why thank you lorlie and mega for mentioning me, as i know im the hottest stud on this site damn it. don't you all know it? accept no substitutes. (smokes a big cuban cigar)
lists are so hard. I really hope that the men I care about know, and don't need a public announcement. I never know if it will make someone feel wierd to be announced, or left out to be not announced. I like to point out good writers and stuff so that quiet talent doesnt go unnoticed. Ill have to think about it more, and maybe wriet a hub. ? maybe....
to al lteh men of hubpages, thank you for being you!!! (even when yoru being a robot....)
That was exactly my reaction. But you know Stan... Though he seems to want to blame it on a certain woman who makes lists after SWEARING that she would not.
There is too much blame shifting. I have no idea what is going on (not exactly unusual for me).
nah don't worry mega. besides, why do you think i carry this rifle around with me all the time? lol. besides, us cats got to stick together you know. lol.
okay....Tony0724 and Stevienixx2001 those guy rock big, big time! - and ShadowKing - u too!.....where'e Ernest - him too!... Alllllll...of u guys rock...everyone of you.....all of you....even those that are disguised as women....you rock and are the best!
wow, thank you for mentioning me, i had no idea you thought so highly of me. however, im deeply honored to be mentioned by a lovely lady like yourself.
so many ........ we are so fortunate to have many great friends and writer,s i am off to check out some of the guys i have never read before, speak later, and keep posting.
Ladies, DO check out Stan! He's hysterically funny and well worth looking at, as you can see. Hubba hubba. But he's mine, so back off...just a little. I suppose I could share just a bit. http://hubpages.com/hub/10-Depressing-T … hink-About One of my favorites!
I can certainly be bought, BP, but you'll have to tell me what a bag of lolly golly blissbombs is before I accept your offer. Stan is far too amazing to accept some piteous bribe. Oh, and have I told you I hold the current mud wrestling title? So let's go, girl!
oh Lolly Golly Bliss Bombs will fill you with sheer bliss Lorlie the caramel will run down your chin. Now I better go change into my costume I am going to give you a run for your money to win the title woooooooo hooooooooo. Now we just need a referee.
We have a taker! Costumes are a must, logic, but BP and I may discuss your more lucrative suggestion. Oh, now I have it-wrestling in caramel. Now that's hot. BP-what should we charge?
Nay I am but here, got my left boot stuck in a pool of thick caramel but after 6 hours had the brain-storm of slipping my wee foot out of the crusty heel LMAO. Now the question is where is Lorlie????? "Logic blow your horn". BP takes on the prey mantis position zooming in on her target Lorlie... One two three.............
Yahooooooooo we have a referee. What more could two oil clad lithe females ask for. Cough cough.... "You are going to rig this match aint u Logic", I quietly whisper in Logic's ear-drum". LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aye you are it. Sab steps into the ring as alas Logic is no-where to be seen. "Ummm Sab you know who is supposed to win here,......right", I utter, as I slam Lorlie's left arm further in the thick mud with a one, two, three elevated hook.
I know the way to a man's heart.............. Suddenly without warning Sab is flung down in the mud by Lorlie and BP. He gasps for air...yet with a smile on his dial........ This match has taken a mighty twist as arms, thighs and all body joints are massively tangled together......BP has so much mud in her hair she is no longer a blonde...........
Well Sab and Lorlie sorry I am late but it has taken this long to wash the brown from my hair... Now for a full report on our sizzling match.
- Somewhere in the midst of all the mud slinging Sab lost his long johns and had to carry the 'NO PARKING SIGN' all the way home resting on his buttocks. - A passer by had to call 911 as they noticed us three had evolved into a twisted plait sausage and were heavily stuck - Sab smiled all the way til the end. - Sab only managed to take the on top position of the cobra for one minute at a time. -Lorlie, Sab and I after a heavy battle decided to tell dirty jokes when we realised our trapped predicament, bound in heavy slosh. - We made a date to do it all again, we now have very strong ties and a lovely complexion from the mud-pack.
Thanks for the updated match BP, I was so tired I had to nap. *WHEW* My complexion is glowing now and I didn't bother washing the brown out of MY hair. I like it all squooshy and it blends with my color quite nicely, thank you very much! PS: Can you believe there's a smile beneath Sab's avatar?
I have been busy with loftier things than mud wrestling today, I'll have you know...So anyway, where were we? You think you're kicking my arse, BP? I DON'T think so, girly. Okay, now that we know who's boss around this ring, let's get to work on Sab. I have mightily flung him and he's busy learning? Seriously, BP, let's teach him something he'll never forget. Daniel Carter and Pearldiver could benefit from a muddy education as well, don't you think? Hey Jayne and donotfear-would you be interested in joining this womanly HubTeam? Any other ladies???
I agree Lorlie. Now the question is Logic do you have a snorkel. It gets hard to breathe in the mud with two 'take control' strong women embedded on top of you. Sab was so overcome with our sheer strength he not once tried to move from beneath out mud clad bodies....funny that lol.
A very trim and agile young woman completely dominated a much larger man. It was a thing of beauty, and he was not holding back in any way. She was stronger than she looked to be, was able to twist right out of holds where it seemed certain he had her and was so darn quick that he just could not keep her in front of him. We cheered ourselves hoarse for that gal.
Ladies, ladies, ladies...(and gentleman). Since your mud-wrestling for me, I think its only fair that I'm the ref. That way I can judge the competition by my own arbitrary standards, and not some mud wresting rule book. How do you win at mud wresting anyway? The winner will get an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle. Now I just need to find someone to pay for it, but I'm working on it. Can't wait to see one of you.
