Me Vs. Maddie (THE RACE TO 1,000 Fans)

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  1. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    I am openly challenging Maddie Ruud to a race to 1,000 Fans.

    She currently has 980 and I have 195!

    However I feel a bubbling under feeling inside of me that says, YOU CAN DO IT!

    All I need is for everyone to in hubpages to join my fanclub immediately! then email everyone you know to do the same.  Then we will open a 24-Hour Fanclub Hotline where I will make campaign promises I have no intention of keeping. 

    AND since I'm not afraid to throwdown Dick Dastardly and Muttley style, if necessary, temporarily UN-JOIN MADDIE's club.

    If you think I'm kidding, then you've never seen the Wacky Races with Penelope Pitstop! 

    Anything can happen and it's GAME ON!

    1. SweetiePie profile image82
      SweetiePieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Have you made a Myspace page yet and made a bulletin requesting this.  I am sure you could get many new fans that way.

  2. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    I've said it before and I'll say it again.  I am no good on a computer.  I can do hubpages okay by now.  But that's really it.   

    That is why I always ask if any techies out there wanna combine forces.  I suck at it.  I could have already done 500 Hubs if I had help.   

    I have so many things planned too.  I've never received a request either.  I like putting out so much stuff that you can't even keep up with it.   3 or 4 Hubs a Day (IN VARYING SUBJECTS) is my preference. 

    Movies, Poetry, Music, TV, Movies, Top 5 Video, Music, Hotties, etc.

    I haven't even STARTED talking about NEW YORK yet.  I'm gonna have the BEST tourist plans so you can get the BEST THAT CITY has to offer.  Instead of standing among tourists feeling lost, you'll be chilling in the tucked away Cafes and Restaurants that only the locals can find.

    I even gonna tell you how to find the after hours places that have no signs.

    My plan is simply to be discovered here or on youtube by someone who wants to take care of the crap for me.   Just let me work and send the check in the mail.   

    I'M GUNNING FOR YA MADDIE!!!!!

    1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Well, Jamie.  I'm already your fan, or I'd more than happily add to your number.  And I'm not my own fan, so I can't really un-join my own fan club.

      PS> I just submitted a request to you.  Show me whatchu got!

  3. Patty Inglish, MS profile image93
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 10 years ago

    [She currently has 980 and I have 195!]

    Perhaps a nuclear accelerator would help. smile

  4. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    ACTUALLY IT IS NOW 980 to 196!

  5. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Hmmm.  That's not an easy Hub.  I'll do the research after this weekend in Key West.  DJing a Wedding on the sand. 


    I was really just drawing attention to you and your fanclub.  Crazy, kid.

    I'm at 197!     Look Out!  It's a groundswell of support from all over the globe. 

    HEY MADDIE HAS 981 now, WTF people!    LOL!   

    WOO HOO some Flight of the Conchords fan has just jumped on board the Funktual Train.

    All Aboard.

    1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I know you're up to the challenge, that's why I submitted it to you!



      I see you at 200.

  6. Stacie Naczelnik profile image73
    Stacie Naczelnikposted 10 years ago

    Well, I was already Maddie's fan, but joined DJ's to help even it out.

    1. DJ Funktual profile image78
      DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks alot Stacie, good to have you on board.

  7. ripplemaker profile image82
    ripplemakerposted 10 years ago

    Well, I'm already both your fans.  big_smile

    1. SunSeven profile image67
      SunSevenposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Me too ! smile

      1. kerryg profile image85
        kerrygposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Me three. Good luck, DJ! You certainly aren't one to step down from a challenge. smile

  8. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    LOL

    DJ - You are insane - In a good way smile

    I just joined your fanclub.

    Not only that - I un-joined Maddie's just to even things out a little (I can join again later).

    And I have a request.

    "What I learned about sci-fi films after watching the films Mark recommended"

    Due - 2009 big_smile

    1. DJ Funktual profile image78
      DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Mark and Stacie in ONE DAY.

      I will be away from the Hub all day tomorrow.  Enjoy the new videos!  It's about time I did some real mixing on the web.

  9. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Done!

  10. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Okay The Campaign Hotline is now OPEN.   You can find the phone number in the video here.

    http://hubpages.com/hub/Cee-Lo-Green--T … ls-Barkley

    Operators are actually standing by.

    First One To Call Will Have The Job of Campaign manager!

    1. DJ Funktual profile image78
      DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      here's that number once again.....

      YOU could be learning about the most important musical force in the modern era and getting my company's phone number for your next event in one shot.

      But before you do, for Muttley's sake. Un-join Maddie's club before it's too late!


      NOTE:  Anyone who actually DOES un-join, please remember to re-join after I win the race!

      This is Dark Dastardley!

  11. darkside profile image80
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    Ever heard the concept of biting off more than you can chew? tongue

    1. DJ Funktual profile image78
      DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Not with this big mouth!

  12. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Okay Maddie Now has 973 Fans which means this campaign is working!

    Not one of you called my phone number at athe telethon but who cares?

    I now have 201 fans on MY profile page despite the fact that it says 203 here on the forums.

    is Maddie fighting back by hiding my new fans somewhere in cyberspace?

    http://hubpages.com/hub/My-Old-School-H … ing-Videos

    I Thought 2 NEW VIDEOS of Me Mixing OLD SCHOOL HIP-HOP CLASSICS might help!

    35 Songs in less than 20 Minutes!

    Send link to every breakdancer you know!

    THE RACE TO 1,000 FANS IS STILL ON!

