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Rabbit Vibrator

  1. Writer Fox profile image78
    Writer Foxposted 3 years ago

    So, I'm reading my "Here are your recent Notifications from HubPages!" email and looking at the new Hubs published in Topics I am following, and there is this notice about a great new Hub titled 'Rabbit Vibrator | Rabbit Vibrators' and I was all eager to have a look at that one.  So, I click on the link and get this:

    "The article you are looking for is no longer published. The author may have chosen to unpublish it, or it may have been unpublished by a moderator because of a violation of HubPages rules."

    Bummer.  That was a video, too.

    So, I look at the next Hubs that HP wanted me to check out: 'SEO for Adsense', 'SEO Dummies', 'Mourad', 'The Different Approaches in SEO for Business Owners', 'How to Make Money with Google Adsense Online', 'Locate Someone on Instagram Search Engine', '100 Seo proposal that will increase the traffic of e-commerce pages', 'How PPC Companies Can Be Beneficial For You?', 'How To Create Your Own Proxy from Google App Engine', and 'How can i get started making money online Im broker than broke?'

    Same thing happened.  All have been unpublished.  Why is HP wasting its time and mine by sending these email notices before Hubs are featured? (And I'll bet the rabbit vibrator was worth watching!)

    1. profile image0
      calculus-geometryposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      They'd have to rewrite the notification script so that it scrapes from the most recently featured list rather than the most recently published list. I don't know how easy or hard that is for their engineers, but it is apparently not a high priority, perhaps because most people disable the email notifications. If you subscribe to topics that are magnets for low-quality and miscategorized hubs, like SEO, you're more likely to get an email full of dead links.

    2. Mary McShane profile image88
      Mary McShaneposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      In the past 24 hours, I have reported 34 profiles who posted in forums garbage text posts about Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, a Rabbit (I thought it was either Roger Rabbit movie or the gadget called the Rabbit plug in to watch movies or tv, the text was so garbled), "How to find someone via Instagram," "SEO for stupid Hubbers" ""How's your love life?" "How about a date" "My **** is bigger than yours."  "You people are a bunch of losers." and that is only a sample of the posts I flagged.  I couldn't sleep last night. So I started flagging these losers.

      With each new forum post, I got an email notification. I clicked to find that the person had just joined HP within 5 to 10 minutes before, and what do they do as soon as they join? They run to the forum "How to Write Short Stories" and see what they can get away with posting and how long it will stay on the forum board!

      I find it annoying in general, but last night I was just in the mood to report the lousy pranksters, where usually I just let it go. I never spoke to any of them, just clicked report.  I may not do it again, since I have now picked up a couple of stalkers.  They will fizzle out when they continue to get no responses from me.

      Here's a sample from my 'recent notifications'  - which by the way came to my email within minutes of flagging the last person, so I don't think HP could remove them from the notification list since the email may have been loaded on the queue before then.  You can check out the forum posts. They have been deleted. The user names have not been deleted and that only means they will be up to hijinks again another night

      Jordan star category from 1998 to 2013 by esva4x0v05t9 in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan worn out shoes growth by jmaxneth1n8 in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan put out high ah by mkhagndyus in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan shot an occupation total of 21 by vlictorlizna in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan eventually in 500 years by ellgfisv4j in How to Write Short Stories.
         
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      Jordan and jordan jordan are two by michiell90w in How to Write Short Stories.

      Jordan jordan mccoy let chicago by esva4x0v05t9 in How to Write Short Stories.

      Jordan the police promptly agree to it by jmaxneth1n8 in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan detached in the side by mkhagndyus in How to Write Short Stories.   

      Jordan talkie and your partner`s by vlictorlizna in How to Write Short Stories

      Jordan westbrook 19 targets by ellgfisv4j in How to Write Short Stories.   

