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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   wordscribe, 100 is great!
   I would love to have that on my plate
   I may have a great time
   with limerick and rhyme
   but that score I'd rather create!

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   I think that forums are great
   if you are in an unstable state.
   You can grunt, you can yell
   curse with magical spell
   all the hubbers that you daily hate.

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   L. Andrew Marrposted 15 years ago

   I think that forums are great
   But some people are just filled with hate.
   Now I'm hurting my head
   So I'm going to bed;
   Alas I must go and migrate.

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   I can't bother with people that think
   all the newbies, newcomers stink.
   Do you think cause you're old
   proudly selfish and bold
   can deny giving help, giving links ?

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   And this third Limerik is the last
   all this rythm and rhymes from the past!
   I feel like an old bard
   drinking ale, eating lard
   with some onions and cheese and pie crust.

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That sounds like a fattening diet
      your limerick is really a riot
      If I ate all that
      I'd get really fat
      as I'm slim, I may even try it!

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   Arrr! The limericks thread has grown fat
   with the new rhymers passing the hat
   creating new giggles
   wiggles and squiggles
   and making us laugh and all that!

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   SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

   Writing large letters on paper is fun
   but it make people stunned.
   Pondering how I write
   really straight and right.
   Writing large letters can be very fun.

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      SweetiePie, your back on this thread
      making limericks inside your head
      I love all of this
      let me blow you a kiss
      to show that you really have cred!

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   Bibowenposted 15 years ago

   It chills you right down to the bone
   for reasons unseen and unknown
   But when Election Day came
   What appeared to be sane
   for a prez what we got was Capone

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   SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

   Earnest hub is always a special treat
   his words cannot be beat.
   When blue just drop by
   and Earnest will say hi.
   Earnest is a always especially sweet.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Ah, mutual caring is great!
    it runs rings around words of hate
    if we make enough love
    all the bad stuff we shove
    down the drain where it's welcomed by fate!

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    Never substitute ranch dressing for mayonaise,
    the packet will amaze.
    Yucky double ranch noodles,
    of which there were oodles.
    Never put ranch in or you will feel malaise.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 15 years ago

    trolls can be so fun to play with
    you just need to be a good wordsmith
    like a mouse for a cat
    let it wiggle then SPLAT!
    if you don't mind wasting he bandwith

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    Rhymer.com helps you come up with ideas
    for a limerick that aces.
    Short stories abound
    So strive to be aground.
    Start writing a limerick that blazes.

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    Paragliderposted 15 years ago

    This limerick thread will not die
    as long as we have SweetiePie
    and Earnest and Ron
    (and others) set on
    prolonging its flight in the sky!

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       wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Die it will not Limerick King.
       I thank Thee for all that You bring.
       This thread is my air,
       But those novel beware!
       It's as addictive as an illicit fling.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Para we're glad that your back
    keeping the limericks on track
    when you make a post
    as you are our host
    we're honored as part of the pack

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    Paragliderposted 15 years ago

    I let the place out for a while
    but now that you've settled in style
    enjoying my abode
    I don't feel that I'm owed
    any more than an 'en passant' smile 

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    It's mostly Earnest's fault,
    why I cannot seem to halt,
    this limericking's neverending,
    my hubs are all pending,
    a nonstop rhyming assault.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    I have met in this forum some guys
    who write gibberish quotes , meanly lies
    using caps and red ink
    phrases worthless I think
    then they leave in the blink of an eye.

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    If you feel the urge to compete
    Then you better start moving your feet
    Because someone will loose
    When it comes to good muse
    And I'm the best you will meet!

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       So you are the best I will meet?
       Come on man ! stand on your feet !
       I'm the best and the last,
       I'm a hurricane blast
       I'll will turn you in a complete s--t 

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          Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          HoHum; thems are fair fighting turds
          But I've heard far better from Nerds
          Perhaps you would like to re-phrase
          Or maybe medicate your craze
          Coz you'll get buggered with such words!

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             tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             So you're calling me stupid and nerd?
             From you of all beings, what nerve!
             From a bumblebee town
             so short minded...you frown?
             Cheer up, mate ! That I'm your best friend ! 