How about 6.00pm tonight Stan? I just checked my black book (it was white but Lorlie pushed it in the mud), and it says 'available'. Lol. We may have to blindfold you of course so you pick the winner without any favourtism. I am afraid this time Lorlie is going.........down.....
If I have a blindfold on, and Lorlie is, um, going down, she will probably win.... Sorry, I couldn't help but pick up on your innuendo. I'm normally as pure as the driven snow.
Not recant Stan BP it is called being practical LMAO. Poor Lorlie I put some healing balm for her thighs in a post pack and have sent it by express post.
Oh Yeah Pearl diver of course, there is another favourite..... this thread is going to last forever. Looks like the hunky one has died a death, will i resurrect it....
Aww he is adorable. Actually come to think of it it reminds me a little of Sab, he seemed to scratch a lot towards the end of our match. Carne the crows how did I know on that day that the lovely little rose patch we froliced on was indeed named 'stinging nettle'. Just as well he had that 'No Parking' sign to jog home with. He kind of had that dot to dot thing going on with his buttocks. Despite my pleas to join the dots with my pen while we waited to get rescued, he refused, as he wanted to pencil it out instead.
Although I'm not such a great fan of his on HubPages, largely because I don't often read fiction, I do like Camlo. I've come to know him quite well and communicate reguarly; he's kind, adventurous, very, very talented, and leads an incredibly interesting life. Probably one of the best people I've met here on HubPages. He's also modest, and will quite likely hate me for having written this if he sees it
Yup, it's me. I didn't ever think I would post a pic like that, but I keep getting nagged to do it, so I'm doing for a few days and then changing it.... I feel rather self conscious, but friends who read my stuff keep bugging me, so I decided to post a new avatar to "celebrate summer" and then take it down...
just want to let all the boys here know you all are competing for second behind ME on this forum!!! besides, if you all thought that insufferable son of a b**** LeBron James had a huge ego, then wait until you meet me. nah, i make king james...no wait he acts more like a sniveling girl, so i'll call him princess. i make princess lebron james seem humble by comparison. hahahahah. believe me saying that considering how massive his ego is, that's quite a compliment there.
yeah, but at least im a man damn it. i maybe an a**hole, but im honest. im an honest a**hole. im an a**hole with principles! that damn lebron james gives jerks like me a bad name!
not been around for a couple of days, but delighted to see this thread still has a life, we are all bonding and well mud fighting and the like, brilliant let's keep going.
Blondepoet thanks for your input. Your pictures are great.
Okay, Blondpoet, you know what? If you happen to work in a hospital, I'll be choosing another. By God, 'woman,' you are the most wretched excuse for an interloper I've ever seen!!!
lorlie - you has changed some! I don't know what it is, but you're all different! Like, you don't mince the words AT ALL! I am just enchanted by the new, outspoken, you! No more "I'm so happy for you" and "You have my prayers" bullshit - nosirree! Now you have joined the insane-and-loving-it bunch! New meds?
Why thank you, Miss Kitty. I has new meds, you be right. I now speak ze mind at all times. Did you happen to view dis new 'BlondPoet's' avatar? She be de most reeeediculus excuse for a noose I'b eber seen. Really!! But I be followin' her anyways.
I don't even know wtf a poosy is? well, I can guess, but so, anyhoo - I be gettin now. not begetting though - haha **trying so hard not to laugh, have no idea why**
Woo hoo it is my sister in law the secondary BP. Oh sweetie you are looking just fabulous, ummmm........don't you go stealing all my men you here. Remember what Aunt Matilda said.
So I'm not invisiblr to you? That's fantastic! What a woman you are! OK. I'll go now that I've said hello. Mega do you still like Sun-Ra? I might know a site where a story about him might be published soon. I better go now.
A woman I am indeed. Too much of a woman for some to handle for example Eric G, who cannot contain his artillery (I personally feel he needs a little more military training), however you seem to have the right capabilities lol.
I was gone yesterday. Electrical was off. But so much happened I am inundated with questions (ask me how it feels to be inundated!)
triple bazookas? what does that MEAN? what are paw paws? why does everyone need ointment? from mud wrestling? Lorlie has thigh problems? is there more mud wrestling scheduled for today? If so, I'm getting out of here, just washed my hair.
Who is Sun Ra? or which Mega is you talking about? me Mega? or some other? Neil Young? Yes I like Neil Yung a little bit.
I knew that. Well, he's not YOUNG anymore! what about all those other questions? Don't they deserve answers? what was going on here yesterday? Listen, you don't want me to get BORED again do ya?
Hey Mega I will explain don't you worry. Triple bazookas, well god was gracious. Paw paw exotic Aussie fruit tends to drip from one's chin. Only Lorlie needed the ointment as her thighs were chaffed from 2 hrs around Sab's neck. Indeed more mud wrestling to come, waiting for a referee. Sun Ra I think is a breed of fish used for canapes.
I have to go away now for a little while. I hope you will all miss me so when I come back you will welcome me with more cheap snacks and silliness. In the meantime, practice on each other!
I must have scorpio rising or something because this just isn't me!
just wondering that myself, where is Stan, is that really a picture of him, are we still fighting for him, and where is the hunky thread gone, give the thread a life.
This poor t h r e a d isssssss dyyyying...OH NOOOO! I loved the mud wrestling match and am willing to go at it again-my thighs have healed quite nicely.
Now, I'm not asking which have helped you the most, but rather, which hubbers do you believe have had the most influence on you here - good, bad, or otherwise.
I am looking for somewhere I can make a website with multiple hublike pages. I want some place where I can make a home page and from it link to pages on specific topics that I can format in the same way I format a hub. it has to be free. does such a place exist?
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