Got drunk and did what?

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   Black Lillyposted 13 years ago

   Sometimes we all do stupid things when being intoxicated.
   What was that crazy thing(s) that you've done when being a bit carried away?
   You might not have regreted it later, though.
   So...?

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I don't remember!

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         Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         That's the BEST

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you first!

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         Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Endless list. From simple sms to initiating fights (where I'm not participating).

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ok. ok. I went out with some girlfriends, picked up a guy - left them on their own, went home with him, and one thing led to another - I married him.  stupidest thing I ever, ever did!
            but don't tell him that, ok?

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               Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               
               I won't, believe me
               That's great, honestly You should get drunk more often maybe apparently that gives results

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      HardLifeKnocksposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Had drunk hot sex with my exs brother in a backseat of his car

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         ryankettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Classy...

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         Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The car was you exs' or his brothers'?

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   I think I shiit my pants once. I  had too much mexican food

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      itcollposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hee hee really??just like old times,eh?

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   Sauvignonposted 13 years ago

   I suddenly started speaking in a British accent, and walking up to people telling them I was visiting the country, I'm a descendant of the royal line, 'Has anyone tasted speckled log? It's cheery good eats!'
   
   That was fantastic fun until I had a drunk guy pull me out of the bar to show me the 'sites' of the town

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   There is an old saying in the UK 'What goes on on tour, stays on tour!'
   
   Always better not to tell!

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      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Afraid? Of what?

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   prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

   throw up all over the bed

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Uh, oh, maybe I DO remember something like that...

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   dave272727posted 13 years ago

   I have never been arrested in the United States.  I have however been "detained" in some other countries.  In Italy we decided to attempt to steal a speedboat at 3 AM.  I didnt work too well, because we didnt realize that we needed keys to start it.  In France we almost got killed.  That is a story all on its own.
   In Bahrain we were a little too loud and a little too drunk to be out in public.  And yes I have woken up in a puddle of my own vomit.  That is why I dont drink like I used to.

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      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      Well, the main thing is to keep everything OUT of your own teritory ...

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   zampanoposted 13 years ago

   Well... nothing exciting because every time I get drunk, my bartender picks my car keys and calls a cab for me.
   That's a friend.

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      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, and that's high class service!!!
      Eliminates all fun though

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   manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

   The stupidest thing that I can remember doing (and there were plenty of stupid ones to compare too!) was crawling over across the main drag from the Country Western club across the street from our frat house...back in the day. Mind you...it had been last call...and folks were startin' to go home...and exit onto that same main drag. Plus...I'm pretty sure we were singin' too...and some brothers just sat there on the steps to our house...and watched...and laughed as we tried to make it back (Great friends right!) It had been nickel drink night...or something like that! Geez...Dumb...All the way around...But we had fun!

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   zampanoposted 13 years ago

   you mean the fun of driving one eye shut ?

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      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      No, I mean not taking your car there at all
      
      Good service, I'd like such.

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    linquishposted 13 years ago

    i never get drunk.

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    Richard Craigposted 13 years ago

    Got drunk, drank a bit more, went to throw up down the toilet and woke up there the next morning... worst hangover ever

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    When I get too drunk, I tend get really loud . . . like, REALLY REALLY LOUD!!! I don't yell and I'm not being beligerent, but when I'm drunk I suddenly think no one can hear me.

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    Black Lillyposted 13 years ago

    I meant drunk. Not necessarily TOO drunk

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       After a couple of drink i start to open up a bit . . .

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          Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          wine?

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             No wine for Jonathan . . . beer. Dark beer.

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    I went to my friend's retirement party for his dad and wound up throwing up all over the place...I was issuing apologies for weeks

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       Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hey, that's a bit too much...

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          mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It was along time ago and has never happened again

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    Sybil Marieposted 13 years ago

    I don't drink. I already drank my lifetime allotment! The best  explanation I ever heard was this " I'm allergic to alcohol, every time I drink I break out in handcuffs"

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Never heard that one-that's priceless!!

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    Elise Moreauposted 13 years ago

    I peed in somebody's hot tub and screamed, "I'M PEEEEEEEEEEING!!!" I was so embarrassed the next day.
    
    They had to empty the water and refill the hot tub.

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "I don't care who you are, thats funny!"

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Pretty much every embarrassing thing I've ever done has involved alcohol. They seem to go together naturally.
    Thank God for blackouts!

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Well said, MM!

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    PashaSposted 13 years ago

    I took off my stilleto heels in a night club and chucked them across the dance floor at the guy I was with head and then I proceeded to run out the back entrace of the club where all the broken glass beer bottles are. Staff from the club were yelling at me not to go out there because I would get hurt.....but I was so trashed that I had superdrunk strength and didn't care less! Not one cut on my feet...LOL!!!

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