If You Were To Date A Hubber, Who Would It Be?

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   Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

   I'm not telling, sorry!

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      he is taken

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   Oh god do you really want the juice??

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      Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes please!

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         haha let me check to see if you told....let me have a wee scroll ROFL.

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            Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It's all that design work on your new men's undie range. Tis having a strange effect!

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Is that the happy juice again, Blonde?

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not this time Cin it is a bit more potent than that, let's call it lust..

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Blonde is so distracted, she can't focus anymore, she's been playing with the wires in her men's jocks range she's designing.

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Haha Amanda and Cindy yes I have lost all my focus. Just a  bit stuck on implanting the song "All Shook Up," in the little nest packages

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   Christoph Reillyposted 14 years ago

   Hi Blondepoet!  Are you still here? Come to my town. I need a female star in my movie! We had auditions yesterday and we can't find a woman who can do this part. I know you can do it! I'll even make the writer make her be Australian!  Hurry!  You are needed!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh heck yes I am on my way, Hollyood here I come !!!!! can you pick me up at the airport

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         Christoph Reillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I'll send a Limo! I'll be in the back seat chilling the champagne, of course!

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I am going way faster now you never seen BP move so fast.

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   sheenarobinsposted 14 years ago

   Hey Cris A, I'd like to out on a date with you.
   
   Hey goldentoad, I'd like to go out on a date with you.
   
   Hey Benjimester, I'd like to go out on a date with you.
   
   Hey Christoph Reilly, I'd like to go out on a date with you.
   
   Hey Tom Rubenoff, I'd like to go out on a date with you.
   
   Hey Ralwus, i'd like to go out on a date with you.
   
                                          

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      Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sheena, that's a quality list you have there!

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is the most straight forward answer.

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      Christoph Reillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'll pick you up at 7:00...and all those other guys can eat my dust!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You have great taste

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         sheenarobinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Miss you, Deb. We got the same taste, I bet.

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Do you want to come with me to see Christoph I am sure he won't mind  having the two of us. I will pick u up on the way through

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               Christoph Reillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh Christoph do you have a sore throat, ohhh you poor petunia, you forgot to say something in your post. Don't worry I will put my healing powers on you when I get there. So tell me more about the role, I am soooo excited. Do I get to play a feisty night club singer????

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                     Christoph Reillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Actually, I misplaced it. It is in the body of the letter above.  I wrote: "Certainly I would love it. The second female role is available too. We'll have an International cast!"

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                        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        As long as you are my leading man I think it is going to work perfect like a glove, hopefully some good snogging scenes.
                        

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                        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Here is a scene from my resume, note my good lip suction techniques
                        

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   JonTutorposted 14 years ago

   @Blondepoet You gotta fan: Checkout BIKE.... http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/16969

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Anyone with a name like Jon gets my attention. Awww I would give you a big kiss for your sweet words but I can't reach you. LMAO I remember when you first came to HP, I pounced on you like a piranah....
      xoxox
      

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   I forgot to ask you what is a bike?? Does that mean I have a great engine and two great headlights???

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      JonTutorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You sure do... and I like "wild cats".. waiting to devour me....Thanks for the Kiss... Don't let my GF catch you... LOL. You still haven't gone to the first page of this thread.... BIKE suspense??

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh I am going there right now lol

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   So many of the super hot ones here are attached....sigh... I need to hit them with some adhesive solvent.....

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Hotstuff...ROFL! CB resurrected for bout an hour tonight! LOL.... Where's the party! WoooooHoooo!

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Hey good morning Jodie, gee I am not sure, maybe in my Pjama bottoms, am looking down there as we speak xo

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    JonTutorposted 14 years ago

    Two timing... very bad... but I love "bad" in B_D...LOL

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    Jellyrugposted 14 years ago

    The one who is BWH 36 24 36 and 5' 2" tall.
    
    Do you know who she is?

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       your girlfriend? Lol there is no measuring tape here I cant measure the women

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          Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That chick in Sir Mix A Lot's video?

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          Jellyrugposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          How many women do you have there? I can bring the tape and measure them. That would solve our little problem fast.

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             blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Hey Jelly are you talking about women in Australia lol, I do not know anyone here who is 5ft2 loool, that is quite short you know. Are you talking about in heels out of heels?? I swear this is not a blonde moment I am just still narrowing it down...

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                R. Blueposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Maybe it's 5' 2" lying on their back.......ewwwwww

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                   Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I'm 5'3"      36 24 36 and 5'2" is the chick in "Baby Got Back!"

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                   Jellyrugposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   You missed the BWH 36-24-36 measurements...
                   Lying down, no just looking at a possible date for now, is how it all started.
                   Those were inches by the way, if you can find that in feet, let me know, we can make some money.

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                Jellyrugposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Here in the US 5' 2" naked would put you around the 25th percentile. The last time I was in your neck of the woods, a 5' tall girl knocked a guy right off his chair in a Sydney bar, that was my first introduction to OZ. Was in the 90's, you gals must have grown a bit since then?
                
                Long legs 33" are also good, measured from the floor to the butt.
                
                My tape measure is jumping up and down, can't wait.

