Stop that rhyming and I mean it!

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   Captain Redbeardposted 12 years ago

   ...............anybody wanna peanut!

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      vmartinezwilsonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

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   Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

   Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.

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   Captain Redbeardposted 12 years ago

   May I see how many fingers you have on your left hand?

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   Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

   My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

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      Captain Redbeardposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "Stop saying that!"

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   Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

   "You are the Brute Squad"

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   vmartinezwilsonposted 12 years ago

   Maaawaage. Maawaage is whaaat bwings us togeda todaaaay.

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      couturepopcafeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I hope that wasn't supposed to be an New York Italian accent.

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      Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      And wwoove, twuue wwooove...

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         Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         

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      Aficionadaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      <<< I once attended a wedding IRL where the minister opened the ceremony with those words! He cracked up as he said it, and then he continued by saying, 'I'm just fulfilling a promise made long ago, folks.'   He was also the father of the bride.... >>>

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         Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Love it!

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         vmartinezwilsonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         That's awesome, I wish I could have seen that.  I would have literally loled

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            Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I would have been lmao. Literally.

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   Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

   "Drop Your Sword"

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   Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

   "Wait a minute, this is'nt a kissing book is it?"

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   Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

   "What about the R.O.U.S'S."
   
   "Rodents of unusual size? They don't exist."

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    Cagsilposted 12 years ago

    The Princess Bride where true love conquers even death.

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       Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks to Miracle Max

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    Captain Redbeardposted 12 years ago

    Mostly dead, not all the way dead!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.  It would be a pity to damage yours.

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    You don't really know who I am, do you?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 12 years ago

    We'll never survive.
    Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    I'm not a witch!  I'm your WIFE!

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       vmartinezwilsonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Humperdink?
       
       Humperdink. Humperdink!  Humperdink!!!!!

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    MickeySrposted 12 years ago

    . . . as you wish.

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    Inconceivable!

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    Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

    I just drained 1 year of your life.

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    Princess Buttercup!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    What about the ROUS's? 
    
    Rodents of Unusual Size?  I don't think they exist.

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       Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I said that already.
       
       lol.
       
       Ah don't we all love the Dread Pirate Robarts.

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    Stop whining! Stop it, I say!

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    Captain Redbeardposted 12 years ago

    Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in GREEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNLAND!?

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    My way's not very sportsmanlike.

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    Chaotic Chicaposted 12 years ago

    Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    you think I know what I'm talking about?  I have no idea what I'm talking about!  No idea!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    Ah, but you see, I know something you don't know.  I am not left handed.

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       Captain Redbeardposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I love that part!

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          Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Me too!

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    Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

    You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    Now if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    Chocalate coating makes it go down easier.

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    Does it hurt when I do that?

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    Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

    You seem a decent fellow.  I hate to kill you.

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