Does anybody remember Baby Fae? Until she became news, my nickname at work was Baby Faye. They realized they couldn't call me that any more, so they started calling me Faybe Baby, then Faybe Bay. I liked that. I said "Yeah, it sounds kind of like a resort, or a spa. I always wanted to own my own resort Hotel ever since I was a kid. So when you guys wonder where I went, and you can't find me in Florida any more, look for me. I'll have my own private island, and you can visit me there. Look for me at Faybe Bay.
Now, someday my old friends will see Faybe Bay splashed all over the internet, and they'll know where to find me.