      All about weight loss: by wannda2v in How to Write Short Stories.

      kaexhrri just asked asked the Question Carey smith, on becoming the team’s ‘hyperlink’ - nytimes.com in the Topic How to Write Short Stories

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      kaexhrri just asked asked the Question Vitali Klitschko: We will go nowhere in the Topic How to Write Short Stories:

      monirul861 just created a new forum thread, Justin Bieber's Believe (2013) full Movie Hd 720p Free Download , in the Topic Community News:

      Those last few were in notifications but were from earlier in the day.

      1. profile image0
        calculus-geometryposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        That's why people simply opt out of email notifications altogether.

      2. Pollyannalana profile image77
        Pollyannalanaposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        It's nice to meet one of the famous narcs.

    3. paradigmsearch profile image85
      paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Don't think I'd ever seen those two words next to each other in a sentence before... So I googled it. I can hardly wait to see the kinds of ads that follow me around for the next 30 days. lol

    4. LuisEGonzalez profile image80
      LuisEGonzalezposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I think she just found it........................the video that is

      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8761736_f248.jpg

    5. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/8559475.png
      Rabbit vibrator?  Is that....oh, oh, oooh, OOOOH.
      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/8554691.png
      Oh, Jeez, GODD NIGHT NURSE, what is this world coming on, Edith, E-DITH!  The thought of this is making me quite NAUSEOUS.  Where is the sanctity? 
      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8711328_f248.jpg
      ROCK IT, baby, anyway YOU CAN! R-r-r-OCK IT!
      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8628718.png
      Rabbit vi-brator!  RICCCHARDDD(faints on the floor, gasping for air)
      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8558618.jpg
      Oh come on people, this is the 2010s, not the 1950s,really!

  2. profile image0
    Beth37posted 3 years ago

    Poor squirrel, he's always left out.

    Edit: interesting related discussions. hmm

  3. SmartAndFun profile image92
    SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago

    If I recall correctly there was an entire episode of Sex and the City devoted to the Rabbit. Charlotte started turning down dates with real live men to stay home with her new little pet, lol.

  4. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8764348.jpg
    Such a cute wittle wabbit, so so cute!

    1. bgamall profile image84
      bgamallposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Why would anyone want to vibrate a silly wabbit? smile

  5. Suzanne Day profile image96
    Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8744244_f248.jpg

    Sorry couldn't resist. It would have been interesting to see the rabbit vibrator hub...

    1. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      I KNOW, I always miss the GOOD, INTERESTING hubs-gosh darn it!

  6. Cre8tor profile image95
    Cre8torposted 3 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/8764558_f248.jpg

    My poor cat saw the Rabbit Vibrator video and now look at the poor thing!

    1. SmartAndFun profile image92
      SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol

      Careful, he might go blind!

      1. Cre8tor profile image95
        Cre8torposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        cool cool cool LOL!

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    calculus-geometryposted 3 years ago

    Those yearning for the lost rabbit vibrator video may console themselves with this
    http://nannette.hubpages.com/hub/My-Gra … s-Vibrator

    1. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      Read it, go grandma go!  She is entitled to a full life. Sisters are indeed doing it for themselves!

  8. Nadine May profile image90
    Nadine Mayposted 3 years ago

    Thanks for the fun . The images were great gmwilliams!

  9. relache profile image86
    relacheposted 3 years ago

    Rabbit vibrator?  What is this the 1970s? 

    Seriously people, it's the 21st century.  Skip that nonsense and get yourself something made out of temperature-responsive silicone that comes with a remote and is rechargeable.

    1. Sed-me profile image81
      Sed-meposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      A remote? lol

      1. relache profile image86
        relacheposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        I'm sure you're still doing just fine with that wired combo controller/battery pack, right?

        1. Sed-me profile image81
          Sed-meposted 3 years ago in reply to this

          I will neither confirm nor deny your accusations.
          Im still not sure what the circumstances would be where a remote would be involved, though my imagination is hard at work.

          Addendum: I don't believe I am going to be allowed back on the religious forum.

