Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?

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Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago
Sometimes it seems as they they do.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no. Hubpages has no shortage of amateur ones
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yoshi hangs his sign on the door ...
  
  *Problems solved ... .25
  *Problems solved properly $25.000.00
  
  *The look on your face after I cash your check and then tell you I'm not a real therapist - priceless.
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  KT Banksposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was just wondering if I do. LOL I'm way too rebellious and I was wondering why. I mean, if you can easily see for yourself that you are too rebellious, it must be pretty bad.
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  mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  they need a department full
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  politicsdayleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  From what I have seen that would be a yes. lol
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donotfearposted 14 years ago
Wouldn't hurt, would it?
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Michael Willisposted 14 years ago
more like a staff of them maybe?
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  Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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Randy Godwinposted 14 years ago
Come on ladies, y'all seem pretty sane to me!
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myownworldposted 14 years ago
I'm training to be one at university now...but I think 6 months here have been better training than ANY I could get in real life!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  the forums are very 'interesting'
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blondepoetposted 14 years ago
I volunteer for the position, just call me Blonde Gardner lol
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rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago
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Nelle Hoxieposted 14 years ago
I think Miss Manners would be more appropriate.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i concur!
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  Marisa Wrightposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I agree!
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  EmpressFelicityposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe we don't need mild, milquetoast Miss Manners, we need the Netiquette Nazi:
  
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  sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey! You try'n to pick a fight!
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  Randy Godwinposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aha! So you do have alter egos!
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drej2522posted 14 years ago
haha...even psychologists need psychologists these days!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hope we get to lay on a nice comfy couch and watch cable tv while we wait
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  naked!
  
  although, I never thought laying naked on a couch was comfy
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Naked would be dandy unless it was a bed of nails ROFL
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  donotfearposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tell me about it, honey!!! I work in mental health, yet attend weekly group therapy meetings; NOT as the group leader. Seems I have a problem with 'stinkin thinkin', or so I think.
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  with all the problems out there today, it's really a mystery how all of us aren't freakin nuts!
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  KT Banksposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think most people are. I can't think of a single person who doesn't have some sort of something.
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A fan of Ellis, I see. A shame we lost him; a very powerful and effective professional.
  
  No shame in being part of a group in which you're not the leader; indeed, as a part of the mental health field I think you can be proud that you trust the process enough to use it on yourself. You know what it's like to be in the client's seat, and that's priceless. There's always room for improvement, and the group can be a very powerful place to find acceptance, challenges, safety, and insight. Good for you!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Everyone needs help these days it seems...but contrary to popular belief a psychologist might not be the best place to get it (depending on their background and training, they may be more qualified to do assessments and diagnoses).
  
  Counselors are cheaper and actually trained in how to DO therapy rather than just the theories behind it and ways to evaluate people and their problems.
  
  Yes, this is a generalization.
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myownworldposted 14 years ago
maybe, we could even get one of those tiny badges with 'P' attached to them.....
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  drej2522posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Dr. P!....wait, yeah!
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drej2522posted 14 years ago
Ouch...it could be a good line. "Baby, I would do anything for you. I would even lay naked on a bed of nails."

Oh yeah, good stuff.

Maybe I need a psychologist.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Haha well you better move over so I can wait for mine too...
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china manposted 14 years ago
A psychologist would analyse everyone and we would all leave, or not leave, or

How about a bitch-ometer along with the rating number on everyone's avatar that everyone else can click on to send it up but with no click so that their friends can't move it back down? Then in the spirit of Christmas every year the HP staff can set them all back at zero for us and we can try to behave better as our new year resolution?
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TattoGuyposted 14 years ago
Can I have one , " wait yer turn loser " , anyways I want one, " Me Too "
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A Texanposted 14 years ago
Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?