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                Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Is this a concession that I sense?
                From one who's presence is immense
                In Bumble Town we sing your praise
                But then, only on drunken days
                Yep, I agree; we may be dense!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    There once was a Miss Bordeau
    Turned out she was really a ho
    Her hubs were quite good
    If you remembered which hood
    Those kinda girls like to go

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    goodfriendiamposted 15 years ago

    Now look here all
    no one is better then who
    you or I.
    come down of that horse, one and all
    for if not eventually you'll fall

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    marcofratelliposted 15 years ago

    I must do one limerick then go
    If you look at my profile you'll know
    This is all I've been doing
    My real life's renewing
    My battery's been flat, feel quite low
    
    And my earnings have hit a brick wall
    It's not that they were that much at all
    So for now I'm on leave
    From trying to achieve
    I will be back though, I'll give you a call
    
    It might only be for a week
    But I know that some goals I must seek
    Now I need to refrain
    Just to find 'me' again
    Need a hug and a kiss on the cheek
    
    x

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       So a hug and a kiss on the cheek
       is all that you want, that you seek ?
       I'd prefer winning prize
       on casino or dice
       get a bunch of green dollars this week

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    Ads about Las Vegas abound on tv
    in an economy so very shaky.
    Las Vegas is a bore
    and like a chore.
    Las Vegas is just kind of achy.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    Is this a concession that I sense?
    From one who's presence is immense
    In Bumble Town we sing your praise
    But then, only on drunken days
    Yep, I agree; we may be dense! lol
    
    How nice of you ! the praises and all
    even drunk in the days you will fall
    for my grace and my glam
    my smartness, my charm
    Oh! Pearldiver, you'll come to my call !

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

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    RedElfposted 15 years ago

    Not pigeons, but Magpies we see,
    A beautiful bird, all agree;
    Though their plumage is splend'rous,
    Their voice is horrendous -
    A buzz-saw with feathers and beak
    
    Protected and banded, they be, too,
    And woe betide any who say, "Shoo!"
    For they're daring and cheeky,
    A little bit sneaky -
    With fly-by from on-high, they'll get you

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    Spaghettis are monsters with sauce
    that's what Mark Knowles believes, and I was
    so confused and surprised
    eating noodles of rice
    that I choked and threw up.  What a Loss!

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    Sweetiepie is all sugar and cream
    but beware! she's not all that it seems,
    she can held a good fight
    in politics, fists tight,
    when defending  the 'American Dream'
    
    
    Mr. Knowles is so clever and witty
    answers, he don't write out of pitty,
    he can scorn you and strike back
    leaving prowess intact,
    and make even his errors look pretty.
    
    Pearldiver, oh man ! what a jumble!
    eventhough you just got off the jungle
    are you a Maori, an All Black
    or a cocky proud Jack ?
    I will visit for sure you're 'Old Bumble'
    
    Earnesthub is a man full of story
    he thinks, he finds, and he worries
    for his loving best friends
    makes them trust, makes amends,
    What a guy for the praises of glory !
    
    Do you know who I am, or you guess?
    I'm a man of conviction, no less
    I'm a joker at heart
    a pretender that parts
    with his past, his stories...God bless!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Karma karma karma karma .. chamelion
    You come an gooo...ooooo (Boy George in that last limerick)
    
    Life  incomplete without a tantrum, or two.
    just ask that
    4y old polishing the supermarket linoleum
    
    Crying and hissing for candy and toys
    Whatever has caused this mysterious broil
    Who will listen , who cares to toil
    Must be lonely and solidary for the man on the hill
    Discipline we follow or swallow that  bitter pill
    
    So get off that floor, candys bad for your teeth
    Stay mysterious though, beautiful people be proud
    Wonky in places like happy in grief.

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    Disclaimer : meant 4 anybody. Even I can think of a couple of names
    
    
    I'm The Eye that can see trough your mind
    I'm in awe!  All the crap that I find!
    Petty issues and worries
    Envy, lies and dark stories,
    in one pack....Oh if I could be blind !

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    To Eagle 'wiki'
    
    Who cares to toil...that is true
    I have like enough time to jest you.
    Who's the man on the hill?
    who will swallow the pill?
    Is not you?..Come on sister!.. Shoo! Shoo! 

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    'Shoo woop diddy wah a karma karma wang dang'
    
    
    
    Is never as bad as you really say
    I know this , because youre like me, another day
    Must be my smile and others too
    Lures you in to create a spin,
    Moot to Woot, fun an freaky
    Oh and by the way its Eaglekiwi
    Not Eagle Wiki

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

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          Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Encl encyclo encyclopedia can barely spell it
          
          School drop out thats my ticket
          
          No offense taken,names are cool
          
          No fancy letters hang on my wall
          
          Just waterfalls and a Kiwi shaped like a ball

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Ohh...when a Limerick is tranposed so pleasing...
    And...alert a reader with eloquence so teasing...
    A quick form of simple Poetry wit,
    Splattered to your mind like spit,
    With stealth and intelligence expoundingly increasing.
    