          1. gmwilliams profile image82
            gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9113369_f248.jpg
            I simply LOVE this topic.  Why the timorousness about this subject. After all, THIS is the 21st century.  Vibrators! Schmibrators!
            http://s1.hubimg.com/u/9113370_f248.jpg
            Good GOD woman(mentally floundering, totally aghast), where is your decency?  PLEASE!
            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9113371_f248.jpg
            I can't believe that there is still squeamishness about a natural, adult part of life. C'mon people NOW!
            http://s1.hubimg.com/u/9113374_f248.jpg
            (Speechless, face turning colors)  Oh MY GOD! What? Oh no,
            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9113381.png
            Peggy, THIS is right up your alley.  AGAIN, what's with women, AREN'T we men enough?!
            http://s1.hubimg.com/u/9113384_f248.jpg
            LOOK, I want ALL OF YOUS to STOP this discussion RIGHT NOW, JEEZ, now I'M BLUSHING!  Where's the sanctity, the DECENCY........
            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9113387_f248.jpg
            Oh please, better WORK iiiiiiit............

          2. relache profile image86
            relacheposted 3 years ago in reply to this

            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9114115_f248.jpg

            1. gmwilliams profile image82
              gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

              http://s1.hubimg.com/u/9114172_f248.jpg

            2. SmartAndFun profile image92
              SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago in reply to this

              I would like a "like" button for this post, also, saying that someone who gets banned from the religious forums should be congratulated. So true. LOL.

              1. LongTimeMother profile image96
                LongTimeMotherposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                I guess we shouldn't draw attention to s-a-t-a-n in those cupcakes ... lol.

                1. SmartAndFun profile image92
                  SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago in reply to this

                  lol lol lol

                  Eat the cupcakes backwards and you can hear Satan speaking.

  10. SmartAndFun profile image92
    SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago

    I wish there was a like button for GM's post. ^^^^ **LIKE**^^^^ smile

  11. rebekahELLE profile image88
    rebekahELLEposted 3 years ago

    Ahh, the HP forums.  Where have I been?

  12. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    I have always wanted to vibrate a rabbit. If you have a rabbit that you would like vibrated, drop me a note. Arrangements can be made.

    1. fpherj48 profile image78
      fpherj48posted 3 years ago in reply to this

      paradigm..........Now really......If you know the story of "Bambi" and are familiar with an adorable little Bunny rabbit named, "Thumper,".......you KNOW that Rabbits Vibrate on their own!  And don't ever forget, "Cwazy Wabbit.....Trix are for Kids!!"

  13. Suzanne Day profile image96
    Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago

    Can't believe this thread is still going. I want a rabbit vibrator for Christmas. I want a fluffy one. So it tickles.

    1. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      This IS one of the MOST INTERESTING thread in the forums, beats religion and politics!  At least this thread is harmless and fun.  There is NO arguments nor other sources of contention.  LOVIN' IT, LOVIN' IT.
      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9115217_f248.jpg

      1. Suzanne Day profile image96
        Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago in reply to this

        LOL it needs tinsel too.

  14. relache profile image86
    relacheposted 3 years ago

    I think I found the cupcake you've all been looking for...

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9115843_f248.jpg

    1. SmartAndFun profile image92
      SmartAndFunposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      Now you're talking, cupcake!

  15. paradigmsearch profile image85
    paradigmsearchposted 3 years ago

    This thread inspired me to make a post on a certain other site,

    "Rabbits - The Untold Story".

    No, I will not post the link. No, you will not find the link on my profile page.

  16. gmwilliams profile image82
    gmwilliamsposted 3 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9116475_f248.jpg
    (Growling voice) RABBITS.......RAB-BITS..... I need rabbits, I need rabbits, where are THEY?  I WANT RABBITS NOW............
    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/9116553_f248.jpg
    RABBITS, RABBITS RABBITS...........Give ME RABBITS.........I NEED RABBITS......

    1. Suzanne Day profile image96
      Suzanne Dayposted 3 years ago in reply to this

      To get the rabbits, I think we need carrots...

 
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