I thought you were the Resident Psychologist.
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
I think we manage quite well without one, anyway, they could not handle it here. They'd flee!
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  maybe we need some
  
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flread45posted 14 years ago
Just change the name to Days of our Lives.
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  PrettyPantherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol! I was just saying to my fiance' that it was time to check in on "the online soap opera."
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey you
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi! I just arrived home.
  what's up ?
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not anyone here
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How boring ! LOL
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  limp
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
That's good k@ri
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hehehe, glad you liked it! I just think we are not your average bunch of locos
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I find in psychology tis best being yerself and not a figment of the past, wat do ya think ?
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is that my past imagination...or the past past?
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Twas such a good reply my friend I will give that one to you
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  TG I have missed you so much on the forums gawd we got up to mischief. I still pee myself laughing the day u, Cindy and I were on the phone and you couldn't get a word in, oh god those were the days.
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thing is Poet we had fun but these days the forums are crap. Poor Whitney took a load of crap yesterday from that irish guy with his pathetic my cock is big or watever. See to me thats kinda like a child and my humor was at least an Art, but I still think we can recover the forums.
  
  I always stand by Cosette as I love her to bits, Lyric ya lost 3 fans, one was me, ya dont mess with Cosette ok, and like go write something, ya also mouthed off at Nelle Hokie who is a big friend of mine, I dont care wat you think of me but I am up front, I removed you !
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OK thanks for telling me. Sorry that I offended you. Appreciate your honesty. The details are irrelevant now. Sorry to loose you. Truly. I shall remain yours if thats okay.
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thing is Lyric Cosette called you false and sorry but so do I, as far as I am concerned you are nothing but a Forum puppet, I used to respect you but I dont anymore, sorry but you and me are done !
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  got it.
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BC, are we talking pot and cattle?
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Misha fair point mate but we are not talking about me we are talkin about Cosette, do you think I care about forum puppets like Lyric and Tantum lol, get real I get double the traffic outside of hubs, I stick by my friends which Cosette is !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Drama queen as ever
  
  Are you back, BC ??
  
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am Tantrum, ok we are in different camps but ya know I loves ya
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You don't love me ! this is a forum LOL
  and you don't know me either.
  so don't say foolish things to me.
  I wasn't born yesterday
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well if you were born yesterday ya couldnt type, ok Tantrum you follow Lyric like a lot of others like thhe Irish Cock and Bull, thing is Lyric is as false as Jordons boobs.
  
  I support real honest people like Cosette, and if you wanna follow people that are false be my guest, kinda thought you had some sense, guess I was wrong !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well Maybe I think the people you follow are the false ones.
  Didn't you think about that ?
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tantrum, I don't understand what has been happening with you lately you used to be such a pleasant person to be around and lately you are being so naughty! Tattoo is a wonderful person and many of us are happy to see him back, he will truly be a friend to the end. He is entitled to his opinions just like you are entitled to yours so please call a truce this is utter nonsense.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And I'm not saying otherwise.
  He's entitled to his opinions, I'm entitled to mine.
  Nothing happens to me. I find everything hilarious as always.
  But if he insults my friends (not my 'followers'. I hate that word )
  I will respond.
  and I trully think some people he like, are not what they seem.
  so.... what's the problem ?
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I do not believe he insulted he merely placed his thoughts and opinions based on what he has seen transpiring in the forums. All of us should be able to express ourselves without getting peeved at the other person, you told him that if he did not wish to follow her then he should also not follow you. So what you were saying is that he should be a follower and not a leader just like you he is entitled to follow who or whom he chooses, all of us do it. We have all agreed that we should think before we post so call a truce please.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He's been insulting me alright
  i can't care less really.
  coming from him, it's another joke
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you review the thread and I did you actually started the badgering first he did not do anything but make a point and you poked your nose into it , which was not necessary. The Tantrum I know is the one that would not get upset over much and lately you have been right on the edge in these threads, why are you so sad? You used to embrace and now you badger, you were a leader and now you follow I am at a loss for words, where is the Tantrum that many of us knew?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I love these words !
  I'm not following anyone.
  I'm not leading anyone
  your short mind doesn't let you see, that I'm only having fun
  You like 'drama' don't you ?
  
