whats the kinkiest thing you have done when doing it?

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   One time, my husband and I did it in our front yard whils cars where going by. A friend of ours asked me what we were doing the other night in the yard! LOL

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   Oh am i not alowed to ask this question?

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   fierycjposted 15 years ago

   If everybody talked about the stuff, this thread would soon be banned. No kidding.

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      Eric Graudinsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Actually this question is pretty mild compared to many of the threads that you start.

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         fierycjposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         So, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done, Eric...talk crap?

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   SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

   Interesting thread, but I think fierycj is probably right.  Nevertheless, you will probably get some interesting answers.

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   I do not find it offensive at all, it is just like talking about brushing your teeth and so forth. I can not actually count all the kinky things I have done. Perhaps one was doing naked kick boxing lessons on the beach ROFL.

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   Yea i was talking about brushing my teeth. LOL oh have some fun guys you know you like the thread

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   What do you mean Eric, I start bad threads? LOL

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      Eric Graudinsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      No, of course not . I meant the threads that are started by fierycj.
      
      @fierycj: Yes, talking crap is the kinkiest thing I've ever done.

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   LOL good one. I dont mean to offend anyone. I had a few drinks last night and was acting silly. LOL

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      badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You couldn't offend my friend besides it's harmless fun

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         CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Translated, he's not getting any

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   R. Blueposted 15 years ago

   Too numerous to count!!  "Using a feather is erotic....using the whole chicken is kinky"  Hmmm....probably wife swapping.   signed : Anonymous

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    OMG LOL

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    badcompany99posted 15 years ago

    Now my kinkiest was doing it in a telephone box whilst she was talking to her sister.

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Never realised those blow up dolls could talk, how science has advanced

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       Lgaliposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       really

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          badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I swear tis a true tale

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    R. Blueposted 15 years ago

    Wasn't really kinky....but was fun...have done it while driving my car a couple of times....with the lady sitting on my lap facing the rear.....and speaking of the rear.....oh well another time

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    RooBeeposted 15 years ago

    bc! That was you in there with my sister?! I just thought we had a bad connection on account of her being in a phone booth. Unbelievable! You and those red heads...

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       RooBee the only redhead he's ever had is a bald guy who has sat in the sun way too long lol

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       badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Twas yer voice set me off RooBee, so tis yer fault. Oh and say hi to yer sister, nice girl and better since she got a mobile phone

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    Ladybird33posted 15 years ago

    I will never ever tell...

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Go on tell you know you want to !

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       R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Wrong answer...now we'll have to torture it out of you.  Cabin Girl...prepare the ship for keelhauling.

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          badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Shall I hold her or you ?

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             R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             We can take turns if that's kinky enough for this post!!

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                badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Well it's a kinky post ya know so that was so inviting us in, was like spilling blood at a Vampires Reunion, doncha think ?

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                   R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Was like laying a banquet before a starving man.

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                      badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Lol I agree

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          CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Aye Aye Sir, you should take over the Wild Imagination you are so dominant !!

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    GeneriqueMediaposted 15 years ago

    It's all about Twister. Nekkid.

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh baby I can do Twister !

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Who wants to go first

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             CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Oh baby I am already twisted for you !

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh nice view from down here

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             R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I prefer "Hide the sausage"

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    oooooo, can I join, pleeeze?????   

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Course you can, hop aboard

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          Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hop?  I'll be swinging aboard ... weeeeeee

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             badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Blue we gotta swinger

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                R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Great minds think alike :-)

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             R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Now we have swingers in here...how fun!!!

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       R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That's no answer....sure you can join....but we're going to need details!!!

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          Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Only details you'll get are ones your contributing....gotta be there to enjoy it! 

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Dressed up for Dr Benson as a nurse http://hubpages.com/hub/Benson-Yeungs-O … With-Boobs

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I think I love this girl, go away guys !

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       R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh please don't go talking about Boobs and such...I get so offended ;-)  I prefer pictures!!!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          We are talking about pics here

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    mayhmongposted 15 years ago

    Its funny seeing people get caught kinky on the Cheaters show.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey May little cupcake

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       badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ahhh but how many are sitting back peeking in, that is the question. Jeeez you and yer Shakespeare, do you think the Bard was kinky, who Bart, no Shakespeare. Dunno was I there you dipstick !

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          Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ah, those voyeurs are just jealous....no courage to join in...why don't we amaze them and lure them in with a nice strong taute line?

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             R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Talk about voyeurs...and no courage....ok I'll loosen up in a minute.

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                Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                better hurry, you're losing their interest.... lol

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                   R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Nah...knowing them they went and got a room.

