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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   manly you've got it just right
   now that wasn't much of a fight
   you won it with ease
   as you flew threw the breeze
   of another fine limerick night!

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   HubChiefposted 14 years ago

   300th limericks is this one here
   ceberate a milestone oh dear
   i am thinking
   my eyes are bliking
   how many limericks would be there?
   
   --
   
   make a guess with a limerick
   it doesn't matter what you pick
   just write it down
   white or brown
   even if it is very sick

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Yes, words are a barrel of fun
   I write while I look at the sun
   I can't see what I write
   when I do it at night
   so I write it all out on a bun

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   marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

   Can't believe that this thread is still going!
   I guess it's easy, if the rhymes keep on flowing
   In the past I have wondered
   'f it will hit the 300
   Well it did and there's no signs it's slowing

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   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   The cool people keep it alive,
   the ones filled with jive,
   400 it'll be,
   with this rhyming spree,
   it will never take a nose dive.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   A real rhyming fool! That is I
   six lines in a limerick she cries!
   I only wrote five
   the rest is all vibe
   the other line is caused by flies.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   I'll go to your limerick school
   cos I did break the limerick rule
   but will be back soon
   with a cup and a spoon
   and a big sign that says I'm a tool!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   wordscibe you naughty young thing
   I witnessed your last little fling
   You lost your undies
   and various sundries
   I have never seen such a thing!

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   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   We forgot we had an audience,
   Together we are two naughty vagrants,
   with all the voyeurs,
   making such a stir,
   it's time I seek penance...

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    So wordsribe's sans panties once more.
    Marco hangs them on his door
    Yer both oversexed
    and I'm getting vexed
    I'm surprised your not getting sore!

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I am walking a little bit funny,
       looking a bit like a Playboy bunny,
       I'm got myself ointment
       for our next appointment
       But, Marco still owes me some money.

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          marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          What's this - no one said I'd be paying?!
          All that kissing and stuff was just playing
          I gave you that pearl
          But you're no working girl!
          You're respectable is all I'm saying

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             wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I'll give you a freebie, Fratelli.
             You did make my legs turn to jelly.
             Your touch was soft,
             and you lovingly quaffed
             champagne off my voluptuous belly.

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                marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Oh the memories are just so fantastic!
                You and I, young love, enthusiastic
                Though I did finish early
                Your toes still went curly
                (Don't forget, we did use the plastic)

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                   wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   The plastic is stuck in my mind,
                   and other parts of our fabulous grind.
                   Your early extraction
                   was not a detraction
                   We were one, completely entwined.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    I thought I lost those panties,
    got 'em from a hub called "Aunties"
    Thanks for confessing
    was in a hurry when dressing,
    thought they were still in that shanty...

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    marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

    Oh are you both of you guys on that "twitter"?
    When I'm here all my followers get bitter
    They tweet "where is that doofus?"
    But "click here for loofas"
    Is spam; just block those who litter
    
    - @marcofratelli

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Now, can we all be more refined
    if we're not I dont really mind
    limericks are fun
    but like ice in the sun
    they will melt if not used up in time

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Then we should write some more but more quickly
       Ouch, my brain hurts and I'm feeling sickly
       I must have a break
       'fore I make a mistake
       Two slices of toast, jam spread thickly

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          wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I thought you were a Nutella man,
          Of that spread I'm the ultimate fan,
          We've spread other things,
          We've had some fun flings,
          this thread is due for a ban.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Marco, now be a good man
    pay wordscribe, you know that you can
    The lady gave way
    for a reasonable pay
    you should have paid her while still in the van

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No dude, cause I bought her them earrings
       And she hugged me and said she loved these things
       All the effort I made
       Cost a bit to get laid
       Even more to replace those bed springs...

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          wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Time for a sleep number, my honey.
          Those springs did sound a bit funny.
          I do love my pearls,
          won the heart of this girl,
          Please forgive me about the dumb money.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    well if it is banned
    then I must
    finish my toast and the crust
    When writing got sundry
    I became really hungry
    Ive eaten the beans while still canned

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    1. 79

       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Wordscribe, look, he's gone done it again!!
       Think we might need another campaign
       It's 5 lines not 6
       Say it twice so it sticks
       I'm not liking this show of disdain

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          wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I noticed it too, I'm appalled,
          that limerick should be recalled.
          He slides in that six,
          what's up with the tricks?
          And a limerician he likes to be called...

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    You guys forgot KY jelly
    and Marco, stop watching the telly
    wordscribe is hot
    and Jollie is not
    to go twice I hope you can rally

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah I know, but she did buy the balm
       To apply, place a bit on your palm
       And then rub it on gently
       Don't dare do it swiftly
       The burning subsides and all's calm

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          wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          The ointment I got from my doctor,
          after our genitalia soccer.
          I'll share if you like,
          it's like riding a bike,
          It's first cold and a bit of a shocker.

