the fear is a natural reaction
to the god of their religious faction
who will burn them in hell
if there's even a smell
of them taking an opposite action
Religion is not always a bad thing
But when it is made the only thing
Then it becomes confrontational
But for many it is inspirational
So it depends on how you see this thing
sweetiePie you are a suprise
with words that are kindly and wise
we will leave out religions
and talk about pidgeons
their wings and the shape of their eyes.
I did not mean to talk about religion
Just saying people like division
They do it in the politics too
So nothing is really new
Some people just like contention
Pigeons can be a lot of fun
When they play in the sun
Are they good pets
Or even good for bets
Pet pigeons are not so fun
As you know, I don't mind a discussion
but I don't like much verbal percussion
If I get called a fool
I break my own rule
and attack with a word or a muffin
I do come on strong in the forum
some say that I'm lacking decorum
But i would like to say
at the end of the day
that at least I do try not to bore em!
Some people insist they must always be right
And they try this with might
They never want to acknowledge
Another person's knowledge
So the only like to start verbal fights
Verbal fights are a bit of a strain
it seldom involves use of brain
when they get in the mood
to insult and be rude
it's time for me to refrain
wordscribe where are you now,
in the paddock miking the cow?
get yourself back in here
and join in a cheer
for the impact. we miss your kapow!
I know the arguments are a time suck
But sometimes I get stuck
Other days I do just fine
For forums I should not pine
I find it discouraging some only pluck
Pigeons are of Columbidae,
so dumb they can barely fly.
Might try one with soup,
could cause me the croup,
so maybe I'll stick with the pie.
I'm enjoying this thread with you girls
your limericks are beautiful pearls
the wisdom I see
when you banter with me
makes my mustache rejoice so it curls.
You are so very gracious earnest
You are really the best
And always make us smile
I like to be here awhile
This is a forum at its finest
A friend's curls at times, name's Danica,
that's why she started her Vaniqua,
She still has the stubble,
seen clearly by Hubbell,
just look it up in Brittanica.
Thats amazing, I wish that I'd seen
but how in the world did she clean?
if seen from old Hubble
she sure is in trouble
the site of it would be obsene
Earnest, get off that forum!
Don't you by now abhor 'em?
We need you right here,
you and your beard,
plus, we're a much finer quorum.
I'll try to stay just on this forum
to keep all my words I will store em
I have sparingly chose
to put rings in my nose
to make sure that I don't go and gore em!
I once made my mustache just like Dali
while riding around on my Harley
when I road over fifty
the ends got quite nifty
and curled to look more like Svengali.
Last time I rode was on a Honda,
Hair blowing and breezy like Fonda's,
I rode on the back,
had a heart attack,
he gunned it all the way to Kwanda.
My hair can curl very easily when I set it
But the hassle is a fit
So usually it is straight
Except on certain dates
Then I might actually tease the heck out of it
I had a bike shop once you know
so I rode in the sun and the snow
Honda is best
makes a joke of the rest
and Harley's are clumsy and slow
I'm back, but I'll be in and out
Cause you know I'm a rhymer devout
Put a link to the forum
In a tweet, there before 'em
So they'll join us in minutes no doubt
I'm just busy researching a house
A place we're I'll live with my spouse
Cause as soon as I get one
The bedroom's where we'll have fun
Action: rabbits, Sound: quiet as a mouse
House-hunting is fun for a second,
frustrating in this economy, I reckon.
The bedroom's the pinnacle,
avoid one that's clinical,
since there you will grow an erection.
I knew you could not keep it clean
your sweet little mind is obscene!
just the thought of a bed
will be turning your head
to the bedroom where all can be seen.
I'm happy you've found a new dwelling
I need the address if your telling
I can come round your house
like a regular souse
and watch while you do all the selling
So, where are these twittery tweeters?
Expected they'd pour in by litres,
Tweet-worthy this is,
minus words like the "jizz"
and others referring to peters.
Her top lip must have been strong
to support a mustache that's so long
I image she can
make a fool of a man
who has less face hair than has king kong!
Yeah sorry about all that innuendo
From arousal to the ending crescendo
But like I said on this thread
I will wait til I'm wed
Off again to play with my "nintendo"
I think you are understood well
any red blooded male can tell
you are hotter than mustard
when covered in custard
as long as it's licked off as well!
That sounds like a plan, any takers?
I suppose it would interest the bakers.
Mustard is spicy,
custard is dicey,
surely not a job for the quakers.
My hands in the air way too swiftly
I've been waving since 22:50
And I'm talkin' last night
Do you need some egg white?
I like it shaken, not stirred... and quickly!
yes we need all the people from twitter
especially any hard hitter
who can give us advice
on how to be nice
and to stop me from mentioning shitter.
wordscribe you are going quite well
all that work is starting to tell
your scores 94
tho I know you want more
it leaves my 91 a hard sell
It was ninety nine for a spell,
then it went to bloody Hell,
fine, it's a 9-4,
it's somewhat of a bore,
but I don't want my head to swell.
I once got it to 99
I was having a fabulous time
then it went way back down
so I gave up my crown
and decided I'd need to do rhyme.
On Amazon I'm making fine sales,
hubs about mammals with tails.
I'll never get rich,
hubs is a bitch,
but at least it will pay for my nails.
And after that I think I'll get banned
If enforced you know I'll understand
I like humour attesting
To something suggesting
Otherwise all my rhymes will be bland
Marco welcome glad your back here
we should celebrate with a beer
the rhymes make me dry
put a tear in me eye
If I'm drunk I can handle my fear.
You are here with wordscribe which is cute
just don't climb in the back of the ute
because by your doing
all that naked cooing
We'll be banned and that just wouldn't suit.
