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whats the kinkiest thing you have done when doing it?

  1. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    One time, my husband and I did it in our front yard whils cars where going by. A friend of ours asked me what we were doing the other night in the yard! LOL

  2. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    Oh am i not alowed to ask this question?

  3. fierycj profile image77
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    If everybody talked about the stuff, this thread would soon be banned. No kidding.

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Actually this question is pretty mild compared to many of the threads that you start.

      1. fierycj profile image77
        fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        So, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done, Eric...talk crap?

  4. SweetiePie profile image82
    SweetiePieposted 8 years ago

    Interesting thread, but I think fierycj is probably right.  Nevertheless, you will probably get some interesting answers.

  5. blondepoet profile image74
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    I do not find it offensive at all, it is just like talking about brushing your teeth and so forth. I can not actually count all the kinky things I have done. Perhaps one was doing naked kick boxing lessons on the beach ROFL.

  6. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    Yea i was talking about brushing my teeth. LOL oh have some fun guys you know you like the thread

  7. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    What do you mean Eric, I start bad threads? LOL

    1. Eric Graudins profile image62
      Eric Graudinsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      No, of course not smile. I meant the threads that are started by fierycj.

      @fierycj: Yes, talking crap is the kinkiest thing I've ever done.

  8. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    LOL good one. I dont mean to offend anyone. I had a few drinks last night and was acting silly. LOL

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      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You couldn't offend my friend besides it's harmless fun smile

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        CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Translated, he's not getting any smile

  9. R. Blue profile image56
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    Too numerous to count!!  "Using a feather is erotic....using the whole chicken is kinky"  Hmmm....probably wife swapping.   signed : Anonymous

  10. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    OMG LOL

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    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    Now my kinkiest was doing it in a telephone box whilst she was talking to her sister. smile

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Never realised those blow up dolls could talk, how science has advanced smile

    2. Lgali profile image56
      Lgaliposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      really

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        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I swear tis a true tale smile

  12. R. Blue profile image56
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    Wasn't really kinky....but was fun...have done it while driving my car a couple of times....with the lady sitting on my lap facing the rear.....and speaking of the rear.....oh well another time

  13. RooBee profile image76
    RooBeeposted 8 years ago

    bc! That was you in there with my sister?! I just thought we had a bad connection on account of her being in a phone booth. Unbelievable! You and those red heads...

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      RooBee the only redhead he's ever had is a bald guy who has sat in the sun way too long lol

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      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Twas yer voice set me off RooBee, so tis yer fault. Oh and say hi to yer sister, nice girl and better since she got a mobile phone smile

  14. Ladybird33 profile image45
    Ladybird33posted 8 years ago

    I will never ever tell... smile

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Go on tell you know you want to !

    2. R. Blue profile image56
      R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wrong answer...now we'll have to torture it out of you.  Cabin Girl...prepare the ship for keelhauling.

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        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Shall I hold her or you ?

        1. R. Blue profile image56
          R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          We can take turns if that's kinky enough for this post!!

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            badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Well it's a kinky post ya know so that was so inviting us in, was like spilling blood at a Vampires Reunion, doncha think ?

            1. R. Blue profile image56
              R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Was like laying a banquet before a starving man.

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                badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Lol I agree

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        CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Aye Aye Sir, you should take over the Wild Imagination you are so dominant !!

  15. GeneriqueMedia profile image61
    GeneriqueMediaposted 8 years ago

    It's all about Twister. Nekkid.

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh baby I can do Twister !

      1. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Who wants to go first

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          CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh baby I am already twisted for you !

          1. blondepoet profile image74
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oh nice view from down here smile

        2. R. Blue profile image56
          R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I prefer "Hide the sausage"

  16. Beth100 profile image78
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    oooooo, can I join, pleeeze?????   tongue

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Course you can, hop aboard smile

      1. Beth100 profile image78
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hop?  I'll be swinging aboard ... weeeeeee

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          badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Blue we gotta swinger smile

          1. R. Blue profile image56
            R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Great minds think alike :-)

        2. R. Blue profile image56
          R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Now we have swingers in here...how fun!!!

