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Stop that rhyming and I mean it!

  1. Captain Redbeard profile image61
    Captain Redbeardposted 5 years ago

    ...............anybody wanna peanut!

    1. vmartinezwilson profile image81
      vmartinezwilsonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.

  3. Captain Redbeard profile image61
    Captain Redbeardposted 5 years ago

    May I see how many fingers you have on your left hand?

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

    1. Captain Redbeard profile image61
      Captain Redbeardposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      "Stop saying that!"

  5. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 5 years ago

    "You are the Brute Squad"

  6. vmartinezwilson profile image81
    vmartinezwilsonposted 5 years ago

    Maaawaage. Maawaage is whaaat bwings us togeda todaaaay.

    1. couturepopcafe profile image59
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I hope that wasn't supposed to be an New York Italian accent.

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      Motown2Chitownposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      And wwoove, twuue wwooove...

      1. Diane Inside profile image81
        Diane Insideposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    3. Aficionada profile image89
      Aficionadaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      <<< I once attended a wedding IRL where the minister opened the ceremony with those words! He cracked up as he said it, and then he continued by saying, 'I'm just fulfilling a promise made long ago, folks.'   He was also the father of the bride.... >>>

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        Motown2Chitownposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Love it!

      2. vmartinezwilson profile image81
        vmartinezwilsonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        That's awesome, I wish I could have seen that.  I would have literally loled

        1. Diane Inside profile image81
          Diane Insideposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          I would have been lmao. Literally.

  7. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 5 years ago

    "Drop Your Sword"

  8. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    "Wait a minute, this is'nt a kissing book is it?"

  9. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    "What about the R.O.U.S'S."

    "Rodents of unusual size? They don't exist."

  10. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    The Princess Bride where true love conquers even death. lol

    1. Diane Inside profile image81
      Diane Insideposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks to Miracle Max

  11. Captain Redbeard profile image61
    Captain Redbeardposted 5 years ago

    Mostly dead, not all the way dead!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.  It would be a pity to damage yours.

  13. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    You don't really know who I am, do you?

  14. manlypoetryman profile image64
    manlypoetrymanposted 5 years ago

    We'll never survive.
    Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    I'm not a witch!  I'm your WIFE!

    1. vmartinezwilson profile image81
      vmartinezwilsonposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Humperdink?

      Humperdink. Humperdink!  Humperdink!!!!!

  16. MickeySr profile image86
    MickeySrposted 5 years ago

    . . . as you wish.

  17. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    Inconceivable!

  18. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 5 years ago

    I just drained 1 year of your life.

  19. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    Princess Buttercup!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    What about the ROUS's? 

    Rodents of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.

    1. Diane Inside profile image81
      Diane Insideposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I said that already.

      lol.

      Ah don't we all love the Dread Pirate Robarts.

  21. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    Stop whining! Stop it, I say!

  22. Captain Redbeard profile image61
    Captain Redbeardposted 5 years ago

    Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in GREEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNLAND!?

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    My way's not very sportsmanlike.

  24. Chaotic Chica profile image78
    Chaotic Chicaposted 5 years ago

    Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

  25. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    you think I know what I'm talking about?  I have no idea what I'm talking about!  No idea!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    Ah, but you see, I know something you don't know.  I am not left handed.

    1. Captain Redbeard profile image61
      Captain Redbeardposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I love that part!

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        Motown2Chitownposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Me too! big_smile

  27. Eric Newland profile image60
    Eric Newlandposted 5 years ago

    You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

  28. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    Now if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

  29. Diane Inside profile image81
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    Chocalate coating makes it go down easier.

  30. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    Does it hurt when I do that?

  31. Daffy Duck profile image60
    Daffy Duckposted 5 years ago

    You seem a decent fellow.  I hate to kill you.

 
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