Getting banned just wouldn't be cool,
innuendos will have to rule,
it can still be exciting,
and a little delighting,
but unlike the ones where we drool.
Thanks Earnest but I'll have me a cider
In Australia I'll feel an outsider
All the blokes like their beer
"Strongbow" I volunteer
I don't care when their eyes get abit wider
Now I must be off to bed
I need sleep after all that I've said
having written all day
I will now hit the hay
so tomorrow I'll still have some cred.
Goodnight my wonderfully entertaining friends!
wow, 50 limericks directly addressed
you guys are really blessed
we keep writing all these
either standing or on knees
none of them look tiny messed
Just studying how to Hub Score
Taught me that I'll never have more
Since part of the task
Is writing to ask
Know-it-all me would find that a bore
A Request can be made by the curious
But that would make me simply furious
Any answer at all
Can be found with a call
Or a Search but not Bing, which is spurious
ok i am going in
correct me if i am wrong
a mouse ran up my pants
I started to shake and dance
didn't know what to do
So I just threw
The mouse overseas to france
Drew's getting in the limerick mix,
of these I've had my fix.
Beware they're addicting,
Obsession inflicting!
And they have five lines, not six.
Limericks are short as my temper
Yell shout scream my dog whimpers
Hot headed 212 temperature
so sick too sick in need of a cure
Remember when life was simpler
December the past is a blur
Don't wish the snow back, Mr. Breezy;
To cavil at heat's way too easy;
Your temp'rature's up,
But your verses seem stuck
In a rut - have a beer! Would that please ye?
I don't wish to come off as "preachy",
But summer up north is just peachy;
But we plow through the snow here
At thirty below, dear,
For for almost six months of the year - see?
The weather you have is appalling!
the thought of it has my skin crawling
If I got cold as that
I would need so much fat
my body would miss it's real calling.
I may have misspoke 'bout our weather;
It's really quite lovely today, here;
In WINTER we suffer,
From drifts high and fluffy,
So "don't wish it back" 's all I say, dear.
I'm glad you have sunshine today
I'll try not to spook it away
if it gets really hot
which I gather it's not
I will come over their for a stay.
Been 105 here for most of 2 weeks,
I'm hating these temperature peeks.
Beats the rainy season,
rain's good within reason,
but the cities in Oregon become creeks!
I love eugene oregon thats where my man marv stays
He is a singer song writer live music he plays
Alternative hip hop
In his flip flops
He is all that and a bag of lays
Eugene is a peace loving scene,
full of hippies and those very green,
Women have hairy pits,
and go into fits,
If leather, not pleather is seen.
I've never been to Eugene
I imagine that it is the scene
for a lot of dope smoking
humping and toking
so to visit? You bet I am keen.
Back in the day I did toke,
grabbed a few beers and had a smoke.
Joined PETA a while,
saved a crocodile,
and said stuff like: "Dude, I'm stoked!"
I remember the old hippy days
not well, because of the haze
but it was very nice
I did everything twice
and with girls too cos that was the craze
I'm still a little granola,
I've traded ETOH for coca cola,
I loved being care-free,
tying myself to trees,
and dancing naked as I played my viola.
I play guitar, not viola
though I no longer play for payola
but it perks up my fingers
the melody lingers
I can feel it for hours in my molar
The summer months are now half gone,
I still have to go mow the lawn,
I do need to garden,
So please give me pardon,
I don't work until freaking dawn!
Our summer has not started yet
and I am beginning to fret
for those long lazy days
in a heat ridden haze
eating ice cream and jelly thats set
Oh why is your summer not there?
I hope not because of my hair.
In the warm of the summer,
My hair is a bummer,
Not something that I want to wear.
Well you see I am from down under
your hair is not it if you wonder
below the equator
Summer's much later
it is also the time we get thunder.
Be happy your days are still cool,
You won't have to go clean the pool,
Enjoy what you got,
I'd love it a lot,
And that ice cream is making me drool!
the weekend started once again
smiles are back, gone is pain
kitchen project done half way
futon coming tomorrow to stay
the week closed with stock market gain
A Jolly Green Giant was known to say
"I Need a Break; Maybe today,"
So she asked for advice from us all
But would a giant listen to our call?
Nope! "Through work; I know not; how to play!"
I took a break for a few hours,
was overcome by artistic powers.
I play limericks for fun,
enjoy a good pun,
and even practice them in my showers.
I do that too in the shower
it gives me my magical power
so that I can rhyme
for an instant in time
and keep myself happy for hours
Interesting that here you claim
that simple limericks are to blame
Are you sure the break was long enough?
I mean what about the family stuff?
It's a hard thing to handle; all this fame!
The fame is hard to deal with,
the gossip, tabloids, and the myths.
But my fans await me,
and scream like banshees
if I quit being a brilliant wordsmith. *sighs*
Your wordsmithery is certainly fine
I suspect that it's better than mine
fame is the price
for being so nice
and wordsmithering well all of the time!
I'm taking these posts to five hundred,
"She'll even do it alone", she thundered.
This thread's smokin' hot,
and no one will be caught
saying: "Man, this threads been plundered."
The plundering can only be fine
if it is your work or mine
we can plunder away
till the end of the day
while taking a break all the time.
Oh, I see it is just a Leo thing
Silly me; of course you'll make it sing
But take care of yourself in your quest for wealth
For a Lion can rely on far more than stealth
You can sell your smile; to earn the bling!
You guys still rhyming? This is hilarious!
The situation's becoming synonymous
With words like 'addiction'
Now here's my prediction
You'll join me soon: Limericks Anonymous
Just got home from work pretty tired
This party is still pretty wired
But I've made my money,
going to bed with my honey
Maybe tomorrow I'll be more inspired.
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