    2. R. Blue profile image56
      R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's no answer....sure you can join....but we're going to need details!!!

      1. Beth100 profile image78
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Only details you'll get are ones your contributing....gotta be there to enjoy it!  wink

  17. blondepoet profile image74
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Dressed up for Dr Benson as a nurse http://hubpages.com/hub/Benson-Yeungs-O … With-Boobs

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think I love this girl, go away guys !

    2. R. Blue profile image56
      R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh please don't go talking about Boobs and such...I get so offended ;-)  I prefer pictures!!!

      1. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        We are talking about pics here

  18. mayhmong profile image67
    mayhmongposted 8 years ago

    Its funny seeing people get caught kinky on the Cheaters show.

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey May little cupcake

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      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhh but how many are sitting back peeking in, that is the question. Jeeez you and yer Shakespeare, do you think the Bard was kinky, who Bart, no Shakespeare. Dunno was I there you dipstick !

      1. Beth100 profile image78
        Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        ah, those voyeurs are just jealous....no courage to join in...why don't we amaze them and lure them in with a nice strong taute line?

        1. R. Blue profile image56
          R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Talk about voyeurs...and no courage....ok I'll loosen up in a minute.

          1. Beth100 profile image78
            Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            better hurry, you're losing their interest.... lol

            1. R. Blue profile image56
              R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Nah...knowing them they went and got a room.

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                badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                This Beth is so mine Blue, methinks smile

                1. R. Blue profile image56
                  R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I think Beth is looking for two masters BC.

                2. Beth100 profile image78
                  Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  So's ya think, eh?

              2. Beth100 profile image78
                Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                LMAO

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    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    I deff think she's mine though, sorry mate.

    1. Beth100 profile image78
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      swinging =  no ownership

      convince me otherwise  smile

      1. R. Blue profile image56
        R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Come on over and BC and I will try our best to convince you.  Here...hold this and you can own it...for a while.

        1. Beth100 profile image78
          Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          untie me first !!!

          1. R. Blue profile image56
            R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You'll have to perform some tasks first.....then if you take it like a real woman...we may just untie you.

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            badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            noooooooooo are you kidding, no way !

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        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Do I need to convince you Beth, you seem to know what you want and what you want is typing back to you !

  20. R. Blue profile image56
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    Maybe we can start an orgy...anyone interested?

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think its going there Captain Blue !

      1. R. Blue profile image56
        R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well it is a Friday...and there's a whole weekend ahead!!!

  21. waynet profile image79
    waynetposted 8 years ago

    I smeared peanut butter all over my botty crack and had some local nuns eat it off, they just loved my arse!!......ha ha ha pass us another bottle of wine mrs!!

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      CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Any left smile

    2. GeneriqueMedia profile image61
      GeneriqueMediaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ...wow. Well, at least it wasn't the dog. wink

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        CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        PMSL !!

      2. waynet profile image79
        waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Tried that, but the dog would'nt take to peanut butter very well...will try marmite or chicken paste?

        1. lxxy profile image58
          lxxyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Chicken...paste? Err... woa!

          And Marmite? Sheesh, I don't eat anything Americans can't take. ;D

    3. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my

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        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Adds a hole new meaning to a right arsehole lol

        1. waynet profile image79
          waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Ha ha ...the cheek of it! bwa ha ha ha...spilled my drink....!

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            CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah top my glass up too, hes a cheeky git !!

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          CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hes got a Wild Imagination though Captain, you are so all talk unlike Waynet !

        3. blondepoet profile image74
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          ROFL INDEED

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            CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You still love me, I dreamt about you last night smile

            1. blondepoet profile image74
              blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I hope they were nice dreams....

              1. R. Blue profile image56
                R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I'm sure they were slippery...topped with a pearl and much like an oyster.

