryn L Hillposted 3 years ago

    Dear original poster,
    1. When?
    2. Where? 
    3. How?
    I, for one, am all ears...eyes.

    1. SwordofManticorE profile image75
      SwordofManticorEposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      As a Christian, I can only say that I have to spiritually vomit after reading the original post.

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        Brenda Durhamposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        hmm
        roll

 
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