Banned Because?

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  1. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Frogdropping

    Banned for creating an entertaining forum

  2. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    for once!

  3. lrohner profile image69
    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    For using two posts to finish one sentence -- ban-diddy-ban-ban-BANNED!

  4. Ultimate Hubber profile image70
    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using the B word thrice in a single post. lol

    1. Laura du Toit profile image71
      Laura du Toitposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for laughing too loudly

  5. profile image0
    FunnyGamesposted 14 years ago

    Banned because did not laugh.

  6. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not hearing me laugh!

  7. Gabriel Wilson profile image100
    Gabriel Wilsonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not being a prince...ain't ya seen the fairy tale?

  8. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned because your profile pic. makes me wonder what the bubbles are in Champagne, lager, no I cannot guess.

  9. frogdropping profile image74
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    I'm having another early night so - you're banned smile

  10. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having an early night and not inviting us to join you!

  11. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because it always seems to be you that I'm banning

    1. lrohner profile image69
      lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you never banned me!

      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        banned so the forum count won't be 666.  shivers

  12. RedElf profile image90
    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    Banned for shivering

    ...and because cat's rule smile

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being a cat lover. wink  smile Dog's rule!  woof woof woof!

      1. shynsly profile image61
        shynslyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for having a phonetically similar HubHandle to the lead of Fleetwood Mac!

        1. readytoescape profile image60
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for allowing the religious forums to push this entertaining one aside for 1 1/2 hours.

  13. livewithrichard profile image73
    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Banned for impersonating Johnny Cash smile

    1. readytoescape profile image60
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not knowing I’m impersonating George Strait

  14. shynsly profile image61
    shynslyposted 14 years ago

    Banned for accusing me of wasting my time in the wrong pointless forum... I'm more apt to be found wasting my time pointlessly arguing in the "politics" forum... oh, wait... that is a "religion". Well... you're still banned.

    1. readytoescape profile image60
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL....with that I'm off the watch Chicken Little


      oh and your banned for thinking of Politics at a time like this

      1. Rafini profile image82
        Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ooops!  Banned for watching Chicken Little...lol big_smile

  15. KristenGrace profile image60
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Found my way back into this thread

    And

    Rafini - Insulting a movie containing a chicken forced to wear glasses = Banned

  16. travelespresso profile image69
    travelespressoposted 14 years ago

    Banned KG for being SO enthusiastic in this forum.....

    BTW - I ban myself for the same crime. lol

    1. KristenGrace profile image60
      KristenGraceposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for banning more than a single hubber, and having yourself be the other hubber banned.

      But P.S. It's true.  I enjoy this forum more than I would have anticipated lol

      1. travelespresso profile image69
        travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Ooh KG - you are banned for taking the bait and being so obvious as to ban me for banning myself! 

        Too true this forum is VERY addictive lol

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image100
          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned to hubrehab, for being addicted.

          1. travelespresso profile image69
            travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol hubrehab - love it!

            Banned for making up a new place to treat addictions.  Is is expensive do you think?

            1. Rochelle Frank profile image100
              Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              No. Actually it saves money-- they stop your internet service and lock you in a padded room.

              1. shynsly profile image61
                shynslyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                AHH! BANNED for suggesting such a thing! What would we do without the internet!? That would mean, like actually putting on pants and going outside or some other dreadful thing... (shudders at the thought)

                1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
                  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  banned for shuddering at your own thoughts

                  1. shynsly profile image61
                    shynslyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Banned for making me ban you from my phone (wife confiscated pc)

              2. travelespresso profile image69
                travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned again for suggesting such horrific and cruel treatment.

                1. Haunty profile image75
                  Hauntyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  2 minutes for delaying the game.

  17. KristenGrace profile image60
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for improper English.

    "Is is expensive..."

    1. Abbasangel profile image69
      Abbasangelposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because "improrper" is not correct phrasing of this ban! wink

      1. evvy_09 profile image61
        evvy_09posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You are banned too because I said big_smile

        1. profile image0
          Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Deleted

          1. evvy_09 profile image61
            evvy_09posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ban myself

            1. Abbasangel profile image69
              Abbasangelposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              ha ha ha - I ban you for banning yourself!

  18. evvy_09 profile image61
    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    Kristen is banned for impersonating the grammer police tongue
    And I have to banned Haunty for banning out of turn.  You're an elite and should be an example to all the other banners.

  19. Kangaroo_Jase profile image74
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    Banned - for banning me on my turn to ban you. You people know who you are, lol.

  20. evvy_09 profile image61
    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    Banned for kangarooism

  21. Kangaroo_Jase profile image74
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    Thats already been taken as a ban.

    Banned for using Kangaroos in vain..................

  22. evvy_09 profile image61
    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    I've never even met a kangaroo....banned

  23. Kangaroo_Jase profile image74
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    Never met a Kangaroo????? Seriously???

    BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. evvy_09 profile image61
    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4459854_f248.jpg

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ban for posting a picture of cartoons, and not playing a video game today because of work. wink  tongue  j/k.

  25. evvy_09 profile image61
    evvy_09posted 14 years ago

    Banned for pointing it out.  I'm gonna go play a quick one now before bedtime big_smile

  26. profile image59
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    banned for not using ban deodorant! smile

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for having one of the most redundant user names on this site. lol

  27. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I've now got to go out and am in a hurry!

  28. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned for leaving.

    1. lyndre profile image61
      lyndreposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for adding an extra day to the week.

  29. profile image0
    china manposted 14 years ago

    Banned for hi 'jacking' off a thread by a guy called wangker !  and this is absolutely true !!  no really, it really is absolutely true.