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                   blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Haha, you certainly have a way of describing things Jelly, hahaa.

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    fierycjposted 14 years ago

    Nice warm thread I started here. I feel like friggin' Cupid!

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    R. Blueposted 14 years ago

    There are some very hot and attractice women here at the Hub.....not sure what they really look like in person....but I love their minds.   Gimme a drumroll BP....
    
    Our own Blondepoet....as she is beautiful inside and out.....tremendously funny....strange accent and dialect......and a true friend.
    
    Candie.....As sweet as her name.....and I can't believe she's still single.
    
    AEvans....is just hot and smart.
    
    Princessa....sexy
    
    Iphigenia....sexy and lives on the Med in France
    
    Mighty Mom......mighty funny
    
    G-Ma......just because she's wonderful
    
    JJ Rubio.......hot hot hot...and nice to booty...errr boot
    
    Randy Behavior....do I have to explain??
    
    Laughing Mom....just cause I like her
    
    Colebabie...nice eyes...LOL
    
    MistyHorizon.....2 too sexy and oh so cute
    
    K@ri......nice and smart
    
    Shirley Anderson....cause she's so cute
    
    I hope I haven't left any of my sweeties out..I'll have to think about it and return.

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hot list dum dee daa drum roll ROFL.......you little stud you hehe

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Awwww, cheers Blue,  thanks for including me (blushes). You are a dreamboat too

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    Colebabieposted 14 years ago

    Haha R.Blue

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    This is sounding too complicated forst thing in the morning!

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    I might go for Misty Horizon if only for the birds in her garden and her bush trimming.
    
    Otherwise CabinGirl would suit an old seadog like me.  Although it would be hard to prise her away from that mad, bad captain of hers(Bad Company).
    
    Anyway, my huge ocean-going Yacht could do with some female company.  Someone to grace the sun deck and entertain me with tall stories, a drink or two as the sun slips gently into the ocean and we journey under starry tropical skies..  Any offers?

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       Inspirepubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oooh, pick me! Pick me!
       
       Jenny

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks so much Rik, you can trim my bush any time as it is getting a bit overgrown thesedays

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          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Haha Misty love ya.

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             mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Lova ya too BP

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Jenny
    
    It would be an honour to have you on board!
    Not only will you decorate the sundeck well but you can continue to educate me on SEO, RSS feeds and Web 2.0 as well as beguiling and enchanting me with your poetry.
    
    I'll get a suite made up for you right away with highspeed broadband and satellite TV so you can keep you business interests ticking over. 
    
    Should a life on the ocean wave fail to provide the stimulation you need then my helicopter will whisk you to the nearest airport where my private jet will deliver you back to Australia in an instant.
    
    Hopefully, with the amazing cuisine, the eclectic collection of musicians, artists and writers on board, the vast wine cellar, you'll soon stop being homesick!

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Misty
    
    Your slightly saucy reply suggested you might be interested in my voyage too?  Is that a yes?  If so I'll have to clear it with Jenny first.  I've got another suite going spare.  We do have a modest garden on board so you and I could do a bit of horticulture together and we could roam tropical islands looking for exotic birds to remind you of your tits at home.

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sounds like fun to me Rik, book me in

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Misty (Cindy)
    
    Good news indeed - welcome on board!  Even as we speak, my people are making arrangements to accomodate a cat or two, some guinea pigs and a ferret as well as yourself - let me know exactly what your pet requirements are. 
    I fixed you up with a great suite with broadband and Sat TV so you can continue hubbing whilst cruising the seven seas.  Incidentally Patricia Arquette occupied your suite about 2 months ago.  She left to do more filming for Medium season 6. 
    As an added treat I have an advance preview of the season 6 openers where Allison Dubois finally sheds her pajamas and her bed-bra, gets it on with Joe, as a result looses her psychic powers and gets dropped by CBS for being too explicit.  You'll love it!

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       mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, can't wait, just ensure room for three cats and I can't wait for season 6 of Medium after your sneak preview

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    CabinGirlposted 14 years ago

    I would date Blonde Poet, I hate guys !

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       R. Blueposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Whew...thank goodness...that's such a relief for me....and a right good choice I'd say.

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    I kinda have a thing for RBlue, so fit

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       R. Blueposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey watch it BC...you know there'll be rumours.

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          CabinGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hes fit for nothing Blue, even his blow up doll dumped him, he was so deflated, or was it her

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             R. Blueposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             My question is was he blowing her or was she blowing him?

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                CabinGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Pmsl, omg best reply on hubs since I have joined

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    mayhmongposted 14 years ago

    Some guy who loves animals!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    I love women who are animals!

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       mayhmongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How did I missed that one? LOL

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    James S. Thorntonposted 14 years ago

    Maddie Ruud!
    
    I want a massage from her.
    
    And aroma therapy!

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    Rik Ravadoposted 14 years ago

    Having installed both mistyhorizons2003 (Cindy) and Inspirepub (Jenny) on my magnificent yacht, the Hubbers cruise will commence as a new thread - All aboard for a slow sail across the Caribbean!
    
    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/17319

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