Rabbit Vibrator

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   Writer Foxposted 10 years ago

   So, I'm reading my "Here are your recent Notifications from HubPages!" email and looking at the new Hubs published in Topics I am following, and there is this notice about a great new Hub titled 'Rabbit Vibrator | Rabbit Vibrators' and I was all eager to have a look at that one.  So, I click on the link and get this:
   
   "The article you are looking for is no longer published. The author may have chosen to unpublish it, or it may have been unpublished by a moderator because of a violation of HubPages rules."
   
   Bummer.  That was a video, too.
   
   So, I look at the next Hubs that HP wanted me to check out: 'SEO for Adsense', 'SEO Dummies', 'Mourad', 'The Different Approaches in SEO for Business Owners', 'How to Make Money with Google Adsense Online', 'Locate Someone on Instagram Search Engine', '100 Seo proposal that will increase the traffic of e-commerce pages', 'How PPC Companies Can Be Beneficial For You?', 'How To Create Your Own Proxy from Google App Engine', and 'How can i get started making money online Im broker than broke?'
   
   Same thing happened.  All have been unpublished.  Why is HP wasting its time and mine by sending these email notices before Hubs are featured? (And I'll bet the rabbit vibrator was worth watching!)

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      calculus-geometryposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      They'd have to rewrite the notification script so that it scrapes from the most recently featured list rather than the most recently published list. I don't know how easy or hard that is for their engineers, but it is apparently not a high priority, perhaps because most people disable the email notifications. If you subscribe to topics that are magnets for low-quality and miscategorized hubs, like SEO, you're more likely to get an email full of dead links.

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      Mary McShaneposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      In the past 24 hours, I have reported 34 profiles who posted in forums garbage text posts about Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, a Rabbit (I thought it was either Roger Rabbit movie or the gadget called the Rabbit plug in to watch movies or tv, the text was so garbled), "How to find someone via Instagram," "SEO for stupid Hubbers" ""How's your love life?" "How about a date" "My **** is bigger than yours."  "You people are a bunch of losers." and that is only a sample of the posts I flagged.  I couldn't sleep last night. So I started flagging these losers.
      
      With each new forum post, I got an email notification. I clicked to find that the person had just joined HP within 5 to 10 minutes before, and what do they do as soon as they join? They run to the forum "How to Write Short Stories" and see what they can get away with posting and how long it will stay on the forum board!
      
      I find it annoying in general, but last night I was just in the mood to report the lousy pranksters, where usually I just let it go. I never spoke to any of them, just clicked report.  I may not do it again, since I have now picked up a couple of stalkers.  They will fizzle out when they continue to get no responses from me.
      
      Here's a sample from my 'recent notifications'  - which by the way came to my email within minutes of flagging the last person, so I don't think HP could remove them from the notification list since the email may have been loaded on the queue before then.  You can check out the forum posts. They have been deleted. The user names have not been deleted and that only means they will be up to hijinks again another night
      
      Jordan star category from 1998 to 2013 by esva4x0v05t9 in How to Write Short Stories.   
      
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      Those last few were in notifications but were from earlier in the day.

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         calculus-geometryposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         That's why people simply opt out of email notifications altogether.

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         Pollyannalanaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         It's nice to meet one of the famous narcs.

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      paradigmsearchposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Don't think I'd ever seen those two words next to each other in a sentence before... So I googled it. I can hardly wait to see the kinds of ads that follow me around for the next 30 days.

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      LuisEGonzalezposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I think she just found it........................the video that is
      
      

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      gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      
      Rabbit vibrator?  Is that....oh, oh, oooh, OOOOH.
      
      Oh, Jeez, GODD NIGHT NURSE, what is this world coming on, Edith, E-DITH!  The thought of this is making me quite NAUSEOUS.  Where is the sanctity? 
      
      ROCK IT, baby, anyway YOU CAN! R-r-r-OCK IT!
      
      Rabbit vi-brator!  RICCCHARDDD(faints on the floor, gasping for air)
      
      Oh come on people, this is the 2010s, not the 1950s,really!

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   Poor squirrel, he's always left out.
   
   Edit: interesting related discussions.

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   SmartAndFunposted 10 years ago

   If I recall correctly there was an entire episode of Sex and the City devoted to the Rabbit. Charlotte started turning down dates with real live men to stay home with her new little pet, lol.

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   gmwilliamsposted 10 years ago

   
   Such a cute wittle wabbit, so so cute!

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      bgamallposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Why would anyone want to vibrate a silly wabbit?