  You're not going to get it from me. LOL!
  
  I'm above all this kind of crap, in case you didn't notice.
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  Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm above all this kind of crap, in case you didn't notice.
  
  I didn't notice either, sorry.
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you were above it you would not have responded so arrogantly, No reply necessary! just zip it! I don't see what you do as having fun, what you do is badger, bully and look for negative responses which is unnecessary and then try to say they are funny that is about the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of, good day!ssshhhhh
  
  There was a time when I respected you , but that respect has been lost sorry Tantrum you no longer have my respect nor do I personally find you funny anymore.
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  Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Words are strange things, tantrum. To most people, they are a tool, for communicating and sharing ideas. However, to somebody who works with words, shaping and moulding them every day, they are alive.
  
  Words are laced with hidden meanings and subtleties, that define who we are, and reveal what we are really thinking. Every time we use words, we expose a few more of our hidden secrets, the real person that no amount of smilies and cheap, snide comments can hide.
  
  You might fool others with this 'strong and carefree' persona, tantrum, but I can see right through your little act, through to the vulnerability and self-doubt that laces every post and every bleak poem. You can hide behind this 'virtual shield' but, ultimately, you cannot escape yourself or cover up the stark loneliness.
  
  You say that you are above this crap, yet you constantly seek it, as another way to battle the inner demons. The only drama on here is you, trying to be the centre of attention and find acceptance, a way to escape the solitude for a few moments.
  
  Until a couple of days ago, I did not care about your childish games or veiled nastiness, and was content to ignore you. However, the way you treated Whitney and skyfire, and the jibe you just threw at Julianna, went too far.
  
  Time for a new act, Elisinha - this one is very old and very stale
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  omg haha that's funny coming from you. you told people you were a man when you first came on this site and let them think that for a good six months.
  
  i saw the Captain's mood rapidly shift from freewheeling and happy to upset and down after you started in on him. just havin' a bit of fun, right tantrum? why so serious....
  
  at least man up and call it what it is, antagonizing others and stirring s**t, instead of cloaking it in humor and aw c'mon, just having a bit of a laugh, what-what? if you "could care less" as you say, why do it at all? is that how you get your kicks, upsetting people?
  
  you and your "friends" are the ones causing all this drama on this forum. then when you get called on it, ah, come ON, we're just having FUN! if you are "above all this crap", why do you invade every single thread and make it about you?
  
  ugh.
  
  well, i have tons of stuff to do today. run along now. i think i hear your master calling...
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wud deff marry ya
  
  Enjoy yer day !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And I don't follow anybody. Less suport someone like you do
  
  I'm not a child, nor have mental problems either.
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you trying to convince me or yerself, jeez for near a year ya were a guy, get real !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  You don't have a case.
  In fact, you have nothing
  
  I'm enjoying this, I tell you !
  thanks a lot !
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Same sllly smilies, same crap reply, same old crap, best stick to being Lyrics puppet but as a few people have said, she has become yesterdays news, order a new newspaper Tantrum, the Lyric has got boring !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Just the old captain at its best
  
  thanks for the laughs again !
  Can't you see anything you say can't do anything to me?
  You're nothing in my life.
  Get real !!
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ya ever rem that old catoon Thunderbirds, didnt ya love it , but yer now a thunderbird puppet to Lyric.
  
  Ok you peeps hands up if yer a fan of mine or Cosettes, hands still up if yer pissed off with that same damn attention seekin name on the forums.
  