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                      badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      This Beth is so mine Blue, methinks

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                         R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         I think Beth is looking for two masters BC.

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                         Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         So's ya think, eh?

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                      Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      LMAO

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    badcompany99posted 15 years ago

    I deff think she's mine though, sorry mate.

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       Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       swinging =  no ownership
       
       convince me otherwise 

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          R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Come on over and BC and I will try our best to convince you.  Here...hold this and you can own it...for a while.

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             Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             untie me first !!!

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                R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                You'll have to perform some tasks first.....then if you take it like a real woman...we may just untie you.

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                badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                noooooooooo are you kidding, no way !

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          badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Do I need to convince you Beth, you seem to know what you want and what you want is typing back to you !

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    R. Blueposted 15 years ago

    Maybe we can start an orgy...anyone interested?

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I think its going there Captain Blue !

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          R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Well it is a Friday...and there's a whole weekend ahead!!!

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    I smeared peanut butter all over my botty crack and had some local nuns eat it off, they just loved my arse!!......ha ha ha pass us another bottle of wine mrs!!

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       CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Any left

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       GeneriqueMediaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ...wow. Well, at least it wasn't the dog.

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          CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          PMSL !!

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          waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Tried that, but the dog would'nt take to peanut butter very well...will try marmite or chicken paste?

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             lxxyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Chicken...paste? Err... woa!
             
             And Marmite? Sheesh, I don't eat anything Americans can't take. ;D

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh my

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          badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Adds a hole new meaning to a right arsehole lol

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             waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Ha ha ...the cheek of it! bwa ha ha ha...spilled my drink....!

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                CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Yeah top my glass up too, hes a cheeky git !!

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             CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Hes got a Wild Imagination though Captain, you are so all talk unlike Waynet !

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             ROFL INDEED

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                CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                You still love me, I dreamt about you last night

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                   blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I hope they were nice dreams....

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                      R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I'm sure they were slippery...topped with a pearl and much like an oyster.

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          R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Ahhhh...food kink....I once stuffed a banana in a vaginana and ate it out.  And before you ask BC...yes they were both very tasty.

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             waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             vaginana????!! never heard of it, is it a local delicacy lol...tee hee!!

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh my there goes my little halo

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                R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                I'll say!!!! topped with a pearl.....a little slippery like an oyster

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                   waynetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   How about a pearl necklace, a bit messy though...ooh I am a bit drunk tonight, who cares friday night an all!

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                      blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Yes I own a few sets of pearls....

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                      CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I am drunk too and its friday so we need some fun, but ewwwww a banana that is so gross. I hope you told her you loved her first !

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                         R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         I love both...banana and vaginana....alright then I love them both...happy now?

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                badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Jeeeeeeeeeeeez damn bugger has outdone me, respect !

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    mayhmongposted 15 years ago

    How did kinky turned in to a sex party routine? Or is everyone just playing food fight?

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       R. Blueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Splat!!!!...just hit May with a blueberry pie....man that's gonna stain.

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    badcompany99posted 15 years ago

    I know !

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       Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Well, what  choices do I have -- all tied up and all?  It's not like I can run or anything....just have to play submissive...

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    R. Blueposted 15 years ago

    I think we lost BP...she went out to polish her halo.

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       Beth100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm not that easily shaken off....tallying up the points between the two of you!  lol

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMAO am here containing myself

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    R. Blueposted 15 years ago

    Just like a woman "kmackey32" to start something and then run off.

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       badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I blame her for sure lol, jeeez why not just go to her bedroom.

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    Colebabieposted 15 years ago

    Umm I could write a dirty novel with all the kinkiness.

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       badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And I could so put you in mine

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          Colebabieposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          And I'm so blushing right now

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             badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I love a nice blush especially on you Cole

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 15 years ago

    =O what we talkin' about?

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    pgrundyposted 15 years ago

    Balanced my checkbook. Called my Mom.

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       Am I dead, yet?posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       xD ROFL!

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    yea i knew this thread would go far. lol

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    I am such a naughty girl when i drink. lol

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I went clubbing last weekend I was so smashed I only realised half way home I was the only one in the taxi, the others were still in the club looking for me ROFL

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          badcompany99posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Jeeez was I here last night : , heads busting and am off to work, twas a laugh though. Enjoy yer Saturday peeps !

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             CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             You just cant hold your drink Captain now hurry up we are late, and I am driving you stink of drink

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    I didnt run off. Here I am. LOL

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    K, where do you and blondepoet want to go drinking with me?  We could really get kinky!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sure LC, if you think you can keep up with us. Can you dance?