    My wife gets in the act on the second one too.   Please support this cause!!

    <Mark or somebody, please publish a picture of Muttley from the cartoon WACKY RACES.>

    1. DJ Funktual profile image78
      DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      OH WELL~   Enjoy The Videos!

    2. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Harder than you might think to find a decent picture of this dawg smile

      http://www.propriedadesdeluxo.com.br/wp-content/uploads/muttley.jpg

      1. DJ Funktual profile image78
        DJ Funktualposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        <hehehehheheheheheheheh>

  13. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Well I appreciate your efforts sir.   Greetings from Key West HUBBERS!

  14. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    CURRENTLY 991 to 206!    sad

  15. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Currently getting my ass kicked.    http://hubpages.com/hub/100-Funniest-Mo … 13---40-36   Perhaps this will help. 

    Viva Le Resistance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. vietnamese profile image71
    vietnameseposted 10 years ago

    Is this because Maddie got top number of fans or you just picked on Maddie?

    1. vietnamese profile image71
      vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You do really need a miracle boost though. She's 9 away from 1000! heheheheehe

    2. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      He's not picking on me.  Jamie and I are homies.  We have an understanding... wink

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Being a jackalope turncoat, I have joined your cause, as well! rmr will probably cook me for dinner.

      2. vietnamese profile image71
        vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        I knew that.... I was out of word choice so I used "picked" instead. What should I use next time? :-)

        1. terenceyap07 profile image59
          terenceyap07posted 10 years agoin reply to this

          "cajole" would be a good one, as in "cajole a response from her".

          1. vietnamese profile image71
            vietnameseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Is this the right one? I had to look it up.... hheheehehehehe After looking it up, I am not sure if I would use it though.

            1. terenceyap07 profile image59
              terenceyap07posted 10 years agoin reply to this

              hhmmm... the only other word I can think of, then, would be "teasing".

  17. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    I'm not picking on her I'm...ugh
    nevermind.

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      rmr was already in your fanclub, so he sent me to join your cause. There you go, buddy.

  18. crashcromwell profile image78
    crashcromwellposted 10 years ago

    Next one puts Maddie over the top.....I'm already fans of both of y'all!

  19. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    999?     OMG  Holy Shnikey!

    OKAY THIS IS A STATE OF EMEREGENCY

    Everyone must TEMPORARILY un-join Maddie's club now.   I just can't but YOU my heartless hubbers.  Un-Join quickly...

    BEFORE I GET AN EATING DISORDER!   big_smile

    1. Stacie Naczelnik profile image73
      Stacie Naczelnikposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I wasn't on HubPages all weekend, so I didn't see this.  The sun may have prevented more hubbers from coming to your rescue.

  20. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Hurry People this is not a drill.  I do not have a sexy avatar to offer you.   Just these simple words of Kindness...


    Please don't hate me because of my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude.

    After all, I learned it from watching Mark Knowles.   He's...<wimper> my real father!

    I learned it from watching YOU Dad!      ROFL!

    1. terenceyap07 profile image59
      terenceyap07posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      *Terence remembers the eternal words uttered by Lord Darth Vader*

      ..."Luke, I am your father..."

      LOL!!!

  21. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    If got any sense of humor at all you will un-join Maddie Ruud's fanclub IMMEDIATELY.

    She has 999 fans and I am on the brink of LOSING THIS Wacky Race!


    Muttley!  Muttley you snickering do-nothing GET TO WORK!

    Operators are still standing by on the hotline! as well.  Seriously, we could be having a conversation right now.

  22. ProCW profile image81
    ProCWposted 10 years ago

    maddie is at 999 right now... you'd better hurry!!! oops... you already said that... big_smile still... hurry!

  23. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    People this is a state of fanclub emergency!

  24. darkside profile image80
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    1001

  25. jyuva profile image60
    jyuvaposted 10 years ago

    1002 big_smile

  26. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Hey Maddie how come your profile page says 992 Fans but in the forums you are over 1,000?

    I don't know how to feel.  big_smile

    1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Feel good.  This is a bug that should be fixed shortly.  In the meantime, the numbers on profiles are the correct ones.

      So you have 208, and I've got 992.  Together, we're well over a thousand.  Can't we just pool our resources and both win?

  27. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Of course, my dear.    Sounds about right.

  28. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    You may now re-join Maddie's fanclub my friends because my quest has failed!   sad

    Maddie has a 1,009 and counting and I'm only at 215.   JUST SHORT. <in Bob Uecker Voice>

    Congratulations are this time due to our moderator Maddie Ruud.  Woo Hooo!
     
    My Q for Ms. Ruud is:  Is it better to be feared than to be loved?   LOL! 

    Oh and some good news on the Funktual Revolution tip!   Thank You for your support in my endeavors here, friends.    Teaching me stuff and such. 

    Thanks to you guys in HubWorld I just crossed 1,000 PVs for the 9th time tonight!   I can't even believe that 50,000 people all over the globe have read my stuff and are gettin that funk up in their earhole!

    Here's my Lastest and Greatest invention yet...   The KICK-ASS FLICKS! 
    Dedicated to Maddie of course I present....

    http://hubpages.com/hub/100-Movies-That … --s-100-91  shameless.

    1. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Depends on the audience. wink

  29. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Nobody cares!!   Hooray!

  30. DJ Funktual profile image78
    DJ Funktualposted 10 years ago

    Yay!    Nobody!   Celebrate good times, Come On!    It's a celebration.

 
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