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             marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Hey babe, I thought you were sleeping
             And by now potentially dreaming
             Of course, about me
             Your dream man? I am he,
             Doing things I should not be repeating

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                wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                The sun will soon be rising,
                but this thread was so darn spicy.
                But, it's off to sleep,
                now that I'm in so deep,
                but, without me it won't be so dicey.

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                   marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Yes, do sleep, go enjoy your slumber
                   It's been fun but you do have my number
                   Until the next time
                   I'll be speaking in rhyme
                   Morning there, but it's night here Down Under

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The jelly he's having's on bread,
       Seems he's run away from this thread,
       He's tweeting like a bird!
       How very absurd.
       I wait, but it seems he's fled.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Maddie's gonna flag this thread,
    "Adult Content" will soon be read.
    And I'm holding back,
    about our roll in the sack,
    and other things regarding that bed.

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    BadHubbitposted 14 years ago

    The limerick man - he’s a-missing
    Not to be seen, I’m a-guessing
    This thread’s taken a turn
    Got so hot, it can burn
    Do you think Paraglider’s a-blushing?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    Suddenly this Limerick thread sounds more appealing...
    Perhaps it was all that Wordscribe was revealing...
    Checked on all the postings this morning,
    Found out...No one gave me a warning,
    Can't focus at work too good now...My brain's reelin'!

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah I think we revealed 'bit too much
       All the kissing and smooching and such
       In the future I'm sure
       All the rhymes'll stay pure
       For the dirt and the filth we won't touch

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          manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey...it was all done in fun...
          It's hard to resist a pun...
          Personally...I was'nt offended,
          My brain will eventually be mended,
          Juz' shouldn't kiss n' tell...if you're the lucky one!

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    dtpetersposted 14 years ago

    i'm new to this thread
    but the voices in my head
    wont let me leave without saying
    theres nothin better to do
    then spin a little rhyme on you
    when all the other sites are dismaying!

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    Paragliderposted 14 years ago

    I've been a bit absent of late,
    spending time in Dubai, which is great
    as a break from Qatar
    (which is stricter by far)
    whereas here they serve girls on a plate.
    
    So excuse me, I'm just passing through
    on my way to the bar, for a few
    of the Eastern delights
    of Dubai's steamy nights
    (and I'll possibly take a beer too)

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Hark, 'tis me, who goes there?
    A limerick or two, anyone dare?
    The forums are boring,
    beginning to abhor 'em.
    A limerick might drown out the glare.

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The forums are dud, this is true
       I've finished posting on cue
       to get back to the rhyme
       have a fabulous time
       and be able to banter with you

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    My Aussie limericians I love,
    I totally get what you write of,
    thanks for popping in,
    my limerick kin,
    you fit me like a leather glove.

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       We Aussies are a weird mob
       we often lay down on the job
       to get new perspective
       when life gets too hectic
       I'll rest and then fob of the mob

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Another one just came to my mind
    I like people most of the time
    but I fear all of those
    who refuse to wear clothes
    but I still make sure I am kind.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Americans are an odd bunch too,
    we drink Pabst Blue Ribbon- ewwww
    drive us some big rigs,
    catch us some earwigs,
    and rock out to Motley Crew.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I like the American way
    You can lay about the whole day
    if you own a big bank
    and the economy sank
    the government will still pay and pay.

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Well I like just one girl in the States
       And she writes like "Bill" Butler Yeats
       Her name starts with "word..."
       An attractive, cute bird
       She's a scribe, as her name indicates

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          wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm speechless, on this thread, you're here!
          Rhyming like William Shakespeare,
          with your hard hat,
          you're one sexy cat,
          on the opposite end of the sphere...

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             marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Aw thanks, and I did see your comment
             I read it out loud with an accent
             I wrote of my career
             One day as an eng'neer
             With the rebar and formwork and cement

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                wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Your accent, please don't discuss it,
                sends shivers up my bicuspid.
                I'll nearly faint,
                I have no contraint
                with an accent like that, I lust it!

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       manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       "So True!"

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It is so good to see manly's laughter
          It has lifted my day to the rafter
          limericks are fun
          when making a pun
          and fun is what we're here after!

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             HubChiefposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I love Earnest's post
             this made me laugh most
             it is very true
             money is the "Guru"
             dear earnest, a cheerful "toast"
             
             
             -- sipping my glass.
             
             
             

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    marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

    And I thought I would make an appearance
    Let us see if I speak in coherence
    For I had me a beer
    And a wine and... oh dear
    I think my gut and my bladder needs clearance

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Sad, but true Earnesthub,
    the government will pay for their grub.
    Even if the economy's good,
    all's well in the hood,
    they still have cash for the pub.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Name's Laura, but that's our secret,
    feel comfortable enough to speak it.
    With our growing rapport,
    felt like a whore,
    it's yours to use if you seek it.

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       marcofratelliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Laura, that's gorgeous - bit like thee
       Names are private things, I a-gree
       "Marco" as I'm known
       Truth be told, ain't my own
       I'll reveal (only once) I'm Demetry.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Demetry is a lovely name,
    nothing about it is at all lame.
    It fills me with glee
    to know you're Demetry,
    and your shyness you overcame.