      2. R. Blue profile image56
        R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ahhhh...food kink....I once stuffed a banana in a vaginana and ate it out.  And before you ask BC...yes they were both very tasty.

        1. waynet profile image79
          waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          vaginana????!! never heard of it, is it a local delicacy lol...tee hee!!

          1. blondepoet profile image74
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oh my there goes my little halo

          2. R. Blue profile image56
            R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'll say!!!! topped with a pearl.....a little slippery like an oyster

            1. waynet profile image79
              waynetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              How about a pearl necklace, a bit messy though...ooh I am a bit drunk tonight, who cares friday night an all!

              1. blondepoet profile image74
                blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Yes I own a few sets of pearls....

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                CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I am drunk too and its friday so we need some fun, but ewwwww a banana that is so gross. I hope you told her you loved her first !

                1. R. Blue profile image56
                  R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I love both...banana and vaginana....alright then I love them both...happy now?

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            badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Jeeeeeeeeeeeez damn bugger has outdone me, respect !

  22. mayhmong profile image67
    mayhmongposted 8 years ago

    How did kinky turned in to a sex party routine? Or is everyone just playing food fight?

    1. R. Blue profile image56
      R. Blueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Splat!!!!...just hit May with a blueberry pie....man that's gonna stain.

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    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    I know !

    1. Beth100 profile image78
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Well, what  choices do I have -- all tied up and all?  It's not like I can run or anything....just have to play submissive...

  24. R. Blue profile image56
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    I think we lost BP...she went out to polish her halo.

    1. Beth100 profile image78
      Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not that easily shaken off....tallying up the points between the two of you!  lol

    2. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO am here containing myself

  25. R. Blue profile image56
    R. Blueposted 8 years ago

    Just like a woman "kmackey32" to start something and then run off.

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      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I blame her for sure lol, jeeez why not just go to her bedroom.

  26. Colebabie profile image59
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Umm I could write a dirty novel with all the kinkiness. wink

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      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      And I could so put you in mine smile

      1. Colebabie profile image59
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And I'm so blushing right now smile

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          badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I love a nice blush especially on you Cole smile

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    Am I dead, yet?posted 8 years ago

    =O what we talkin' about?

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    pgrundyposted 8 years ago

    Balanced my checkbook. Called my Mom.

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      Am I dead, yet?posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      xD ROFL!

  29. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    yea i knew this thread would go far. lol

  30. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    I am such a naughty girl when i drink. lol

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I went clubbing last weekend I was so smashed I only realised half way home I was the only one in the taxi, the others were still in the club looking for me ROFL

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        badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Jeeez was I here last night : , heads busting and am off to work, twas a laugh though. Enjoy yer Saturday peeps !

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          CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You just cant hold your drink Captain now hurry up we are late, and I am driving you stink of drink smile

  31. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    I didnt run off. Here I am. LOL

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    K, where do you and blondepoet want to go drinking with me?  We could really get kinky! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sure LC, if you think you can keep up with us. Can you dance? smile smile smile

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        CabinGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        One second Captain, just a quick kiss for the Poet x

        1. blondepoet profile image74
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sure as soon as I unhook this toffee, it's stuck in my tongue tickler ROFL

  33. The Captain profile image58
    The Captainposted 8 years ago

    I most certainly can hold my drink, Cabin Girl. I can hold it in my left hand, or my right hand, or my teeth while my hands are occupied elsewhere.

  34. The Captain profile image58
    The Captainposted 8 years ago

    Where are we going?

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      To my place BYO drinks everbody, let's party

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    BP, do you want me to dance with the pole or without?  LOL

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ohhh bring the pole I should rather like seeing this. How far up can you go before you get stuck ????

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    I've already started!

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hold on I will go get some music to accompany you woo hoo

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Well I have some pinnochio underwear, I could model while dancing!

