LOL OK, lemme tell you a Russian joke, if I would be able to translate it properly.
Two buffaloes, young and old, are enjoying a walk together, and suddenly see a herd of cows peacefully grazing. The young buffalo gets all excited - look, see those two pretty chicks in the middle? Let's get there fast and quickly fuck them while they did not grasp it yet! Oh no - answers the old buddy - we'll start from here, move slowly, and fuck the whole herd!
After being married to someone who only makes average pay, I say the same thing. Next time (if there is a next time) I will marry someone who has lots of money so I can be a housewife and not have to worry about money and the house would be clean when my hubby came home and we could spend time together rather than being at each others throats after coming home and both of us having to cook and clean. Makes sense.
Well, you know it depends on my motives and my mood. If I'm looking for a good laugh, I'd pick someone like Bad Company. If I'm looking for an ultra romantic, maybe Agvulpes. If I'm looking to pick someone's brain about how to improve my earnings while riding on the back of a motorcycle, Hal Licino's the man. In between these are a whole host of fascinating and talented Hubbers I'd truly love to spend an evening with. Misha -- I'd love to meet you and listen to more of your Russian stories!
I would like to spend an afternoon in the garden with Bob Ewing. Have breakfast with dayzeebee, enjoy a coffee watching passers by in a terrace with Cris A; dine with Christoph Reilly in his ivy-draped house and go clubbing with DJ Funktual.
Has anyone else been receiving emails from a female hubber telling you that you are cute and how they want a relationship with you?Said hubber has strangely enough not written any hubs!Also how can you tell from my avatar what I look like and does she (if in fact it is a she?) realise that I am...
You are not allowed to be nasty or personal, just tell people about little traits that slightly irritate you, whilst keeping it seemly.I'll nominate myself as I annoy everyone. This post is to help people see where they are going wrong, in others eyes, and it is designed to improve your Hubs or...
What does your interesting Hubber name mean?Some are self explanatory, with hubbers using their real name. Some are different though, l am wondering what prompted some of them. For instance, mine is Xanzacow. It is the first 3 letters of my 2 youngest sons' names and then the first 2 letters of our...
If a woman pays on a date, does it mean the man has been placed in the 'friend-zone'?Traditionally when a man woos a woman he is expected to get the cheque. So if a woman pays the bill does it mean that she thinks of the man more as a friend than as a serious potential partner?
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