    Huh? "Weirdness, Manly Poetry Man, Weirdness!"

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    SweetiePieposted 15 years ago

    Speaking your mind is not always popular
    but being yourself will foster.
    Being yourself is vital
    everything else is banal.
    Be yourself even if it is unpopular.

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Speaking your mind is your soul
       stating your thoughts is your goal.
       Who cares what they say,
       if you have it your way
       Let them rant, let them grunt, let them growl.
       
       
       Sweetiepie is all sugar and cream
       but beware! she's not all that it seems,
       she can held a good fight
       in politics, fists tight,
       when defending  the 'American Dream'

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    Breakfast is nice
    But no creamy rice
    Pancakes n bacon
    Real butter an no fak'in
    
    Oh drizzle with syrup
    fruit n cream,  to make ya burp
    Slurp down juice n coffee
    
    Gotta be rewards for jogging not slothin
    
    Bon appetite mmm Im alive
    
    Eat, Run baby , lets jive

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    Drew Breezzyposted 15 years ago

    i must sleep
    i must sleep
    time to lay
    i must say
    i must sleep

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    Drew Breezzyposted 15 years ago

    i hugged a pink hipo
    then we did the limbo
    the party was crazy
    so was that lady
    she turned out to be a bimbo

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    RedElfposted 15 years ago

    Into pond, thoughts I threw with a twinkle,
    Thinking pundits to woo, pearls to sprinkle;
    But they sank where they dropped
    Without whimper, or plop;
    Leaving nothing behind, not one wrinkle...

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    RedElfposted 15 years ago

    So elsewhere shall I wander - thoughts, hence! This
    Is making my mindset too pensive;
    Elsewhere shall my thinkin'
    Like Winkin' and Blinkin'
    Nod off, 'til some others this mendeth.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    'Tis great to ponder near a pond...
    A scene of nature...from a majic wand...
    Tossing through still water a stone,
    Skipping across glass after thrown,
    At peace here...No words to respond.

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    nikki1posted 15 years ago

    Roses are red
    animals are fed
    violets are blue
    wild animals live in a zoo
    I hope I don't get a flu
    
    Frienz4lif :-D

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That was very nice nikki
       I'll give you a tip, just a quickie
       The first line rhyme's with second
       the third line will beckon
       a change to rhyme line one so witty!

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    have been out for some time
    under the sky with bright sun-shine
    the limericks called
    i came here at last
    let us start with a glass of wine.

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I raise my glass to hubchief
       for despite the world's horror and grief
       you bring good cheer
       with a wine or a beer
       It helps reinforce my belief!

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    let us raise the glass
    for all the world's mass
    who despite of hatred
    no matter what is said
    focus on love of its own class
    
    true love is affection
    it is a big distraction
    who burries the hate
    with a shine and bright fate
    bringing back the smile in action
    
    

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hubchief, I see you're awake!
       here! Have a slice of fresh cake.
       the morning is bright
       through the flickering light
       I  see the fine day it will make.
       

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    thank you dear eranest
    i am on mount everest
    its nearly night here
    starting my ghost fear
    cake would keep my mood in best

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    It's time to light up this thread
    for those who thought limericks dead
    I am posting again
    in the sun and the rain
    or my name isn't fair weather Fred!

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    Paragliderposted 15 years ago

    You call yourself Fairweather Fred?
    Try something romantic instead
    like Stig of the Dump
    or The Bold Heffalump
    or The Dong with the Luminous Head!

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I considered a few just like that
       but they wouldn't fit under my hat
       I am cookoo it's true
       but unlike you
       the top of my head is too flat.

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    we'd keep this thread alive
    taking artistic deep dive
    words would be spread
    with butter and bread
    let us see how far we strive

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hubchief! You are back on the scene
       I'm happy that you are so keen
       your limericks get better
       when smothered in fetta
       it keeps me in food while I preen.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Paraglider is clever and smart
    the limericks he writes are real art
    If I had a brain
    I'd be rhyming the same
    But I don't so I carry the cart.

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    poetry is art, limericks are skill
    you can write infinite, there's no bill
    just find the words
    under tree with birds
    keep it sincere and better we will

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    Drew Breezzyposted 15 years ago

    I got my teeth cut out
    my gums bleed with a doubt
    pain medication
    a state of sedation
    dreaming of salmon trout

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