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          CabinGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          One second Captain, just a quick kiss for the Poet x

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Sure as soon as I unhook this toffee, it's stuck in my tongue tickler ROFL

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    The Captainposted 15 years ago

    I most certainly can hold my drink, Cabin Girl. I can hold it in my left hand, or my right hand, or my teeth while my hands are occupied elsewhere.

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    The Captainposted 15 years ago

    Where are we going?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       To my place BYO drinks everbody, let's party

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    BP, do you want me to dance with the pole or without?  LOL

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhh bring the pole I should rather like seeing this. How far up can you go before you get stuck ????

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    I've already started!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hold on I will go get some music to accompany you woo hoo

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Well I have some pinnochio underwear, I could model while dancing!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       There you go see if you think you can work to that
       
       Ladies night Adonis
       Working after hours
       Ripples on my chest
       Never got a nights rest
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       
       A modern day Jack
       A jock with an act
       Hey Lolita touch me, squeeze me
       
       Ooo... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
       Ahhh... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x7)
       
       Built like a truck
       I'd bump for a buck
       Tips in my G-string, made my living
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       In hot cop drag
       In another man's stag
       Dressed to tease him, strip to sleaze 'im
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       
       Strip for me babe
       Strip for you
       Strip for me 'cause, I want you to. (x4)
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       
       Strip for me babe
       Strip for you
       Strip for me 'cause, I want you to
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar.(x4)
       
       Ladies night Adonis
       Working after hours
       Ripples on my chest
       Never got a nights rest
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       A modern day Jack
       A jock with an act
       Hey Lolita touch me, squeeze me
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
       Ooo... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
       Ssss... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar.(x6)
       
       I'm built like a truck
       I'd bump for a buck
       Tips in my G-string, made my living
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       
       In hot cop drag
       In another man's stag
       Dressed to tease him, strip to please 'im
       
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
       I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4

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          sixtyorsoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Very funny this deserves a hub on it's own!

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             blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             It is Sixty you could have a role in it, I can see that, you would play the waiter serving the ladies ROFL

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    What are you playing, Bolero?

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    The Captainposted 15 years ago

    I think I'll be doing my interpretation of Pinocchio, if you follow my drift.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I don't understand Captain I am but a blonde....ohhhh..hang on....I think I am catching on....sounds dandy to me

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       sixtyorsoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Nosy bugger! LOL

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh great pun Sixty woo hooo Mr Mc Goo

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Never been a male stripper at least in public.  I was asked to by a female stripper to be her assistant for awhile!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       There is always a first LM, it is like walking with a blindfold, you take a little step and bang you realise you can do it lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    I like the bang part anyway!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL it does not work without the bang factor

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Tell you what BP, if you give me lessons, I will give it a shot!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I am a very good teacher, Cindy will vouch for me,(I pay her lots money to agree), yes certainly am checking my appointment book....mmm...dum..deee..ok how does tomorrow sound 4.00pm

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Blonde, howya going, am so tired, wake me up, send over that young bare-chested man with his knob-thong and a palm frond.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sure he is in a taxi on his way to the air-port now, hang in there, help is on the way !!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    I am an excellent and attentive student.  4 sounds terrific.
    Do I need to bring anything special?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Just a kilo of prawns and the pole, I think I can work with that combo.

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    cheaptrickposted 15 years ago

    i did an overnight radio show(religious believe it or not)in dallas tx.had a few drinks at my favorite watering hole before work one night and met a hot, HOT redhead who wanted to see how a lone host got through the night.before long i was on the air and she was on ME!what a woman!all i could say over and over was OH JESUS!OH JESUS!OH JESUS!OOOHHH...the next day the station was flooded with calls about how full of the SPIRIT i was and my great love of the lord.that night i told listeners how an angel had come to me and made clear my true love in life.kinky enough for you?...feed your head...peace...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

    Which pole?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ROFL both of them, would be nice.

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    it's so hot and i drank so much vodka last night, now going to a big staff dinner tonight, and went out with friends for indian for lunch, and some other mates brought over cinnamon pastries and muffins for breakfast, when will it all end.......

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhhh what a life Cindy, oh it sounds so painful, oh you lucky thing.I could have gone clubbing tonight but I'm stuffed.

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Is the pole called Arek?

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Have to shower, wash off my sweat and get beautiful, laters

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn she is leaving me again!!!!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Well, after holding my piece [hehe] I will only say it involved dental floss. I must go now, on the road agin!

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Damn C.C a little more information would not go astray. You can't just throw a pie in the oven without adding the filling.

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