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    marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

    But for now I must keep my ol' moniker
    'twas "Fratelli, Marco" not "Mars, Veronica"
    Though I liked Kristen Bell
    In Heroes, she was "Elle"
    With her voltage my rock turned electronica!

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    I'll continue to rhyme with fratelli,
    somehow like how it goes with jelly,
    I'd watch Heroes if I could,
    but in this little hood,
    I'm feeding my children's bellies.

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    marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

    Thank goodness you didn't use "smelly"
    If you did I might fly to New Delhi
    But then there I'd eat curry
    Drop my guts in a hurry
    Visit Bollywood to be on the telly

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    I had a grand limerick, none fairer
    but my laptop had a runtime error,
    I'm highly disapponted,
    I'm all out o' jointed,
    it's time for my reign of terror.

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    Paragliderposted 14 years ago

    You guys take the thread and you Run with it
    I'm just happy to see you have Fun with it.
    With the girls in Dubai
    I can make the hours fly
    (And whatever I do, I have Sun with it!)

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    marcofratelliposted 14 years ago

    oh crap, this is the apocalypse!
    It's a full moon today, but no eclipse
    Open the box of Pandora
    Except this one's from L****                    [real name censored]
    Like a horror flick with no drinks or chips     [no, not really]
    
    I hate that stupid runtime crash!
    Just this week I had had me a bash
    At VBA, Marco's macro
    Wiped everything, I'm agro
    My spreadsheet's now nothing but trash

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    The rafters are raised up 'tis true;
    And crafting a rhythm for you
    Is just so sublime;
    But I must decline
    The hereafter 'til after we're through!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Redelf, that is so very smart
    you make limericks into an art
    I will try to write well
    so the laughter will swell
    and take trophies home in a cart!

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Early rhyming you're doing today,
       guess you're in the mood to play.
       that's always my mission
       when I'm not a magician,
       and keeping my twins at bay.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Twins are a hazard it's true
    They're always sticking to you
    Having twins as well
    I can easily tell
    they sure are a tough little crew.

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    If not stuck, then in the same room,
    son's making a car noise now VRROOMMM!
    Summer's not lazy,
    no school makes me crazy.
    And to think they came out of my womb!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    It's rough, they come at me in pairs
    they can argue as one, and it scares
    the hell out of me
    as they gang up you see
    I've gone grey from their numerous snares!

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    HubChiefposted 14 years ago

    days are passing, limericks are growing
    new hubbers joining, old hubbers going
    cabin-girl banned
    i just scanned
    hubber's favour to her is showing

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       'Tis why THIS thread we go,
       no drama, alter-ego or emo,
       This one's for humor,
       despite any rumor,
       that the seeds of naughtiness grow.

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    HubChiefposted 14 years ago

    i like this limericks trend
    my words I always bend
    love it since childhood
    now started improving, as I could
    humrous style is limerick's friend

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I have just come back from a long shower
    It strengthens my magical power
    The twins sacked me today
    in there usual way
    "granpa we've got the power"
    
    The twin girls are now four years old
    and both are exceedingly bold
    They confound me with words
    that are too smart for nerds
    and continue to break all my molds!
    
    They jump on me two at a time
    They bash me and ruin my rhyme
    they take off my spectacles
    jump on my testicles
    and ruin me while in my prime.
    
    When they turn sixteen wow what fun
    I will show them just what they have done
    and I'll show all their mates
    how a grandfathers sates
    when everyone knows how they run.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Why thank you hubchief your the knees!
    I love to be shooting the breeze
    limericks are fun
    and when I am done
    I can simply return to the trees.

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       HubChiefposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       i love humors on govt beating
       the one you posted, was a real greeting
       It amused me a lot
       like a tiny tot
       no doubt, it was your best feeding...
       
       
       
       
       

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    limericks cause me to giggle
    it's surprising that just a short squiggle
    can cause so much cackling
    without saber rattling
    I'm laughing so hard that I wriggle!

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    This 30 day challenge is bunk,
    putting me in a bit of a funk,
    At Google Adwords, I scoff,
    I say bugger off,
    screw revenue and all that junk!
    
    I'll write what I want as an artiste,
    no traffic won't bother me in the least,
    I like creativity,
    my natural proclivity,
    I'll be true to myself and not fleeced!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Wordscribe you've returned to the fold
    The last limerick is so old
    I came back to this thread
    cos religion is dead
    and my fingers were getting too cold.

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       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It's old and got no attention,
       I almost cashed out its pension.
       Not back in the fold,
       just using Cash for Gold,
       the money from here, well, no mention.

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Well it is good that you are back here
          it is old and so full of fear
          I cannot carry on
          all the passion is gone
          cos the words coming out of their rear!

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    I have some serious bling,
    makes Mr. T himself sing,
    A big, heavy pendant,
    like on a defendant,
    it'll bring in the cash- cha ching!

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    wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

    Where does all that fear come from?
    I find it terribly glum,
    Forums on religion,
    I'd rather boink a pigeon,
    or spoon with an inebriated bum!

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