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   SirDentposted 16 years ago

   I must now go out in the jungle of the real world for a while. I have my machetti ready for any attempts on my life by any wild animals out there. I will return ASAP.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Have a good day, be careful of the jackalopes!

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   Uninvited Writerposted 16 years ago

   And I'm in Kitchener, we all really have to get together

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Yes!  We could meet in Ancaster or something.  No wait, there's nothing in Ancaster.
      
      Anyway, Evilpants, you keep driving until we decide on a meeting place, then we'll call you to let you know the party rendezvous point.
      
      What's your cell number?

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   Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

   jackalope sighting.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Is it Evilpants, or one of his many relatives?  The reason I ask is because if he's east with you, he's not near me.  Also means he's speeding and will be a magnet for OPP.

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   Shirley Andersonposted 16 years ago

   By the way, Evilpants, how's the rash?

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      B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      The rash is just fine. Thanks for asking. As for my attire, they aren't so much pants, as leather chaps (also from rmr's basement. I think he may be a closet disco fan.). I thought them appropriate for this particular mission.

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         Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Clever and perhaps indicative of your intention to make part of the journey on horseback (clue!).  At the very least, you'll be protected from road burn if you slide down the pavement on the front of yyour legs.

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            B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            I already have a horse. He is trailered behind rmr's jeep. I procured him from one of the Mounties that someone foolishly sent after me yesterday.
            Also, I believe the Village People were considered disco. They seemed to be quite fond of chaps.

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               Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                 Think I'll just keep my mouth shut

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   Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

   I think so, the RCMP will get him unless the jackalope hunters get him first.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      We can only hope, Bob.  It's really become a public safety issue now.
      
      He's gone silent, could be trouble.

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   Shirley Andersonposted 16 years ago

   I don't recall that disco dancers wore chaps.....hmmmm.

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   Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

   Will the Mounties get the jackalope? Stay tuned?

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      The suspense is gripping!
      
      Where's Ruthie - she should be doing the action scenes here.

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   rmrposted 16 years ago

   Hey, what's going on? I just woke up under a pile of empty butter tart packages. I had a strange dream that I was speeding through Ontario, wearing chaps. What the... I AM wearing chaps! I certainly hope I wasn't having another butter tart induced psychotic episode. The last time this happened, I woke up on a fishing boat in Alaska!

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Oh dear.  I think an intervention is in order, you need therapy, er I mean help.
      
      I'm going to research a good twelve step program for you before your butter tart addiction ruins one of your lives!
      
      By the way, do you have a strange, strong urge to run out into the tall grass naked?

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         rmrposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         What a strange question. I must have really been up to mischief. I also seem to have lost some time. Is it still Wednesday?

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            Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Yes, it's still hump day, you still have a couple of days to work before the weekend.
            
            By the way, do you remember anything?  Oh say, perhaps jackalope activity?

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               rmrposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Oh no!! I thought I had banished that guy. I see he has opened a Hubpages account. He's even working on a hub. I don't know if I should go back to sleep, so he can finish it, or start drinking coffee in mass quantities!

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                  Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  Whatever keeps you safe.  Of course, if he's a brilliant writer, let him finish first and steal his Adsense cheque when it comes. That'll teach him to mess with a moose.
                  
                  I must toddle off for now.  Have a good day, talk to you later.

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   Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

   today is the perfect gardening day so I am out of here and into the garden, bye for now. I have my jackalope net with me, just in case.

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      Shirley Andersonposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, good idea Bob.  You can't be too careful.
      
      Enjoy your gardening.

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    Shirley Andersonposted 16 years ago

    Actually, I must go too.  I'm trying to write a short article at the same time I'm doing this - ill advised, I think.
    
    Will pop my nosey head in later.
    
    Have a good one, and please for your own safety, keep an eye peeled for jackalopes!
    
    And one-eyed moose.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    just popped back in to get some of my magic garden elixir for the plants, popping out now.

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    FSSposted 16 years ago

    I hope i win

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       rmrposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       You do. Or did. now it's my turn.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    I hope so too, FSS, post again.

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    rmrposted 16 years ago

    Looks like a slow day, here. I'd better get back in while I still can.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       slow indeed.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    it is so beautiful outside, just got back from the plant nursery, had to buy.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       what did you buy?

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       SweetiePieposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Hearing about your gardening is very inspiring.

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    SirDentposted 16 years ago

    I am back after having a bowl of Jackalope stew.

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    SirDentposted 16 years ago

    I suppose no one else wants Jackalope stew?  Oh well, more for me!!!!
    
    WIll be back later.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    Thanks SweetiePie,

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       cya sir

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    cya

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       later

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    gamergirlposted 16 years ago

    *beats head on wall*
    
    People are really aggravating me lately.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       don't worry it will get better.

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       moifahposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Glad I'm not the only one today having the same issues.