  Well me, I wanna get the forums back to those days of havin a laugh, I agree with Whitney and Cosette and 2 peeps are just swamping these forums, Lyric and Irish, I want the fun back. do you ?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you want me to take you seriously learn how to type
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  You are not the 'fun'
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yer opinion like yer scrapbooks mean nothing !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Go on insulting !
  I love it !
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'd lock you and Tantrum in a closet together for a year to work things out mate, but I'm uncertain if I'd open the door to find battered friends or a new cub. Ya both fight like a married couple.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't fight. I only laugh
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thus the possibility of a cub, eh?
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Cabin Girl will object
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  She wud, jeeez the forums are crap now, I am out of here and imposing a ban on myself, they used to be fun now they are just crap !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh, please, don't go capn' we LOVE ya so! (she says with simpering tone) why can't we all just be FRIENDS! We really,really need you!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  did I say that the way we're sposed to?
  
  come back! come back! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
  
  heh heh
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  You can't cope with them! that's why you're out !
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't be doin' it, TG. Not many anchors left here...
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe there really is a God!!! nah....
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I never saw a cannon ball split like that before.
  
  Perhaps if we were to relax a bit we could all bend out of the way of fire and resume a fun forum - ya know, like the naughty mischief we all once had when we were lone wolves looking to have a night out on the town. eh?
  
  Have we all been carrying scorecards the past six months and tallying up everyone's faults? If so, I say rip the cards up and start fresh. We all used to be a really fun bunch, but I think we allowed a few misplaced events in the past to erase all of that.
  
  I'm here for a bit of fun and a pick-me-up on my spirit, and if anyone thinks I'm not deserving of that I can email ya all my real life problems and I think you would be impressed I hold up like I do.
  
  This is supposed to be a safe place where we can be among friends - a land where we can let our hair down and enjoy a rest from the troubles of the real world.
  
  Allow me to demonstrate ... *Yoshi hits Earnest with his angry sea bass and runs off*
  
  See? Funnnnnnnnnnnn.... Maybe if we would all try it we wouldn't find ourselves asking if we need a therapist here on HP. Maybe, just perhaps, we have all become a bit too serious about making money and alliances that we lost ourselves ...
  
  Now, if I don't see everyone having fun I'm gonna crawl across your IP connection and tickle ya till ya pee! Got it!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You know, Yoshi...Lots of mental health professionals strongly believe in the value of fun as a therapeutic intervention. It sounds like you'd make a great Counselor!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't see how.
  
  whatever !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you talking about all your dramas ?
  Because that was fun !
  Maybe you should begin another
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  *Yoshi puts both hands up*
  
  What? I'm schizophrenic so I get two votes ... and that fits in with the theme of this thread - haha!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  aaah BC, seems you have really done it this time - back to your room now, be a good boy - these girls don't want to take sides and vote on tings, ya ninny! we'll all talk some slap pirate wit ya, ifn it make ya happy, matey! c'mon, take dat firs step up! shake hands now! dos girls be happy jus laffin at ya! friends of the ship, they are! - the cap'n needs to remember we need more than his hot air to fill our sails!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you one of the captain's crew mega ?
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You did not lose me yesterday Kim and I doubt you ever could cause I frankly adore your personality, yet I do think it was a mistake on your side to side with this - umm - guy. Whitney by no means deserved what she got IMO.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  then remove me as well
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  done !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  I love this !
  thanks for the laughs.
  
  I'm happy to lose you.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh, hell, might as well just take me off your list, too, guy!
  
  just for stirring things up again - not nice.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He's always doing that.
  He can't help it.
  It seems that's the problem.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  shoot - we can't ALL be stirring things up all the time! somebody has to be the poor innocent!
  
  I know!
  
  there's a new girl over in the Tribe wishing people Happy BD - Let's go scare the shit outta her! ready?
  
  no?
  
  oh. OK - just wanta be part of the in crowd, don'tchaknow!
  