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
      There you go see if you think you can work to that smile

      Ladies night Adonis
      Working after hours
      Ripples on my chest
      Never got a nights rest

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)

      A modern day Jack
      A jock with an act
      Hey Lolita touch me, squeeze me

      Ooo... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
      Ahhh... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x7)

      Built like a truck
      I'd bump for a buck
      Tips in my G-string, made my living

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
      In hot cop drag
      In another man's stag
      Dressed to tease him, strip to sleaze 'im

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)

      Strip for me babe
      Strip for you
      Strip for me 'cause, I want you to. (x4)

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)

      Strip for me babe
      Strip for you
      Strip for me 'cause, I want you to

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar.(x4)

      Ladies night Adonis
      Working after hours
      Ripples on my chest
      Never got a nights rest

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
      A modern day Jack
      A jock with an act
      Hey Lolita touch me, squeeze me

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
      Ooo... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar
      Ssss... I was a male stripper in a gogo bar.(x6)

      I'm built like a truck
      I'd bump for a buck
      Tips in my G-string, made my living

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)

      In hot cop drag
      In another man's stag
      Dressed to tease him, strip to please 'im

      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4)
      I was a male stripper in a gogo bar. (x4

      1. sixtyorso profile image79
        sixtyorsoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Very funny this deserves a hub on it's own!

        1. blondepoet profile image74
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          It is Sixty you could have a role in it, I can see that, you would play the waiter serving the ladies ROFL

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    What are you playing, Bolero? smile

  39. The Captain profile image58
    The Captainposted 8 years ago

    I think I'll be doing my interpretation of Pinocchio, if you follow my drift.

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I don't understand Captain I am but a blonde....ohhhh..hang on....I think I am catching on....sounds dandy to me smile smile

    2. sixtyorso profile image79
      sixtyorsoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nosy bugger! LOL

      1. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        oh great pun Sixty woo hooo Mr Mc Goo

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Never been a male stripper at least in public.  I was asked to by a female stripper to be her assistant for awhile! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      There is always a first LM, it is like walking with a blindfold, you take a little step and bang you realise you can do it lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    I like the bang part anyway! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL it does not work without the bang factor big_smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Tell you what BP, if you give me lessons, I will give it a shot! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am a very good teacher, Cindy will vouch for me,(I pay her lots money to agree), yes certainly am checking my appointment book....mmm...dum..deee..ok how does tomorrow sound 4.00pm

  43. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Blonde, howya going, am so tired, wake me up, send over that young bare-chested man with his knob-thong and a palm frond.

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sure he is in a taxi on his way to the air-port now, hang in there, help is on the way !!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    I am an excellent and attentive student.  4 sounds terrific.
    Do I need to bring anything special? smile

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just a kilo of prawns and the pole, I think I can work with that combo.

  45. cheaptrick profile image69
    cheaptrickposted 8 years ago

    i did an overnight radio show(religious believe it or not)in dallas tx.had a few drinks at my favorite watering hole before work one night and met a hot, HOT redhead who wanted to see how a lone host got through the night.before long i was on the air and she was on ME!what a woman!all i could say over and over was OH JESUS!OH JESUS!OH JESUS!OOOHHH...the next day the station was flooded with calls about how full of the SPIRIT i was and my great love of the lord.that night i told listeners how an angel had come to me and made clear my true love in life.kinky enough for you?...feed your head...peace...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Which pole?

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL both of them, would be nice.

  47. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    it's so hot and i drank so much vodka last night, now going to a big staff dinner tonight, and went out with friends for indian for lunch, and some other mates brought over cinnamon pastries and muffins for breakfast, when will it all end.......

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ohhhh what a life Cindy, oh it sounds so painful, oh you lucky thing.I could have gone clubbing tonight but I'm stuffed.

  48. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Is the pole called Arek?

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha

  49. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 8 years ago

    Have to shower, wash off my sweat and get beautiful, laters

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Damn she is leaving me again!!!!

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Well, after holding my piece [hehe] I will only say it involved dental floss. I must go now, on the road agin!

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Damn C.C a little more information would not go astray. You can't just throw a pie in the oven without adding the filling. smile smile

 
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