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          drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          look on the bright side, at least its Friday

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    its later

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    I like friday, it is a fine day.

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    hublishingposted 16 years ago

    I win. done.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       well that was short lived lol.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    way to go.

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    Stacie Naczelnikposted 16 years ago

    Friday!

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    WeddingConsultantposted 16 years ago

    Friday's are usually pretty sweet!

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    I find every day sweet.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    sweet

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    drummer boyposted 16 years ago

    Is it Friday night yet?

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       must be, no one is around lol

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    yep.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       looks like its just the two of us bob.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 16 years ago

    It's Friday!

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    yep, Friday and tomorrow is Saturday.

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       crashcromwellposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Yep...all day!

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          drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          15 more pages

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       B.T. Evilpantsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I love the weekends! Gonna be great weather for travellig, too!

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          drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          i hear you evil pants

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    Stacie Naczelnikposted 16 years ago

    There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
    
    After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office.
    
    Part of her work included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: the doctor's office.
    
    During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall, and asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?"
    
    To this, the eye doctor responded, "I said to myself 'Thank God I'm not a proctologist.'"

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       Uninvited Writerposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       HAHAHA

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          RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Funny!!

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    Astride Knightedposted 16 years ago

    Not yet, but I must have missed something.......whats the point?

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       to win

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    The point of?

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       a pencil

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    Stoogeposted 16 years ago

    Bob, Drummer - hello again.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       hello

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          Stoogeposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Not many usual suspects today..eh? I know just two if you.

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             drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             been slow

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    Good evening

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    it is indeed quiet and I am stepping out for a bit, nice evening going to wander on down to the river .

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    ripplemakerposted 16 years ago

    It's Saturday!  There is no work.  I'm going out to pamper myself with a SPA.   I envy Bob though.  I wish I could just wander down and walk near a river.  That would have been really nice.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       sure would

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    trish1048posted 16 years ago

    hey, what happened to my champagne??

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       got me

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    it was intercepted, I think by a jackalope, but I'm not sure.

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Ruthie staggers slowly down the hallway from her bedroom, leaning weakly against the walls.
    
    She reaches the kitchen and reels to the sink where she picks up the empty cocoa cup given to her by Stooge the evening before.
    
    There in the bottom of the cup---small white crystals.
    
    Aha!  That explains it!  The reason Ruthie has been absent all day from this thread--she's been drugged!
    
    Oh, Stooge!  How could you be so deceitful?  All just to become a winner!
    
    She sobs, raises her head and hurls the empty cup against the wall before the thought pops into her head------

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Damn---I'm just going to have to clean that up!!

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Had a busy day today.  Corrected 4 Hubs that the pictures just went "poof" in.
    
    Hate it when that happens!!
    
    Did my treasure hunting this morning but came up with nada.  Happens sometimes.

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Glad to see rmr has come back to his senses.  I sort of know what he's been going through with the cocoa thing and all.

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       drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       better luck next time

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          RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Shane--why aren't you out whooping it up?

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Exciting Friday night here--
    
    me on the puter and hubby asleep on the couch!
    
    Let the good times roll!! 

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    Oh, I almost forgot, Shane--
    
    I was going to tell you that there used to be a wild animal park outside of Springfield (I think) that would be a fun thing to do on your vacation.  Should be on the internet.

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    Bob Ewingposted 16 years ago

    well, enough is enough, have fun all but it is time to stretch out and watch a movie, what i do not know yet, something with wizards i think.

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       RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Wizards from OZ?

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       RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       A wizard joke--
       
       How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
       I'll tell you tomorrow...!

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          RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          One more and I'll quit--
          
          A Wizard worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that fellow workers, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."
          
          I know, I know----GROAN!!! 

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       William F. Torpeyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I've been monitoring this site, just waiting to get in the last word.
       
       But it's getting late, so I'm going to watch a movie, too. But mine is a VHS of Bing Crosby's "The Bells of St. Mary's." The Bing Crosby Internet Museum discussion board will be discussing the movie throughout June (We watched, and discussed, Bing's "Pennies From Heaven" (1935) in May.
       
       I win!

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          RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Oh, I love this movie--it's one of my favorites.  Enjoy!!

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             RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

             Always chuckle at the part where Ingrid Bergman is watching from the school window and punching right along with her student.

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                Gawn Fishin'posted 16 years agoin reply to this

                The look on Bing Crosby's face is priceless!

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             drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             me 2

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    trish1048posted 16 years ago

    make sure you catch that jackalope!  having withdrawals here,,

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       RUTHIE17posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Pretty sure we're safe again--come on back and give it a try!

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          drummer boyposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          lol

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    RUTHIE17posted 16 years ago

    the reply button is going wonky again.
    
    not showing up right.
    
    call the Maytag repairman, someone!!

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