    1. frogdropping profile image74
      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lack of clarity. Ban-ees need to know what they're banned for.

      Banned.

      1. profile image0
        china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        again !!!!!!!!!! big_smile

        and wot do you mean lack of clarity !  I was banned for thread jacking !  and really it was a wangker's thread !  big_smile

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for saying the word wangker, LOL double banned for thread jacking,,,

          1. profile image0
            china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            NO NO NO !  The name of the thread OP was Wangker !!!   I got banned for thread 'jacking' which is an Americanisation of the English meaning of the name - got it ?

            1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
              prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              hi chinaman, I understand, double banned then for saying No no no

  30. Gypsy48 profile image61
    Gypsy48posted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking so happy!

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for wearing  beautiful dress with the sky blue color

  31. travelespresso profile image69
    travelespressoposted 14 years ago

    Banned CM for leaving confusing bannings!

  32. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for wearing a cap...PDH

    and banned for getting confused Travel

  33. profile image0
    FunnyGamesposted 14 years ago

    Banned for saying nonsense...

    1. readytoescape profile image60
      readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not being fluent in nonsense

      1. travelespresso profile image69
        travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for wanting to be fluent in nonsense.

        1. readytoescape profile image60
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not being able to distinguish the fact that I am fluent in nonsense,

          As well as being an accomplished interpreter of drunken slur.

          1. lrohner profile image69
            lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for drunken slurring.

  34. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being drunk in charge of a smaller snowman

    1. Daniel Carter profile image68
      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for hypnotizing Paul Deeds and HP staff into not banning CMHypno.

      1. WoodsmensPost profile image64
        WoodsmensPostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned DC for not paying hypnotizing taxes

        1. readytoescape profile image60
          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not axing the taxing

          1. profile image0
            mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for bringing up the tax word in tax season

  35. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing that I didn't bring it up!

    1. CMHypno profile image94
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for mentioning it

      1. Daniel Carter profile image68
        Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not hypnotizing the IRS into believing our taxes are paid in full for life.

  36. CheyenneAutumn profile image60
    CheyenneAutumnposted 14 years ago

    Banned because even as a frog you have better legs then I do...

    1. WoodsmensPost profile image64
      WoodsmensPostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not using my treadmill I payed for from last years tax return

  37. frogdropping profile image74
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Snow snow everywhere. Backyard snowpocalypse. Banned

  38. Ultimate Hubber profile image70
    Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years ago

    Banned for starting such an addictive thread.

  39. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Banned for Ultimately participating in an addictive thread

    1. Daniel Carter profile image68
      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for attempting to escape this thread, even though he is perpetually ready to do so.

  40. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Daniel is banned for being too rational.

    1. frogdropping profile image74
      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your dog's bigger than my dog. Banned.

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4463450_f248.jpg

    2. Daniel Carter profile image68
      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Habee is banned from anything bad in life.
      wink




      Frogdropping is banned for bringing a dog to HP without a poop scoop.
      (I'm telling Paul! Neener, neener, neener!!!)

      lol

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image100
        Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for simultaneous positive and negative banning which cancel each other out..

        1. Daniel Carter profile image68
          Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for doing complex math on a writer's website. wink

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for excluding Math here.

  41. WoodsmensPost profile image64
    WoodsmensPostposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing if too rational means the same as irrational?

  42. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Everyone who doesn't own a Great Dane is banned!

    1. travelespresso profile image69
      travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for nationality discrimination!

      1. Denise Handlon profile image89
        Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol    Hey, Congratulations travel- on your '100' score.

  43. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

    Banned for a 100 score smile

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image100
      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for thinking 100 scores can be banned. (Only people who ALWAYS have 100 are banned-- temporarily by others who have it temporarily.

  44. Pearldiver profile image69
    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    You are B-B-B-Banned F-F-F-For M-M-Making M-M-e S-S-tutter and Because you Refused to Ban The Bomb in 1982!!! smile

    Phew... That's All of Them lol

  45. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    Banned for stuttering even with forum typing, and not just when speaking.  The reason you don't see stutter-typing in the forums is that all of it is banned before it even happens.   smile  I don't know how the stutter censors didn't catch you earlier.

    1. Trsmd profile image57
      Trsmdposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for missing that balance 1 hubscore, not securing 100

  46. Pearldiver profile image69
    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    B-B-BS!! yikes

    You Are B-B-Banned For Not B-B-Burning Your Bra in 1969!! big_smile

  47. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing I didn't need a bra in 1969 smile

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for stating the year 69

      1. Pearldiver profile image69
        Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        B-B-B-Banned F-F-or Making Me Stutter Again... With Remarks Like That In Front of a Pearldiver! yikes

        @ Jane - Banned For Running Too Fast and Not Falling Over in 1969! big_smile

        @ Sofs... Banned For Hiding Your Sharpness Under Pink Petals! hmm

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for stuttering when reading 69

          1. Rochelle Frank profile image100
            Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for politically-incorrect denigration of individuals based upon their perceived or actual physical  or emotional imperfections.

  48. sofs profile image70
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for stating the year again.

    1. Lisa HW profile image66
      Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not just letting that year issue go (for Goodness sake)...    smile

  49. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being frustrated that the year issue was not dropped.

    1. Lisa HW profile image66
      Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having an opinion about whether another Hubber ought to make an issue of the issue of the not-dropped year issue (or something like that).

  50. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using the word 'issue' three times in one sentence. smile

    1. WoodsmensPost profile image64
      WoodsmensPostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for using apostrophes as quotation marks

 
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