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   Suzanne Dayposted 10 years ago

   
   
   Sorry couldn't resist. It would have been interesting to see the rabbit vibrator hub...

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      gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I KNOW, I always miss the GOOD, INTERESTING hubs-gosh darn it!

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   Cre8torposted 10 years ago

   
   
   My poor cat saw the Rabbit Vibrator video and now look at the poor thing!

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      SmartAndFunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Careful, he might go blind!

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         Cre8torposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         LOL!

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   calculus-geometryposted 10 years ago

   Those yearning for the lost rabbit vibrator video may console themselves with this
   http://nannette.hubpages.com/hub/My-Gra … s-Vibrator

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      gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Read it, go grandma go!  She is entitled to a full life. Sisters are indeed doing it for themselves!

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   Nadine Mayposted 10 years ago

   Thanks for the fun . The images were great gmwilliams!

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   relacheposted 10 years ago

   Rabbit vibrator?  What is this the 1970s? 
   
   Seriously people, it's the 21st century.  Skip that nonsense and get yourself something made out of temperature-responsive silicone that comes with a remote and is rechargeable.

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      Sed-meposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      A remote? lol

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         relacheposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         I'm sure you're still doing just fine with that wired combo controller/battery pack, right?

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            Sed-meposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            I will neither confirm nor deny your accusations.
            Im still not sure what the circumstances would be where a remote would be involved, though my imagination is hard at work.
            
            Addendum: I don't believe I am going to be allowed back on the religious forum.

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               gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               
               I simply LOVE this topic.  Why the timorousness about this subject. After all, THIS is the 21st century.  Vibrators! Schmibrators!
               
               Good GOD woman(mentally floundering, totally aghast), where is your decency?  PLEASE!
               
               I can't believe that there is still squeamishness about a natural, adult part of life. C'mon people NOW!
               
               (Speechless, face turning colors)  Oh MY GOD! What? Oh no,
               
               Peggy, THIS is right up your alley.  AGAIN, what's with women, AREN'T we men enough?!
               
               LOOK, I want ALL OF YOUS to STOP this discussion RIGHT NOW, JEEZ, now I'M BLUSHING!  Where's the sanctity, the DECENCY........
               
               Oh please, better WORK iiiiiiit............

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               relacheposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               

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                  gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  

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                  SmartAndFunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  I would like a "like" button for this post, also, saying that someone who gets banned from the religious forums should be congratulated. So true. LOL.

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                     LongTimeMotherposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                     I guess we shouldn't draw attention to s-a-t-a-n in those cupcakes ... lol.

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                        SmartAndFunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                        
                        
                        Eat the cupcakes backwards and you can hear Satan speaking.

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    SmartAndFunposted 10 years ago

    I wish there was a like button for GM's post. ^^^^ **LIKE**^^^^

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    rebekahELLEposted 10 years ago

    Ahh, the HP forums.  Where have I been?

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    paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

    I have always wanted to vibrate a rabbit. If you have a rabbit that you would like vibrated, drop me a note. Arrangements can be made.

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       fpherj48posted 10 years agoin reply to this

       paradigm..........Now really......If you know the story of "Bambi" and are familiar with an adorable little Bunny rabbit named, "Thumper,".......you KNOW that Rabbits Vibrate on their own!  And don't ever forget, "Cwazy Wabbit.....Trix are for Kids!!"

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    Suzanne Dayposted 10 years ago

    Can't believe this thread is still going. I want a rabbit vibrator for Christmas. I want a fluffy one. So it tickles.

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       gmwilliamsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       This IS one of the MOST INTERESTING thread in the forums, beats religion and politics!  At least this thread is harmless and fun.  There is NO arguments nor other sources of contention.  LOVIN' IT, LOVIN' IT.
       

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          Suzanne Dayposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          LOL it needs tinsel too.

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    relacheposted 10 years ago

    I think I found the cupcake you've all been looking for...
    
    

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       SmartAndFunposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Now you're talking, cupcake!

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    paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

    This thread inspired me to make a post on a certain other site,
    
    "Rabbits - The Untold Story".
    
    No, I will not post the link. No, you will not find the link on my profile page.

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    gmwilliamsposted 10 years ago

    
    (Growling voice) RABBITS.......RAB-BITS..... I need rabbits, I need rabbits, where are THEY?  I WANT RABBITS NOW............
    
    RABBITS, RABBITS RABBITS...........Give ME RABBITS.........I NEED RABBITS......

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       Suzanne Dayposted 10 years agoin reply to this

       To get the rabbits, I think we need carrots...

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