  <- scaring myself!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you mean pinky, that girl is OK.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...i lurve u
  
  (i became a fan again just to leave u fan mail again, heh)
  
  (sorry, UW. for going off topic. nite)
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I love you Cosette and if I lose fans I dont care, you always stuck up for BadCompany and my loyalty will always be with you, you hang in there girl ok or I will kick yer ass xx
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  promise?
  
  haha
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You bet girl jeez u told me to not quit as BadCo so you owe me , doncha think lol xxx
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i am at your service
  
  haha, you always brighten up a room, Captain. jolly good and xox
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  God love you, friend. The forums suddenly feel "right" again. I have missed your presence so much. Having a good Friday night?
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  omg haha that avatar!
  
  the forums are certainly lively again, no doubt.
  
  Captain...i would hate to see you get banned over this little exchange... not when you just got back. it's prolly best not to let tant bait you, dontcha think? not worth getting banned.
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Mega1 said people are being nice to her because she's a cat now. Thought I'd give it a whirl. Meow.
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ack!
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  A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bill the cat?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  the cat will pay?
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  A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_cat
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL I promise to b nice to you
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can always count of you, Misha. Hey, I checked out your site today... Couldn't read it very well, but would like to join. 'k?
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sure, there is nothing there yet, but we are getting a nice team. Join and help build the fun
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Will do. Thanks, Misha.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  is that your cat? that cat is a bad-a$$ looking cat. but fluffy. it could be on LOLCATS. i love it...
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  wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wish she was mine. Isn't she a hoot? No, she's a Flickr Creative Commons kitty. She's in one of my hubs. Sumo wrestler kitty, no doubt.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hee hee.......
  
  'nite Captain i'm off to bed. see you later 'k? i know certain people can throw off your chi, which is unfortunate. you came in all happy and now, well, what can i say except these people are not the forum. sleep well. imma play with my bunny now.
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AEvansposted 14 years ago
The psychologist is in! heheheheheh
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm sooo glad you are here Doctor!
  
  I've been having these dreams....one night I dream I'm a teepee and the next night I dream I'm a wigwam. Now, don't be like my last doctor and tell me that I am too tents...
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That tells me that you have been smoking a peace pipe for to long! lolololo
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  heh
  
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  Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Perfect, we need someone like Lucy
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i concur!
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hehehehehh!!!
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
I think yer right there. LOL
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AEvansposted 14 years ago
Oh my goodness I am so happy!!! All of my buddies are back, yippeee!!!! Now that puts a smile on my face.
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Mine too!
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is all to surreal, I guess we better pinch ourselves and to think we are also on one thread. lolololo
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  k@riposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  {PINCH} Ouch! Yes, it's not a dream. WaaHoo
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I had to come back and check again!!!
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cosetteposted 14 years ago
hee hee

i always loved it when she called him a blockhead
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Mishaposted 14 years ago
Hey Kim, what happened to your pic? Did you become invisible?
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ha no just snowing here
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TattoGuyposted 14 years ago
Someone say boring, ya better not be talkin about me Tantrum
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi there !!! How's it going ??
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mega1posted 14 years ago
Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?

Nawwww - hell, we do such a great job of analyzing each other!

And a shrink would just get confused! for instance, if I took offence because Ralwus would not admit he was really Cabin Girl and then got upset when Tatto guy tried to defend him and then I started shouting "BAD COMPANY BAD COMPANY! you're BACK! you're BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT!"

I'm sayin is - would a shrink have any idea what I was talking about?

And if I claimed that the Tribe is infested with ants crawling all over Hmr's slim jims and Hmr has disappeared and won't come back and take care of 'em? what would a shrink do about that?
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What? You mean ants ate Hmr?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No, just his slim jim!
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So he can't just show up without. Oh, I see
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mega1posted 14 years ago
I know a shrink would just say I was delusional when I protest that I KNOW I have killed severa threads.
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are Avatar looks to adorable to kill anything not even a thread would be afraid of you.
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Even a tiny mouse?
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  well maybe a mouse
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey AE my long time wrestling buddy remember the Pest match hahaha.
  
