Marry Hokey!(contest)
Hmmm...In all honesty, you probably shouldn't...marry me, that is.
(I am only messing with you, Hokey...I just couldn't resist) Good luck on your search
Don't do it Hokey = marriage is an institution and we all know what it is like to live in one of those !!
Ha!! I've never heard that before. I love it
You should marry me, because I'm not real! An unreal marriage, no divorce
You never saw this pic ?? It was my avatar a couple of months ago ! Yes, it's me. All my avatars are me !
Be careful Tantrum - he is already over on the divorce thread
Thats what you told me!!
You ladies are driving me crazy with these pictures!!
Cant I just have you both??you have to pic only one. No polygamy allowed.
I'm out of the contest, anyway.
You will have to chose among the other girls.
but only one! LOL
maybe they should come with their bikini avatars, and we can make a bikini contest as well
Damnnit have I misssed another of Stormy's Pictures
Hokey, shouldn't you be thinking about higher things in life than a mere woman?So Hokey - this is how it ends - you seek comfort in the arms of a woman - well many men here will be disappointed - many men here had hoped that some day your rubber doll image would seek comfort in their arms - I know what your thinking - Im not a rubber doll - well you do give that impression - and to most men thats a come on - I like women too Hokey - but I think you have offered false hope to many men - who simply wanted fun and no complications
And where's the groom to be ?
Plenty of canditates here I think
I hear Ireland is nice this time of year
Do we have to marry? Can't we just try living together first?
Nope..It must be consummated!!
- Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago
0well good luck to you hokey. although i would like to ask you, if your marrying one of these girls here, then are you going to be marrying them in real life too? Or is this just a hubpages marriage, where your marriage is only binding on this site. I was merely asking since I'm curious as to what your trying to achieve here. lol. anyway, you seem like a nice guy, and good luck to you. i hope you find the hubpages girl of your dreams.
I got to live with a guy for at least two years for testing purposes as that is about as long as my relationships seem to last
Aww tks Steve I have a problem of attracting the wrong ones some-how.
You attract every guy on here - including me with your lavish promises of treatment ! what you sayin' about me !
Hokey - if that excuse for a pec attracts BP we will have a whip round for you mate thanks bp. so are you.
- Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago0
I wanted to marry Hokey, but I'm too old.
Just thought I would show you what I am working with.
- Lecieposted 15 years ago0
I found Mr. Right...then found out his first name was "Always."
- Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years ago0
Pick me, Hokey! Pick me!
ok
I wonder if the domain Hubpages dating is available, could make millions
Hokey good to see you back to your old self
So how's the contest going on ?
Who has any chance of marrying that nice rubber doll ?I dont want committment - just a bit of messing about -
Hey! My kind of answer right there. We're in the same boat Irish.
Hehehehe Me too!
well now that your back the contest is going just fine.
- read Irish above and then your response!
OH BOY!!!!! LMFAO!!! I thought I hit reply. That is ttooooo funny. I am leaving it!!
It was supposed to be to tantrum!!
Tantrum - what if you marry Hokey and someone pulls his little thing out and he deflates -
Awww.. I missed all the good pics apparently! Hokey, I'd throw my hat in the ring, but I don't think my husband would like it!
Of course, if we're only talking virtual... ... or we could get back to that conversation on polygamy. Thoughtfulspot - we wont tell your husband - now go on give Hokey a cyber hug
{{{HUG}}}
Having too much fun, but I must get back to work.
Hokey - I wish you and your future special someone the best! Good luck ladies (and gentlemen)... (and all other avatars )Hokey is King
God of Love
Flutters his lashes
Like wings of a dove
He loves Tantrum
Thoughtfulspot too
What a dilema
What to doMy Lord Bigwinkle - the accused is charged with being hot and in possession of a lethal weapon "pulling power" - her co-accused is Hokey the love master.......
It was a cold night in Hubville - the lights were low and the streets silent - a shadow walked beneath the street light - the curtain twitched as she looked out wondering if he would ever return - a glimpse of a familiar face - thats all she wanted - the rain was falling heavy - the cops drove by in their white and blue - she was worried - worried that he may not get to her before the cops got to him - he was a good guy - a good lover - and a man that knew what a woman really needed - it was not his fault that he had been caught in Bloomingdales stealing girls underwear - he simply wanted her to have the best of everything - but since his accident - things had not been the same - Oh yea - they patched him up ok - but every now and again - he would become depressed and deflated - but she loved him - even though now and again - she could kick up a Tantrum over his deflated state
and it wasn't bloomingdales! It was Dollar General!!
Cheap and Cheerful
sorry hokey, me and relationships don't work well. Good luck?!
what a drama !!!
Is this what Buddha teaches you ??
He must be a great guy !!
Use a pump
Gotta go. Catch you later!!
Oh no, dear. Thank YOU.
I love all creatures. Even humans but sometimes they make it hard.
Indeed! I agree. It can be much easier to love the animals...but I suppose it's our destiny to learn to love--at least that's what I believe.
- They (we) certainly do!
Pet spiders can be wonderful! And you don't HAVE to do a bunch of petting and coddling and such... you can have them just to look at and love. I think they're fascinating. And I'm just fearless anyway! LOL
But it's proven that immersion in the fear/phobia can help...especially if you do some deep breathing and forced relaxation while looking at the spider/insect...It will get better over time.How sweet.
You must have a strong connection with animals.
Kind of have my guard up a little also. Was hurt bad last time. Plus going through death in family. Brother died. Heroin. Sucks. Lots going on.
Oh no
Hokey. I am very sorry to hear about your loss. {{HUGS}}
It can be so hard to open up your heart again after so much tragedy. I'm in a similar boat.
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