I am openly challenging Maddie Ruud to a race to 1,000 Fans.
She currently has 980 and I have 195!
However I feel a bubbling under feeling inside of me that says, YOU CAN DO IT!
All I need is for everyone to in hubpages to join my fanclub immediately! then email everyone you know to do the same. Then we will open a 24-Hour Fanclub Hotline where I will make campaign promises I have no intention of keeping.
AND since I'm not afraid to throwdown Dick Dastardly and Muttley style, if necessary, temporarily UN-JOIN MADDIE's club.
If you think I'm kidding, then you've never seen the Wacky Races with Penelope Pitstop!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am no good on a computer. I can do hubpages okay by now. But that's really it.
That is why I always ask if any techies out there wanna combine forces. I suck at it. I could have already done 500 Hubs if I had help.
I have so many things planned too. I've never received a request either. I like putting out so much stuff that you can't even keep up with it. 3 or 4 Hubs a Day (IN VARYING SUBJECTS) is my preference.
Movies, Poetry, Music, TV, Movies, Top 5 Video, Music, Hotties, etc.
I haven't even STARTED talking about NEW YORK yet. I'm gonna have the BEST tourist plans so you can get the BEST THAT CITY has to offer. Instead of standing among tourists feeling lost, you'll be chilling in the tucked away Cafes and Restaurants that only the locals can find.
I even gonna tell you how to find the after hours places that have no signs.
My plan is simply to be discovered here or on youtube by someone who wants to take care of the crap for me. Just let me work and send the check in the mail.
You may now re-join Maddie's fanclub my friends because my quest has failed!
Maddie has a 1,009 and counting and I'm only at 215. JUST SHORT. <in Bob Uecker Voice>
Congratulations are this time due to our moderator Maddie Ruud. Woo Hooo!
My Q for Ms. Ruud is: Is it better to be feared than to be loved? LOL!
Oh and some good news on the Funktual Revolution tip! Thank You for your support in my endeavors here, friends. Teaching me stuff and such.
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