  Also a big hi to everyone here I'm not being selective love u all.
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Did you here from Pest lately btw?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No not for ages I guess Cindy has,,she finished his book
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I remember and I am so happy badco and ralwus are back, I had also seen k@ri too!!! Have you heard from Pest? I have heard from Toad he is focused and working on his own website! Spring is coming BP we must prepare for a new adventure!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Also a shrink would see right through this latest disguise!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes ! you're a killer! Not only of threads !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  shhhhh - tantrum - you are sposed to be my mentor, my friend! and where did you put my axe? I may need it very soon!
  
  (growls)
  
  but now, I'm just a wee, tiny sweet little pussy cat! Really ~!
  
  (my axe, damn it! and be quick about it!)
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL! Oh ! is someone listening ?
  Anyway I was talking about your 'sexiness- tantrumness'
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yenajeonposted 14 years ago
Definitely!! They should hire a fulltime one just writing and helping people in the psychologists own forum section! lol

mega1: is that your kitty? Thats the cutest thing ever. I just wanna play with it
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no - I got a pic online and just put it up there because I noticed that people are always nice to the hubbers with kitten avatars - and sure enuf, suddenly everyone is all nicey nice and asking me questions and wanting to get me a drink. . .
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mega1posted 14 years ago
Tantrum is, actually, a shrink!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yes, she is a shrink! see, she don't deny it! and she's just in the forums playing mind games with us all trying to drum up more business!
  
  ( and btw that little smiley face with teeth SCARES me!)
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh good I have needed one bad for the last ten years, hope you take credit cards LMAO
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What's your problem, dear ?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh god where do I start? Please Miss can you loosed this stiff white jacket first I can't breathe.....
  Well (BP lays herself down on the couch)....it kind of starts from birth....
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yenajeonposted 14 years ago
no - I got a pic online and just put it up there because I noticed that people are always nice to the hubbers with kitten avatars - and sure enuf, suddenly everyone is all nicey nice and asking me questions and wanting to get me a drink. . .

hahaha very nice tactic. it is adorable! Maybe I need to try that out I'd like a few free drinks
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  purrrrrr. . . white russian, please!
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  Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ummm... I am white.... and I am Russian...?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ya - I mean dah - strazveetje! (kittens can't spell too good)
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lovelypaperposted 14 years ago
Sure. Why not?
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mega1posted 14 years ago
oh, sigh, and just when things were getting all calmed down and nice again! somebody shoot a pepto bismol over to tattoguy, wouldja?
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
OK! Everybody just relax. Tell Hokey your problems.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Is there a doctor in the house?? hmmm...maybe overloaded with too many patients needing attention.... or maybe overworked trying to understand the psyche of the hubber....
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cindyvineposted 14 years ago
Doctor Cindy is in the house, bend over, Nurse Blondepoet will insert the happy juice enema, careful Blonde, you're sticking in the wrong end, it might all blow up in your face! okay, lay on my couch and tell me your probs. Hmmmmm you try and pick fights on threads? Could be because your life is unraveling and this is the only thing you might have control of, this one thread while you lose control of everything else?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hope you're not talking to me. I'm a very dangerous psychopath !
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  AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lolololololo Cindy is here too!!! Yippeee!!!!
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Here you go. Just lay on this couch right here. Comfortable?
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's and says "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me! I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!" The shrink says "Sit
over there and I'll deal with you later."
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mega1posted 14 years ago
Dr. Hokey? please tell me why it is that I just feel like laughing all the time tonight? is that good? is that right? is that even sane?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's because you have been smoking grass
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you mean? oh
  
  wow
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
"I'm treating a patient with a split personality," boasted a psychiatrist, "and Medicare pays for both of them!"
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
What we have here is a failure to communicate!
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cindyvineposted 14 years ago
But now I need to hop into the shower and am praying that there is water coming out of it today - yesterday not a drop. 6.50am, and am off to Arusha to vegetate in a garden coffee shop and work on my new book!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
Doctor! Doctor! de ja vu de ja vu!

I'm having flashbacks! oooooooooooooo bad trip, man!
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Say three hail hamsters and toss pink bubblegum over your left shoe
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hail hamster full of poo! hail hamster full of poo! hail hamster full of poo! where's that bubblegum I was sposed to throw over my shoe?
  
  oh
  
  wow
  
  so much better now
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think all of us are much better now !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Next time eat the red pill
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mega1posted 14 years ago
I said - get the Doctor in here quick - I'm having a severe deja vu! really I am! I am! ooooooooo and it's a scarey one! some pirate guy and the bikini lady are fighting and it is sooooooo ugly! help, DOCTOR! I say, where did he/she go?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  He's always back. And with his 'issues'
  
  what a deja vu !
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  livened things right up - really had me going there for a minute - I actually thought y'all were serious! hehehehe lmao!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't know others. I'm laughing like mad ! LOL
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yoshi97posted 14 years ago
*Yoshi grabs an angry sea bass and stands his ground*

'They won't get me I tell ya! They won't get me!'

'Who, Yoshi?'

'The ants ... and their uncles ... and their grandmothers and grandfathers! They're all coming for me I tell ya!'

*Yoshi jumps under a wood pile and waves his sea bass in the air*
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  just wrap your slim jim in plastic and spray it with windex - that should keep the ants off - sorry, I knew I should have left that canned cheese at home!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why is the tribe full of ants ?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  all we ever do is eat, and dance, sometimes barf - the beanbags are gross! and nobody ever hangs around to clean things up! Plus we live so close to nature. and it looks like some of them came along with me over here - sorry Yoshi -
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sah right ... I found my magnifying glass and I am launching a campaign against the picnic bugs.
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
hey hokey. whaddup?
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
There you are. How are you?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OH here's the boring one ! Or so the captain says !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What Captain?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  tattooguy
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You mean Captain Hoover?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  He was a captain some months ago. He was banned or something. very sad tale !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Like a hoover vacuum(sucks)
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
So the Captain starts in on me and then runs when he gets fired upon!!!
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mega1posted 14 years ago
"a very powerful place to find acceptance, challenges, safety, and insight."

and this group could be all that too! yes. yes. I see it now! (gazes toward the ceiling) bright faces, sunshine, flowers . . .yes! and cheetos. . .
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I couldn't help but notice that you looked up at the ceiling when you said that...I wonder if you're frustrated with the current situation and wishing there was help from some source outside of yourself And cheetos....
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Captain KooK!
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Hokeyposted 14 years ago
Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain tattoo who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain tattoo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my . Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.

Captain tattoo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Red shirts are a bad omen ... ask any Star Trek security officer.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  you should write a hub.
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You on weed ?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why? you ran out?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oh
  
  wow
  
  dude! that explains sooooooo much!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah !
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Where have you been?
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  smoking weed? You need?
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  need
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  cyber weed
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry, only catnip for you my furry friend ...
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmmmmM! yummmmmMMMMMMM! puuuururrrrrrrRRRRRRR!
  
  (really could use a lap right now!)
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  TMI!!! lol!
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  mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OOOOO Kim - you got 666 followers! oooooo!
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  yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So ... do I join my goddesses legion and push her past the evil or do I let her bask in it ... hmmm ... evil's good ...
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  alexandriaruthkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  666 is a lucky number for CHINESE hehe
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  TattoGuyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's also the sign of the Devil !
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  skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Upside down that number hits jackpot.
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Coming from a guy with a profile pic of him eating a booger!!
  
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Would weed make the joke better? I thought this was very funny!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMAO
  
  I'm going to have to cut and paste this one and keep it...You don't mind if I use this one in the future, do you?
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  Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Be my guest!
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  TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thank you...I'm starting a "humor file" to help in my future practice...This will be the first thing in it
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